Slick and red. Just like afterbirth.
 

More like Drippy the Pinhead.
That guy's head is way to small for that pear-shaped carcass of his. It looks absolutely freaky!
 

Girl On Our Left looks like she's showing the tattoo artist exactly where she wants that cute heart, or else she's showing the doctor exactly where that stabbing pain is.
 

Is that Samantha Ronson?
 

Thik and Thin with a toilet brush.
 

[Veronica: Can I get my fifty bucks now?]

You mean "paid for the interview" or "paid to pose with DoucheJockey"?

It seems they've just finished giving him a swirly.
 

my fav aspect of the pic is girl on the left's homemade v-neck t-shirt. nothing says "trailer park classy" like taking a plain old tee and cutting it into a v-neck.
 

Easily the most awkwardly posed picture I have ever seen.
 

Are we sure that the one in the middle is a guy & not a lesbian? I mean, I guess she could still be a douchebag, right?
 

Now coming to the stage...DJ IWISHAIWASADUDE

"Ahhh yeah, come on when I say IMA you say MAN, IMA....IMA"
 

funny stuff db1, I loled
 

I just spent several hours playing a new FPS, and for a second was frantically hitting hotkeys and wondering why my plasma weapon would not come up to blow this thing's limbs off.

--VS
 

Remind me never to visit Augusta. Especially after dark.
 

It's Jeebs from MIB... K shot his head off & it's slowly growing back
 

Donnie found the best way to interview women's ovaries was in public restrooms.
 

Yours is a well-written site and relatively witty, but a bit derivative.
 

the only thing of which this site is derivative is funny, as bags inherent are. and this bag has more rings than saturn. can't think of many things worse than a bag with a mic. milf on left appears to have thumb jammed into skin. maybe ripping away to reveal bleethbot?
 

hahahaha, I had a hearty bottom of the gut laugh there... really excelent dialogue...
 

That is a woman, by the loosest definition...but still a woman.
 

Yaaaa Augusta! Dirty Dirty South. Representin'. Diamonds up on that wood, candy paint, spinnin' wheels. Douches pretendin they be hood, smell like taint, gun concealed.
 

Anon at 8:03. On this site all Anon's are supposed to end their post with

Sincerely,

Asshat
 

This picture speaks to me.

It says Boy George Post the year 2000

(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/23-End/boy-george-photo-xl-boy-george-6227175.jpg)

DJ's at a Kirsty Alley look-a-like party while left Kirsty (from the Post Jenny Craig era) shows where her Ortho Evra patch will be placed to ensure that this douche swank won't impregnate her during their heavily-paid-for-cause-otherwise-it-would-never-of-happened sexual encounter later on this night. And no, it won't be a threesome. Early 90's Kirsty Alley just made herself skinnier by throwing up at the site of this guy's hairline dripping down his face. That, and he just farted because he becomes flatulent when he's nervous/pretending to be gangster.
 

@Anon 8:03pm:

And by derivative, I suppose you mean m = ∆y / ∆x. Or, in layman’s terms, M = ∆1 / ∆0

Because M is your comment, while Y is equal to your brain and X is equal to your ego. Next time you may actually foul one off for a strike.
 

Red-shirt has to be a lesbo.
That's the oddest Chevrolet logo behind them. .
 

Disturbing.
 

Roberto Pons is my new fake name to give cops.

lambdarap@yahoo.com is going to be the most spammed email address of all time from this day forward.

i love this site.
 

Isn't that cute, the girl on the right is allergic to red onion.
 

Wait, wait, wait when did lesbians become douche bags?
This douche looks sorta like 'It's Pat.'
 

DJ Drippy Head shows how he wants these girls to jam that microphone up his ass. Sideways, for maximum effect.

If he was a real man, he'd have that microphone tattooed on his rib cage, with the chord trailing down into his nether regions.

Signed,

Robert Pons
Cornell Grad
NYU Stern student
Great Grandson of Curly Stooge
Nyuk Nyuk
 

Haha! Now this is good...A friend told me about my pic being posted on here. Good stuff! I f*ckin' love HATERS! (No really, I LOVE YOU!) It's always those guys and girls that are hangin' out side the club and can't get in that do this shit. Just because people pick on you all the time doesn't mean that you have to talk bad about someone else just to make you feel better. Look a hug is what you need. How about I take you to the mall and buy you some new clothes and give you a complete make over. That way next time you are waiting in line to see one of my shows, you will at least have a small chance that you might be able to get in that night. Just hit me up on myspace. http://myspace.com/chadmac
 

Here ya go...My next show! Copy this and paste it in to your addy bar!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/46/l_be7a1ef3be714b228776728a7204d620.gif
 

@chad -

Well, thanks for hangin'. If you make a video, don't cry on us like DJ Bello did. Show that pud how to man up!

