I especially like the way he's glancing off to side. It's as if he's contemplating how much of a douche he really is.
 

when i see couples like this, it makes me want to print a 6 foot poster of them , stand across the street from the right-to-lifers who stand in front of the local planned parenthood with their own 6 foot posters, and scream through a police bullhorn "You think YOU'RE upsetting people?!?", "You think THAT's disgusting?!?".

-AC/Douchey
 

Why oh why is this stack-racked pygmy Latina fuck puppet shown posing with this Uberchoad at the 'suckfest' hotel from Reno911? This assclown looks like he's a semester removed from band camp. He's so gangsta that he took 4th place in state with his clarinet stylings, and by clarinet I mean bone-a-phone.
 

neckglasses hyper than ever
 

Lots of people can pee their names in the snow, but this guy can poop his.

realmenwearpantiestoo
 

I would bet that that's his mom and their standing outside of his new apartment. Or maybe that's outside her new apartment....
 

THEY'RE standing.

F@CK!
F@CK!
F@CK!
 

Poo. Just plain poo.
 

this broad needs a complete head transplant.... uh, on second thought just send me the torso, I'll still make it air tight, starting by gettin' busy on the neck cavity

the flaccid lil' peepee looks like he gets beat daily then gets sent to fetch salt fish for the Jamaican scratch hole posse
 

screamin hott stage-4 bleethe mized with....a level 4 douche...Ima hafta say Douche Factor 16, very high. Time to gargle with azax and vinegar, and eyewash with Long Beach seawater.
 

@ anon 4:18

You should scream instead that these people are why we should have the right to safe and legal abortion.

Without shmashmortions, people like these will have kids because they're too incompetent for BC. It will lead to a de-evolution of humanity fueled by Douchal Selection.
 

this grindle-sniffer was always picked last for kickball in elementary school.....
 

The hot mammacita better watch out-his bulging pecs might pop her implants. Oh wait, he's flatter than a 10 year old.
 

He either has fake, or well plucked brows.
 

Flat bill, slightly tilted Yankee's har

White sungalsses, hanging off of his ears

A good four inches of athletic boxer(?)

And a dochebaquette complete with skunk hair and with more silicon in her than a motherboard


Uber-Douche
 

I think the unbuttoned, open-fly jean shorts blast off this mess of a picture into a new stratosphere of douchiness.
What's worse is that she's sporting the same look...It's a shame those ass-ets go to waste on a twat like this guy.
 

Great Scott. Isn't this the embalmed douche from previous post? I thought that was a raven perched on his shoulder, and so I had to zoom in, at which point a distinct advantage of doing the ; comments in a pop-up was revealed: I can completely cover up the Santaria Zombiedouche side of the picture.

--VS
 

db1..you missed this one...should have been


New York Skankee
 

edward scissordouche
 

Douchebag Spartans?

Is that Cheri Oteri's cousin as Arianna the bleethed out douchebaggette?

I think she is cheering him on; a la "Spartans Summer Camp"

DJ
 

...this is powerful wrong, I cannot turn away. Is it douche, or is it just plain horrifying? What possible excuse could ...this... have for those pants? 'Heya babe, I'm wearing my dress boxers, just for you..."

This is where the blood is too confused to boil-- impeccable configuration on that hotchick.

I briefly let the thought of what this douchebag must look like from the posterior view, and have... become ...queasy.

--VS
 

Fugliest 'ho on the site yet.

His eyebrows are more waxed than hers.
 

I'd classify this as a classic trailer-trash 'bag.

My guess is these two will soon be featured on a new domestic dispute segment on an upcoming Cops episode. And it will be the highlight of their sad, sad lives.

And I will laugh.
 

I swear I can _smell_ this picture..he SAID he's MOVING on BUT HE'S NOT... oh no galuahhggghhmmmffuuuuggggahllhalhahaahhllll...bllargh...

--VS
 

Is it just me, or is her bellybutton abnormally high? Or did she get the bottom of her sternum pierced?
 

He's a retard and she needs to be fed some fuckin' red meat. Despite how loathesome he is, I'm sure with 1 bang, he could snap her like a twig.
 

Wow; something lower than Tila Tequila...Popov Top-Off? AssPain NightTrain? Scotch CrotchWatch? BeefEater...er...BeefEater??

creature - did you say ''Jamaican scratch hole posse''?

I love you.
 

