i assume 30 is his I.Q.
 

At first I thought it said "Shirt" which would have been mildly funny. Then I realized that he really wanted to commemorate his landmark 30th birthday. Congratulations on immortalizing, via tattoo, an achievement as phenomenal as survival. It does boggle the mind that you've made it this far... douche.
 

30 -- circumference of his belly?
 

I get the Douchebag part of this pic, but where are the hot chicks, all I can see is a gut, and a sucked in gut with some kind of female attached to them.
 

30- STD's below that point.
 

omg, a guy is railing another guy off to the left. gaybag :)
 

Well Db1, you have certainly answered the call for a better 'bag pic, but I submit that this particular 'bag hasn't wrangled himself the hottest of hots (although he appears to be compensating for quality by resorting to quantity). Much as is the case with the 'bag himself, I can't tell if the girl on the left is pregnant, has a beer gut, or ascites. The "hot" on the right is of superior quality compared to her gauche counterpart, but looks as if she was just walking through the area when this picture was taken, and smiled reflexively. I imagine she must have vomited on 'ol thirty there once she realized her midwest-nice smile would forever be immortalized next to his scrotasticness.
 

Thirty tapeworms explains his baggy gut.
 

no comment
 

About the picture:

The bleeth at left looks pregnant. Her arms look too skinny for the gut. The blonde looks A LOT like my girlfriend from highschool when she was in her 30s. Weird. Maybe it's her daughter.

The bag? Classic. A Star tatt right at his neck. Meaningless gibberish all up and down his arms, and THIRTY on his gut, indicating his IQ. His armpits radiate the odor of Axe which covers the stench of spiritual poo, much like sprinkling lime and oatmeal on top of vomit.

Oh, and for those who have wondered what Hourglass looks like (sans Beachbag and with less of a leathery tan and a bounce light so we can see more of her face):

http://thoughtsofaspaceman.blogspot.com/

The explanation of how I got there is in the thread on the Weekly. Enjoy.
 

Why do you post this so early in the morning before I have had my first cup of coffee? It is an assault on all my senses, particularly the visual...and now I need to get a new keyboard due to the fact I spit out said coffee on it as I opened the site.

Damn you DB1, damn you.
 

you're fucked anon! ahahahahaha

Army of Douche-ness.
 

you're fucked anon! ahahahahaha

Army of Douche-ness.
 

How can it get worse than YET ANOTHER tranny from Manilia, a flabby drug douche and his cougar mom?!?

How, I ask you, how?
 

Thirty pounds overweight?

Can't ever finish a Forty?

the guy looks like the gay boy band guy.

The hotts... not so much.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Total Full Retard action here....and wow ..fatty arbuckle on the left is BEAT..
 

Thirty-

years younger than his date

more payments left on an A/E shirt

millimeter cock

unfinished tattoos

second man!
 

Bra!!
 

gaunlet was an awesome arcade game.

I think I would use the guy that shoots arrows to destroy the wretched creatures on this rooftop level before swirling away at the exit.
 

He simply wanted to commemorate the thirty inches of kielbasa he deepthroated while Edgar splooged on his star.

I mean, wouldn’t anyone?
 

Thirty:
The number of visits to the local Tattoo parlor to get inked
The number of inches between his star tat and his REALLY LOW belly-button.
Number of seconds it takes before vomiting after looking at this choadwad.
 

please make 30 choad pull up his pants.

please.

how about now?

can he PLEASE pull them up?

all this vomit on my computer will be hard to explain to the boss.
 

Thirty tattoo is brilliant and counteracts the douche negativity. This guy is high on life. I assume it says "dirty" on his back?
 

noway this guy has a 30" waist...more like a 38", & if you throw in latina's gunt it's "this big!"
 

All right it' on I expect to see some serious Gag reflex eye gouging baggery and boobies.

Thirty that's how old he was four years ago.Thats also the number of herp sores and warts on his scrotal sack combined.

I'd take Amy Smart hot to the can and her little pot belly friend can stay otside the stall and hold my beer.
 

At least this douche is smiling, but that seems to be about the only thing he has going for him.

The one of the left looks like the lady from SNL and the right one is hot but looks like she just walked by and happened to get into the picture.
 

Add me to the list of those expecting buckets of vomit today and some extra special BOOBIES!!
 

