Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

pointing at your dick,
no matter how miniscule,
won't impress judges.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:49 AM

She's appetizing -
Italian mini sausage
won't satisfy her.

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:49 AM

Later haiku time
will be better for West Coast
participation

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 7:50 AM

She must be wond'ring:
I thought that their muscles grew
when they were on 'roids?

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:51 AM

Hairless and oily
is no way to go through life,
son. What a choad-bag!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 7:51 AM

Italia patch
covers tiny rotini.
yo, vaffanculo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:52 AM

He is proud to note
that his shrunken penis is
starting to grow back.

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:52 AM

Mini-Italian
sausage links do not impress.
Not much to point at!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 7:54 AM

"I'm maxed out, baby!"
He says, clearly delighted.
She still can't find it.

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:54 AM

bodybuilding man
poses next to Sum Yung Gai.
bad surprise awaits.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

A fan of Scarface...
"Say hello to my little
Friend," He says pointing.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:55 AM

the sad part here is
he's got a raging boner
hiding behind patch.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

Workouts and steroids
Hott leans on oily douchebag
He grabs as she slips

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 7:56 AM

"You wanna know why
my ego is so big? 'Cause
I'm compensating."

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:56 AM

Asian seductress
And The Rock's skinny brother
Nobody wins here

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:57 AM

"Is that a raisin
In your Speedo, or are you
Just glad to see me?"

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:57 AM

years of Italian
pride are flushed down the toilet
by oily douchebag.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

Newest world order
Red Army sends mutant douche
to rip the hottie's spines out

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

east asian hottie
posed with "the rock" wannabe
more like "the pebble"

# posted by

bcs : 7:58 AM

Italia patch
worn proudly over his patch
of pubes, not penis

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 7:58 AM

Asian call girls says:
"Love you long time. In your case,
about 10 seconds."

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:58 AM

Tokyo Hott asks,
"Where did my pet gerbil go?"
"In here," Fruit Boy says.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:59 AM

Andro-Creatine
Not make tiny member grow
Asian hot cries alone

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

an italian flag?
from the looks of that sausage,
it's from vienna.

# posted by

bcs : 8:01 AM

This is what started
The decline of the Romans
Goths had bigger dicks

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:01 AM

Empty locker room
Metaphor for other things
that do not quite show.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:02 AM

Small Italian link
with giant Asian melons
Bad lunch combo there

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 8:03 AM

Tony Soprano's
Not-well-known associate:
Vinnie "Shrunken Head"

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:03 AM

Hair covers one eye;
She looks away from his "pride" to stifle laughter.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:04 AM

Would you like to see
What an Italian raisin
Looks like? No? OK.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:04 AM

In any Language,
"Speedo" translates roughly to
"look at my small dong"

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:05 AM

Taking too many

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:05 AM

She has had her fill,
but she will surely hunger
again in 30.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:06 AM

Damn Blogger software!
What happened to the Trash Can?
I wasn't finished!

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:06 AM

"Where's the beef?", she asks.
Magnifying glass needed
to see this chode's dick.

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 8:06 AM

Crap!

Hair covers one eye;
She looks away from his "pride"
to stifle laughter.

(It sucked anyway.)

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:07 AM

guido packing light
might score with asian hott, but
no happy ending

# posted by

bcs : 8:08 AM

Flyweight division:
Overall body mass not
only qualifier.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:08 AM

Jesus Harold Christ!
He is missing Little Head!
Big head all alone...

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 8:09 AM

Taking too many
Steroids will turn it into
A little raisin.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:10 AM

@bcs

No happy ending?
Depends what you mean. Could be
snuggling, talking.

He shares his feelings
About his broken member
She pleasures herself

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:10 AM

Preparation H -
Don't masturbate when rubbing
it on your abs, douche!

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:11 AM

It's the same thing Hugh
Grant wanted...a little head.
Divine Brown is pleased.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:11 AM

Banana hammock
meant to hold bananas in
not swollen raisins!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 8:12 AM

Dennis Hopper says,
"Sicilian's spawned by Douchebags."
Asian Hott agrees.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:12 AM

Italy ashamed
First fuckin' Moussolini
Now Jersey scrotewanks

# posted by

The Nicker : 8:12 AM

weightlift p.s.a.
human growth hormone shrinks dick
just say no to roids

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:13 AM

"Look at my guns, girl!"
But she can only see his
Tiny Deringer

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:13 AM

Insert thumb in mouth...
Blow hard to inflate fake dick...
Soon he'll have reltne.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:14 AM

Oily and Greasy
A sad way to go through life
Miss Nippon hates you

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:15 AM

perfect example
the unnecessary point
no one should look there

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:15 AM

I can do nothing but laugh
Scrotebag, Douchebag, DoucheNozzle..all those names seem inadequete...speaking of inadequete..

