No doubt about it, Bono is a 'bag. In fact, he's even baggier than the real thing!
 

I'm not seeing the hotts...
 

Vertically challenged 'bag.
 

'BAG 'BAG 'BAG 'BAG 'BAG 'BAG 'BAG 'BAAAAG
 

Bono,
You could do much better. And what is with the pasty look?
GUMBEL HAS SPOKEN!
 

Yeah, fuck a bunch of Bono . . . definitely a douche bag. Having a top 10 hit does not grant you a pass to wear the quintessential douche bag shades, necklace and leave 5 unbuttoned on a shirt. Besides, his music now sucks. There is a significant difference between "In the Name of Love," "New Years Day," "One," "Sunday Bloody Sunday," and the shitty song that made me bleed profusely from my now deaf ears . . . Vertigo. Thanks a lot ass clown.
 

'bag
 

Bono isn't a problem, he's doing good work. Especially if this photo is more than a pose and he snoggered around with these two birds.

However, as a guitar player myself, I think that Edge is the most overrated guitar player this side of Tom Petty. Stepping on pedals to make your rig sound like a car alarm isn't talent.

Next guy up for douchedom is Chris Martin of Coldplay. His antics on stage look like a three year old dancing at a Wiggles show. No denying his Hott either.
 

Maybe bonobag secretly wants to room with gary glitter (pedophile).

WTF is he doing with teenagers??

go back across the pond choadman!
 

Bag.
 

haha-
is that all he can get these days is kids?

what a -ballbag-
 

Definitely a 'bag. And those chicks aren't much better- one of them lists her occupation as 'Jean Paul Gaultier Party Planner'- a doucheoccupation if ever I heard one.

Worse, they claim to have known him for three years. That makes them 16 when they met... Cmon Bono, it's not quite Gary Glitter, but it's borderline.
 

He doesn't own the record for the world's largest piece of crap, he IS the record!

Dude does look good for being old balls though. I'm on the fence on the pastel-shaded lead singer.

I think his body of humanitarian work outweighs his contribution to worldwide co-mingling of hottie and festering douche.

-End the Haberdouchery
 

He's a bag. Hasn't done shit for anyone but himself since Sunday Bloody Sunday. Having shooter's shades glued to the bridge of your nose (indoors, outdoors, during sex, in elevators, etc) makes him a douchebag, but extra points for being caught on camera with girls half your wife's age. That always makes for an interesting time when you get back.

"Honey? Bono honey, could you come into the den? I wanted to ask you about this picture I saw on page 2..."
 

aaahhhh! the old "Rock Star", or more appropriately -- KEITH RICHARDS EXEMPTION!

pass.
 

This is a trick, right? Bono is the epitome of douche.
 

Ehhhhhh. I'd have been more convinced if the rule was "anyone who was a part of making Joshua Tree is granted leeway." But the rule is what it is. And he definitely has less douche accoutrements than, say, Bret Michaels. Still... he named himself "Good Voice." And judging by this picture, he transports minors over state lines.

On close facts, I say the charity work pushes him over to nottadouche territory. But we probably should make him put up one of those "No Candy At This Residence" signs this Halloween.
 

I think he qualifies for the Rock Star exemption. Not many bigger stars than Bono. If Bono can't get the Rock Star Nottadouche pass, then no one can.
 

Bono is NOT a bag.

1. U2 has a body of work (right up to this SECOND) that blows pretty much every other band out of the water.

2. The guy has done more good in the world than everyone reading this combined.

3. He was the first to wear the big glasses so every douche out there is just biting on his style.

BONO IS NOT A BAG!!!!

Someone should rework Bad into Bag and record it so DB1 can use it as this sites official song.
 

I saw U2 play in a craptastic bar back in - oh jeebus - 1981? 1982? It was a tiny hellhole of a place, and THEY TOTALLY FUCKING KICKED ASS. Truly a stunning show. The only thing that was more agitated and intense was the Gang of Four. And the Clash. U2 was pure energy.

Then they met Eno. Now, I worship at the shrine of Eno on a daily basis, but MAN - he fucked that band up, big time. Turned them into pastry, and made them richer than God's douchie cousin, Ned.

