I just made a mental image of Jesus as a douchebag, hilarious. Hope He doesn't take it to personally, but with all the shit He's been through I'm sure he has a decent sense of humor.
 

Thanks for this important delineation of this subspecies that appears to be growing in prevalence.

I blame Goldberg the wrestler. Not to his face; but I blame him.
 

I can’t help but blame Christ as the originator of "Jesus Bling" and can just hear Yakov Smirnoff saying, “In Biblical Jerusalem cross wears you!” And yes, I am going to Hell!
 

Yes, the Moses Bling is becoming more prevalent in the southwest also.
 

let's not forget the super Yid-bag... sporting dangly macrame (white) belts, crocheted "yamaha" caps or fedora, flashing the cash their poppas make sellin' diamond ( or CZ) bling, that pollute the Wilshire district.... they also drive like shit!

"Live Strong"..."Die Douchebag"
 

PLEASE SOMEONE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG:

But isn't it against the Judaic faith to have your body altered and scarred with a tattoo for instance?


And yet he sports a nice star of David "bling" to show just how much of a devoted dewish bag he is...


I don't know maybe its just me...

I went to Queens College in Flushing, NY. The whole school is flooded with Dewish Bags...way too many for me to count...
 

I think "Live Strong" would be "L'Chaim SHTARK!" in Yiddish.
 

@ jonathon

Actually, in an interesting counterpoint to Judaism, the Dewish faith requires one's body to have a retarded Lance Armstrong tattoo, or one cannot be buried in a Dewish cemetary.

Oy!
 

Thank goodness Lance Armstrong came up with the "Live Strong" bracelets - the Dewshbagel now has a motto by which to live. For as with his clothing style, he still has absolutely no reason to think for himself.
 

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Many thanks Rabbi Schlomo, after consuming numerous Hebrew Nationals without mustard (it is the Sabbath), and brushing up on my Aramaic, let us read from the Book of Pfah Chapter 20:

1. Thou shalt not tilt thine yamaka more than ten degrees to the left or to the right. Backwards is ok.

2. Thy Star of David Bling shalt not be more than one fingerbreadth in diameter. And only one at a time, yea that means you, you know who you are.

3. Do not commit adultery, unless thy hott is totally worth it, and she keeps you true to this list.

4. Remember Black Sabbath and keep them holy.

5. Thy life's goal should be to own all of the diamond stores on 47th Street between Fifth and the Avenue of the Americas.

6. Do not steal. Why wouldst thou steal when ye owneth all of the diamonds in North America?

7. Do not take the name of Pfah in vain. Unless ye are in discussion about which VW model is the best.

8. Do not become a rapper. Thy skin is too pale, and thy balance is unstable.

9. Honor your father and your mother, by moving out of their basement already!

10. At any time upon seeing his mug, thou shalt scream at the top of thy lungs (or type in all caps) FUCK FISH SLAP!

11.Xenu wept.

Got all that browitzki?

Amen.
 

I don't think he qualifies. She's got more douche happening than he does.
 

I don't think he qualifies. She's got more douche happening than he does.
 

"Part skeezy douchechoad/part circumcised club prince"

This entry was worth it for that line alone.
 

Verklempt Federline
 

According to the plot of a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode, a Jewish person cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetary if they are tatted. Livestrong douche is going to be buried with the goyem.


Choad the Douche Sprocket
 

He looks like Andy Petitdewche.

She looks like candy.

This is the way most of my dates ended up when I was younger D-Bag; up against a wall with our arms over our heads.

This was always right before I was served with the obligatory restraining order.
 

Hey, DB1, I'm headed to LA this week for several days of partying for my sister's 50th wedding anniversary, so I'll be sure to go baghunting. In my humble opinion, LA bags far outweigh midwestern bags, as they are far more loaded down with smogscrotechoad. This Dewish Bag looks more like an ad for Kosher Kitsch-en. Who'd a thunk "Live Strong" would replace Pareve??? And she is a Kosher Kitten. Brrrrgrrrowwwrrrr! Purr purr purr purr. Here kitty, kitty..
 

Live strong young douche, live strong....

I like the fact that he is so confident in his douchitude that he has his abs permanently exposed. That's got to qualify as an advanced move only learned by the upper echelons of scrotedom.

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

i know a ton of these guys and yes they're kinda douchey, but you can't blame them for using the star of david bling if they only want jewish girls.
 

She is a an unattainable semitic goddess of family wealth and stature.

He is my pal Stewy that could drink as much as my Irish friends but was polite enough to keep his puke on his own shoes.
 

@2:04 Chowda ..

I think he looks more like Tony Romo
 

I wouldn't even know how to begin to wear multiple shirts in so poor a fashion.
 

mmmmm. . . semitic librarian hotts. . . *gargle gargle*
 

I concur, Dewbags and Dewbaguettes are out there in force. I've gone to school with 1 or 6.
 

Wow he is like SOOO with it - I bet he listens to RAP MUSIC, and was first turned onto it by THE YIDDISH PEOPLE and their song "Kosher Delight"

Oi Hoi higgety -

"Some people say I'm just a schmoe,
but my name is really gifilte joe!
Take it away Yusele...

Hotels!
Motels!
Condominiums!
I own a place in Brooklyn Heights
and I own a place in da Shlums!"
 

That hott has me so distracted, I can't even summon the mental power to insult the Dewish. Oh my God. The Jewish Hott. A very special kind of Hott. Much like the Italian Hott.

At any rate, I'm quitting my job as a personal trainer and going into Dewish hunting full-time.
 

trihardist

do you trim hedges?
 

The tattoo over his other nipple says "Never Pay Retail"...

badump tish... I'm here all week...try the veal...