Otherwise, those of us who like our brain cells intact stay away from the douchebaggery of nightclubs. No sense tripe-ing the light not-so-fantastic in any meat market.
 

I'm not convinced that that's a man. My first instinct was lesbian.
 

yo, mac.... the Tony Howard Band??

Sounds like shit.

No thanks... how about instead you come down to Vegas and I will show you 10 shows in one night that put yours to shame? Down here, the douches know their role, at least.

How bout it? On me... I will fly you out and pay for all accomodations and drinks. Hit me up.

movebodies@hotmail
 

Sorry, Chad, I'm not clicking.


Signed,

A brain cell
 

Bwa ha ha ha. Chad Mac. You have less street cred than DJ Bello. You pale ass pudgy poor example of a planned parent hood success story. Is that your mom and your sister in the picture with you?

Haters? There's nothing to hate about you. We just like laughing at you. You're of no threat to anyone here, its just funny how you try to adopt the "gangsta" life style. You'd probably be more uncomfortable in a room of black guys than a home schooled Mormon white girl from Nebraska.

Holding a microphone in front of the club that you valet at doesn't make you a playa Chad Mac. You should really give up now and try to salvage your future.
 

I've got a simple equation for Mr. Mac:
Posing with numerous 'hotties' equals none of them ever loving you.

Have you ever noticed that when a DB actually gets a real girlfriend all the pics wit da hoes come down from the myspace page?

In all honesty bro, you look like a lesbian. Can't one of your homies hook you up with some roids or something? ...a little testosterone might do you a world of good.

Let me take a minute to give a shout out to my ex wife Stacy, soon it will mark a year since she went off to find the Mac of her dreams.

peace and love
 

Blogger Don't wheeze the douche!
Ummm yeah ok! *rolls eyes*


Elle33:
I am a lesbian. I love woman. So does that


Julian:
I would love for you to fly me out...Free vacation and I could come home with your job. Unless your just a call girl.


Vin Douchal:
As for you I wouldn't click on anything...You only have one brain cell...wouldn't want you to burn that up on a simple task. Are you wearing your helmet?

Archidoucheis:
Actually It's Your mom and sister in the pic with me...The reason why they like me sooo much is because when the lights go out they feel like their in a room full of black guys.

Douche Peterson:
First off my pic's never come down for any girl...See I don't have to worry about that...My girls never get out of pocket. As for Stacie, She can tell you her self...lol

Hey "Peterson" this Is Stacie! I see you still can't spell my name right but when have you ever been able to do anything right!? By the way it didn't take me a year to find the Mac. I found him a year before we split up. What? You don't remember all those long trips to get my nails done. come on, Who gets their nails done every day?

DAMMMMN! Looks like she said it all! lol

You guys have a nice life!
 

Chadmac you are THE MAN. I can't even come back to that awesome come back you just did there with the switching of my mom with yours. How?! HOW do you come up with that? It's like...it's like your Dane Cook or something. Do you do stand up in your show? I'm sure you'd be hilarious. With that witty mind of yours. I'm gonna have to watch out for you Chad from Augusta. You's a clever little bag. I'm just gonna have to sit back and drink some more Hateraide if I want to have a chance at ever putting you down again. Hell I'll need a whole 6 pack.

My mom and sister. Fantastic.
 

Yeah,

You guys I mean you virgins are getting picked apart by THE Chad Mac!

