I'm betting he's gay, judging by that eye liner and weak grasp around the hispasian Anna Paquin.
 

Mr. Potatohead 'bag!!!


and bbbbbooooooooobieeees!!!!!!!!!
 

Correction:

Cookie Puss 'Bag


and bbbbbooooooooobieeees!!!!!!!!!
 

" He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow. "
 

Shes very cute. He grosses me out on so many levels.
 

It's friggin Subzero from the Running man!
 

Let go of the nice lady! Bad Shamu! No fish for you today!
 

@b: It's like Sputnik. Spherical, yet quick-pointy in parts.

Heed! Boobies! Now!
 

Just look at Exeter's son; how he's let himself go. I'm glad Exeter died in that crash, so he didn't have to see this.

It's no wonder Metalunan society collapsed.
 

The plucked 'brows, eye liner, douche patch, pear shaped head on steroids, 1990 metalhead tee.....

...god damn, someone poke my eyes out.
 

Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
 

At least the Hott has some common sense. She's using her Inflat-O-Boobs like boat fenders to keep a safe distance away from this feculent turd from the Augean stables.

Augggh! Ian nailed the eyeliner. That doughy punching bag grasping the Hott actually tweezed its eyebrows too! Looking down further, it also appears that this Pillsbury Doughbitch shaved its arms to complete the look. I can only assume that the chin pubes are real actual pubes from the underside of its boyfriend's balls, stuck on there with dried, crusted man-juice.

I think I'm gonna throw up now....
 

Some people should just embrace their dorkiness and not try to douche it away.

You catch more flies with lightsabers than with huge noggins and affliction t shirts.
 

I'm giving this one a pass since I think there's something wrong with him.

Props to Darksock for the MST reference.
 

After a brief stint on The View, Rosie O' Donnell explored her masculine side actress Jennifer Lopez.
 

What a spicy hot panini. Damn.
 

She's not hugging him; she just entered the gravitational field of his head.
 

should have had a "with" in there, but I was blinded by the dull haze reflecting off "Rosie's" pasty forehead.

Rosie fucked the Stay Puff Man, and their offpring donned a bad pantsuit, tennis shoes, and scaled the Chrysler Building belching fire.
 

I didn't know Liza Minelli and Brother Berengar of Arundale had a son.

http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0091605/24700.jpg
 

This guy waited on us at PF Chang's once. He wore eyeliner then too.
 

Quiz of the week-

Which covers more surface area?


a)Megahead's face

b)Orange tank top panface in Where's X-lax?

c)Jupiter
 

That's one crucial head.

I'd pay to see him stand in a wind tunnel.
 

this guy's no threat, just gay. Probably gives a good haircut
 

She HAS to be paid to pose.

Or he has a LOT of money.

Or TONS of coke.

Or a HUGE dick.

Fuck it, I bet he has a ton of money which allows him to buy a ton of coke, Enzyte and pay her to pose with him.
 

Augustus Gloop never really recovered from the childhood trauma of being sucked up the chocolate pipe.

The mohawk, the eyeliner, the cut 'n' shut bapface. They were all simply cries for help.
 

"She HAS to be paid to pose.

Or he has a LOT of money.

Or TONS of coke.

Or a HUGE dick."

-------------------------

Nope, he has U.S. Citizenship.

Fucking wetbacks.
 

I postulate that DB1 tracks down Megahead and Orange dress and make them mate.

I must assume we will then be blessed/cursed with the human with the Guinness Book of World Records record for cranium size.

His mom would die in childbirth, of course.
 

@Anon 8:24...

I hope you have a daughter and she marries a "wetback"
 

He looks like The Only Gay in the Village:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IyhHC0k0Bs
 

Baby Douchey!!!

I wonder if he knows how to work his Ironman digital watch?
 

Woe, I've never seen a tub of shit with makeup on it before.

Or a hott that would actually touch it.

Pardon me while I slap a little old lady upside the head.

AV
 

@Anon 8:24

Shut up, you tiresome fuck.

Having said that, I would make her back wet.
 

@Anon 8:24

Awwwwwww - did someone get passed over for head fry cook position again?
 

Okay, okay. So this guy has a big forehead and a couple of overt signs of douchiness, but I'm actually willing to give this guy a not-a-douche pass. In fact her Bleethiness outshines his douchosity. As exhibit 1, I note her kissy lips douche-face and his humble smile. He actually looks like a nice guy, albeit somewhat of a putz. She's the one whose look screams "look at me!" and not just because of her wonderfully perky boobies either.
 

All hail Jabba the Scrote...
 

I'm gonna side with Douchey McDouche and give Megahead a pass. He's sincerely happy that the Bleeth knows he's alive. Most likely he has no idea what horrors he's in store with, letting her have access to his address and credit card information. Let him have his moment.

Good on you, Megahead, good on you.
 

She looks more douchey than he does.

What is up with that?
 

Nice to see Steve from SmashMouth still riding the gravy train of doucheness
 

Nice to see Steve from SmashMouth still riding the gravy train of doucheness
 

Megahead is smuggling something across the border in his keester right now. Most likely it's a giant load from his pluckist, Ramon. It's true, deal with it.

She is hot, too hot for words except these: I would contemplate sloppy seconds after Magic Johnson with her providing I could have a lead condom arc welded to my schvantz and a coating like the Blue Man Group's head makeup applied to all of my remaining exposed areas.

That girl is rockin'. And by rockin' I mean boobies.
 

that's the fattest skeleton I've ever seen... must be an x-ray of Plinky's mom

Miss I wear my nightgown to the club could suck my liver through my sphincter with those kissy lips
 

Let's not overlook the multiple finger rings (including 2, count em 2, thumb rings). I would be willing to wager that he is wearing black nail polish too.
 

why is SHE with HIM?

although that's a question I ask a lot when looking at these pics.
 

I haven't busted out laughing at any 'bag this much since Millenium Bag.

I want Megahead in the weekly.
 

I could probably see my future on that huge forehead of his...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

Goddamn it, Droopy wins a Weekly and all the chubbags decide they want their props.....?

His sister is trying hard to help him out here, of course. Blood is thicker than douche.
 

oh my god, its the fish that will smith played in the shark's tale

http://www.gameoutlet.se/products/products_img/PC30139/a.jpg
 

Tailgunner - call the ball - I'm landing on your forehead!
 

He's not gay, he's with a Mexican prostitute. 30 bucks tops for that one probably.

3 days later, go see the doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

only true heads know about that line.... anyone?
 

him, the definitive fat head... her, dirty nasty slut. doncha love it?
 

He's got something smeared on his chin from dinner.
It appears to be shit.
 

douche bag fasho!
 

while his head is shaped unfortunately like the number 8, i cannot exclude him from the ranks of the douche.

not to mention, hubba hubba - that chick is about 10x hotter than any hott we've seen here since the hourglass.
 

Thank God his mammy died givin' birth, if she'd seen him now, she'd die o' shame.
 

jcvd:

Heh heh nice Coen Bro's quote
 

is he wearing make up????
 

What a fat pussy! Not the hott.
 

I can't stop laughing!

Jesus Christ, I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!
 

lol..he's holding on for dear life! he's probably locked his rings together so there's no escape for the hott.
 

megahead for weekly
 

something about kissy lips reminds me of an anus...not attractive
 

Shouldn't this guy be at the buffet?