Now, Eno once had the golden touch. without Eno, the entire rock music landscape would be a very different place:

No talking heads
No ultravox
No devo
etc.
It's a long list...

But he turned U2 into the finest polished turd, and Bono ate up all the poo. In the process, Bono turned into a classic douchebag. All you would need in this picture would be for him to wear a white belt and make kissy lips. He's been wearing blast shields for YEARS - long before it was trendy.

He is rich and his music has all the vitality of Sarah McLachlan on qaaludes getting a colonic. He is douche.

Oh - and what REALLY pisses me off about U2? The bass player. it seems all he knows how to do is play eighth notes on the root. Totally incompetent and unimaginative. Their drummer was adequate (not brilliant, but certainly competent) the Edge is a very fine guitar player, and Bono has a voice like a fog horn. So, with all that going on, it was easy for Clayton to hang back and disappear going "dum dum dum dum" on the bass and rake in all that money. Loser.

Oh, and I think the brunette looks like a nice person - someone one could converse with on a non-mundane topic. She looks like she's a grad student on summer vacation. The blonde looks...ummmm... kinda young...
 

@Haberdouchery

How many Courics do you think that turd in the middle weighs?

this guy was born a douche and will remain one no matter how many pasty bags of antlers he fondles/rattles. Someone photoshop a Viagra in his mouth--that would complete the picture
 

I believe these girls were tea bagged just before this picture was shot...it was later that he slathered both of them in his man juice.
 

South Park said it best.
 

such a 'bag! I can't stand him, haven't been able to stand him for such a long time!! I'm so glad he showed up on this site!!! thank-you! thank-you! BONO IS SUCH A DOUCHEBAG!
 

Bono gets a pass from me . If you've been in the game that long the douchy powers of hollywood and the music industry are bound to get to you. Except hes trying to use his douche powers for good. And i'd like to note U2 actually made some good shit. Which is unlike most of the douches on this site that are societal parasites. Married to the same broad since the 70s. 4 kids. Gotta give the dude props.

Bono from the 80s. Funny hair. heh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:U2_21081983_01_800b.jpg
 

The difference between dickhead and douchebag - Bono is not a douchebag. Dickhead? Definitely.
 

See South Park
 

Bono is a huge bag.

As for the hotts, they aren't that great, but any one of us would hit it!
 

That photo doesn't belong on here. Photos on HCwDB are supposed to make me want to shove my head in a spiked torture box and have it be jumped on by really fat Chicago Bears fans. That picture just simply makes me jealous that Bono has a life that is so much more awesome than mine.
 

Eh, thats bullshit.."top 10 hit in last 5 years"...pfft.. if anything those should be granted ZERO leeway..

You're propping up the mainstream emulation even higher by given the most popular passes!?!
 

The natives of Ireland have long known what a douchebag Bono is. (Pssst... He's a douchebag.)

Even when his music was incredible his look was sooooo douchey. There was a brief period around Joshua Tree/Rattle and Hum/Achtung Baby when his style was rock-star passable, but then they turned into this leviathan they are today and it took a nasty turn for the worse. For all the good work the man may do in the political realm it comes at the cost of producing crappy pop music.

If you believe the reports, he's actually not sleeping with these girls, which answer's the question, "Why would you allow yourself to be photographed like that, you douchebag?", but begs the greater question, why AREN'T you fucking them, you tool? You're Bono! You can fuck anything you want! He should take a lesson from Bill Clinton.
 

@MC 900 Foot Douchebag:
Er...
Soundgarden
Tool
Led Zeppelin
King Crimson
Pink Floyd
 

Four words:

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."

No one but a massive and unapologetic bag would begin a song like that.
 

Also:
U2 MOVED THEIR BUSINESS OUT OF IRELAND TO THE NETHERLANDS, SO THEY COULD PAY LOWER TAXES.

...erm, whosadouchawha?!!
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/u2-move-their-rock-empire-out-of-ireland-133364.html
 

'bag extraordinaire, no doubt about it.
 