I challenge any of you to produce proof that you have ever been with a girl/woman...This site is a big sausage fest, visited by a bunch of semen (sthe viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa) syphoners! ;)
 

I personally dig Chad and I'm a chic...I mean, I am bi sexual and I could have the best of both worlds with him. ha! Mac--lover
 

Do you think I can get "poppin'" lessons from you?
Maybe the name of the tattooist whose making that sweet sleeve for you. THE ENTERTAINMENT MECHANIC. There you go again, with that wit. It's not every day you come across someone with street smarts AND book smarts. I guess that's why you're just ahead of the game in Augusta. A regular country boy with the humor of Dane Cook, the street smarts of Tony Montana, the wit of Kanye West, the package of King Kong, and the looks of...well you still look like Boy George does today, but that's alright its dark in the club.
We gotta go clubbing some time Chad. Me and my new friend Chad clubbin' it up. Maybe with DJ Richie Rich and his killer track Love You Forever. Pop-lockin' and frolickin' to the VIP. Sippin on Jager Bombs. Hell, we'll be chuggin' them Chad. We'll be chuggin' Jager Bombs and pouring less desirable drinks upon all females around us. Especially the white shirted ones. I'm gonna quit school, quit my job, sell my guitar and drums, and get a ticket to Augusta. Party Capital of the south. With Big Chad Daddy Mac. The Entertainment Mechanic. When's your new song come out? Can I do cameo on it. Just like a..like a shout out to my new homeboy Chad, from Augusta, with the red cap, red shirt, and red cup. Flickin' off da haters cause god knows they're out there hating on us. Well mainly you, but once I get a few pics of me and you livin' it up, up on myspace, I'm sure I'll be gettin' dem haters too. They are sooo jealous of success. Big Chad, From Augusta, The Entertainment Mechanic.
 

Anon @ 6:18, Give me your address. I'll send you some sick shit.
 

Archidoucheis:
Yo man...I see you have been to my page. That's cool, but I don't really hang out with groupies...Sorry bro, nothing against you...How can I make it up to you? I know..How about I leave a comment on your page so that you can tell people that you know me. Oh, and by the way If your girl ever says she has some Mac on her face, She's not talking about make up!
 

THIS SHITE IS FUNNY!!!BUNCH OF BAGS,TRYING TO PICK UP BAGS!
 

Yo SEVEN0SIX:
 

Come ON Chadmac! I wanna hang with Da Entertainment Mechanic! Pop-lock and down jager bombs!

And there you go with that wit again. I get it man. Mac, like mac and cheese. She is a fan of baked mac and cheese. Oh wait...I'm getting something... Baked Mac! You can use that one if you think it's good enough. Obviously I can't touch the sense of humor of someone with the prowess of one Dane Cook. Please let me be your friend. I'll put a DJ in front of my name, I'll gel my hair out, I'll start wearing Armani Exchange clothing or at least outfits that coordinate. I'll start writing R&B songs. I already got titles for a few of them.

I wanna love you like I wanna.

I'm gonna forever love your forever love.

Shake that ass while I pour liquid upon your breasts.

Once I saw how dope you were on your myspace page. I knew we'd be best friends. I'm not just another groupie Chadmac!
 

Yo SEVEN0SIX:

That's what the hell I'm talking about!
They need to change the name from Douche Bags to Tool Bags! lol

These dudes on here are F*ckin lemons!
 

706 are you DJ Richie Rich?

Chadmac, what will you come up with next? Although I'm still unclear on how changing the name of the site that features your picture from hot chicks with douchebags to hot chicks with toolbags is going to help your case. I'm sure it's just too witty for me to pick up. I'll keep working on it.
 

Fuck this bum ass rap game anyway, its full of fake ass niggaz who pump poison to the kids, make a few dollars and act like they're larger then life when they know their music is detrimental to their fucking communities, If it ain't about sex, it's about drugs or violence, where are the songs about getting an education, or being responsible parents and shit, or stopping the gang violence...This shit is sickening...........CHADMAC IS DEAD...Should I say I'll slap a rapper so they run and put it in all their news sections and gossip columns..Okay I'll slap the shit outta EVERY rapper how's that....I QUIT, Now I have time to focus on my non- profit organization, In Arms Reach/Abandoned Nation, Please if you get the chance, check out Inarmsreach.org and lend your support to the work we do for the children in GA whose parent(s) are incarcerated, Thank You now I gotta figure out how I'm gonna break this to DJ RICHIE RICH......THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD....hahahahahahaha PROPHECY
 

Your Chick says It's the cheesiest! Yeah she likes it.

Oh Wait maybe I should have put the word "Wit" in that! oh well maybe next time.

And about adding the letters DJ to the front of your name...I think DB fits you just fine.
 

Yo seven0six, i told y'all to stop postin' as my friend! Oh wait, i be postin dat shit myself!
 

yo yo yo homeboyzzzzzzzzzzz! oh wait, i be posting under lotsa names in dat i wanna make it look like i be havin lotsa friends, yo!
 

chadmac, I can play your game as well.

