wow that is fucking hilarious. except gator should definitely be on the top of the ticket...
 

I've always said Rhode Island is an odd state.
 

and honestly, i don't think they stand a chance against the samurai/xenu ticket
 

He also advocates drilling for hair gel, solar powered beard trimmers, and amnesty for illegal immidouchion.

AV
 

Speaking of Fung, Get Off Our Island is a neat site: http://www.getoffourisland.com/what_happened.html
 

Fuck Fung.
 

Fuck Fung. Again.
 

http://www.fungformayor.com/

He promises to bring a branch of the Neptune to Cranston if elected.
 

Do you think he can take me?
 

It's just for mayor. Why not?
His only platforms are his shoes.

-Scroatian
 

All elections are a farce. Samurai Scrote runs everything.
 

Rock the Scrote!
 

@bcs
are you kidding? what, just cuz xenu can see rehab from his house?
 

Samurai Scrote is preparing to take out Xenu...you just watch...
 

Whats his stance on AXE slicks off of the coast?
Will he pass the law eliminating popped collars?
Will he demand a hugh tax on all dog tags sold to scrotes?
Step up FUNG we need answers!!!!!
 

@ bcs:

Samurai Scrote's platform is based on finding out whattup with Braxto.com and the "drunk wife" series, pt. 3...?

The Public Deserves To Know.
 

Colin Powell is a Muslim too?
 

"Allan Fung" - from Candid Camera to mayor of Cranston. Wow!

"Make kissy lips and flip the bird! You're on Candid Cameraaaaa!"
 

Orange ticket FTW!!! Fung can bring the change we need in our country. Everyone will over-tan with bad spray on tans, and life will be good.




FUCK FUNG!!

Samurai Scrote for write-in candidate!!
 

on 9/11/10 president fung stayed in the magic tan booth for 7 minutes...7 MINUTES! after being told that terrorists had attacked the two 4 story apartment buildings in hobokken, affectionately known as "the only twin towers left" to local residents.
a swift response could have saved lives. luckily secretary-of-state fish slap, secretary-of-war samurai scrote, and secretary-of-tunes-that-get-bitches-to-drop DJ Bello staged a bloodless coup to create a new world order. all hail samurai scrote.
 

@darksock braxto.com will be up and running by the end of the year i promise. i work for a restaurant franchise and we are trying to get this new menu finished. as soon as it's done (along with the two other websites i'm doing for other companies) i can put all of my attention into my website, most of which will be humiliating me and my wife
 

He's running on a "Free the Prompas" campaign.
 

Elections are meaningless.
Only XENU can pick and choose who will run the world.
Stupid mortals.
 

'FUNG News', how could you not laugh at that.
 

Does Mayor Fung have contact lens that make his eyes look like that of a lemur in heat? I mean I'm voting for Fung either way. I'm just curious.
 

Which way is Fung Shui?
 

Fung is not Fung. Fung is Oompa Prompa A. He doesn't get his own name, because Oompa Prompas have no individuality.

Also, he's not eligible to run because he's not technically human.
 

I was thinkin' more along the line of FUNG for cleaner sewers.. pull a lever for Sanitation Supervisor

& by pull a lever I mean flush twice!
 

FUNG is a four-letter word.

XENU is a four-letter word.

Samurai Scrote is a four-syllable thirteen-letter double word.

You be the judge on who wins.
 

The votes have been counted, and Fung is the winner! Take that, Cranston!