Hello Hello! Douchebag.
 

If he's cheating on his wife with these young hotts, then he's a 'bag. If they're just friends (as the article says), then I don't care, though that pose seems a bit more than friendly.

I'd like for U2 to stick to the passion they had in songs such as "New Year's Day" and "Pride (In the Name of Love)." "Bullet the Blue Sky" kicks ass as well.

"Lemon"? Not so much.
 

9 out of 10 psychiatrists agree: 'bag. The one who disagrees likes Vertigo and should not be trusted.
 

I give a pass all the way: the guy is a true humanitarian. Seriously, he may like to draw attention to himself like a Bag, but he typically does something for the common good with it.

Surprised he got caught this way though...

Also, he and his band are legends of rock, pure and simple. You may or may not dig their sound, but they're up there with the likes of Beatles, Stones, Who, Zeppelin, Police, etc.
 

fuck bono. i'm half irish, play guitar, and love the joshua tree. but i dont respect him.

i present exhibit A

DOUCHE.
 

Excuse me? Rock star exemptions expire at 45 y.o.; and even earlier if you act holier-than-thou... total Irish douche!
 

Whoa ooa the douchey things
 

This photo tells me Bono is ready to take his career to the next level: The Surreal Life
 

Mid-life-crisis-douche

He's married but he's digging the teenage gals.
 

Let there be no mistake, he is scrote. I question whether these girls have even had their first period yet. Perhaps because of his small stature(i.e. small package), he is attracted to the age group that may actually be stimulated by his miniscule Irish dagger.

There are times when the "Rock Star Exemption" rule do not apply, and harsh criticism must be employed: 1. Mick Jagger and David Bowie homo-ness, 2. Bono molesting pre-pubescent teenagers.

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
 

Bono, was a total and complete douche, looooooooonnnnnnnnggggg before that pic was taken.

The guy is a pompus, pretentious asshole!

Good God!! Is he still alive!!??
 

Not a bag, but only considering his background.
 

Major bag.

Or, is he what South Park said? The world's biggest piece of shit!
 

He is a total bag. And he smells bad
 

'bag
 

Bono was a douche before this picture surfaced.
 

hey haters, don't be rippin' on my fellow rockstar! We famous dudes have it rough, but we still score on the hot women everywhere we go. i told my boy bono the other day to watch himself and take it easy on the cruise, but he didn't listen. I guess I'll have to go with him next time to make sure he stays outta trouble.
 

Not a douche. Earned rockstar exemption.
 

motherfucking, ass-sucking, dumbshit BAG. Are you seriously even asking this question, DB1???
 

Self righteous douche...if there was no mayer bag no DMB bag he'd be the biggest douche in music.

Gerardo cringes at the thought on Bono Bag!
 

And a scumbag like that is going to write for the New York Times?
Figures
 

douche.


no question.


and way to go guys. 2 posts past another amanda comment and nothing from her since.



fucking nerds.
 

sorry gang... bono


not a bag IMO!
 

U2 = The definitive poor man’s Clash.

I’ll never accept a poor man’s Clash. There is only THE Clash.

Bono = Another punk pretender as a pop frontman.
 

And who is this Amanda everyone keeps soiling their thongs for?






Stay focused people!
 

the question remains croosh... do you believe he's a bag?

where do you stand brotha?
 

Bag? No, Irish. Plus I watched their 3D concert at the Boston Imax last February stoned off me arse and I rather liked it.

You guys need to wail on the asses of the likes of Hinder and Buck Cherry. That's where this war's front is.
 

honestly I lost the whole U2 thing long ago but I thought "I Threw A Brick Threw A Window" was brilliant, & for that song alone I have to call not a douche!
 

i think in his red super tight panties there a rattle and hum
 

anyone who calls attention to economic injustice while wearing a pair of sunglasses whose retail price could feed a village of 40 Ethiopians for a week is a grade-A douche bag.
 

i also have to chime in on the constant mention of his''humanitarian efforts''.i dont want to get deep into the geopolitical aspects of things,and how what he does is a lie and a facade for his own self posturing.but one poster earlier did mention one thing of many that is what this guy is all about.if you want to truly be sickened do a little research,and sadly you will find that he,and people like him who are squeeking the loudest in a supposed effort to help people,are actually very busy greasing their own wheels...so,in summary....no exemption for rock contributions,fained successful marriage,humanitarian efforts....PURE BAGGY SKINNED BAGOLA!
 