Dear God, Stop playing these sick ass games with us...it's not even funny anymore...seriously.

P.S. This guy probably smells like pee
 

Can anybody read his side tat? I think it says "BELT" with an arrow pointing down. And yet, motherfucker still fails to properly operate a belt.

There's something about her I like: the neck down.
 

I think these chicks get conditioned at a very young age that the man they need to find when they grow up should resemble their abusive, ignorant, alcoholic, unemployed stepfather...Maybe I should just let myself go to shit, sag my pants, wear a stupid yankees hat with no bend, and maybe, just maybe I'll get a sexy little chica like her.
 

I am conjuring up images of STD's, welfare and anchor babies. The spic lost his shirt crossing the Rio Grande.
 

"New York Skankee" lols
 

Indeed, New York Skankee tops it al.
 

I dunno, the Cuban Yankee looks more like Obama dressed as a jockey, and she's wearing the polka dot silks in an unorthodox racing manner. But that little skirt of hers...It's even narrower than his underpants...I do like the dashes of red here and there, it really gets our attention.

As in red eyes crying from the scene of this douchbaggery, and wo dering what happened to my horsewhip which I misplaced the other day...damn, those things are expensive.
 

This is the worst I've seen in a while and a definite weekly contender, as is, a weekly contender for the rankest pile of poo. He exhibits all the charm commonly found in potty training classes for the developmentally disabled, i.e., Retards. The Motel 6 they are staying in will keep the lights on, and I am sure the 16 watt swirlie compact flourescent that hangs unadorned from the ceiling is far brighter and of greater intrinsic value than either of these pathetic sacks of protoplasm, calcium, and phosphorus. To call them garbage is an insult to the toxic waste dumps their parents mindlessly fucked in to create them in New Jerzeeee.

THere is no point to pointing out their innumerable offences against common decency and the innumerable generations of people who sweated, struggeld and died so we can live indoors and not have to go camping every day. To say they induce nausea is an insult to the kind art of regurgitation that fills so many birdies mouths with nourishment and so many toilets with budweiser and jagermeister. These people are such utter garbage, they are weekly, and possibly monthly contenders. Her boobs are so fake, I'm sure he and his buds bounce quarters off her tits to compete for pint glasses of Colt45. I hate them both. They induce despair.
 

arrrrr, matey! be there any treasure in yon sunken chest???

lol, look at the guy! i almost feel sorry for him, save for he's standing next to a ridiculously hot chick.

i think that's merely an accident tho as that outfit looks like he's looking to take a trip down a manhole.
 

There once was a douche named Skankee
Who's job was to suck off the Yankees

His Bleeth bitch cousin IT
Has crazy big tits

So I shoved him off the balcony, now thank me.


Sorry DB1, I've suffered with prelimericking all my life.
 

@Steve Zodiac

-clap- -clap- -clap- -clap-

Encore, Encore. Bellisimo!
 

@Steve Zodiac

-clap- -clap- -clap- -clap-

Encore, Encore. Bellisimo!
 

That chick is gross. Her fake rack probably weighs more than the rest of her combined.
 

just LOOK at the fucking motel they are in!!! He probably cleans it and she is probably a lost tourist.

I have been looking at this site for months. This guy is the new lowest standard to compare to.
 

I showed this picture to a surveyor today and he commented that you’d need two protractors, a compass and a 30-60 triangle to measure the direction of his sagging titties.

Take it from me, this man knows his shit.
 

Fernando rejoiced heartily within, knowing that once the chloroform set in, they’d have no trouble replacing his sister’s training bra with Rosalita’s supple, preformed underwire supports for his post-pubescent developing breasts.
 

Unfortunately, every time Ernesto clinched his anus to avoid soiling his brand new boxers with last night’s carne asada diarrhea, his pants slipped further towards his cankles.
 

Fortunately, he knew his ensuing late night encounter with Javier from Apt. 2-C would cleanse his rectum of all the fecal filth.
 

What a Yankee Doodle Douche
 

At first glance I thought I was looking at Adam-style neoclassical statues with fire-gilded bronze arabesque cartouches and red satin ivory escutcheons, but then I realize it's just mild hallucinations caused by the parasitic eye infection I contracted from viewing this pic.

It's even worse than when I suffered hair loss and/or discomfort from crab lice after coming in contact with the upholstery, pillows, and blankets at this particular motel.