- not chadmac posting as "anonymous" to make it seem he has lots of friends sticking up for him
 

jus' sayin, dawwwwwwwg...
 

HAHA Chadmac, I bet the girls got the blues when they don't have your mac! Right?

You know...cause they really like the cheese from your macaroni noodle.
 

Dude str8 up...That wasn't me. That's real...I don't hide from anyone. Must be something you've done before...Yo man...You're making me famous tho keep it up.
 

"You're making me famous" = "I'm a legend in my own mind and an entitled, self-important douchebag."
 

4real.
 

Yo Archidoucheis, I'm going to do my best to make you famous 2! I'm going to promote the hell out of you! I will tell them that I will give them a deal if they book you and William Hung at the same time!
 

The ladies are kinda cute, but is that the best Augusta, GA has to offer in entertainment? Come on, there has to be a truly urban DJ who can MC a crowd. What's with Beaver Cleaver here? No brother would ever have that cute little hair twirl.
 

Would you do that for me Chad?

Wait a minute! Isn't William Hung that Asian guy who can't sing? You haven't even heard me yet Chad, from Augusta, the Entertainment Mechanic.
 

You're right Archie...I haven't heard you sing and I prob won't ever get the chance to...That's why you hide behind your lil screen name. That is proof enough that you are the only true Douche on this site! If you notice this site only caters to guys that like talking shit about other dudes that they wish they could be. Yeah I'm guilty of always being around hot chicks...Is that why you are so pissed of because that has always been your dream...Shit man, don't hate participate. Or are you just lame as I'm thinking you are right now?? Maybe that's why you are hiding behind a lame screen name...If that is your name Archie...guess you should just add Bunker to the end of that because that's prob what your lame ass looks like sitting behind your lil computer screen with your hand on your dick while you look at all these hot chicks that I kick it with from day to day! Dude wake the f*ck up and sit down...I'm out. Stay right there thinking of a come bake while I go climb in the bed with one of these chicks that you can only dream about PIMP!
 

You're right Archie...I haven't heard you sing and I prob won't ever get the chance to...That's why you hide behind your lil screen name. That is proof enough that you are the only true Douche on this site! If you notice this site only caters to guys that like talking shit about other dudes that they wish they could be. Yeah I'm guilty of always being around hot chicks...Is that why you are so pissed of because that has always been your dream...Shit man, don't hate participate. Or are you just lame as I'm thinking you are right now?? Maybe that's why you are hiding behind a lame screen name...If that is your name Archie...guess you should just add Bunker to the end of that because that's prob what your lame ass looks like sitting behind your lil computer screen with your hand on your dick while you look at all these hot chicks that I kick it with from day to day! Dude wake the f*ck up and sit down...I'm out. Stay right there thinking of a come bake while I go climb in the bed with one of these chicks that you can only dream about PIMP!
 

What a tool.
 

Well, in the case of a DJ, I doubt I want to know. It's liable to involve an oven and 1,000 homo DJs, but not these guys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Homo_DJs
 

Yeah typo= mistake! You know a mistake like what your mom and dad said right after they had you. Nite nite!
 

What a DoucheJ.
 