Bono forgot what message he used to convey through his music a long time ago. He is a douchebag. A self righteous douchebag. A gloating pile of choads. I bet the Edge is a douche too. Just because his moniker is The Edge.
 

I'm assuming that this is Bono's rebuttal...

"It's for the stahving children."

I say bag.
 

My brother Creatch @9:28pm

… I’ve been spending a few quality minutes at Sam Scrote’s place and watching Sportscenter while nestling a box of Franzia so forgive me.

Anyway, I gotta agree with some astute commentary by someone earlier in this thread that equated Bono with a dickhead rather than a douchebag. He’s simply a narcissistic and very wealthy prick who can hold a tune just long enough to keep Edge’s digital delay from running out of batteries. The fact that he wants to help less fortunate people in third world countries is fine. He’s too old and too successful for me to call douche at this point. Nor could I care less as U2 hasn’t made a meaningful song since they farted with glee upon hearing the intro to Janie Jones in 1978.

So… to you Creatch and Darksock, go hammer some Bangers n’ Mash, and I’ll go chug some pinto beans and mescal and we’ll all wake up tomorrow with a combined dump that only the Tampa Bay Ray’s will taste whenever that mu’fuckin’ game resumes.

Cheers boys!
 

what have Y'all done in in contrast to these guys

yeah they're rich & have lost a bit of context, but, done way more to advance the plight of poor & less privileged then any of y'all so fuck off... cast the first stone you sacks of shit he's done far better than worse in this world... look at your selves & what you contribute... then judge... yeah I thought so, self righteous pieces of crap. I don't even really like the group, but shouldn't we look at ourselves first?
 

Bag, without doubt, and whats with the jailbait hotts, Bono come on man.
 

nottadouche
 

let me expound on that...no,because this site is all about tearing people apart from behind the comfort and security and yes,selfrighteousness of our computer,if you cant accept that concept,then i dont know what you are here for.it has nothing to do with reality,because yes some here may be losers,and some of the 'bags may actually be cool people,but who cares?it makes people laugh...
 

@ scrotumpole

heheh... that is funny!
 

@ 10:11....10;14 not so much
 

Scrotumpole,

Let’s cut Creatch some slack tonight. Firstly, he’s ultimately right. Second, and MOST importantly, because he’s drunk… like me. And third, because Bono is a complete and total tool singing for a second rate group of meat whistles which most of us can agree on.

U2 = Meh…

Bono = A Philanthropic Prick

Where is that fuckin’ worm anyways!
 

Pure, unadulterated 'Bag-age. No question.
 

@ Crucial

yes it's true... I'm drunk & Bono fucks potatoes... cuz he can!
 

I honestly don't care what Bono has done. He is very self absorbed. To me, the fact that you think even more highly of yourself because you helped others cancels out the positive aspect of the act (for himself, of course him gloating has nothing to do with the people that were helped. He didn't seem to be much of a bag in the 80's from what I've seen, cause I was born in '87, but nowadays he just comes off as a choad goblin.
 

ok i have a very rare nottadouche...rare because its not the rock star exception...to me its rare because it relates to the hotts...
while i see them as hott, they are not hott chicks. they are the one true definiton of bitches...that is, i look in their eyes through the magic of photographic transposition and i see this they are bitches because they would do anyone but me, yes even if i were bono, even if i were anyone in the world, for some reason they have and would do a lot of people but they wouldn't do me...
so they are bitches and bono gets a provisional nottadouche.
 

Shit! Does anyone know how to clean a pelvic expulsion of smoked ham and peaches off a newly upholstered desk chair?
 

Ummm... So does anyone know when Blogger will reinstate the trashcan so we can delete mistaken postings...

eeehhhuhhuhuhuh.
 

