*Grabs bucket*

OK, OK, OK!!!

STOP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!!

My eyes! The scrote-choad! Chinstraps, facial pubes, and ass-chins, Oh My!!

The Hott!! MMMMMMM Yummy.

Then, the pinky bling, Manhole cover wristwatch, and FUCKING ORANGE WINDSHIELD GLASSES.

Oh, gawd, I'm spent.



Will there be more?
 

damn! two hall of scroters in one afternoon! we are witnessing history!

i shudder to think who's on deck......
 

after 3 bags of cheetos, a 6 pack of NeHi & a box of orange Pixie-stix my stools look like this
 

Whats unfortunate is that the pic was taken miliseconds to early! He is getting ready to slap us all with his 'Grilz' and or pouty lips to complete the bag pic. Note to bag hunters: Let your prey ready themselves before you snap it down. The urge is to get the shot before his bag buddy ruins the moment with red cup over the top but you must hold. Hold for the grill shot, hold for the hand gesture, hold for the side boob/ up skirt. Hold for your life.
 

Matching T-shirt, shades and watchband.

Sweet...
 

Tater 'Head' Johnson, models this years line of County Jail chic.

- Douchey Smurf
 

HAHAHAHAHA! His chin looks like my head. The big one . . . not the little one. I think that's right?

So is it now in style to match watches and sunglass to outfits? This is going to get expensive.

Loser.

Fuck Fish Slap!
 

"So, let this be said: the gauntlet has been thrown down, but DB1 has answered, and answered with vigor".~
 

Red faced, fat assed, orange bedecked, stool sample.

This zany looking motherfucker makes me chuckle out loud.

I mean come on guy... do you own a mirror? No seriously let's go find you a mirror. Now look at yourself buddy. No seriously look hard. It's o.k. to cry. Now set that glass of watered down bourbon on the table and go on home and put on some big boy clothes. You're going to be o.k.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Oh, DB1... this is cruel indeed.

I used to love tangerines. Tangerine was even my favorite flavor of Lifesavers candy. No longer.
 

Where do you find orange clothing and accessories?

If you work for Cal Trans.... I understand ....BUT.....He has an orange watch and wristband. If his pants or shoes are orange.. ..... I wouldnt know what to do...
 

If this was his crime fighting costume what would he be called?

The Orange Wart

The Orange Disaster

The Human Cone

The Oranjutang

- D.S.
 

DB1,

You have dug deep into the rectum of Xenu to bring forth this vile bit of fecal debris. I hope you wore your blue nitrile surgical gloves when handling this specimen.


And by specimen, I mean abalone semen.
 

wow.

he's taken douchebag orange to a whole new realm.

she looks like she has 2 left eyes.
each from a different person.


there is no god.
 

Hoe-ass modafucka!
 

I thought Orange Julius was just a mall drink, not the Douche Emperor...

He'd never see Joey P coming in those glasses; he'd just see a floating Goose bottle.
 

It seems to me, he's lived his life like a Douchebag in the wind.

I thought Sean Penn's brther was dead anyway.
 

I would pay to watch her poop into a motocross helmet.
 

They have boldly chosen to grow out their foreheads.
 

i don't think that's pinky bling.

it's one of those candy suckers.

Mr. Chocolate has quite the oral fixation...



True Story.



plus, his hott has a glass eye.

full of Tic-Tacs.

when she shakes her head it goes,

CLACKITYCLACKITYCLACK!!!





not that there's anything wrong with that...
 

Gotta love/hate the scrote that enjoys the taste of a ding dong more than the taste of hotts sexy thong.
 

Hold the phone! Does he ACTUALLY have orange-tipped HAIR?????!!!!

We need someone in here with Photoshop STAT!!!!!

I've zoomed as far as my poor little 19" monitor will allow, and it looks like he has orange-tipped hair! I swear! Look for yourselves.

I hope I'm wrong here....
 

As someone much more articulate than me once said, “he has a face that begs to be beaten with a bag of dolphin cocks.”
 

Miami Dolphin cocks??

I'm just sayin'...
 

Between red and yellow in the visible spectrum lies this Douchebag. White Chocolate has had a Citrus makeover of epic proportions. And by epic, I mean diarrheatic anal leakage.

