now THAT'S a kickable face!!!
 

This man is red. On Mars he’s known as the Invisible Man.
 

If I am not mistaken that is Lake Havasu..crystal cove to be exact. It is doucheville on the water but some girls gone wild shit. I will be there with some hotties this weekend and will definitely come back with some material. Hopefully no one takes a pic of me and sends it in.
 

What on God's green earth is that crap on his arm? It's like he asked the tattoo artist to ink him up with a notebook doodle.

My favorite douchebags are the ones that are semi-flabby. They aren't anything special or desirable for any reason, but they don't know that yet.
 

More boatbags, more boatbags, and a majestic scro-tilla shall (dis)grace the waves of Choaden Pond...
 

This guy is a...well, he's a crafty ol' son of a bitch.

I'll call him Walter.

AV
 

Billy Ray is even more of a douche than he was when he oggled Jane Fonda in the movie.
 

girlie in the back looks non-plussed at this display, or maybe she just can't remember where she set her Red Cup down.
 

Thoreau also bravely wrote while living at Choaden Pond, “Rather than tatts, than boats, than bud light, give me truth.”


Too bad ol' David passed on before DB1 could enlighten him.

Too bad indeed.
 

Ted, the Human Nipple.
 

I didn't know Nick Hogan was out of prison.
 

It's a rodeo of choads, a Choadeo if you'd allow, and the bucking douche in the background has been roped with a pearl necklace by "Red Hat Lance the assless chaps wearing cowpoke".

Quick!! Snap a photo of the money shot on Lance's tongue before it's absorbed.

I can't for the life of me explain why there are bleeths of any kind in this photo. Can anyone?

Are these fellahs their makeup/hair team?
 

mmmMMmMmmm, bbBbouunncinng bbooooobbbieess.

Iii'm Micchaeeel J... fffFooxxx, aand I apppprrovveee ttthisss mmmesssssaggge....
 

Oh Jesus!

jesus fish tattoo that is.
 

I have been to the many lakes many times, and I have yet to see bleeths of this caliber at any time.

I must be doing something wrong.

O, so very wrong.
 

Aside from the hastily-done tatoo, I don't think these dudes are choads. Yeah the girl's sg's are somewhat skankish and her hand sign rubs me the wrong way, but that's not really that bad.

I would be willing to bet that all four of them have jobs.

Just some good ole boys. Much better than the 3rd world welfare filth that I've seen on here lately.

-Mountain Dewsh
 

Where the hell is Jason Vorhees when you need him? Or at least that killer oil slick from Creepshow 2?
 

Hey, man, remember that tab of acid I've been saving?

Yeah.

I dropped it.


DON'T GET OFF THE BOAT!
 

He no doubt wore his red hat to match his red cup.
 

dude is only mild tool.

hot shows kissy face, and hand gesture. she is the true face of douche. the guy from the QA department is in the back, waiting for the real kodak moment.
 

well...i always clip MY bud light to my dog-tag necklace unless the water is REALLY calm. The disembodied hand holding the digital camera is a little reminiscent of The Last Supper. I think this photographer is a misunderstood genius and is bordering on Da Vinci skill-level. Clearly, the 'baguette feeding on earlobe is just a hooker who has redeemed herself to a very limited extent. Her fingers form the shape of the sacred feminine. One can only hope that this IS their last supper in the hopes that mankind will be saved by their 'departure'.
 

Say hello to HCwDBotW nominee number one
 

Geometrically - yes I can use that word here. This picture is some Escher-esque action.

If that is that semi-hot's two fingers then she can give a mean BJ/HJ with a wicked neck rub at the same time....

I'm in agreement anon 9:38am; it's Nick Hogan out of Prison, maybe he wants her to massage his prostate for old times sake

DJ
ps - at anon 9:45am; almost funny but there aren't any top/side or bouncing boobies here
 

Fred durst anyone?
 

Nick Hogan? Going for an at-sea fatality now?
 

An ongoing anthropological study of douchebags:

doucheculture.wordpress.com
 

Drinkable bling! Genius! Who would've thought the Choad could exhibit such mental prowess.

Kelly here, apparantly a biology major demonstrates what her other hand is achieving: The inverted Cancer fish up the ass tongue ejection reaction.
 

He definitely reminds me of every awful band from the mid-to-late 90s. I also like the fake nails on ms. pouty lips.
 

No,no,no. You guys are WAY off. With that hand gesture, she's letting you know that for two bucks, he'll lick your asshole too.

realmenwearpantiestoo
 

I believe the exposed tongue says moron more than douche... it is the retard signal for "I have to poo"

yank on the tongue & dot it's eyes, it will surely vacate it's bowels
 

Good L-RD in Heaven.

Do more-or-less 'Christian' tattoos give one some cosmic/karmic license to be rotten examples of humanity?

Or do they simply assuage the guilt?

Or do they simply attract the sort of women that this group of boat-douche has apparently attracted?

Because if they do……..
 

Norman..you old poop...
 

hell-lo brunette. Got the french tip manicure I see. Gotta be high maintenance, but those have gotta feel great scratching on your back.

Hey dude with the Bud Light necklace, move out of the way! I think I see cameltoe behind ya.
 

Need a hat like that on a day like that, dontcha Fungus Tongue? Really should get that checked out.

Too much being covered up/cropped off in this pic, but this is a pair o' steamin' scrotonic choadladytes for sure. First Mate Droolcup follows up with a bit o' the smarmlip, arrrrhh.

I must always ponder, has anyone ever wanted to see anyone else's tongue in a photograph? I mean, besides hers.

--VS
 

Jonzey,

I'd tell him to finish the fishy tat by filling it in with DARWIN. Then direct him back to the nearest swamp so he can crawl back in.
 

No thank you.
I use toilet paper.