Meet Guido, the field mouse.

Douche-o-rama
CDC

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:15 AM

asian hottie hungry
wanted large filling eggroll
got wonton instead

# posted by

bcs : 8:16 AM

He has to point out
Where it is, and she's Asian!
You know you're small when . . .

# posted by

The Nicker : 8:16 AM

Gustavo lands hot?

No hips, fake tits, no cheek bones

Thats a man baby!

# posted by

Unknown : 8:16 AM

Italia Douche points
to fully erect penne
"Uh, is it in yet?"

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:16 AM

Weenie really small
Asian hottie doesnt care
Use to small packages

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:16 AM

Did it fall over?
Leaning Tower of Penis?
Only rubble remains.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:17 AM

see? stereotypes
not always true. Italians
don't all have big dicks...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:17 AM

Gustavo lands hot?

No hips, fake tits, no cheek bones

Thats a man baby!

# posted by

Tag'em and Bag'em : 8:17 AM

"Pasta not noodle!"
Greasy Boy shouts at his Bleeth.
Macaroni cock.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:18 AM

@johnny scrotten -

But Eddie Murphy
said that once in his act! She
don't see it eithahhhhh.....

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:19 AM

his bellybutton
looks like sideways vagina
or a second mouth

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:19 AM

"I have one hair left.
It's down here. Wanna see it?"
Photographer runs.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:21 AM

Soaked in greasy brine
Ripped and balding old guido
Has Midget Gherkin

# posted by

CrackedActor : 8:21 AM

A mark of the bag
there on his left pectoral?
He has a heart-on.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:21 AM

Her press credentials:
Good ability with zoom lens.
Tough assignment here.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:23 AM

Fake tan, fake muscles
Fake sweat, fake hott "into him"
Why not fake bulge too?

# posted by

The Nicker : 8:23 AM

Messed it up again!
Take out "good" in second line -
Gotta learn to count.....

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:24 AM

Clementine @ 8:21

"Midget Gherkin" Nice.
He'd need a pair of tweezers
For gherkin jerkin.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:24 AM

@don't wheeze-

and i'm sure she'd say,
"Staaaaht fuckin!" to him, even
though he's inside her...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:24 AM

Pic like cooking show:
Asian/Italian, disturbing
New fusion cuisine

# posted by

CrackedActor : 8:25 AM

Her press credentials:
Ability with zoom lens.
Tough assignment here.

(grumbles)

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:25 AM

This does prove one thing
Japanese tourists will take
Pic with ANYONE!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 8:27 AM

If Nero fiddled
while Rome continued to burn,
His fiddle was small

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:27 AM

@johnny scrotten -

She needs eye-catcher,
Guido points at his chopstick;
no bargain for her.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:30 AM

@ Boatbutter

Quite wll played my friend
Always fun to compare dong
to food: my wife likes!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 8:30 AM

This guy is da bomb
My MySpace friends would agree
Fuck all you haterz

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:32 AM

Agreed Clementine...
Dong/food jokes are always fun.
I like to do this....

Take pork tenderloin,
A place on a cookie sheet.
Hold it right down there

And ask her if she
Prefers that it be cooked rare,
Medium, or well.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:33 AM

Haiku is contrived
Me and Skeletina know
Headphone tats rule, yo

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:34 AM

Damnit....a typo!
"A" should really be an "And"
@ 8:33.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:35 AM

TARMAL DCIK FAGAOTH!
FUE #! VIETCOGN WHOAR! 3#!
BATHE IN FAGAOTH BLODO!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:36 AM

Flyteeth must have seen
the article in the Post.
Welcome back, Flyteeth!