--VS
 

whats douchey about dying on a cross for million sof people because of dews? somoene clarify for me.


but F this guy...
 

*Whats douchey about getting beat up, crucified, and dying for millions of people? Someone clear this up.

It should be those money grubbing, hollywood, corporate controlling America "dews"

So according to this website, dying for salvation and getting killed by dews is Douchey...

what about:

Hollywood, sub prime loans, Jim Cramer, "dews" thats not douchey at all??


But nonetheless F this guy.
 

id felate a donkeys mother,
just to sit on crucials face for one mili second....mmmmm

crucial....
 

she gonna be his ge'felt-up fish

ahhh anon 6:04 glad to see I'm not the only one hammered tonite.

absinthe- hallucenigen aspect highly ovr rated. 140 proof aspect highly under rated. tastes like Aqua Net'' kicks like janet reno 911

o me livre
 

He is farkakt smahe and needs another circumcision, this time of about four inches.

She is schein gemin.
 

If Rebecca Hottowitz is indeed Jewish, then fellatio is not in the offing.
 

self deception knows no bounds... I'm certain if long haired sandal guy could see y'all today he'd say, "siily folks, pray for rain, you'd have a better chance than salvation!"... that & "fuck fish slap!"
 

he's a total jewchebag.
 

Christianity:

the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was born without being conceived first and is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a mystical fruit from a magic tree.......

Riiiight.

And what is Judaism?

The belief that one should be waiting for a cosmic jewish zombie who was born without being conceived first and is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a mystical fruit from a magic tree.......

It all makes so much sense...
 

SZ @ 8:08:

You sir, have hit the proverbial nail on the head.

And by nail I mean bang this gal before the marriage to the rich dentist and the post-childbirth tummy tucks, chin lifts and boob jobs.
 

I don't give a shit if he's a dewshcebag or not, anyone, and I mean anyone who wears his shirts like that deserves the death penalty.
 

Not sure (and to lazy to do the research), but does Portman's Yeti qualify? Yes, we know he's Bag, but the other part.
 

Lots of famous Dewish bags: Gene Simmons, David Lee Roth, Howard Stern...be careful, though Howard would be the type to promote your site!
 

See, here’s the thing:

I consider myself a person who ‘live’s strong.’ I mean, I get up early, drive a few LA miles to work, spend 8-10 hours way up in the office monitoring my staff; I come home, throw some seafood on the BBQ, play with my kid for a few hours and turn in for the night.

And by all that, I mean I make sure my guys coordinate with their engineers and get the permits pulled on time, make sure the shrimp’s not overcooked, walk the baby around the block, soak everything in a sauce of Maker’s Mark, and above all else…

I vigorously and promiscuously monitor my staff.
 

Oh, and if Darksock doesn’t share the recipe to his absinthe then I’m leading a revolt.
 

And Anon 6:04pm –

You must have got the wrong website address for Crucial Conflict’s website
 

crossing the line there "Rabbi"

Christian need their own anti-defamation league. Although with some of the other commenters I am sure Jesus had a great sense of humor.
 

Space Balls reference so early in the week? Guess you caught it on TBS too DB1
 

Yeah, I'm gonna have to give Jesus the nottadouche pass, Shlomo
 

Don't forget South Florida, esp. Boca south to Coral Gables! Teeming w/ DewishBags, native & NY/NJ/LI transplants.
 

Don't you know that even the slightest of jew mockery will earn you the title of anti-semitic, neo-nazi, thatwantstokillsixmillionjews?
 

Does that make her a Dewish Princess?
 

Didn't check the previous comments, but has anyone else picked up on the fact that this douche was too cheap to spring for the $1 yellow wristband and TATTOOED "LIVE STRONG" ON HIS CHEST!!!???

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick this guy makes me want to beat a koala with a ball peen hammer.
 

Crucial...

There nothing like the career of the architect, monitoring your daily plans and elevations.

And working with all those CADS at the same time.
 

Matisyahu would certainly be an example of a Dewish-Bag. He is all that is scrote.
 

Anyone who attended the University of Maryland at College Park within the last twenty years is familiar with the Dewish Bag. Thank you for providing photographic evidence.
 

fuck you
 

IM this guy ur talking about btw sfu srsly like totally,fuck your mtohers.i ll find you all and fkn kill yous
 

mothjerfuckers. who the fuck is this site btw. myfriends told me aboiut it and im fknhella pssed motherfuckers
 

thats my fkn picture motherfuckers.im fkn sfpissed now. fcuckers
 

The comments just took a turn for the awesome.

If the Dewish-bag is actually reading this, I have advice for you pal: go rummage under the sink until you find some Dran-O. Drink the whole bottle. Report back here and let us know how that worked out for ya.
 

at the end of the day we're laughing all the way to the bank. So at the end of the day make fun of the guy who employs your mommy and daddy & puts food in your mouth. Sounds like a real dewish bag to me CHUMPS
 

I escaped the East Coast before I cot Jewched up, and thank G-d. Guys like this schmuck are why women now tell me, "once you go Jewish, you'll wish you stayed with black." I mean, it's got nothing to do with me, right?





...right?
 

Community Colleges on Long Island are a breeding ground for people like the Messr. Todd Bass, seen above.

Tell-Tale signs, common attributes and binding similarities include (but are not limited to): selling “trees”, ed hardy shirts, 18 dudes together for bottle service, club promoting, excessive profanity, armani exchange apparel, “AXE cologne”, disdain for their peers who make their own money, delusions of grandeur regarding their future and lack of financial knowledge pertaining to family wealth.

While it may be likely that some of your parents work for his; this kid will certainly work for you.

Oh and for the record, Wall Street certainly breeds a more polished, refined and educated D-Bag; levels above anyone who’s photo appears on this site... please avoid the comparisions