Unfortunately Chad from Augusta I'm not one of the sorry little people (and there's probably only 5 in Georgia) that want to be you. I'm glad for you that you get to "hang out" with hot chicks all the time. Wonderful. You have some "entertainment" thing going on. Fantastic. But when it comes down to it at the end of the day you amount to nothing. You may not realize it right now, and because you come off as being one of the dumbest douchebags I've ever talked to (a real credit to the educational system of Georgia) I doubt you'll realize it. In every one of you pictures you look like a giant douchebag. A self absorbed narcissistic asshat who would rather worry about whether or not their hat matches their clothes than whether or not they have any worth to society. Have a great time taking home those wonderful women of the clubs who undoubtedly share the same values of life that you do. You make no positive impact on the world. Your little charade may charm a few drunk women here and there (although from that picture posted on this site it looks like they weren't too interested), but once your little charm passes you'll be nothing but the hollow shell of a billboard of the image that was sold to you. The only thing that you will have contributed to the world (because your music certainly isn't worth a piece of fly shit festering on the rotting remains of a cows entrails) will be that you absorbed the advertisements of the culture that was sold to you, and then in turn became the advertisement. We here at HCwDB recognize that little tid bit of information (amongst many other facts about how sad your personality free life really is) and so we mock you. We could give less of a shit who you wake up in bed with. We could give less of a shit what you do for a living. We know there is nothing to you but a fake persona hiding behind a shitty facade. Like I said, it may win over a few good looking girls every now and then, but that just adds to the humor of the site. The fact that these girls are so jaded in their youth and search for the guy with status that they would even find the time of day to waste with a putz like you is equally as hilarious. And one day most of them will realize how much of a waste of life you really are. The comments we make aren't out of jealousy. They aren't even out of spite. Most of the guys on this site are far more successful and happy than you could ever dream of being. If it makes you feel better to think that we are just being "haters", and that we are only trying to bring you down to our level, than you obviously aren't ready to realize how much of a waste of space you really are. You aren't worth the friction created between your dad's prick and your mom's floppity vag when they conceived you. And that, amongst other things like your hair and clothing and the way you awkwardly handle that microphone and pose oh so out of your element is the reason we come here to make fun of you. It's comedy. Half of the comments written on this site are funny enough for us to forget for one hour that douchebags like you still exist. And it's not that we want you dead or something. We just can't believe that someone actually WANTS to be like you, and aspire to be nothing but a product of culture, and pretend to actually mean something to someone. So, laugh it up cum bucket. You'll never stop us from laughing at you so you mind as well start laughing with us.

And no, my name isn't Archie, Chad from Augusta. If you don't understand my "little screen name" well than too fucking bad. But if it helps you make more jokes that are about as funny as cancer than whatever. Just call me Archie.

Have a wonderful day!
 

i figured this chadmac dude wouldnt email me. i get plane tickets for free, douche.

and you know what chad??
you can return home with my job if... you can mix (no... not THAT kind of 'mixing' chad... anyone can work the volume knob, child) and master multiple genres of music, you can play brass, guitar, bass, piano, and sing at a studio-player level. oh, not to mention perform for more than a crowd of 200 and be loved for it. you might need more than your dazzling good looks for that one.

good luck, bitchass.

man, as a promoter and musician myself... i know your type all to well... you guys generally tend to be pretty lonely. if you come down to vegas, chad, i promise... i will let you lap up all the wake-pussy you can handle.

one last thing... i bet i can outscratch you too.
 

@arch

Unfortunately for him to understand what you are saying, he'd have to step out of his current thinking and look at things from another perspective. Perhaps even double guess some of his trusted thought patterns. Maybe even have a sense curiosity or wonder. Meaning not for him to just glean over the words but pull something conceptual from it. This will lead to pain in his mind, and he may not want to tolerate that. Holding onto the discomfort just long enough for some of those nerve endings to wiggle and change to see something new.

Give it a shot chadmac. Break the chains of mental slavery. Educate yourself.
 

oh, one condition, Mac,

no hair gel or necklaces while you are down here.

i dont want you to embarass me in front of people that matter.
 

My oh my you guys have a lot of time on your hands! DJ Drip VS. King Archie. WOW!! Can't we all just get along?? LMAO
 

No anon 3:37, we can't. Welcome to HCwDB.

Douchemaster Flex, sometimes I guess I just give people more credit than they deserve. I guess being a douchebag day in and day out wouldn't really build up your critical thinking skills though.
 

Out of all the "comments" on here is: "HAHA Chadmac, I bet the girls got the blues when they don't have your mac! Right? You know...cause they really like the cheese from your macaroni noodle."

I have laughed alllll morning! ;)
 

On behalf of the state of Georgia, I apologize for the fact this man is alive and earning money. I shall put a call into my friends in Augusta and see what I can do.
 

Sarcasm is a lost art, eh Arch?
 

i have to agree with a lot of the anons that there is a lot of hate going on here.

but then... i just look at the picture. i

guess it could be worse... he could be one of those white "DJ" guys who acts black? right??
 

Archidoucheis:

Books are boring...let me know when the movie comes out you lame ass pencil pusher that still hides behind a lame ass screen name! Get some real in your life. Go ahead and drop a pic of your self on here you lil bitch...Maybe its already on here...are you one of the chicks standing next to me in this pic? If so...sorry for not calling after!

