Was this taken at a 'Little people Convention'? Could just be the angle and the fact that they are both wee people. He's a dwarf (sorry real dwarves) and her head is oddly large.

- Douchey Smurf
 

One of these days i'm gonna work up the nerve, confidence, arrogance, and ignorance to assume that anyone wants to see my mid section no less take a photo of it.

until then, it's sarcastic comments in cyberspace for me!

Army of Douche-ness
 

The douche to hott ratio in this place is too high. I spy 3 others in addition to Sebastian the Crustacean here and not another hott or even something resembling a vagina near. I'd pull his underoos up over his over defined chest if I were her. It looks as if some kind of larva is trying to push its way out. Now I know you probably enjoy fondling your man boobs but really, its bad form for your titties to be bigger than your dates. Also, you're not supposed to wear your class ring past high school man...I wouldn't want to highlight the fact that I was captain of my teabag team.
 

Methinks the Crustacean has returned with a slightly more subdued, and dyed, Rainbow Hott.

As Ashfish pointed out this seems to be a gathering place of sorts for douchebags at varying levels of Greico infection. The only cure for which would be Great White-esque pyrotechnics incident.
 

this hott's face is longer than this little choad monster's whole torso.

Also, the ab reveal has to be the doucheist move, ever.
 

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i spy an Ed Hardy shirt and several dozen other douchebag accessories.

good god, perhaps this picture was taken inside the epicenter of douchebaggery, somewhere in Vegas. there are 'bags everywhere.

nice call on the 'little people' convention. maybe they all just got off work from playing Oompa Loompas in the opening night of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
 

he's definitely a little guy, just look at his creepy short mcconne-douche arms. the bumblebee theme for his wristbands are also a nice touch, and his grunds match, too. that's really all i notice, since the glare off of his shiny chin is blinding.
 

nice panties, crusty.


or maybe nice, crusty panties?
 

there's a lot of white accessories in this photo... sunglasses, belt, hat, shirt, wristband, denim stitching, and WHITE POWDER under hott's nose...

i would still wreck her though. yummy.

this douche needs to go back to smurfville.
 

I think he's simply demonstrating his portable dutch oven. Or douche oven, in his case. What a vag scab.

What happened to this poor woman's ass and abdomen? She looks like her head was transplanted onto a shaved orangutan; pelvis has left the building...
 

She has very strong masculine facial features, IMO.

He is a turd-squat. White belt makers need to be shot.
 

I believe Crusty's at the Village People reunion... isn't he Crabby Catcher?
 

Hey dude, you got a phone call. Yeah it's Gilligan. He wants his hat back.
 

She looked better as a Brunette but God Damn. My first born for a night with her and a Camera.
 

she could be my "organ" grinder.... & lil' crusty our dancing chimp
 

oh no- where did zebra stripe gum girl's fantastic breasts go?
 

Let's see, now...what do you folks have here, huh? Hmm, a Krusty Burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
 

As Captain Spaulding once said, "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception".

Still douchey as ever.

The captain also said, "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." This would describe a night around these choads on a biscuit.
 

That guy's louder than World War II. Ray, go and see what the rhubarb is, will ya?
 

He is seagull poo.

Nice Gilligan hat/mandana combo on the fool in the back.
 

What do you call this chick with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Hey miss, there are these things called "sandwiches." Eat one.
 

who goes to these places, honestly?
 

I like them small Kelly Ripa types. Regis still looks the same size though...
 

Instead of a "dutch oven," this seems like a "hot-plate" kinda guy to me.
 

Cheesy Charlie.
 

This isnt Crusty this guy is way shorter.
 

@big deal

I don't think this is the same girl. Rainbow Brite was also thin, but her boobs were way bigger.
 

pondering the significance of short person behavior in petal depressed pan chromtic resonance and other highly ambiant domains............ARF ! She said.
 

"Um, Sir, the casting call for the gay porn epic "200" is next door. And please take your chimptress with you".
 

@pfah lol nice and i thought i was the only simpsons nerd on this thread
 

That' chick's face bones are freaking me out!
-I want my Kristin Kreuk, my Meredith Philips, my Olivia Munn, even!!! yipeyipeyipeyipe...

+This dude can't be taller than 5'8", maybe even closer to 5'4"!
 