; )

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:37 AM

Will Plinky return?
I never posted with him.
I should read old threads.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:38 AM

I must confess now
Mr. White is bored at work
Posts as "greatest hits"

I honor Flyteeth
And some assorted douchebags
As best as I can

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:40 AM

Darksock at meeting?
I'm sure he'll be all bummed out
He missed the party.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:40 AM

For the new readers:
Friday Haiku is a blast
and all in good fun.

Stay tuned for Weeklies
and the Monthly voting, too.
Your votes always count.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:40 AM

But fucking Blogger
Keeps fucking deleting posts
Fucking asshat fucks

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:40 AM

speedo douche douche douche
asian hott hott hott hott hott
little dick dick dick

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:41 AM

I know, Mr. White -
I've seen you do that before.
Flyteeth is classic.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:41 AM

DB1's next book
Should be a collection of
All Friday Haikus.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:42 AM

I'm so freaking fat
That this guy's tiny member
Lost in my fat flaps

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:42 AM

@boatbutter -

DB1 could start
a whole spinoff library
from common postings:

Friday Haiku book.
Collection of Weekly champs
as well as Monthlies.

Wednesday limericks.
Honorary Douche of Month.
And "Caption This Pic."

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:47 AM

no homepage for me?!??
i'll hire a lawyer and sue
for my damages.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:51 AM

i'll sue bcs
for defamation of my
awesome character.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:53 AM

@pfah, 8:51 a.m. -

I feel your pain, bra!!
I made it two straight Fridays,
but my run is done.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:53 AM

Hott is top heavy.
She can fall over on me.
Waxy douche be damned.

Stan poorly endowed.
Shouldn't be showing that off,
For the love of God.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:54 AM

@ don't wheeze the douche

I would sign over
Whatever rights I'd have to
To make that happen.

Wednesday Limericks
Are also a favorite.
Lots of good stuff here.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:54 AM

and i'll sue Darksock
on general principle.
calling my lawyer.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:54 AM

and i'll litigate
don't wheeze the douche because he's
funnier than me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:56 AM

i'll also sue my
friend mr. white for pissing
on my leather shoe.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:57 AM

Aww, c'mon there pfah...
How do you pronounce your name?
Is the "P" silent?

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:57 AM

Glad to be counted
among the haikus worthy
of front page stardom

We still love you, pfah
do not sue bcs
character in tact.

Plinky and Flyteeth?
What a momentous Friday
Now I need liquor

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 8:58 AM

Can I keep the pic
You made for my avatar?
I really like it.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:58 AM

samurai scrote will
sue pfah. judge will reward him
pfah's eternal soul

# posted by

bcs : 8:58 AM

and johnny scrotten
will be hearing from lawyers.
i'll own his house too.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:58 AM

@boatbutter, 8:57 a.m. -

His might be silent,
but somehow I doubt that holds
true for Mr. White.

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:00 AM

well, well, well, well, well, Doucheous Scrotimus wants
a piece of me too?!??

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:00 AM

shit. i didn't hit 'return' on that last one.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:01 AM

pfah has the backing
of revered Samurai Scrote -
We're all up Shit Creek.

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:01 AM

as long as we are reminiscing...

# posted by

bcs : 9:01 AM

i'll be suing me.
i'll take my own ass to court.
i'll owe me some cash.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:02 AM

What happened to "ed?"
Sometimes called "K federbag"
He wrote some good shit.

# posted by

boatbutter : 9:02 AM

boatbutter, you say
my name: P-fah. pronounce the
'P' like mr. white.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:03 AM

I have no cash, pfah.
But I will give you pictures
of my hott wife nude!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:04 AM

and dear boatbutter,
that avatar is all yours.
my gift to you bro.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:04 AM

nice to see you pfah
have been a less frequent guest
unlike my hemorrhoids

# posted by

bcs : 9:04 AM

Wheeze gotta roll, yo!
Damn, I hate fractured English!
I must run errands.

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:05 AM

your hot wife nude, eh?
well Doucheous Scrotimus,
i already have.

heheh...

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:05 AM

yeah thats good question
what the hell happened to ed?
did anon kill him?

# posted by

bcs : 9:06 AM

good to be back here.
been REALLY busy at work.
*high five* bcs!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:06 AM

yeah! where IS dear ed?
he was funnier than a midget
wrestling in poo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:07 AM

seeya later Wheeze!
make sure to wear your seatbelt!
idiots out there.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:08 AM

need to go to lunch.
having my back waxed today.
should be a good time.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:10 AM

I think ed still lurks
Under a different handle.
He'll resurface soon.