As for the rest of you...I'm already tired of typing...This was really fun but I have an event to promote. I may get on here a little later... I do want to think all of my HATERS...If It wasn't for you I wouldn't be where I am today. If you are new to this site and you don't have anyone to hate on PLEASE hate on me.

Thanks,
ChadMac
 

Oh yeah Archie, don't forget that Augusta is home of the Masters! "MASTERS" dude! Not home of the lames...Is that what it says on your mailbox? If not it should!
 

"Books are boring" - wow, Choad-muck, you certainly summarized your mental state succinctly. Then again, I guess since it took you ten years to finally get through your first Dick and Jane primer, maybe you were tired of reading about them. But, I'm sure you never grew bored of the line "See Dick."

Do you still have that swirly on top of your head? Nice touch.
 

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

*sniff*

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

I'm ok now.
 

Jules:

"i bet i can outscratch you too."

Dude, I'm not a DJ! Get your facts str8 before you step up.

As for you out scratching someone you can battle my DJ! I'm sure you prob already spin his shit anyways. Check your Ultimix or X-MIX Remixes!
 

Chadmac,

You are an unambiguous, hermaphroditic, baby horse fucker. Deal with it. Don’t destroy your tighty- whities with your leaking menstrual blood as you hurl your bruised ego into the ring of folks around here.

You’re like a banana slug running a race against a cheetah. Stop. Go away. And post here no more.

That is all.
 

the apostle:

Yo man, put some more duck tape on your glasses, put some more pens in your shirt pocket and stop crying. I'm sure all the guys you work for will stop ass rapping you soon. You'll work you way up to hand jobs before ya know it.
 

raping
 

ChoadMuck returns 38 minutes later just for a typo? That's dedication to one's craft, folks. Maybe he has read a book or two, but I'm not sure how many volumes of The Berenstain Bears talk about ass-raping. Maybe this one does.....

Seriously ChoadMuck, "ass rapping" may have been a better term. Compared to the type of (ahem) music you and "ya boys" no doubt spin, I'm sure the sounds of flatulence are far superior.

"Sounds of Flatulence" - classic pop from Simon & Fartgunkel.
 

Chad. I'm glad you know that there is a golfing event held in Augusta. I find it funny that because it's called the Masters you think it pertains to you. That's just wonderful. It's also very clear to me that you are still not aware enough of how pitiful you really are. Obviously you are not ready to change. At least other douches that have just got done pulling their panties out of their ass cracks before coming on here have had legitimate arguments for why they aren't a douche. Scroteboy Slim even went so far as to show us his Cornell university degree. You on the other hand revel in your failure as a human being. Because of that, I actually feel bad for having picked on you. For your and my own sake and for the sake of everyone on this website, please just stop posting. I mean, think of the children. You barked up the wrong tree coming here thinking you'd be able to outwit anyone when you yourself could probably be distracted by jingling keys. If we were having a popping competition or a who can craft their hair in the douchiest of manners contest you'd win hands down. But now your just making even more of an ass of yourself than your photo did.

You are a douchebag.
It has been pointed out and made very apparent to you.
Only after you get past denial can the healing begin Chad.
 

Vin Douchal

Chad wouldn't understand sarcasm if the definition was tattooed on his ribs.

Your name always makes me laugh and remember freshman year in college when my buddy down the hall, who was plastered at the time, came down into my dorm room while my room mate and I were watching some movie with Vin Diesel in it and he said something so off the wall that I found it hilarious.

Friend: Vin Diesel?
Me: Yeah, it's (enter movie title)
Friend: Man Vin Diesels a tard
Me: Yeah he's not that great of an actor
Friend: Man when Vin Diesel runs with scissors other people get hurt.

I dunno why it was so funny to me, but whenever I see your name I can't help but think of that memory.
 

maybe chad can fit a definition of sarcasm tat right under his Ass-earphones tat.

wait... all DoucheJ- promoterbags have one, right??
 

Chadmac,

I did not hear a 'thank you' in your diatribe directed towards us nerds who are so obvioulsy entertaining your bored ass.

Let that settle into your dense skull for a few hours.

We're entertaining you!

Keep in mind young shrunken-headed ewok, you are posting of your own free will on a site we 'nerds' read and comment on daily; while you wait with baited, halitosis ridden breath, for our response.

Yep, the same nerds that built YOUR computer, read these comments from your little yeast infected discharge...

Do not depair. Times will change. It will soon be okay for a hermy young boy to be a man lover.