Her hypnotic stare makes me want to lightly slap the back of her head so that her glass eye pops out, and insert Lil' head into her skull repeatedly.
 

Unfortunately, after visiting White Chocolate's MySpace, I kind of have a soft spot for him, mainly because he knows how ridiculous he is. And again, being a white kid from Baltimore gives you -1 douche.

What a horrific day- I'm pulling up Ricky to even things out...
 

I always match my orange shirt with my orange swatch.
 

If Philip Seymour Hoffman fucked an orange...
 

My pee looked like this once after I got kicked in the balls
 

knock knock


"who's there?"


Orange


"Orange who?"


You are a fat stupid fuck.
 

Charming...

Makes me want to fuck Fish Slap!
 

DB1 is on fire today, and when I say fire I mean the scrotal fire that I am hoping this hot asian never feels from captain douchepump.
 

when did America's favorite White Gangsta turn gay? No straight man wears glasses like that. None. Elton John wears glasses like that.

Also, that is the kind of shirt that usually says "Thomas Excavating" or something on the back. And they are only that orange if you are the new guy. Well, new guy, when the lunch truck arrives - don't order the burrito.

On second thought - order two burritos.
 

Went the the jetsetmafia.com site.

Chock, I mean CHOCK full of scrote and douchette's.
 

Elastic Snap Hole -

May I add that he's a fat stupid fuck! Not the hott.
 

The more he evolves, the more he looks like Elton John.
 

White Chocolate looks like Fred Durst crossed with Guy Fierro clinging to a Tia Carrere wannabe hottie.

You could park a car in that buttchin.

Whaddadouche.
 

Oh fuck me, not White Chocolate again. He's like herpes; the gift that keeps on giving, even though you wish it would go away.

I'm not sure how much more of this douche I can take.

I'm gonna go throw up now...


Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

In lieu of orange skin brought on by fake tanning products, White Chocolate has (over)compensated.....in almost any and every other way.

Does he think if himself as a Dreamsicle? "Sick," yes, but tasty goodness, no. If the Quartasian thinks otherwise, then she's too far gone.
 

It's like someone yelled "Hey Koolaid!"
 

she is delicious third world beauty
he is orange shit
 

@darksock 12:56

...hilarious!
 

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she looks like she has 2 left eyes.
each from a different person.

That was good stuff...still laughing
 

As they say in Paris: douche l'orange
 

Thank you Zen Wizard...

I had just started to read the 45 comments to see if me pointing out the stupid ass coordination of glasses, shirt AND watchband was needed. Being early to the party you saved me a shit load of work to find out I was late to the party.

Fuck white chocolate and his orange EVERYTHING.
 

Looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina. Not the hott.
 

WTF...has noone commented on the size of that broads mitts?? that glass eyed vixen used to be a glass eyed buck. like ton loc once said, "sheena was a man."
 

Actually she is kinda cute. I noticed her on MySpace while bag hunting recently.

There is a number of photos of her with questionable sidekicks in there but none doucheworthy enough to forward to Db1.

Not even THIS ONE
 

Reminds me of a story Jim Boutin told in Ball Four about the guy who used to hire ex-Red Sox reliever Dick Raditz to come to his apartment and fire overripe oranges at his naked ass.

Orange, orange everywhere.....
 

Ok, let's see. Got me this color wheel, I match up my natural coloring and it lets me know JUST EXACTLY WHICH HUE WILL ACCENTUATE MY FLUSHED POTATO FACE.

Now, all I have to do is find some hot foreign woman to stand next to me. Ah, there's one now.

It's so easy, being douche.

(I think my monitor's orange pixel capability is all fried now).

--VS
 

Now I know what Tiger Balm is made from.
 

As the French would say -
Douche L'orange.
 

You know those ubiquitous orange cones that line the highways during road construction???
White Chocolate is the Mother of All Road Cones....
Makes me want to smash him with my HumVee. Again and again and again.
 

Yeowwwwweeee!!! The last time I saw orange that color was when I was taking Pyridium for a urinary tract infection and it turned my piss an oily orange!!!!!Puh-LEEZE, flush this scrote away!!
 

Could we all just bop him in the beam with a rotten tangerine and let it go at that?
 

douchetoevsky at 12:53PM...