I might even go blind. Which would save me from future viewings that could possibly make me feel more nauseated and lose bowel control irritating my intestinal parasites causing severe rectal itching, well then, I'm strangely ok with that.
 

@ Matt V 8:31...

"arrrrr, matey! be there any treasure in yon sunken chest???"

Laugh out loud funny.

This chick...

I don't care about the Greico Virus, I'd be willing to risk infection. She conjures filthy thoughts in my mind.

To quote The Bloodhound Gang...

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

We'd DEFINITELY do stuff only Prince would sing about.
 

typical yanker fan. not much in the old noggen. it looks like he's trying to figure out what to do next after breathing in. just a hint, YOU NEED TO EXHALE !
 

I'll pass it would be like picking on a retard.
 

He's that actor from the Sopranos: Joey Pants-less.
 

Douchebag is looking at his reflection in the window. Never seen anything like it before. Frozen stiff with shock, losing shitload in pants.
 

Secret Revelation...Hotts get boobie enhancements to top other Hotts, not to attract pleasing stares and manhandling by douchebags. This photo is living proof of that...but you gotta give 'em credit, their clothes do color-coordinate I'd never wear an AIX for a codpiece, however.
 

He looks like a douched out version of Dave Tango from Ghost Hunters.
 

Are we sure that his "cumberbund" isn't his colostomy bag retaining system?

He must be contemplating the squiggly things on the big flat green thing between the windows that we humans call room numbers on the door.

"Or did she get the bottom of her sternum pierced?" Perfect Mr. White, perfect.
 

Hey, shut up, I wear an ostomy bag, and it was no fun having Crohn's disease. Bag works. Shut your pie hole.
 

I think his armpit hair is Braided.
 

Crucial,
The only triangle I am thinking here is Bermuda triangle, a gret place to make him disappear. Forever.

She on the other hand is a French curve.
 

WTF is that thing around his neck? Perhaps it is a remote-control explosive neckbrace, filled with Semtex. If Man-Bitch ventures too far from the Pneumatic Puma, he explodes. We can only hope.
 

Wow Those look real.... Real fake
 

My doberman has more muscle tone than this sap.
 

Can someone explain why exactly they even bothered to put anything on over their suits? I mean half of her ass has got to be hanging out of that...skirt...thing. I don't know if it can be called a skirt if it doesn't cover your cooch. Here's a tip bleeth, leaving some to the imagination is a -good- thing. Like how I KNOW your boobs are fake, I KNOW you have extensions, and I KNOW your bf is a fucking douchebag. Go directly to FAIL, do not pass Go, do not collect stupid amounts of bling.
 

I'm THRILLED to see you posted the pic that I submitted. I am so proud to have made a small contribution to the ongoing and never-ending mockage of d.b.’s and their hotts. But two things:

1) New York Skankee probably would have been better. She is from New York. Went to high school in Westchester, near Yonkers, the Bronx, etc.

2) Her online handle on MySpace is Sicilian Barbie, hilarious in it’s own right and proof, that she is not a “stack-racked pygmy Latina fuck puppet” but rather a “stack-racked pygmy Italian fuck puppet.”
 

And people wonder why I want to move out of Florida. Sure there are plenty of georgeous plastic girls like this one, but the douchebags seem to have this hypnotic effect on them. By the time they realize they've wasted their lives chasing around morons like this, they're so burned out from all of the sun and partying that they look like that old lady who spends every night on the nickel slots in Vegas!
 

re: "Sicilian Barbie" -- on her MySpace, she lists her ethnicity as Latin/Hispanic... so really, she is "Retarded Barbie".
 

She looks more like a Sicilian Bratz doll, and let's just leave it at that. Damn trashy dolls, my granddaughter brings hers over here and they look like streetwalkers. The six year old AND the dolls.
 

I was so busy trashing Man Bitch that I forgot to mention Pneumatic Puma has BEAVER TEETH(tm). That's cuz the only thing her teefus do all day is gnaw on wood.
 

he must have really good drugs
 

fake tits that have more than a boob worth of room between them make baby Jesus cry.

Who wants to bet her nipples point straight up and out to the side at such an angle that short pedestrians she passes are likely to lose an eye on a cold day.

Only a dumb chick could make something worse out of a flat chest.
 

An ongoing anthropological study of douchebags:

doucheculture.wordpress.com
 

yeeech!
 

Jesus lord help us!! Why do you let things like this happen? I wish he fell off that balcony!