In the meantime, keep pumpin' those lively 'poppin' tunes in the wicked hot closets you work in for your monstrously large salary holmes! We'll keep on making the world turn while we collect our consistent paychecks and feed our modest families...

Lord knows you could use your huge cashflow for a new microphone, and haircut, and wardrobe, and hookers...
 

This is funny as hell....You guys trip me out....Yeah, you guys prob all have a PHD! (playa haters degree) Anyways, from reading some of this shit I can tell why you guys hate on me so damn much! While you guys are at work or at your tupperware parties with the rest of your lame/gay friends, your girls are over at a "douches" house getting her pipes cleaned! Yo...you prob get snowballed more than frosty the snow man! Let's keep it real...last time you kissed your chick you thought to your self damn that tasted a lil salty! lol Your welcome! Look the real cool thing about us "douches" is the fact that(and yes you're right), we do have a lot of money because we get to save all the money we make. See most of the time your girls pay our bills with YOUR hard earned money but tells you she's going shopping so you think nothing of it! lol Do you know that guys like you have been kicking up their pay checks to their wives for years....yeah man this is really going on bro! Pay att: See you went to school all that time to get that great paying 9 to 5 and that's cool because if you didn't how would you ever be able to pay my bills and keep a roof over my...I mean your old ladies head;) So yeah, "douche" I might be but the name "dumb ass" I will let you claim that one! Now don't go beating her ass after reading this shit. Wouldn't want to see you get in any trouble. lol


Definition for "SNOWBALL": When a girl sucks a guy off and then goes home and kisses her man.
 

ChoadMuck, please stop regaling us with stories of your dad's fraternity daze-----errrrr, days. Just because your uncle might really be your father is no reason to harbor any ill will towards us. We understand your pain and humiliation. Really.

And how would you know it tastes salty? You been sampling the Snyders again? Well, I guess a growing boy needs his protein.....
 

Dude sit the F*ck down....That was the most lame come back yet...*holds L hand sign to forehead*

Hey bro...don't get your panties in a wad! Look, just cuz your girl likes head butting me in the abs over and over while you're at work doesn't mean you have to get all pissy. Hey, I also want to thank you for paying child support for my kids...You always look out for me, and I want to thank you for that. Have a nice day at work bro!;) If she says she left her phone in the car she's telling the truth.
 

"*holds L hand sign to forehead*"

New hip-hop move, ChoadMuck? Maybe you could incorporate that into your, ummmmm, "act," but do the ASL sign for the letter 'H' instead as a "shout out" to all "mah hatahz."

You're welcome for all the extra traffic your MySpace page is getting because of your feature here. I'm sure "ya boyz" are soon going to be "all up in dem hatahz faces," word?
 

Yeah, I will thank you for that...lol The friend requests have jumped up a little...a few of them said their boyfriend/husbands showed them this comment page...Please tell me that you guys didn't let your girls see that you were hating on me...did you??? DAMNIT...I can't believe you would ever do something sooo dumb! Everyone knows not to let your girl know you are hating on someone...damn, you might as well have just dropped her off at my house naked...Ahhhh you guys!
 

This whole blog site is a breeding ground for haters that have nothing better to do than talk shit about someone who is out there doing something they enjoy and getting paid for it. just because you guys aren't happy with your job at the video game store and your girl left you for another girl is no reason to down someone else for doing their thing. you guys need to put on your best outfit, hit the club and let someone like Chadmac show you how to have fun.

Talking shit about someone that you don't even know just makes YOU pathetic. BONOBAG? This guy has done more good in his life than 5 of you could even hope to accomplish.
 

ouch, anony, don't hit me so hard.
do u think you will ever get over this?
 

Who enjoys being paid to dress up like a fucking porcupine? Have you douchebags no dignity? Really Chadmac, posting as an anonymous person to make it look like you have supporters is really fuckin sad.
 

Chad the Entertainment Mechanic. I'm really enjoying your stories. Tell us the one where you took a Cleveland steamer on the chest while your DJ Richie Rich lapped at your asshole. I mean, you can add "your wife/girlfriend" to it if it's helping you compensate.
 

"This whole blog site is a breeding ground for haters that have nothing better to do than talk shit about someone who is out there doing something they enjoy and getting paid for it. just because you guys aren't happy with your job at the video game store and your girl left you for another girl is no reason to down someone else for doing their thing. you guys need to put on your best outfit, hit the club and let someone like Chadmac show you how to have fun.

