Alaska's lieutenant governor?
 

right on, DB1.
 

DB1, the uniter, not the divider. And by divider, I mean "Yes, lean away, lean far away Grapealicious! Lest whatever has nested in this douchebag's hair take it's venal claws to you!"

I christen this douchebag The Choadacabra. And, by christen, I mean what a freaking douchebag. Exemplary douchetag, chinpubes, and delightfully 'bus boy by day, not quite a fauxhawk partier by night' coif. And is it a wristwatch, or a house arrest transmitter bracelet?
--VS
 

The only divisions here are those found between boobies.

And oh boy, a lot of boobs took offense to the earlier post.

BOOBIES

DOUCHEBAGS
 

@vinny scumbaglia...

Ya beat me to it!!!

House arrest transmitter bracelet.
 

That looks like Edward Norton made up to look like a Latino. Makeup FAIL
 

I couldn't agree more DB1, and mocking is my middle name. Ok 'Claude Van' is my middle name but hey who cares...on with the show!

Since Mark Anthony embraced the priesthood, no hott is safe, and no collar can lay at rest. For he is the King of the Bile.

Now for Cleopatra here, I would pay ten million sesterces to be taken to Rome and have The Pear inserted into my anus while being Quartered by the finest thoroughbreds in the land, just to have my bones eaten by dogs who's feces would fertilize the fig tree who's figs would be shipped to Egypt for consumption by Cleopatra who is the Queen of the Nile.

Cause I'm a martyr like that. But only for her.
 

Vote for Pedro.
 

Why do the last two posts look like the many faces of X-Lax?
 

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.


....

what a hott.
 

ufo:

Vote for Pedro? Pedro lacks political experience.

((Covers head))

Some deep cleavage from a pendulous titted brunette with librarian glasses or a petite Asian massage parlor girl or maybe even a Latina with huge areolas would get the 'bag hunters back in the swing.

What's up with all the political lurkers on this site anyway?
 

Politics, schmolotics. We can all sit in a circle and sing Kum-ba-yah, or bomb some 3rd world nation. I don't care either way. A well-written, hilarious post bashing a couple political candidates is okay in my book. And McCain is mock-worthy.

Now Purple-dress sex kitten here has yet to figure out how to mock the 'bag. But someday, Purple, you will look back on this photo and weep for your lost youth.
 

she's not perfect, but that is part of her charm. i'd go so far as to label her an ethereal hott. the look in her eyes begs you to take the hott challenge.

douche otoh has achieved something spectacular. there really is no such thing as a "good" fauxhawk, per se. he has, however, managed to achieve the "worst" fauxhawk. norly.

that thing is epic.

the pose of said douche screams, "mount me from behind", while at the same time exposing what i think may be dogtag jesus bling.

add spray on tan, sloowwwly mix in oversize square watch and collar over the suit and let bake for 30 minutes.

and out of the oven you have a fresh baked uberdouche. even mccain bows down to his maximum douchosity. and by bows down i mean gobbles douchefase's taint.
 

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Let's unite! DB1 for President!!!!

Hail to the Chief!!!!
 

ya'll rub me on yo gums widda circular motion
 

Grape is staring at you with the absolute promise of ecstasy. And by stare, I mean from the Lithuanian "starinti" - to stiffen. I believe that Choadarino simply leaned in and poached on the picture to show off his thumb ring and his permanent hairstyle from continuous toilet swirlies for his uncureable doucheness.
 

poo bag
 

If you fuck a pig's liver it really feels just like chicken.

And I'm not even kidding.
 

Rant on DB1 rant on, politics doesnt stop douchiness, no matter what the side.

As for the hot, I'm willing to accept the existence of that douche if it means we get to see that sweet little thing. And by sweet I mean tied to a bed with red rope licorice, in a Sailor Moon costume.
 

You know, I bet this fool combs his hair like this to cover up some gigantic ears.

Them ears would make Eeyore blush.

Sultry brunette makes lil' head flush with hemoglobins... You know, globs of hemo's and shit. Twwwangg!
 

later, Sly Stallones bastard son by mud monkey, dry humps sides of beef in preparation for turning his fudge tunnel into a holster for Apollo Creeds chocolate brownie buster....

God I love mixed metaphors!
 

Dudes,


I think this is X lax. I am questioning my sobriety. This pic may be the first in db1's series of X lax pics. The series of pics I speek of has never been seen. It begins early this week. It is the evolution of a scrote.
 

MESSAGE FROM WORLD POLICE: First, we must make you look Middle-Eastern......

Now suck my cock!
 

Here's something you don't hear everyday, "I would like to see the Govenor naked." Wow, that's weird.

Enough politics, we're all f@cked anyways. Now back to HCWDB. Someone get this guy a mirror, shaver, and a tailor. Hurry, before my eyes are sucked into my head, and my lungs collapse from giggling like a school-girl.

Hopefully he resides in New Orleans, can't swim, and has not reproduced. And when I say reproduced I mean had sex, ever.
 

Gary Johnston says to the other terrorist, "I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I can help out."
 

she has that Priscilla Presley squint, the kind that says "I'm looking tough as nails because, well, I really have no idea." Her dress says femm, but her rhetoric says "Duh".

Douche boy has his collar over his jacket, which has been a sign of scrotery since the mid 1970s. He is poo.
 

Haha, that reminds me of the couple I saw at the mall yesterday. A pretty blonde with a gangsta wannabe. It cracked me up and I thought of this place.
 

"Say hello to my little friend"
 

In this country, you gotta make the bad hair cut first. Then when you get the bad haircut, you get the choad chin pubes. Then when you get the choad chin pubes, then you get the women.
 

DB1 - there won't be any false balance with political bags? Aw c'mon, hook a brutha UP! I sent you a pic last week of hound-dawg face John Kerry holding a Ubiquitous Red Cup partying with a half-dozen hotts. Surely that deserves an airing on HCwDB?

Meanwhile, this Scarface wannabe looks like he's old enough to be her dad. And if he's from Arkansas that means he's also doing her. Is that a baby bump I see? She musta shaid 'ello to daddy's lil' fren' !!
 

DB1, the great communicator reborn!

I can't tell if the "hott" is a dude in drag, or one of those wax museum statues of Cher.

But the choad is a scrote. He smells of poo.
 

that is one delicious hott
 

he reminds me of john mccain.

-haberdouchery
 

David Brenner Douchespawn??
 

I bet his dorky necklace has a secret compartment where he stores cocaine, because nothing attracts a bleeth like a little nose candy.
 

This douche looks like a pouting onion.

She looks like she'd have a hard time cleaning those beautiful tresses after taking a facial.

But hay, she's a gamer if she's with the onion.
 

This douche makes me want to strangle a kitten for being that close to Grape hott.

I would let a retarded midget knee cap me just to get one hour alone with Grape.
 

Vincent truly loved Maria, thigh-stumps and all.
 

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Fear not, DB Prime, the wave of fearful hate from the nervous right-wing trolls will pass, and they shall retreat back into the depths to ogle the Hotts from afar. Stick to your guns; if a politician is photographed with a Hott, he belongs here. There is no division!
 

There will be no peace when our nation's heroes are mocked. How many of you would have been on the first plane out of Vietnam in order to stop the daily beatings of the VC? Not John McCain. He insisted those who had been tortured longer should be released.
 

In the spirit of unity on this site I would slap myself in the face with a slimy sea bass just to punch that douche in the gut and smell her hair.