waitaminute.....

clear cup?

my world is shattered.
 

DB1,

So when’s that Jordan character from the Baltimore Weekly going to send you some royalties?

Unfortunately, journalism these days has become a cut and paste affair. It was pretty amusing to read through the retarded comments on his article though. If I wasn’t such a lazy bastard, I would have posted link to this site.
 

And this picture was staged...






... heh heh heh.
 

Db1,

I was meaning to make this comment long ago- other than this site and in understanding that the more work done for the movement the better, I feel like I'm sick of all of those who arrived 15 minutes late to the game. The douche mocking culture has in its own right become somewhat douchey by virtue of it becoming popularized by media that normally cosndiers douchebags it's consumer base. Maxim and FHM making fun of douchebags to get in on the action.

I really think you need to declare yourself the Sultan of the movement and regulate. Whether that means these other places have to go through you first or what I dont have laid out yet, but i do know that many people have jumped on the bandwagon for the sake of cheap comedy than everyone can now relate to without having the legitimate conviction of the HCwDB community.

my 2 cents.

Army of Douche-ness
 

Db1,

I was meaning to make this comment long ago- other than this site and in understanding that the more work done for the movement the better, I feel like I'm sick of all of those who arrived 15 minutes late to the game. The douche mocking culture has in its own right become somewhat douchey by virtue of it becoming popularized by media that normally cosndiers douchebags it's consumer base. Maxim and FHM making fun of douchebags to get in on the action.

I really think you need to declare yourself the Sultan of the movement and regulate. Whether that means these other places have to go through you first or what I dont have laid out yet, but i do know that many people have jumped on the bandwagon for the sake of cheap comedy than everyone can now relate to without having the legitimate conviction of the HCwDB community.

my 2 cents.

Army of Douche-ness
 

@ Crucial Head-

great minds..., eh?

Army of Douche-ness
 

@Army -

Yes and Yes.

Cheers!
 

Army/Cruc. Agreed.
 

Yes, douche mocking can, in and of itself, become a form of bandwagon phoniness, and therefore become douchey itself. I will have more on this in a future post.

- management
 

Just a straight up copy job. Exceedingly uncool, especially without even a small reference.

-The real Tatty McTat
 

hi DB1!

it would seem that our dear Vanessa from the post below this one reads this site. or, at least, someone told her she was on here. she posted that she's actually 28. funny shite.



and i'm still totally confused by this clear cup.
 

This picture doesn't really bother me. Unless it was taken BEFORE Labor day.
 

You need to sue the Baltimore Weekly. WTF?
 

@massengill.....why? is someone wearing white pants?
 

Websites like Ebaum's and College Humor serve their purpose, they consolidate the comedy into easy to navigate lists where one can click away for a few minutes and get a quick chuckle.

Newspaper websites and e-zines are just extensions of the old fashioned AP and UPI wire news services using reporting services and regurgitating other site's ideas.

The genius of blogging and this particular blog is that the originater of the comments is spot on and funny in his own right and the bloggers make this a must see sight all day long.

Bartel put some time in on his article here, but let's face it this is where the action is.
 

@vin douchal.....i am with you 100%. well-said.



that said, will someone please help me get over the appearance of this damned clear cup? it's fucking up my Thursday more than you can imagine.
 

the baltimore weekly piece is as tired as journalism gets. not funny, not original.

"epic fail" as the kids these days say...
 

@ Vin Douchal-

agreed, aggregators are a good thing-spreading the breadth of the content to a wider audience; But the content is what gets transmitted,maintains its authenticity, and the author gets his/her credit. I do the same by meta blogging/back tracking HCwDB articles by saying "I'm involved in this but it starts at this site, i.e. the nexus of the movement."

It's the outsiders jumping on the bandwagon that irk me. The author of Baltimore post- what's his username on this site? Is he a regular? Clearly not. If he were, I'm certain he would have given credit by noting "this article is inspired by my daily visits to HCwDB, if you're not a regular there, allow me to summarize..." There's nothing wrong with either giving credit or making mention of a muse.

Army of Douche-ness.
 

Standard issue scrote, but non-standard roof gable decor: what appears to be a cartoon character of a shark wearing a yellow crown and giving a hand signal. There's your real douche in this photo!
 

@Pfah -

I see two girls and one clear cup...




... we've all seen the video of what came next.
 

it's not too early to start thinking about Christmas.

this year, anyone that gets a stocking stuffer from me will be holding a copy of HCwDBs in their hands.

i'm like a skinny Santa.
 

Didn't know Keith Olberman was a douche?
 

@crucial head.....dude, i'm eating lunch.


ugh.


this Wendy's Frosty has just lost all of it's original appeal.
 

@pfah

I had a buddy back in high school that worked at Wendy's. He said the "ingredients" for a Frosty consisted of two, clear liquids that got mixed together. Which then apparently...congealed in some fashion to make the product.
 

the Frosty is now melting in the trashcan.


thanks an assload you bastards.

heh.
 

I'm a sucker for a black bikini! Like a black hole drawing everything in their gravitational pull, so go my eyes, my mind, my soul...
 