Talking shit about someone that you don't even know just makes YOU pathetic. BONOBAG? This guy has done more good in his life than 5 of you could even hope to accomplish."


I wrote that, Not Chadmac.

We do it for the Haters! :)
 

bassman must be chadsie's big brother come to bail his ass out again.

Sure you wrote it. Wink wink. Why don't you have him put propellers on his tapered hair so he can look like a total twink.
 

What a putz! Go back to prep school, "homeboy"! lmao
 

Yes, ChadMac, we drank the H8er-Ade but this site is not called SordofPrettyGirlswithaSemiRetardnamedChadMac.com so get used to it. And if you don't like it, leave. And take your stupid Anon friends with you. Oh, and "your" means your & "you're" means you are. Check your DJ dictionary spell check next time before posting, douche.
 

Oh please, don't thtop you big brutes! Pound me into thubmission!
 

Dear Haters,
If you guys are sooo much cooler than I am, post a link to "YOUR" myspace or facebook page and let's see just how glamorous your life is! If hangin' out with hot bitches, partying and having a good time makes me a "douche bag" then so be it!
You guys sound like a bunch of fat ass spell checkin' internet nerd no pussy gettin' faggots!!

Thank You And Good Night!
(The Crowd Applause)


ChadMac























PS...The only reason you guys are lookin' for "douche bags" is because you all have vagina's!


http://myspace.com/chadmac
 

Yo, it's about love for cars, love for funds
Loving to love mad sex, loving to love guns
Love for opposite, love for fame and wealth
Love for the fact of no longer loving yourself, kid
We living in them days of the man-made ways
Where every aspect is vivid,
these bitches no longer talk shit
Hey yo, these bitches live it
'Bout to give it to you 24/7 on the microphone
Plug One translating the zone
No offense to a player, but yo, I don't play
And if you take offense, fuck it, got to be that way
J.D. Dove, show your love, what you got to say?
 

ChoadMuck, everything you use to define "success" is something superficial. Gee, what a surprise. (rolls eyes)

Ten years from now, you'll be wondering why you wasted your time like this. Any women you claim to be nailing won't be around, and any of them who were dumb and bleethy enough to think you had money to spend on them will have moved on to wealthy sugar daddies. Meanwhile, you will be in hot pursuit of the next hot, cash cow trend.....ad infinitum.....though you will no longer fit the mold of the douchebags it needs.

But you go on with your need for instant gratification. Because it's all about "right now" in an attention deficit disorder world.....

: )
 

this guy takes the cake! a village somewhere finds itself short one idiot.
 

Don't forget to douche!
 

"Show me your myspace or facebook"

Yes Chad, cause in the real world everyone's success is in direct correlation to how baller their myspace is. You are a fucking putz. I can't believe you're even able to string sentences together. Obviously your promoter life must not be too lively right now if you find the time to come on this site everyday and defend yourself to a bunch of people who could give less of shit what you have to say, because lets be honest, at this point there's not redeeming yourself. So you mind as well keep posting Chad from Augusta, home of the Masters and the Entertainment Mechanic. It's hilarious reading your comments with your skewed perception of values, simple ass come backs, and awkward use of "gangsta" euphemisms.
 

IT'S PAT!!!
 

IT'S PAT!!!
 

PAT WHO?
 

The funniest thing about this is the two girls I'm with in this pic aren't hot! You guys could have got a ton of better pics from my page! lol

http://Myspace.com/chadmac
 

Pathetic loser. Everyone in AUG knows this. P_A_T_H_E_T_I_C
 

Awww... Cindy did I turn you down or something? Maybe I didn't know who you were. I will talk to you next time I promise.
 

You know what, Chadmac...it's awfully funny to me that none of these people have ever met you, yet they ALL have you figured out! Besides the anonymous that was you backing yourself up! Thank you so much for the bulletin asking everyone to check this out...i haven't laughed this hard in a while! Though, I will never understand why you wanted all of your "friends" to see all of this Chadmac bashing...Cindy's right, you are PATHETIC!
 

I really hope everyone reading this doesn't allow Chadmac to give Augusta a bad name...cause trust me, everyone in Augusta knows he's a loser so he does not represent the entire city!
 

He looks like a cheap weenie drowning in ketchup and hairgel.