And thank you P-fah
For letting me keep my pic.
It's fuckin' kick ass.

# posted by

boatbutter : 9:10 AM

Ah yes, I forgot
pfah's surveillance equipment
is at my house too

Beware, good hunters!
Don't get on pfah's bad side.
He'll publish those pics!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:10 AM

Eyeballs now sterile
Euro-douche in plum smugglers
Asian ladyboy

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:10 AM

Boatbutter's av is
quite awesome to see just like
his haikus to read

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:12 AM

pfah busy at work
guess market not affecting
your fine employment

# posted by

bcs : 9:12 AM

Shit! Dammit! No way!
I missed a West Coast friendly
Haiku posting time.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:12 AM

Meetings on Friday
Mornings should be banished from
Our world pronto!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:13 AM

Her scoliosis
Cannot be cured by Prep H
My bone will help her.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:14 AM

Now we all know why
Nomar Garciaparra
Keeps uniform on.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:15 AM

He’s like a turtle
Wiener crawls back inside shell
Finds comfort in spleen.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:17 AM

Samurai Scrote would
Use tiny Tim’s abs here for
Washing his laundry.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:18 AM

crucial in meeting
missed out on friday haiku
with mr. coinpurse

# posted by

bcs : 9:19 AM

We truly need a
second round of haikus on
Friday Haiku day

Crucial head's haikus
have me doubled over in
a pool of urine

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:19 AM

I could do without
Seeing this dude's swollen clit
Ever again. Mom?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:21 AM

Counter-sue pfah
For loafer interference
In golden orgy

I will proudly park
His little R32
In my own driveway

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:32 AM

Friday meetings suck!
I hate them with all my soul
What a waste of time!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:32 AM

Lots of urine talk
Equals successful Friday
I'm easily pleased

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:33 AM

bcs busts out
Old Levis-hatin' Randy
I miss that fat fuck

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:34 AM

This douche is wearing
A size 4T Underoos
Not filling them out

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 9:35 AM

Fuck you, Mr. White!
My job on Morning Zoo Crew
Shames all you fuckers!

I make fart noises
When DJ Asshat tells me
I'm a fucking star!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:36 AM

L'Italiano
Has missed a hair while shaving
Dangles in his shorts

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 9:37 AM

so many haikus
not in true haiku format
5-7-5 dorks

# posted by

Unknown : 9:39 AM

Readying his ass
The greased up Speedo assclown
Says, "Pull my finger."

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 9:39 AM

Raggedy Randy
I'm not affected by you
I do what I do

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:40 AM

Oh yeah, Mr. White?
You write haiku to yourself
Who's the asshole now?

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:40 AM

Trashcan icon gone
Can't change my last haiku to
Raggedy Randy

My "humor" is blown
Thanks a lot, Blogger software
Now I am ashamed.

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:42 AM

I hate being late
To work on Fridays cause
I miss good Haiku

Balding muscle choad
Pulls in skinny Asian Hott
Asians like it small

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 9:43 AM

super sweet asian
stares away from wang
size of raisin

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:43 AM

What is the story
behind Mr. White and pee?
New 'bag hunter here...

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:45 AM

Poor poor Mr. White
Trying to entertain us
Cover blown. Damn blog!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 9:47 AM

Scrotimus, way back
There was a pic of a hott
Squatting down, I think

Another poster
Said she was going to pee
On featured douchebag

I remarked that I
Would quite enjoy such a thing
With a hott like her

Joke took on new life
Has haunted-slash-entertained
Me for all these days

# posted by

Justin C. : 9:53 AM

my good friend Pfah
you may take my house, but you'll
never take my pride

(lame U2 lyrical reference, trying to distract everyone from Mr. White's blogger blunder...)

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 9:55 AM

Don't kid Mr. White
Your tarp covered basement is
For real I'm guessing.

(heh heh heh).

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:56 AM

FINGER POINTS
TO ITALIAN PEE PEE
WHAT AN ASIAN DEELITE

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:58 AM

DB1 welcomes
new readers, possibly from
lawsuit attention?

if so, welcome you
rubberneckers, watch your step,
no "wet floor" sign here...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 9:58 AM

Blogger needs a good
Hose down with napalm right now
But we soldier on.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:58 AM

crucial, there's no tarp
Elaborate drains and vents
It was custom job

# posted by

Justin C. : 10:02 AM

Thank you, Mr. White
Your explanation concise
and in haiku form!!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 10:07 AM

She's wearing a security pass--maybe this is all som Clockwork Orange/aversion therapy experiment.