Never being much of a titty fucker; Abner took a deep breath, lifted his shirt, and showed everyone why he and Burt preferred abdominal fucking.
 

What a scram.

Which reminds me, wonder if HJBB&D made that phone call and got rich.
 

OOooohh... look at your abs! You have a SIX PACK! Congratulations! You are soooooo cool! Are you somebody important? Like an actor? Can I have your autograph?

Fuck you, Crusty.
 

When jockeys hit the gym > when jockeys get sex changes. Just sayin'.
 

What's the pixie doing at a gay porn convention?
 

Has anybody ever noticed that most people who are wealthy, or who have achieved something life, rarely have 6-pack abs?
 

@ Nozzle

Nice "Evelyn" reference. You moving to Montana soon?
 

@Mr. White
While I can't say for sure I'm sticking to my story.
A)I've seen those dresses on girls and they doesn't grab underboob what so ever. So its tough to tell the real girth.
B)Shes blocking the sideboob and leaning back too.
Inconclusive from boob evidence alone
c)Her cheeks and nose looks dead on to rainbow bright.
Just my two cents.

You know what I hope they are different women cause that would mean a threesome could still exist!
 

yeah thats the crustyscrote alright. all 5'2" of him
 

ugh like a WWI soldier with PTSD i have to suppress seeing the trenches (oh those hideous fleshy trenches)
 

WTF! where is it that so many choads go to graze? This is nucking futz! I got fuckstick Gilliagan sport'n a mandana, Tommy Waste O'flesh wearing his prized white glasses, and to top it off, the douchist peace of flem to ever come out of an anal chancer sore showing us his abs.

Take a look at his STD infested love box. Good lord woman, eat something!

This is making me sick to my stomach.

Arghh, just noticed the guy wearing his g-maws bracelet in the foreground. F-k-n-g sh!t.

- Adolf
 

Douche of the week, and fuck DJ Bello.
 

Still crusty after all these years
 

You could grate cheese on those abs and it's not a good thing, although I LOVE cheese...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

I stop by this site every now and again to brighten up my life. Thanks DB1.

Question: has the question ever been posed as to where do these douchebags and bleeths get their trendy neon wristbands?

- anonanonymous
 

@ Wonkydouchey...

Keep your filthy mitts off of Olivia Munn. She's mine, damn you. Mine!
 

Crusty shows "her" his abs and then says, "Hey, if you like what's in my Sergio's jeans (because he borrowed them from Sergio), wait 'til I show you my dress sox."



And really, WTF is up with the return of designer jeans? Does the douche need the 70s/80s comb to go with it?
 

"A club douchescrote is a full-grown person whose interests are of a material and commonplace nature, and whose mentality is formed of the stock ideas and conventional ideals of his or her group and time."

-vladimir nabokov, original baghunter, from "Philistines"
 

Thats def. not crustacean
 

that belt -- WTF???
 

That's def. not rainbow/fruitstripe hott - Rainbow hott was way.. hottererer.
 

sex meh gooood cawk lawbstuh
 

Will somebody please design a tee shirt that raises like a bamboo blind when you pull the string.....You'll sell a ton of 'em.
 

So this is what the women of pioneer days used to scrub their laundry with....pass me the lye soap...
 

You know, the gay bois here in HI have this thing they do with their shirts. They take the bottom and tuck it through their collars to make it look like an odd sort of half shirt. I'm pretty sure that's what he's trying to do so he can show off his boobies.
 

i went to Le Moyne College with this douche. he was in my religion class where he would tell all of us how "awesome" he was because he was on fear factor. he also would tell us how he had a contract with nbc for a pilot starring him. also, he "has" a pension for von dutch hats/clothing. douche!!!!!!
 

Might not be him unless he finally got the tat to complete the douche ensemble.
 

Sentenced to death by dick-slapping for trying to upstage the hott he's next to by flashing his abs.

May his douchey soul rot in hell.
 

Hey man, my balls are bigger than my hot chick!
 

This is why they need to stop cocaine getting into the country.
 

They are the same couple as in the Ass and I part 1 and two....i guess you guys lack pasic pattern recognition skills. Anyway they are just partying it up in Miami. Go get your own life losers
 

I wanna kick your stomach in and make you shit yourself! HOMO!!