Say it loud, say it proud, Anal Beads!!

I'm a 40-year-old 'bag hunter and damn proud of it!!

BTW, Where the hell is this picture from, the Trailer Park Concert Series??
 

that is a disgusting piece of baggery with some filthy bleached-for-porn talent.
 

by the way DB1... i must commend you and the rest of the HCwDB community on the quality of photos submitted as of late.
 

Looking at this unholy potpourri of putridity makes me want to snort a line of gangrenous marmot flesh off a crocodile’s hair lip and follow it up with a chaser of bat guano.

Mufukkinbukkakishitballs!
 

And yes, being the drummer’s roadie for Daughtry makes you one baddass sumbitch.
 

What are 'mandals, exactly?
 

let me guess..... Kentucky
 

I know that group: "The Kentucky Head Humpers".
 

dammit creature; great minds....
 

my second guess was Mississippi!
 

You know, if it wouldnt inevitably become trendy, consumed, and used against us, I'd reccomend bag hunters get something symbolic to be worn to let others know "we're down" with the hunt...I am afraid to say evidently it sounds like a dog tag, but something similar to it...a non-tribal tribal?

a tacky keychain that would not attract hots and thus not get picked up by corporations/media???

anyone in agreement? any ideas?

Army of DOuche-ness
 

regarding the email...what a pussy whipped little girl! If he is worried about his chick getting pissed at this site he is going to have bigger fish to fry down the line. Pretty soon she won't even let you watch the Disney Channel because there are some hot chicks there too
 

WTF went wrong with these chicks? It looks like they have the wrong hair/arms/tits/faces for their bodies!

WAIT. I got it. They're from the midwest, and they are Beauty Pageant winners.

Good to see the rare Blue Cup popping back up again :)
 

This backwoods scrote is an epic shame to the douche community at large. Not just because his sagging flesh clings to his brittle bones like a flag clings to a pole on a rainy, windless day. Nay, not even the hairline copped from Linus Van Pelt heaps such shame upon his brow. It is that we must avert our eyes from his plethora of remnants from Parkinson’s plagued tattoo artists. His dog tags that were earned through many earnest nights of receiving what meat manifestos his partner was pitching. It is his gaggle of groupies culled from the suburban septic cisterns of skank. It is rocker douche without rock. It is flem.

Shame on him.
 

@ army

how 'bout a mushroom stamp to the forehead? I can apply 'em... got my technique down & everything!
 

Fish Slap’s Anal Beads situation is not unique.

While watching my beloved BoSox getting taken down a peg by the upstart Rays I casually called the rabbit punching bitch Gary Gomes "a douchebag with shitty chin pubes".

My old lady thought this an inappropriate thing to say in front of our 2 1/2 year old, stating, "HEY! He's a sponge! Don't say that stuff around the baby."

I thought nothing of it until I went to pick him up from our Spanish speaking babysitter. She asked me "¿ Ques es un douchebag" ?"

I wrote down the website on a piece of paper torn out of a "Go, Digeo, Go!" coloring book and asked to to report to me tomorrow.

I think I may have to look for a new babysitter, but a man's gotta stand up for what is right.
 

@ creature

hey man that's hurtful. I was talking about a tasteful way of putting out an esoteric "bag hunter" sign so that when you see it, you know to nod in respect, perhaps even make a new friend.

Army
 

@ Army

sorry pal, I meant it in the friendliest fashion, but, I'm randy like that
 

@ creature,

it's cool. Call me pathetic, I like signifiers of group affiliation so long as they're well done and not simply ways to get chicks- two of the guys who became my best friends in college and into today started a convo with me (that I wouldnt have started) cuz I was wearing an Anti Racist Action shirt of a fist going through a swatstika, they recognized it and figured "he's one of us" I didnt have many friends and we all had to cling together at a conservative catholic school.

However, I fgure due to the nature of our work here any physical evidence of bag hunting could go douche at any time so we stay stealth...

Army of DOuche-ness
 

@ Creature 1:37 PM

Mississippi was my second guess too. Wait...

Dammit I wish Puerto Rico would become the 51st state so we'd have somebody to rag on.
 

@ Army

as we've recently seen demonstrated, bag hunters run the gamut of the cultural spectrum, rep., dem., male, female, educated, wildly stupid, conservative, liberal, & I'm guessing that we span all borders, both nationally & internationally as well as ethnic boundaries. many of us are extremely fucked up, cynical with alcohol dependencies. there are many reformed bags, former douches & those struggling out of scroatitude among us (where's orel being oral). I suspect the majority of us are overgrown classroom cut ups who make ourselves bigger by taking others down (very often rightfully so). so in the manner that makes you most comfortable, bag on brother... if it was up to me we'd all wear USC Trojan football t-shirts

all that & the Buckeyes still suck!
 

@ darksock 2:10

think Arkansas
 

@ creature-

did you know I was from Ohio?

either way, i'm indifferent to the OSU...

Army of DOuche-ness
 

Creature -

Being an educated, international ethnic mutt with many alcoholic dependencies, I raise my Trojan Alumni flag to you my friend!

And where is Orel anyways? There's been a bevy of large mammaries posted here lately that could sure use his fine tuned and insightful commentary.

And by commentary, I mean TITTAYS!
 

I don't see any hotts here. I see some notts and a whole lotta white trash.
 

