Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Haiku

What to post, post "Fung?"
MTV Real World Hottness,
And big hair old choad.

guns and roses choad
appetite for douchestruction
gropes sweet child o bleeth

- bcs

Dude, just give it up
"Chinese Democracy" disc
Is never coming.

-- mr. white

Lazy-eye douchepimple
Hand way to close to boobies.
Slash would not approve.

- spaz

Buy Hot Topic shirt
Cut holes in shoulder - comb 'hawk
But he loves Emo.

- crucial head

Rare clear cup appears!
Designer punk hurts my heart.
Faux hawk claim Bewbeez

-- holbrooks douchestershire sauce

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:29 AM

Comments:

I would say an ego tripper... but notadouche

Shellypants

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:31 AM

Inexplicable.
Her shoulder smells like Roses.
Whip his face with Guns.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:31 AM

Choad samples urine
She'll be ready for the taste
When I rescue her

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:32 AM

he, a stroke victim
ironic G & R shirt
my "appetite" gone

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:32 AM

G N R Rules, Dude!
Scared hott smiles uneasily
"Big hands" has clamped on

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:33 AM

Hey sweet child 'o mine
Welcome to the douche jungle
Hold hold tight Axle Scrote

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

Textbook case for ‘bag
Redemption lies in one cure:
Buy DB1’s book!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:34 AM

Dude, just give it up
"Chinese Democracy" disc
Is never coming.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:34 AM

Lazy-eye douchepimple
Hand way to close to boobies.
Slash would not approve.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

guns and roses choad
appetite for douchestruction
gropes sweet child o bleeth

# posted by

bcs : 7:36 AM

Buy Hot Topic shirt
Cut holes in shoulder - comb 'hawk
But he loves Emo.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:36 AM

He tries my Patience
But My Michelle has sweet smile
Be my Rocket Queen

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:37 AM

is axl rose douche?
not sure, but this dude sure is
paradouche city

# posted by

bcs : 7:38 AM

Incestuous 'Bag
attempts one-handed Heimlich
on his hott cousin.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:38 AM

Damn Crucial .... you stole my Hot Topic reference

# posted by

Tag'em and Bag'em : 7:38 AM

how gay is his shirt?
off-the-rack rips and tears...wow
you go, you rebel!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:38 AM

I think I see nip
Through hott brunette's shear black dress
I now sport large wood.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:38 AM

"where did he come from?"
asks the sweet innocent hott
"I ran over poo"

# posted by

creature : 7:39 AM

you know where you are?
your in new jersey baby!
you're gonna diiiii-iiiiieeee!

# posted by

bcs : 7:40 AM

Tiger ripped my sleeve.
Cool. Welcome to the Jungle.
We've got fun and gays.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:40 AM

Small but perky boobs:
Escape from his filthy paw!
Find safety with me.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:40 AM

it followed me home
from the used tampon dump zone
can I keep it mom?

# posted by

creature : 7:41 AM

This douche looks confused:
"What's this hott doing with me?"
"Who peed in my cup?"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM

Did Slash cut his hair?
Never really seen his face
Holds Hott like guitar

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:41 AM

Girl in back forgot
To stuff her bra - House of Blues?
Or House of Blue Balls?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:41 AM

Rare clear cup appears!
Designer punk hurts my heart.
Faux hawk claim Bewbeez

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:41 AM

Choad's wonky eyes say:
"I did drugs, but I have no
talent to redeem."

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:42 AM

this is what happens
wear fly paper on your back
big hairy flys stick

# posted by

creature : 7:43 AM

Some cheerleaders don't
ever lose their good posture.
They are perky.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 7:43 AM

I saw G N R
At the Rose Bowl in high school
This chode was not there.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:43 AM

he used to love her
till he discovered mirrors,
buried her in yard...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:43 AM

Duff McKagan's Skull
Is ashamed to be seen here
He does not approve

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:43 AM

OMFG
Ripped shoulders are not the go.
Are you kidding me?

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:44 AM

it is ok pfah
nothing to worry about
the clear cup returns

# posted by

creature : 7:44 AM

Seeing brunette while
Financial markets plummet
Makes wood skyrocket.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:45 AM

his shirt has more holes
than the story line to lost
zing! i'm here all day

# posted by

bcs : 7:45 AM

Right Next Door to Hell?
beat Dead Horse into Coma
Paradise City

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

He was there, crucial
But only after the show
Mopping up blood, piss

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:46 AM

damn his lazy eye!
you lookin at me? huh punk?
can't tell, which one works?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:46 AM

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# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:47 AM

that look in her eyes,
the spaghetti incident?
choad slurps mountain dew.