Bono is an eternal douchebag. He is just, as James Fowler would describe, in an age-appropriate "universalizing stage of faith." Like John Lennon before him, he has become world-conscious enough to use his fame and money to proclaim (or feign, as some would think) care about the very sad problems of humankind.
The problems he calls attention to are already well-known in this day and age of mass and ever-present media and the 'net. He's just fortunate enough to use his money and time for real travelogues into the sites where the problems are. It won't change how he dresses or acts otherwise, as evidenced by this photo. Just 'cuz 'ya do good doesn't mean you can't keep on doin' some bad.
 

uno! dos! tres! BAG!!!!

sorry if this was unoriginal. didn't read through every single post about how this guy is a total douche. old U2 was good, new stuff is poo.
 

Bono's gonna pay for their crashed cars, you just know it. I want to be wrong about this for his wife's sake (because let's face it, she's hotter than both of those weird-faced teenies) but I have a feeling he railed both of them, sunglasses on.

He's done good for the world, or so I'm told, so he's not completely selfish. And for that, I can't call douche nor give him a pass. I'm just bewildered...like millions of U2 fans were after listening to "Pop." (which is the most fucking underrated album of all time, by the way)
 

1) Bono = Bag

2) The Edge = Bigger Bag, due to his name being The Edge
 

@Give Bleeth

More underrated than Havana 3am's self titled debut?

neeewwwpp.
 

In case there was any doubt about Bono's dedication to world piece . . . here's the proof. So, I assume from now on U2 will be known as Douche2.
 

It's a shoop
 

Sadly, he's a bag. But I wanna be him.
 

Gazillionaires are always doing "humanitarian work" so as to relieve their conscience and not to feel guilty about their wealth (often amassed through not-so-ethical tactics). Some do it under the radar, while others see it as yet another opportunity for publicity. The latter are choads of the universal order.

U2 stopped making worthwhile music decades ago and are now just another brand on a par with Madonna, Angelina, et al. Just listen to "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" while looking at this pic and try to reconcile the two.

Plus, Bono looks like he's waiting for a cum shot. Or, to be more in line with his driving force these day - the money shot.

Bono, the new star of cumonmyglasses.com
 

BTW These girls are just friends of..

i can't see why its a big deal, Aussies do the same, my friends sit on my dads lap. If the girls were clothed I bet it would be no big deal, but they were all down the beach.

Again... like the Penelope thing this is something which has been taken way out of proportion...

so tolly not bag, those that have made such a big deal about this shchoit totally are though.
 

@ deanna
check the website ur on before u start posting.
and as for bono. that guy looks like a glorified real estate agent who just landed a big deal on the place in the "hills" and now is inviting to college girls back to his yacht for champagne and coke.
and i aint talking about the fizzy drink.
and im sure "the edge" will be there as well. wat kind of fucking douch puts "the" before a lame nickname. burn in hell U2!
 

King Bag.
 

he should be able to score hotter chicks. Bagosaurus Rex
 

bag and a half
 

Bono is a total douchebag. He is so much of a douchebag, in fact, that I completely overlook the fact that he has done more for AIDS in Africa himself than a lot of the Western world.

I heard that he bought a first-class plane ticket for a hat he forgot to bring with him on tour. First class. Hat. Let that soak in.
 

@ crucial

I'll bring you up to speed with a run-on sentence:

Amanda is someone who has been posting on here for a while but no one particularly noticed until she created a blogger profile with a link to a bunch of pictures of herself that reveal her to be very attractive.

She might just be the fabled Anti-Bleeth.
 

Lacking the hotts, combined with the thorough douche scrotery that Bono is known for = complete and utter douchery.
 