Aw crap! I have those same sunglasses he's sporting...for medical reason, of course.


Not good.



Query. What is with the swept back in a clip hairdo, such as the blonde 5 head is rockin'? The next step will be feathering the sides. It should be a Red Bull commercial.
 

FSAB, you should never be ashamed of your bag hunting!! I have been hunting bags since I first found this wonderful little slice of heaven called HCWDB.com.
My wife loves it and I have even gotten her to send in a few pics on her own.
Be proud of what you do!! Unless you spend every waking minute doing it and have no job and can't get anything done. Then you may want to scale back a bit.
 

@creature

Arkansas, Louisiana's hat. Could be.

'Course I now live in Oregon, Idaho's Portugal. So what do I know.
 

Are "mandals" just men's sandals?
 

@the tall blond on the left:

"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where I came from"

Is that how that line goes?


P.S. I have socks wider than her jean shorts.
 

is that pfah hovering above the tall blonde?
 

'Mandals' are any type of sandals that a man would wear.
Some women, myself included think a real man would never show their harry toes...it's fucking gross unless you are at the beach or pool.

I'm glad my little gesture of an email made it on the site. It's based in reality of course, but I just thought it would make for an entertaining notion.
 

Yes, before you say it. I know it's 'hairy' not 'harry.
 

@ Dr. Kenneth Noisewater...

Nice on the Brian Fantana reference.

@ my fellow San Diegan...

Yeah. I found the douchebas no problem. Now where are the hotchicks.com?
 

Nuthen to saye hear, jost aye bonch ove heel billy scumbags.

- Adolf

Fuck Crusty
 

Thanks to DB1, I see that my submission 'Sideburn Harry' is on his way to the Hall of Scrote.
 

100,000 sperm and this guy was the fastest?
 

@ squaw douche

Oregon=Idaho's Portugal - awesome!
 

His gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 

The blonde on the left (Bernice) seems OK. The redhead (Lulu) looks like she will bear crotch fruit in 6 months. The blonde on the right (Dreama) is a high functioning retard. They all work in the same office park, and meet by chance standing in line for lunch at TGIFriday's. The scrote's name is Willy. He works at the ChiChi's next door to the TGIF. He met Dreama in the parking lot. She thought he was funny, and said she and her friends went to TGIF's because ChiChi's is crap. He agreed and said he knew where there was going to be an AWESOME party, an dso he invited her, and said she should have Bernice and Lulu come to.

They all went ot the party, and Wily took off his shirt to expose his pasty white flesh to the sun and the eyes of the Laydeeeez. His buddy, Benny the Boilbiter, took the picture.

So, now you know - when you go to hell, these are the people you'll be stuck with for eternity:

Bernice the emotionally damaged and frigid rape victim, Lulu the pregnant alky who pukes every morning, Dreama, the dumpy cross eyed dope who's entire vocabulary consists of giggles and cusswords, and of course, Willy, the Master of Ceremonies...
 

@ Steve

funny as hell except the rape victim comment, never funny.
 

@ Steve

Fuck that I laughed at the whole damn thing!
 

these look like west-tennessee trashbags at a 3 doors down concert. I am a local expert on southeastern trashbag subspecies. Whoever suggested Arkansas obviously knows their stuff, but i think i'm right on this one
 

Rubber Douchey said...

@ Steve

funny as hell except the rape victim comment, never funny.
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Oh, agreed. It's the worst. And because it's the worst, the effects are extra-ordinary and destructive. I've known a number of women whose emotional lives were permanently damaged and are, to this day, fragile and very fucked up people. I also know some women who were fucked up by it, and then went through massive transformational experiences and came out as very remarkable people who I admire deeply. But ask any of them, and they would reply: "yeah - it messed with me big time".

Hence, the "rape victim" line isn't to make light of such a disgusting crime, but more like taking a 20mm permanent marker and underlining some text - a form of "overstatement" - so as to emphasize the bleethiness of Bernice and what I percieve as her emotional aloofness.

But, your point is well taken, I just hope you understand my purpose was not malign, but more to use malignance as a tool for examining and mocking idiocy. Next time, I'll steer clear of that. I thought about that after I posted, and realised - "that wasn't as good as it could have been".

how's this: "Bernice, whose mommy and daddy blew so much self-entitlement smoke up her ass her emotional center collapsed into a blackhole of materialism and selfishness."

Yeah - that would apply too...
 

Steve Zodiac -

After reading your last two posts, if I were a woman, my nethers would be more soiled than Galveston.

You sir, have earned a Maker's Mark salute!
 

Trailer T R A S H nice teeth
 

Crucial:

Your 1:44 post was epic. Even if you can't spell 'flim'.

Wait...
 

Darksock:

Yes boss! heh heh. Phlegm, Flem, Flim… dammit! We draw buildings, not spell them for a living for Xenu’s sake… Okay, maybe next time I’m putting together a specifications book I’ll reneg.

But I never met a plan checker who could tell the difference between thru and through.
 

First rule of 'bag tagging: Nobody talks about 'bag tagging!

Second rule of 'bag tagging: Nobody talks about 'bag tagging!

I am Jack's Douchebag
 

My neighbor lady has a dresser she painted that looks like that douche's tatt design.
 

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That guy looks like a little kid who got into mommy's tattoo gun.