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 10:11 AM

My other car is
a Fiat. My wife prefers
to use vibrator.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:13 AM

Look at my package
Once the gherkin gets workin
I'm still a douche wank

# posted by

Lord Conrad Von Douchington IV : 10:24 AM

DB1 getting props on The Smoking Gun...

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:35 AM

back is now hairless.
it burns a little bit though.
happy ending too.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:36 AM

thanks for memories
of posts gone by, mr. white.
brings a tear to eyes.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:37 AM

welcome new 'hunters!
we have but 1 rule in here:
don't be an asshole.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:39 AM

Assholes not welcome.
Mocking douchebags, however,
is MOST welcome here!

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 10:42 AM

my bro j. scrotten,
stole this song from the Beatles
now we steal it back.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:42 AM

So, pfah, my friend
just curious, did you get
your ass-crack waxed too?

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 10:43 AM

don't want to work.
but the deadlines are waiting.
must earn my paycheck.

see you fellas soon.
as always, it's been a blast.
have a great weekend!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:45 AM

oh no, no my friend.
but the balls and taint get waxed.
too much info bro?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:46 AM

actually, i
don't really get anything
waxed. shave the balls though.

woo!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:48 AM

A shorn scrotum is
one of life's indulgences
wax on, good hunter

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 10:49 AM

Gherkin boy and bleeth
Call Samurai Scrote their god
The planet's gone douche

# posted by

Samurai Scrote : 10:50 AM

All Hail Samurai.
His haikus are most epic
S.S. wins yearly.

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 10:55 AM

hi Samurai Scrote.
thanks for your card in the mail.
why does it smell odd?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:57 AM

Haiku train departs,
Leaves DarkSock on platform C
There holding his dick.

# posted by

DarkSock : 11:11 AM

don't worry Darksock.
your other hand is still free
for picking your nose.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:12 AM

whereas, if i was
left holding my dick, it would
both hands. booyah!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:13 AM

take.

i meant to type 'take'.

son of a bitch.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:14 AM

can't delete comments
anymore using Blogger.
must type carefully.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:15 AM

Hey there good Darksock
Sorry you missed today's train
Rub vigorously.

# posted by

Doucheous Scrotimus : 12:12 PM

United Nations
Day, October twenty-fourth:
No Axis Power.

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:46 PM

Not a day over 60
Not a size over 40D
While an inch worm cries

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:09 PM

Steroid aftermath
Asian Kung Pao Injection
Into Bleethe Fake Slugs

---Sir Douchealot the Third, the Triumphant Scroturn

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:43 PM

Her melons, not that
large, she arches spine to fool
the horny wanker.

His cock and balls are
small, but maybe he's grower
and just not show-er.

But chances are he
builds the body chiseled to
over-compensate.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:46 PM

Instead of even
six inches he compensates
with six-pack of abs.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:50 PM

With a kimono
and a netsuke at his
waist, he's Asian.

His universal
features, like Charles Bronson,
cross-appeal to hotts.

He has TWO skinny
peckers slung along his groin
sideways 'neath red, white.

An Italian seal
of approval marks the spot
we hasten to mock.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:04 PM

With dark glasses and
bad-ass headband, shirt, suit and
tie: Samurai Scrote?

Wouldn't that be the
cat's meow and biggest joke
on us baghunters!

Only D-B-1
knows for sure and he certain-
ly isn't telling.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:13 PM

At first I thought
Mock Tony, but, second thoughts:
More power to him

The dude is fifty
Yet ripped like Terminator
Bang Mo Phuc, Tony!

--VS

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:49 PM

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# posted by

Anonymous : 10:07 PM

Okay holy fucking shit, haiku in Japanese ftw.

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:42 AM

Rock doppelganger
Dismisses haterz, saying:
"I was in the pool!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:41 PM

Just short of a deuce?
Italian sausage shrinkage
is disappointed.

# posted by

Wheezer : 5:53 PM

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# posted by

Anonymous : 12:33 AM

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おもしろいエロマンガ : 1:15 AM

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