Total Bag! And I object to giving rock star passes! They epitomize they glorification of the choad-style! They only encourage people to attempt things and do things and wear things which are WRONG! Rock Stars back in the day did not have tons of stupid tattoos, they did not give douchal hand signals all the time (I believe hair bands began the real rise of stupid hand signals), and they did not wear stupid shirts or have douchal accoutrments. Now please don't tell me about Motley Crue, Poison, et al. I'm tlaking about Led Zeppelin, Pink FLoyd, The Who, etc. - the ORIGINAL rock stars. "Newer rock stars" does not necessarily mean "improved rock stars"...revoke the free pass!
 

sorry, couldn't read all the posts, but you couldn't sway me: nottadouche. He is reaping the well-deserved benefits of rockstardom. C'mon, I mean; if every path to hotchicks means a mandatory Magister-Ludiesque transformation to douchebag, we have proved their thesis.

And they may be a tad pasty, the they are comely indeed.


--VS
 

sorry, couldn't read all the posts, but you couldn't sway me: nottadouche. He is reaping the well-deserved benefits of rockstardom. C'mon, I mean; if every path to hotchicks means a mandatory Magister-Ludiesque transformation to douchebag, we have proved their thesis.

And they may be a tad pasty, the they are comely indeed.


--VS
 

Not a bag - he's earned a pass for the Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby.
 

scoliosis of the shoulder??
 

not a bag in my book. baggy pose for sure, but as a rock star he has the unique responsibility/ability to entertain young teen hotts anywhere any time. Achtung baby....achtung
 

Self-Righteous Bag. They were a great band 25 years ago. He seems to think that makes him some kind of moral authority. Go fuck yourself, Paul.

And the "just friends" line ain't working on anyone, honey. Not when he's 30 years older than you. No one believes you were chatting about fashion and poverty when the lights went down on the yacht.
 

BAG !
 

In the NAAAAAaaammme of Dooo-oou-che...

To be fair, these ladies are somewhat more attractive and less pubescent looking in the other pics linked to by DB1.

To also be fair, bikini-clad young girls on the lap of an aging man rarely means a fatherly relationship, whatever these young ladies say.
 

hott on the left looks ok, but the one on the right looks like the crypt keeper

Bono is just posing for these bleeths, and i dont see any reason why the exemption shouldnt apply here. Its not like this is john mayerbag...

I agree with those above that chris martin of coldplay could use a good HCwDB smackdown
 

Not a bag even though his music sucks he's still a rockstar and is allowed to bone down under age hots while being a douche bag
 

not a bag, but he is exhibiting douchey behavior in these pics. he should get a pass...this time.
 

BAG. BAG. BAG. BAG. BAG.

Anyone who says, "When you're a rock star, it's your duty to be an asshole," is a BAG.

BAG. BAG. BAG!!!
 

I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
I want to reach out
And touch the flame
Where the 'bags have one name

Where the 'bags have one name!!!
 

Dunno if anyone has mentioned this yet, because I couldn't read it all. Got a paper due at 2. So I'ma throw it out there. He named his kid "Memphis Eve". Mephis fucking Eve. As a name. For a human being. Douchetastic.
 

IN THE NAME OF DOUCHE!!!
I'M SCREAMING IN THE NAME OF DOUCHE!!!
 

Douche. Bag.
 

Bono equals nottabag. I have many good reasons.

First of all, he NEVER makes the paper for bag antics. You don't hear about him getting beat up by Tommy Hilfigger (Axl Rose). He has talent (KFed). So many other famous bags out there, and Bono is like none of them. And Bono was wearing those shades before they were bag like. It's not his fault they appropriated it. That would be like if the Bags started wearing pictures of the Campbell's soup painting. Warhol was many things but not a douchebag.

And again...Bono has talent. Bono has heart. And those girls probably just walked up and asked for the picture.

Though they both do look afraid...

But no...not a bag.
 

And for the record, this was not a one-off photo - there are several easily out there right now, though none of them nekkid or anything. But BAG bigtime. Accomplishments do NOT diminish bagdom. He can cure aids himself, it still does not give him a pass. And big glasses are NOT the extent of his douchedom, by any means.
 

He needs teenage hotts to relieve the pressure of single-handedly saving the world, and stuff....
 

RSE. I'm no Bono fan (musically), but the exemption exists for a reason. He's still relevant enough to have it apply, and since he's not flashing Sien Fein gang signage or sporting a Brent Michaels mandana he earns the pass. You would too if your fame made it impossible to sip a drink at the beach without a horde of nonhotts begging for your autograph.
 

