Friday, October 24, 2008
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Eric finally found a Halloween costume that truly showed who he was as a person...And also the type of oral pleasure he liked to give.
Ok boys and girls. In this slide we clearly see what happens when males try to douche. Don't do it, it makes the situation worse.
# posted by 
: 11:24 AM
: 11:24 AM
Chang was exceedingly proud of himself for find a way to defy Asian stereotypes by having a hot girlfriend.
She always said she wanted someone who would dive "head first" into life. Lesson: Be careful what you wish for, it may come conveniently stuffed with a douchebag inside.
# posted by : 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
"That's sort of it," Mr. White said, "but there were a few subtle differences in my version of the dream. There was a hot asian schoolgirl, and my penis was giant, but it did not have a face."
Miko's English was near fluent, but an innocent mispronunciation put her in a situation that would scar her forever.
Maia shows off her new penile catheter insertion skills at her interview for the vacant high school nurse position.
The year is 2013, and the Douchebag has finally flipped to the extreme.
We've become a world where honesty reigns. "Truth" has become cool.
Landfills now house mounds of abandoned Armani t-shirts. Axe Body spray has gone bankrupt.
The penis suit is worn in nearly every major club. A proud grin prevails, "I am scrotum". Relief is had by all as the admission of scrote now reigns supreme.
We've become a world where honesty reigns. "Truth" has become cool.
Landfills now house mounds of abandoned Armani t-shirts. Axe Body spray has gone bankrupt.
The penis suit is worn in nearly every major club. A proud grin prevails, "I am scrotum". Relief is had by all as the admission of scrote now reigns supreme.
# posted by : 11:34 AM
: 11:34 AM
Hiroki would regret skipping over the penis enlargement surgeon's fine print for the rest of his days.
Bok Choi was somewhat taken aback by all the attention the camera’s were giving him. It wasn’t his fault that the Mascot at Hiroshima High was a Dickhead.
Spike wanted to make sure everyone knows he is a dildo.
Wow. She's a hot little piece of sushi...I'd like to eat her up and wash her down with some sake.
AV
Wow. She's a hot little piece of sushi...I'd like to eat her up and wash her down with some sake.
AV
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
Jin Su showed up for the casting tryouts of the high school musical remake of Shaft, and was slightly preturbed that he had misconstrued the whole thing.
while drifting in his 400hp rice rocket, Wang hit the wall with such force, his airbag went off and consumed him.
# posted by : 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
"Dammit Kiyoko, we missed the Kanamara Matsuri!"
"Please, Riichi, don't be angry, there will be another phallus festival next year. Now smile for the nice photoblogger."
"Please, Riichi, don't be angry, there will be another phallus festival next year. Now smile for the nice photoblogger."
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
The premier of the Yankees re-tooled bat-boy uniforms didn't go quite as planned.
# posted by : 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
Foolishly,Yankees upper managment hired a Boston-based designer to refine their on-field look for the '09 season
# posted by : 12:04 PM
: 12:04 PM
"I know I'm dressed like a penis, and I see someone with a camera in front of me.....but still, if this gets posted anywhere, I'll sue!"
Juan despised his job at the trade show booth, but Viagra had just become the most popular sex aid in Tokyo since rhino penis
While Juan insisted on the shlong and balls for Halloween, Miko had long wanted to go as William Wallace.
Already a hit in Japan, Hanes unveils the newest addition to its Fruit of The Loom logo, Pepe Peckerballs
The Yankees are looking to trim payroll in 2009, but realize they still need to draw and entertain the fans. So, they borrowed a page from the Brewers' sausage races.
Rodney Carrington and his penis once had a spit-----errrrr, spat.
Spit, spat, spot.....none of those sound good.
Spit, spat, spot.....none of those sound good.
Sun Yee as a dare had to take a picture with the biggest dick she could find. This choad didn't even need the costume.
*On a side note, DB1 has GOT to stop reading through our threads and posting pics relating to really sick and twisted side conversations about pfah and his grooming habits. Sheesh.
*On a side note, DB1 has GOT to stop reading through our threads and posting pics relating to really sick and twisted side conversations about pfah and his grooming habits. Sheesh.
Ever since he banged Daniel son's mom in the sequel to Karate Kid, Mr. Myagi's shaved penis was a source of Japanese pride.
I think her shirt says "I (heart) JUNK." So it must be "Bring Your Literal Translation To School Day."
Wang spent the entire party feigning choking episodes in the hope of someone applying the Heimlich to him.
Just like the rest of the Yankees, this dick isn't going to hit anything either.
# posted by : 1:38 PM
: 1:38 PM
The whale ate Jonah
and spit him out again,
Moby ate Dick,
and spit HIM out again!
and spit him out again,
Moby ate Dick,
and spit HIM out again!
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
My first reader, the cover illustration:
"Fun with Dick and Jane and Puff"
R-rated: too risque for Sally
"Fun with Dick and Jane and Puff"
R-rated: too risque for Sally
# posted by : 2:15 PM
: 2:15 PM
Javier may not get love long time, but he found a new roommate he can wear.
--Sir Douchelot the Third, the Triumphant Scroturn
--Sir Douchelot the Third, the Triumphant Scroturn
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
Hitomi had expected difficulties preparing her to be a cockring saleswoman, but nothing prepared her for this.
And then from off-screen, the other giant dicks came prancing in and joined hands to form a ring. This was gonna be the best circle jerk session ever.
Ayami was quite the crafty minx - she lured a douchebag with her UWB and convinced him to wear this to a rave. Then she ran giggling into the crowd and disappeared.
Kyoko appreciated Richard, not just because he enjoyed basebaru, but because he covered up the oozing hole in the top of his head with a basebaru cap.
# posted by : 6:35 PM
: 6:35 PM
Hitomi poses with her brother who is suffering from a striking congenital deformity commonly seen in Douche Syndrome
# posted by : 8:06 PM
: 8:06 PM
His cajones are in his ankles. His brain is in his butt. He longs for the taste of Samurai Scrote's sidelong glance.
But he shall not receive it, because he is poo.
But he shall not receive it, because he is poo.
Yokiro had already told Chad that although her skirt was above regulation height for the Kyoto public schools, genitalia are still not allowed in Japanese porn
Arriving late to the party, Baron Von Goolo saw that the Sixteen Candles reference had long since been plundered.
"NO! NO! NO! I said a guy who HAS a big dick!"
"No amount of kleigle exercises will make this work."
Great now put a condom on him so he chokes to death.
Great, now I can't hit him or I'm beating HIS meat.
When the dick says fuck you...he means it.
"Every hole is the wrong hole tonight."
Wow. An asshole dressed as a dick telling me to get fucked. Layers man. Layers.
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"No amount of kleigle exercises will make this work."
Great now put a condom on him so he chokes to death.
Great, now I can't hit him or I'm beating HIS meat.
When the dick says fuck you...he means it.
"Every hole is the wrong hole tonight."
Wow. An asshole dressed as a dick telling me to get fucked. Layers man. Layers.
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