# posted by

George S : 7:47 AM

My IRA, gone
But I still have growth in my
Shlong portfolio

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:47 AM

to fix this problem
chain this choad to your bumper
hit the gas pedal

# posted by

creature : 7:47 AM

Smile under duress,
Even though he grabs your boobs,
Backstage pass is free.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:48 AM

Douchebags still come out
In the cold November Rain
Greasy with ripped shirts

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:49 AM

guns and roses jokes
never get old, unlike band...
axl looks like corpse

# posted by

bcs : 7:49 AM

her smile will haunt me
how can one so sweet be so
clearly misguided?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:49 AM

She could star in my
Own music vid, camera
set up in basement.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:49 AM

G N R Roadie
Scores mega hottie backstage
But she won't meet band

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:50 AM

This douche is thirsty
A squeeze to her gall bladder
Fills up his clear cup.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:50 AM

He is real reason
Stephanie Seymour dies in
November Rain vid.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:51 AM

Gravity concerns?
Need lift and separation?
Behold the Douche Bra!

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:51 AM

the cause of big smile
she knows baghunters make plots
of ways to kill him

# posted by

creature : 7:51 AM

@Mr. White -

His portfolio
Consists of crayon scribblings
And Hansen CD's.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:53 AM

Student teacher hott
Goes slumming with dock worker
Please teach me instead.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:53 AM

@ BCS

damn, I didn't know
Axl was a "high yellow"
Jamaican poet...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:53 AM

Come one step closer
And the hott gets it...that's right
I'll douse her with pee

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

Oily old'bags suck.
Is he groping or hugging?
Trick of the douche trade.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

Smile for the camera
Keep pretending to like me
Or I will pour pee...

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

They're at Christian show
Rocking to Nuns and Moses
I feel like Satan.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:57 AM

GnR T-shirt,
Don't make me laugh Choadbucket;
They lost their coolness.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:58 AM

Yes! I am a shill
Been a long drought for front page
Need recognition!

Cheers to all today
Alcohol induced coma
Stares me in the eyes.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:59 AM

Douche holds hott hostage
So why is she forcing smile?
Threat of gold shower

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

young Richard Gere tool
grabs Jessica Alba hott
invents gerbil games

# posted by

creature : 8:00 AM

Crucial, didn't Nuns
Tour with Megafaith back in
The early 80s?

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:03 AM

Push Dem Titties Up
Yer Fuckin Crazy ,Faux Hawk
She Gets Backstage Pass

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 AM

L.A. Looks, Like Poo
Mary From Canoga Park
Daddy Won't Approve

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:09 AM

Mr. White -

Megafaith opened
But Glory Hole Doily's show
Next door was the bomb.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:11 AM

brunette pleasurebot
has been powered off for days,
but 'bag props her up

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 AM

Push-up boobie shape
emulates faux-hawk in a
salute to douchebags.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:19 AM

Is that a beer in
your cup, or are you just so
pissed off to see me?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:23 AM

fuck. shit. balls. damn. aargh.
missed the Friday Haiku for
a stupid meeting.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:29 AM

That chick is from MTV's Real World Australia.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:01 AM

That chick is from MTV's Real World Australia.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:01 AM

Who can explain it,
Who can tell you why douche-hold
Enchants sweet hottie?

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:07 AM

Stupid stupid work.
I missed Friday Haiku for
Marathon meeting.

I feel your pain, Pfah.
I mean, who the fuck schedules
Meetings on Friday???

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:07 AM

Elegance of arm
and breasts enhance sweet visage.
In contrast, he's lost.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:09 AM

Yoda writes haiku:
Use the force I would, force bleeth
to have sex me with

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:13 AM

He's too mild for douche,
She's too sweet for hott; let's add
some jalapenos.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:16 AM

Whoh, oh oh sweet child,
Remove that shirt from the choad,
Make him drink the piss.

~Douchesquire

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:19 AM

She of the pro smile
Once a cheerleader, no doubt
Him? a fuckwad - die!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:24 AM

Did hott sex kitten
rip holes in scrotey guy's shirt?
Only pussy knows.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:32 AM

"listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool guy..."

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:40 AM

Gerry Cooney's son
I'll beat him like Larry Holmes
And then nose fuck her

# posted by

Anthony LaBaglia : 9:57 AM

"After the party
I need a lift." "How 'bout
now?" he coyly said.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:58 AM

Why does droop-hawked douche
Prepare to administer
The Heimlich maneuver?

--VS

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:07 AM

argh...

Why does droop-hawked douche
Prepare to administer
Heimlich maneuver?

-VS

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:08 AM

He's on the douche train
Faux hawk jelly hand on her belly
Duff would beat your ass

- Kaz

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:31 AM

Faux poo and
ripped roses too
what a choad

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:35 AM

can't afford t-shirt
free clinic urine sample
copping feel from nurse

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:01 PM

I missed it too Pfah
But at least this week Crucial
Head made the front page

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 12:37 PM

Right hand blocks out choad
Now all I see is the chick
Left hand :Fap Fap Fap

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:25 PM

You guys piss and moan
No douchebags for me in months
I need to catch up.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:30 PM

Hey Mister Brownstone
Welcome to Bello's Bunghole!
Hott, You Could Be Mine!

# posted by

Wheezer : 4:14 PM

can't believe his luck
choad found her in the desert
Cherry 2000

# posted by

creature : 7:15 PM

a genuine smile
on lifelike sex blow up doll
mine has an O face

# posted by

creature : 7:16 PM

I wanna fuck that bitch. She's so smoking hot tasty delicious.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:16 PM

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