NOT A BAG. Douchebags don't petition other douchebags like President Bush to drop all debts in third-world African nations. Douchebags don't hold slammin' rock concerts in Sarajevo just to get rival political leaders to engage in peace talks.

Most importantly, Douchebags can't say their phone book once included Johnny Cash AND Frank Sinatra (lucky bastard!).
 

Bono is the biggest bag of them all, We have always known this.
 

Hard to label a guy who has a real chance to win a Nobel Peace Prize a douche. But he's always worn douchey glasses.
 

HIS ALTER EGO WAS THE FLY.

100% douche.
 

He belongs in the top 5 celebrity douche pantheon, along with Cris Angel and Lorenzo Lamas
 

I'm not shittin' you guys, I'd rather hang out with Fishslap and the Gator than this choad!
 

@ Otto 10:46

I can go along with that...
 

Dublin African loving bag
 

@ Crucial Head--

I still soil myself at hearing the intro to "Janie Jones". And, as the back of my well, worn, faded T-shirt says, in huge, red stencilled letters: "THE CLASH--THE ONLY BAND THAT MATTERS".

Fuck U2. The mere mention of the name makes me vomit. The fine folks at Jimmy John's are wondering why they've been here 3 times today. That's because I vomited up the last 2 sandwiches they brought me since I looked at this photo. Here's hoping the third time's the charm.

The whole band is a giant pack of doucherats that need to crawl back into the greasy uteri (is that the proper plural for uterus?) of the blood-lactating goatwhore who spawned them. I hate what they became SO much that it caused me to hate what they did when they were great. I mean, come on, have you seen this? If this isn't an ad for Autofellatiating Assholes Anonymous, I don't know what is. This makes the fruity frolicking of Scroteboy Slim and DJ Bello look like "Death Wish" and "First Blood", respectively. "Bono" is the Gaelic word for "Ricockulous Douchewank".
 

The music's good. The causes are noble. The frontman is a Choad of the First Order. Remember George Cloony's telethon for 9-11 victims? Yeah, Bono insisted on being filmed in black and white. Because 2300 dead needs artistic interpretation. Pretentious tosser.
 

Oh, wait. This was actually the video I was thinking of. But exhibit A is a close second on the Douche-O-Meter.
 

@ medusa.

I'd forgotten those existed. Thanks. Now I need to purge.
 

I think most would agree that there should be an exception to the "Rock Star Exemption" rule, at least in this case.
 

Check out his old dirty friend in the other picture and how he is touching the young hot blonde, That picture alone deserves an inquiry from Chris Hansen.
 

@ Clementine:

I apologize for stirring up those repressed memories. I've been trying to shake them for years, but I can still see it every time I close my eyes. Just like that night my stepdad Ted got really drunk and came into my room when and--oh, wait, wrong website.
 

Tag him and 'bag him DB1. He is the king turd of rock 'bags.
 

Hello America, I am Bono, and I am a DOUCHEBAG
 

total douche.
 

Boner is a bag.
He looks really happy in this pic, in a mentally challenged sort of way.
His daughter is his wingman.
 

i vote bag
 

i would respectfully like to object to the usage of the top 10 hit rule. my ground would be the "rock" charts of the last 5 years. actually the last 10 years almost. there have been 0 good bands on the charts in the last 10 years. you can be the best smelling piece of poo there ever was, but you're still poo.
 

Put another 20 pounds on him and he looks like every other strip club manager out there.
 

''all that and a 'bag of chips''
 

garbage 'bag
 

tea 'beg
 

Clearly 'bag.

He looks like a pederast babysitter who couldn't find any boys.
 

potato(e)? 'sack
 

@ jawsofjosh..''NOT A BAG. Douchebags don't petition other douchebags like President Bush to drop all debts in third-world African nations. Douchebags don't hold slammin' rock concerts in Sarajevo just to get rival political leaders to engage in peace talks.

Most importantly, Douchebags can't say their phone book once included Johnny Cash AND Frank Sinatra (lucky bastard!).''

