The hott is an occasional pleasure but a douche is always a douche.
 

Tangled in Poo II
 

I think I actually hate Shocka-Con the most out of the 4.
 

I've been this chick before. "hey there's a hot chick, let's go take a picture with her...."
 

Douchetallica?
 

Kim 3:30, how's your ass doing? I would use it as my body pillow after gnawing on it for an early Labor Day dinner.

Holler back yo. ((Orel hits himself)) It appears I'm coming down with a case of douche this weekend
 

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O-baby, it's a little sore from squatting 60lbs yesterday
 

Dude! As a long time Cypress Hill fan, I'm super offended by the comparison of mark 4 to anyone in the Hill!
 

And Kim, don't forget from taking my...
 

Not too worried about the douches, except for meat puppet in the middle. It appears he may prevent me from sexually harassing his cousin Inez.

That sultry Latina was of the delicious variety of hott/bleeth once moderately attainable if one wandered to the 626/SGV.

Damn I miss being the white guy at The Hop.
 

Shirly posed uneasily with the winner and runners-up of the cherry-bomb tossing contest.
 

Several states have already made it a crime to use a cellphone while operating a motor vehicle. After seeing this, I would like to see similar legislation passed banning the use of digital cameras ANYWHERE!
 

@darksock

"Douchetallica"...hahaha man looking at this picture 'Kill em all' comes to mind.
 

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Marks Brothers? More like the Richard Marx brothers.
 

When the mangled douche version of Mel Gibson came up and said "Can I get your picture?" she didn't count on the rest of his short bus posse getting in on the shot.
 

One foot long for Mark #2. I hate mattress tags too.

Honey Bunches of Scrotes
 

Douche Superscrote

A real ...sausagefest there.
try'na grab a grope of something
She's hott
Lot of choadeleons out there
try'na scrote up
Anytime a hottie comes along
Need a pic with her in sight,
Don't happen everynight...

So you wanna be a douche superscrote
And grope hott douche tags, big Douche Bag
Comin uppinna world you need that Axe spray
Gotta wax your eyebrows most everyday

....

yes, i'll admit it...

--VS
 

while we're on the subject of admitting it, bought The Book today. I have not delved deeply into it just yet, but did peruse and found amusement.

What I did not find was a mention of ol' Vinny in the Acknowledgements section, but that's ok, because my interjections were over a fairly brief period about a year ago and the author did indicate that if he forgot anyone, he was an "alcholic douchewank".

So in no way do I hold it against ADW1.

--VS
 

@ Orel:

This looks more like Black Angus , City of Industry circa 1991. You can almost hear "I like Big Butts " blaring in the background as 200 dudes think of the perfect opportunity to rabbit punch that striped shirt enigma in the middle so they can brag about laying out a big guy.
 

It looks to me like Sen-Douche on the right is playing a little defense on his girl. Or maybe it's his cousin. Judging by his square head and resemblance to half the cast of 10000 B.C. maybe she's his girl AND his cousin.

Scrote in the middle rocks the greasy fauxhawk the neck bling, the half open shirt, the spray on orange, the thumb ring, AND the doucheface. He could be a hall of famer with that skill set.

The Shocker looks like Johnny Damons evil twin.

I think the guy on the left doesnt necessarily qualify as a bag. While he is throwing up his douche et for the camera and rocking some beads, he may be too pale and weak looking to achieve d1 status.

Hott looks like a girl I dated in high school and still think about when I jer ERRRRRR take 25 minute showers... those eyes...
 

Shocker and Head are definitely cuddling up on each other. It's gotta be hard to pull off looking hard while whispering sweet nothings into your boyfriend's ear. Hence why he's not pulling it off.
 

They look like they were all rejected after trying out for the Kryptonian villains from Superman II...


heres a memory refresher:
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3039/pzif9.jpg
 

How does she stand the smell?
 

This is the cast of an internet porn movie at the post production party. These 4 guys took turns banging the hott, actress Sensual Amber.

Some of the actors are flashing the number of their turn with Amebr. Head of course went first. The biggest douche always does. The American Indian always goes last and he doesn't look too happy about it.
 

Vin,

Ahh yes, the Black Anus...err Angus.

TGI's West Cochina was good too for the 'hunting o' bleeth.
 

Salma and the Nellas.
 

This is just bad. Who said it was cool to dig up cavemen and start dating them? This girl needs a good slap in the face for promoting the hott/douche combo. I think I need to lie down....

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

I disagree on #2, DB1. I'm thinking John Leguizamo recieving a hot bacon grease enema.
 

This looks like Pouter Pigeon Puta is posing with rejects from the Gay Mexican branch of the WWF.

Geez, they can't even get their gang signals straight; one guy is sporting a poorly done Shocker and the out-of-place white guy looks like he's about to poke himself in the eyes in an effort to permanently blind himself so that he'll never again have to see himself with this pack of hyenas.
 

Large head looks like Kurt Angle. But no gold medal for large head.

http://www.geomundos.com/deportes/Wrestling/kurt-angle_foto_25701hoxefwsbaj.jpg
 

I love the way the background lights make the middle doofus look like he has a devil horn over his ear. You know, sometimes these photos are so bad even my own scrote wants to shrivel in horror. Not even the Hott can save it.