Peter and Wendy
Wendy's Frosty
Frosty the Snowman
Iceman
The Iceman Cometh
 

@pfah

Well, technically what it's doing wouldn't be considered "melting" by any chemist. It's more of a "chemical degradation," as its long, thin, almost hair-like ester polymers start to break and recombine.... Much like what it's doing in your stomach right now.
 

@ mr white-

not to be gay (but i think unicorns kick-ass) sometimes your avatar and comments get me hot in that Edward Scissorhands "the other" sort of way

Army of Douche-ness
 

thank you for that science lesson mr. white. i will never buy another Frosty as long as i live. i owe you one.

@army of douche-ness....it's ok man. mr. white has that effect on people. just don't ever go over to his house for a pool party.
 

Oh but pfah, I love to ignore the warnings of nice boys like you.

(kisses cheek, slips off manolo stiletto and gets in bath)

Army of Douche-ness
 

@Army of Douche-ness......hang on a second.


you're a lady?
 

hahaha. no i'm a 26 year old scrwany dude. I'm fucking around, but a bit of an author too... I was the guy who kept emailing the Craiglist douche and pretending to be a girl...

Been on a Clive Owen kick (btw, see Shoot Em UP) and watched Closer this weekend. that cyber sex scene between Clive Owen and Jude Law really cracked me up...
 

holy sheep shit.....ok, ok. you got me. sheesh. they don't sell Manolo's in a size 12.


that Craigslist prank was classic!
 

I could pin him down by standing on his pinkies while blonde & brunette flip coifs defecate on him. then we could rub it in with a "steamer" roller before adjourning to the cabana where they could alternate rolling my log
 

yeah it was good fun. Vincent fucked off (as they say in manchester) as soon as I tried to make him actyally communicate. it was funny, i said i'd drive from philly to DC to fuck his brains out if he'd just talk to me instead of telling me he wanted to get married. the idiot.

not that i would have gone to DC...

Army of DOuche-ness
 

so at "Whitey's" do they mix 2 yellow liquids to make a "Frothy"?
 

& does the process include crossing streams?

...just askin'
 

@ creature,

it's very bad to cross the streams. you know that. Egon taught us that Venkman backed it up.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

@creature, army of doucheness

Army is correct--never cross streams. Especially since that implies that another "shower head" is in the mix, which I would not allow.

However, we are working on several yellow-based refreshments. My lab assistant is working on it right now. She just happens to be tied up on my plastic tarp downstairs...

...perhaps I've said too much.
 

@mr white-

no keep going. I like where this could be headed.

Army of Douche-ness
 

@ white

is she Amber?
 

That sucked - it's a cheap imitation of HCwDB. his criteria is stupid. Do you think Bra! , FishSlap, or any of the boys have a clue how Reagan is (whether you love him or hate him, he has nothing to do with baggery). this guys is just doing a lumping in everyone he doesn't like - which is fine - but it's lame. his scale on the whole sucks - like I said, a cheap imitation of my beloved HCwDB
 

She's IN amber now.

Golden Slumbers.
 

@army, creature

To facilitate the brewing process, I like to put myself into various different states of hydration/dehydration, producing everything from a light lemon yellow pilsner to a rich, deep amber. I tried a "chunky style" once, but that was a limited batch. My doctors used that "shock wave" technique to break up the kidney stones.
 

@ Mr. White...

where are you test marketing your "refreshments"?

and do you have a "sommelier" of sorts for quality control?
 

I'm more offended that they didn't cite you as a source...

Shame on you B-Rag news!
 

@ Mr white-

I like your brewing mechanisms. I pee on my feet in the shower as I know the main ingredient in all foot odor sprays is simply urea which we have in abundance within our own urine.

it's always intriguing to see the variety in shades according to the time of day, amount of water i've consumed, whether i've gone running or not...perhaps I should recruit some lovelys to share the moment with.

Army of Douche-ness
 

From right to left.
The half of an ass in the right background is quite disturbing. Meaning to say, I couldn't hit that in in slow pitch.
As is the steel grill on the douche's left. Those things can cut you...true story.
Double scissors, hat tilt, cyclops protective eyewear, tags, wife beater, sneer. Well, he sucks. However, he doesn't really anger me as I think I have a better life than him somehow. Just a feeling.
Softball Suzy is okay. The hair is a bad trend and those hoops might moonlight as handcuffs, but generally okay. Unless those are clear braces in there, then I'm out (something about 7th grade that still makes me shudder).
Finally, yes, that shark with the crown, trident, bling and shades is pretty rage-inducing.

Where are they? Looks like Savannah, only they are all too pale.
 

@Tyler Durdan
Is DB1 building an Army?
 

@ big deal-

was that rhetorical?

Army of DOuche-ness
 

Run-of-the-mill bag. He is a wanna-be bag.
 

Ah but the hot is pure vintage. Verily why this site is called "hot chicks with douchebags" and not the reverse.
What I couldn't do with her and a chocolate fondue kit.
Maybe I should start a site, hotchicksminusdouchebags.com, where we just black out the douchebags and enjoy the fantasy.
 

1 Hot,

1 Snot,

1 Not.