...anyone who can overlook the worldwide financial carnage that would happen and followup meltdown by petitioning leaders to drop their debt against african(and all 3rd world countries he wants by the by)nations has to be nearly the ultimate in baggy scrotewhores.its all a major publicity ploy of the stupidest and most careless order:ignoramis maximus...and yes douchebags do hold concerts to get ''rival political leaders''to talk...paul mcscroteney anyone?and as for the phonebook deal..ask charlie sheen who is in his little black phonebook.
 

Bono is about to implode into a black hole of douchebaggery. Makes me ashamed of my homeland
 

Bono is the very definition of douchebag ... That he who preens and panders with bs lyrics gets the hotts, rules the universe, and dooms us all.
 

To address blinded by the douche's point earlier: If Bono, or any other rock star for that matter, ever wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I am going to burn Stockholm to the ground and then poo on the ashes.

That is all.
 

nottadouche. notbyacountrymile.
 

I gotta give jackass here a pass. It's kinda nice to see Bono finally acting like a rock star instead of some whale saving, UN haunting, political dick weed. Hopefully he took these two groupies back to his hotel for a little pleasuring with a mud shark then proceeded to trash the room while smacking The Edge across the face with the Bowie coke mirror. Who am I kidding these are probably Nicolas Sarkozy's nieces and he's there instructing them on how to convert their ipods to solar power. Douche!
 

Total, utter, pure douchebag. So douchey that I chose my username to memorialize his doucheness (and to honor my favorite childhood family band rocker). Flush twice!
 

This is exactly why Bono is, quite possibly, the world's biggest d-bag. He's acting like some kind of savior to the world while, be this posed or not, he is still just a rock star. And a douche.
 

Huge bag. He may not have been a bag if he were NOT Bono. Bono = DOUCHE BAG
 

I mean, ye gods. Bono gets the douche on old man douche alone. I'm not even going to get into the two hotts... see way too much of this shit in LA. Didn't those ancient Greek Gods fight a divine war over this sort of monstrosity?
 

Those glasses. SO 'BAG. Guy looks like Data. He's like a douchebag from the future.
 

I'm with Vin Douchal. Bono gets a pass because of all his good charity work. But I too am a guitar player and the Edge is overrated - as so eloquently stated by Mr. Douchal, stepping on pedals (or actually his delay loop pedal) to make your guitar sound like a car alarm does not a guitar player make.
 

@Medusa:

Seeing The Clash and U2 mentioned in the same paragraph makes me want to strangle my 5 pound dog....oh shit--I just did it too......here puppy!
 

Bag. Total bag.
 

wonkydouchey said...
@MC 900 Foot Douchebag:
Er...
Soundgarden
Tool
Led Zeppelin
King Crimson
Pink Floyd


Wonky... I said "pretty much every other band" for a reason. I'll give you these bands for the most part.

Soundgarden? No. Not in a million billion years.

Soundgarden blows.

Again... Bono gets the NOTTADOUCHE cause he's not a douche.
 

I really like many of U2's songs. I recommend listening to a song called "All I want is you" from Rattle & Hum. Look it up on youtube. Maybe I like corny love songs but they are still my favorite band and no one is better than them.
 

Not a douche, Rock Star pass,

And I'd hit those girls like Shaq wrecking a backboard.
 

Poser, annoying little fucker, and definitely a 'Bag.

I'm sure his wife of 20+ years thinks so too after seeing this picture. "Working for world peace, my ass!"
 

That fucking smug skull belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of Douchebags. Having met the ass, I bet he's standing in this pic...he's on the cusp of a legal douchemidget.
 

Definitely a douchebag. In fact, he've always been a douche, an irish mega-douche.
 

@ Anonymous 4:09

Now I hate that potato-fucking celtbag even more because he makes little doggies die.
 

King of the Dwarfdouches is standing on his tippytoes just to be seen. He's barely 5', which is about how far he'd fly if my fist had a chance at his smirking mug and blue blockers.
 

blue blockers! yes! awesome post anony!
 

But do they count as "hot chicks"?