I hope that she snuck some capsicum or curry powder into his red cup.

It looks like she is wisely leaving this party.
 

This guy just likes touching butts
 

Capsicum? You ain't from around here are you?
 

I would pay a substantial dowry for the chance to taste the saffron infused basmati sprinkled from the fingers of Prita.

is mark of the bag a karmic repercussion from being a douchebag, or a precursor to baggery?
 

The hotts continue to flee, but Huggy just keeps on gropin.

Change your friggin shirt, Huggy.

That is all.
 

Once can only hope that she is an adventurous, 'not-afraid-to-get-her-hands-dirty' biology major studying lower-level lifeforms that inhabit multi-tenant dwellings in a quasi-feudal society that rewards cromangnonism with endless mocking by super-sentient beings posessing a hive-like sense of humor.

Or one can hope she will feed a knee into his groin and call me!
 

As with the previous huggy pic, I'm not 100% sure his victim is intending to flee. Her smile looks genuine, although on the other hand, she does seem to have her right arm squashed awkwardly between herself and him. On the third hand, she's dangerously close to touching his junk. Or punching it? So many questions.

I agree with DB1's analysis except for a couple of points. Rushdie isn't just overrated--he's EXTREMELY overrated. And I, too, would get her back to the dorm by 10 pm, but not because of a midterm. It would be for some Bollywood-style lovin'! You know, lots of cheesy singing and dancing, male leads of questionable sexuality, etc.
 

I take it this one is the "BEFORE 'ROIDS" picture.

Not "BEFORE LAUNDRY DAY" though.
 

Huggy likes to put his hands on all the girlies. Naomi's dress pattern is hypnotic.
 

An anthropological study of douchebags:

doucheculture.wordpress.com
 

If I had three hands like Mr. White, I could fondle her fondue while checking her oil.
 

She is my Maldivian muse. I would cruise her Atolls with my Dhoni. I would feed her a tsunami of my humus while spinning tales of tuna swimming at the edge of the world.

I would then let her cane me with a bamboo reed while screaming at me in Dhevehi as I scampered through her open window.
 

I hate this guy, yet we are on the same page when it comes to greedling on desirable female backsides.

His pensive expression shows that he is quite serious about her ass.

It looks like his $80 tee-shirt puked on her white dress.
 

well, I tried to post this in the comments of doucheculture's blog, but it is apparently "awaiting moderation":

dude, don’t try and hit the hcwdb.com boards with your link until you actually produce a product that is funny and entertaining, because that’s… well, very douchie of you.
 

Same "out in the dorm/club" shirt as yesterday, but a new pair of "I don't belong" cargo shorts.
 

If they had to cover Hillary's ass with that fabric, the zebra would be extinct. Huggy needs to grab that ass, not shake hands with it.

Priti looks like she could bring resolution to my credit card dispute without putting me on hold. And by that I mean talk me into putting myself on hold.
 

Isn't he the long-lost Baldwin brother, Douchie Baldwin?




or is that oxymoronic?
 

What's with the hazed over eyes?

Is he OD'ing on his own Axe cloud?
 

I'd like to jam my straw into her Slurpee™... I'd like to swing wide the doors of her Quick-E-Mart... I'd like to be a patron of her call center... what I'm trying to say is that she's a hot Indian chick and I'd just love to pretend that I'm the incense stick and that she's incense holder. You know the kind that is long and thin and has a hole.... yeah that kind of holder.

- Douchey Smurf
 

@douchey smurf

The crowning touch of the Quik-E-Mart fantasty scenarious would be to hear her say, "Thank you, come again!"
 

His eyes look like that because when the flash popped it caused the aneurysm in Doug's brain to explode.

Currently he's eating baby food and do a lot of face time with flash cards. He likes the ones with the baby animals.

- Douchey Smurf
 

He does look like a Baldwin..
 

@ Mr. White... you know it.

I'd like to be the long rifle in her tiger hunt.

- D.S.
 

Since the Baron brought up the roids issue, here's what some of our favorite juicin' bags have to look forward to. Safe for work, but not pretty.
 

From www.doucheculture.com:

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This website is a lame ripoff. The author is a douchebag.
 

mmmmmmm. scabs...

=:-O
 

Sorong... but so right!

- Douchey Smurf
 

It's hard to believe that is the same person's torso in those steroid pics. Yikes.
 

Huggy's awkward handling of hotts says one thing...

Rump Ranger
 

After spiking Huggy Bear's drink with the Blood of Kali, Prita and Thuggee made off with his Sankara stones. He wasn't using them anyways.
 

after walking her back to her dorm it would be "Sari, I must tear off your wrap!"
 

I sincerely hope that's an umbrella she's about to jam into his groin. If not, I'll give her one.
 

She's nails....I don't even care if it winds up smelling like curry.
 

I think I hate his nonchalant attitude and look in his eye, that is what I think is most annoying about this guy.


...like "oh this? yea I can hit this anytime I want"...
 

I can't blame this guy one bit for grabbing that ass. It's only a half-hearted grab, though. A real grab would show his hand clenching that ass to get a good handful. Perhaps he's too fucking high to care. The black guy in the back is obviously his weed source. Someone should turn him in. The girl is definitely too good for these low lifes but she may be shopping for a fucking green card. Turn the fuckers in.

-Mountain Dewsh
 

Mtn. Dewsh -

Hold up now homie. Before turning them in, have them give ol' Crucial a call. I'll make sure their stash gets to the 'authorities.'
 

Huggy Boo,

have some neck bling mad up that says:

Vacancy
 

Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe-a...

She gets my Rebecca Logan fetish going.

Anyone watch that show "Greek?" Thought so.
 

He's at least two red cups past his Event Choadrizon, and all that's going on inside that schlortnoggin is "right cup has hand, left butt has hand...wait... right hand cups butt...no... left butt hand cup... uhhhn..."

In the next photo after this, she has stopped smiling, and is somewhat moister, but in a bad way, of course.

--VS
 

I would serenade sweet Prita with a hurdy gurdy and sitar, while figuring out how to outsource Huggy. And by outsource, I mean getting Huggy the fuck outta the U.S.
 

i genuinely can't see a douche in this picture, as i am all eyes for my punjabi princess.

pardon me as i go do awful things to myself.
 

The Pedophile strikes again. Homey back there aint likin that too much! She must be all of 16, which is nice and ripe!!
 

This is Madame Douchauds and she's posing with Jimmy Douchewin. We can't see the plaque as it's embedded in the base of his waxy skull but it says This is Jimmy Douchewin and by Jimmy Douchewin we mean James Douchewin and by James Douchewin we mean an ocean of pale flu pee.
 

This is Madame Douchauds and she's posing with Jimmy Douchewin. We can't see the plaque as it's embedded in the base of his waxy skull but it says Madame Douchauds presents Jimmy Douchewin and by Jimmy Douchewin we mean James Douchewin and by James Douchewin we mean an ocean of pale flu pee.
 

You douches didn't leave me any room to enlighten you about the VPILF. I posted Pix & Vids. They're not x-rated but they're good enough. As fast as i put stuff up,the Republicans/Gov./Power elite take them down. I thought only the Chinese CCP pulled this crap w/ my blogs! Not Legal,is it? Well,as Scardouche would say,'you F@ck w/ me, you're F@kin w/ the Best! I clusterf@ked the Librarian-slut act all across the Cyberverse! keep up the good work,Anonymous,DB1,Et.Al. Laughed my Hunkey ass off! iMikespok
 

lol