Every person you hate needs a 'bag this Christmas! Give the gift that keeps on making long distance calls, eating all your food, and stinking up your house with axe and dirty ass (because axe is so totally like taking a shower, bra).

D'bags, get one this holiday season. Available at your nearest 7-11 parking lot, dirty techno only club, or VD clinic.
 

Regardless of how they look, spammers might be some of the ultimate douchebags.

Even if they're busy taking a dump, a la Wanker McTattmann
 

Oh, and perhaps Les Mingle would like to visit wiserep.com. We know "he" has spent too much time looking for dress sox.
 

Perhaps you'd like to sell them "Fung," broheim?

-rabbi douche
 

I remember this Far Side cartoon. "Midway through an epic dump, Dwayne realizes this may be the big one."

Girl on left has learned to tag along with hotts and collect their rejects. Which, in this case, is tragic. Nice complexion, though.
 

Hormel called and iterated that in no uncertain terms, they want all your Spam back.
 

Are teabags included in this?

Just wonderin'.
 

You should write back and tell him you need some flaming bags of poo delivered to a few people's front doors. I'm thinking Fish Slap...
 

Is that his bondagemistress on the left, because I see he has broken loose from his chains...nice wrist-strap and loop there...
 

This 'bag's for you! If you're at the club standing next to a couple of hotts perhaps now's not exactly the time to make a push, or squeeze one out, hence the face.
 

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Do you wholesale your tea bags? The stores we work with are aggressively looking for tea bags to sell in their stores this holiday season. If you want to make a push, now's the time.

We work with buyers from thousands of department stores, specialty shops, large retailers, mail-order catalog companies and Internet shopping sites. We need a larger variety of products they can choose from, hence my email to you.

If you want to sell your tea bags, visit us at http://www.WiseRep.com. We guarantee sales.

Sincerely,
David Thibos
Director of Merchandising
WiseRep.com


- Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein
 

as he strained back a steamer she wispered, " you are all that is poser my little scrote. will this all with your greasy want and I may taste that wich is pooey.
 

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its a pre mating ritual between douche and bleeth. first he draws them in with his coloured arms and shiny bling then he closes the deal with a preview of the angry cum face
 

David Thibos can have this bag free provided he picks him up outta of the toity before I flush him
 

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"you are the douche of my dreams", hott coyly whispers. "now make your shit face, before I rip your sack off!"
 

What if this spam-bot is what funds Fish-Slap's trust fund....
 

If you sell all your bags, DB1, who will we mock?
 

Oh, he's got on an Army uniform jacket. So, I guess we are supposed to believe that he was once a soldier of the United States Army? I don't think so.
 

I once had a tattooed ferret that I sold at a yard sale. Hence the angry letter from PETA in my mail box.
 

His face should serve as a stark reminder to us all to file down the claws on our gerbils prior to ass-gaming.
 

Why is there a photo of Ray Sharkey having a bran crisis on this website?
 

it appears that, by sheer force of will, he is pushing his hair up into that awful mess. and by that i mean he is a huge douchebag.

does he have a leather shirt on under the army jacket?
 

she is way too into that 'bag.
 

Perhaps Kate Spade's next successful line will be called "the Douche Bag." Trendy Bleeths will be all over it without appreciating the irony.