If she has two left eyes, maybe he has two left balls.
 

i was never a fan of white chocolate..but now i am
 

Great balls of scary Krishna! Now I know the secret ingredient in Orange Glo.
 

Ya' know, L.L.Bean makes a rolling duffle this color...
 

Doucheous Scrotimus asked about his hair.

Yes, I can assure you he has orange hair. With bleached blonde roots. This guy spends WAY too much time at the hair salon.
 

Steve Zodiac...or at the finger-painting easel with all the other kindergarteners.
 

Anon 8:09pm -

Brilliant! I would echo something Massengill never spake by only adding:

"Douche L'orange!"
 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that glasseye is an Autumn and White Chocolate might be a Summer.


...
(which is coincidental, as my surgeons advise me my new Retinas will have healed in a year from now)
 

"creature said...
after 3 bags of cheetos, a 6 pack of NeHi & a box of orange Pixie-stix my stools look like this"

TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!
 

Orange you glad I'm a CHOAD!
 

eve his fingers are fat, what a fat dumpy ass punk.
 

ass chin to boot!
 

Watch out everyone, the orange oozze is spreading, already got on the poor fucker behind orange ass chin.
 

This guy should be sunkist on his jaw with a boulder.

His myspace: myspace.com/pjtevis

AND HE HAS A KID!

-Parker Lewis Cant Lose
 

Oh. My> God.

This piece of shit makes GATOR look like a nice guy. Go to his myspace. It is FILLED with pictures of him and blasts an assortment of craptastic rap music. It is completely despair inducing. He has a kid, lists himself as single, and wears shirts that say things like "I LUV STRIPPERS".

Pull the plug on America. It doesn't deserve to survive. Sorry gents, I would say you need to step up to the plate and improve your world now, before its too late. But, it's too late. Yer done.

It looks like he has every chesticled bleeth in Baltimore in tow. What a loser.
 

Who bleached Meat Loaf?
 

ATTENTION: the airport called, they are missing a big, orange windsock. Please return it to the airport. Whatever you do, DO NOT turn it into a shirt.
 

Really, there has to be a new classification of douches just for this rectal raider and turds like Fish Slap. Zombie Douches. If George Romero comes out with Night of the Living Douchebag, I know where he's gonna get his cast. They're like cockroaches, you can't kill 'em. Even the fabled Ludivico Treatment can't change them back to human. We're doomed.
 

Phillip Seymour Hoffman with a chinstrap.
 

Who IS this idiot?
 

He looks like my toilet bowl after I've had my multi-viamin for the day.
 

p to the j cant get a lay
aint got no wife
going nowhere in life
his girl is a tranny
she got a flat fanny
hiding her dick
she gives him a stick
he got her sum titties
but cant fool the kiddies
it was a cheapo boob-job
stace was once named bob
pjs a loser
looks like a meth user
his pussy n head are ginger red
this mutha-fucka is better off dead
 

our boy paul tevis jr here has recently moved to hollywood from bmore. why? well, i'm glad you asked! he fucked a black transvestite in early july, angering his tranny looking baby mama. she posted it all over myspace, took him back later and erased it..except for this lttle gem.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=40069224&albumID=53233&imageID=25318188

he agreed to move to los angeles partly because he was embarassed all over town and partly because he is a greedy, deluded bastard trying to pimp out his baby to child modeling agencies even though she, unfortunately, looks like him:(

you might be wondering, what kind of woman would actually date and have a baby with this orange turd. she pretends she works in the mortgage biz but was actually a low grade stripper...she is the blonde big-nosed skank (i believe third one)

http://thejoint.98online.com/kickapps/_Stripper-Olympics-Banana-Contest/video/292198/13306.html


she thinks she can model so she bought herself some boobies and some horse-hair extensions (unfortunately cant afford a nose job) and proceeded to enter and LOSE every bikini contest in town. armed with such success, she shaved 3 years off her age and convinced orange turd to pollute a whole new city..los angelinos beware!

white chocolate/orange turd has dabbled with the trannies many times before. he usually finds them on craigslist where he also tried to sell forty pairs of his size 7 shoes..google it, it's true! it's a running joke in baltimore that his baby-mama looks like a tranny as well..before she squeezed out the demon's spawn many where convinced this chick had a dick and pointed to her adam's apple as evidence.