OhJesusChristWithAColostomyBag!
If you switched belly with ass on the Chia nott to the left, she may be a triple bagger on little head and a double on hers. Side note, I betcha she looks pretty good clothed. You take her home, too drunk to notice what's going on and then must leave skid marks to the door upon waking. (Never again).

His doctor should have just kept cutting during that appendix surgery. Sniper target star is a great idea. That smile reminds me of Tom Cruise in Risky Business, and that makes me hate him.

She, on the right, is pretty damn hott, kinda big on the noggin', but I would give her a few takes and not begrudge any man that was stalking her.

Thirty. Go Away.
 

I'm confused by the tat's.

Beyond being ridiculous - who in their right mind tattoos "Thirty" on themselves?

I must defer to previous posts and concur that it is a reminder of either his IQ, penis length in mm, circumfrence of his rosebud in inches or some such thing.
 

Blue Wizard is about to die.

Though the hotts here are quite average, at least they fuck on the first date, and aren't so wrapped up in bleethood that they won't even give you the time of day unless you have massive bling and a mandana. God bless em.
 

All you tattoo artists out there, can we get a moratorium on the star tatts please?
 

Thirty is the number of guys who showered Lupina at the bukkake party
 

thirty is the number of dollars they charge at the urgent care to get amoxicillen and cortaid
 

thirty commemorates the number of times he's "bottomed".
 

Thirty is the depth in inches Xenu’s penis reached into his colon.
 

Thirty is the number of Fish Slap’s sperm he swallowed the night before.
 

Thirty is the address of his trailer.
 

Thirty is the number of babies Lola is carrying in her womb.
 

Thirty is the score he got on his SAT.
 

* thirty is his speed dial for 1-900-Gay-Porn
 

thirty is his name, and it's tattooed so he won't forget. it.
 

Thirty is the number of attempts it took Lupita to sneak into the country in the trunk of a rusty 72 Gremlin.
 

30 is the number of gold medals he's won felating the balance beam at the gay olympics
 

Thirty is the number of kegs he drank to build his belly.
 

Thirty is the number of swings it took the hatchet to cleft his chin.
 

Thirty is the number of times he's taken a silent goose in his rectum.
 

Obsessive about self improvement, he's happy because it used to take him just 27 seconds to cum.
 

Thirty ironically happens to be the number of times the average baghunter will flail himself fantasizing of Hourglass between now and the monthly.
 

In case you forgot, he got a tattoo to remind you....he is in fact...a star.
 

Isn't that Ryan Leaf, the douche-iest 1st round flop of them all?
 

DCwDB (DumpyChickswithDoucheBag)
 

At first glance, blondie looks like his sister. Same smile and nose.

That said one can only hope that Consuella is her girlfriend showing up here to meet her brother.

Consuella's gut is of no concern. She's rackable.

His tattoos are a litany of poor choices, bad ideas and complete and utter lack of taste and common sense.

His right arm looks like a Mah Jong game gone hay wire. His left arm has the typical impossible to decipher reptile so common amongst the douche elite.

Lost, because of the misdirection caused by the gayest of gay star tat, is something creeping around his neck from the back (perhaps the start of the "Forty" tattoo that is a couple years away?) .

This guy is perhaps the most killable douche ever on this sight. His self mutilation seems boundless, the douchey smile infuriates one enough to see a sea of red rage worthy of destruction and if indeed either of these Bleeths are accepting his seed we can only hope he has rendered himself impotent through excessive exposure to a microwave oven at the cafeteria where he works.

Yes, I am annoyed by this low life.
 

thirty is the number of marbles he can cram up his ass in 1 min.
 

Way to refocus on the douches db1...
 

Thirty is the record weenie train he pulled at the bath house last year.
 

30 = the maximum amount of Coors Light he can consume in one sitting.
 

latina pooch smuggles ding-dongs in her hoo-haw... a gross at a time!
 

so lance bass got fat and decided to try girls again?
 

Thirty is the number of worms playing pinochle on his snout.
 

Thirty is the number of body lice tickling his scrotes.
 

OMIGOD, thirty is the number of feet he shoots...FORE!!!!
 

I believe that is pronounced:

Ther-Tayh

Git it right will yuz??

The dude is a StaH.
 

anonymous, you douchebag, what have you unleashed....

i did something i don't usually do here, and that's click on the pic to enlarge, to scrutinize. now i cannot write in capital letters because my pinkies are paralyzed.

i guess we're supposed to like this douche, because he takes great pains to poonch out his abs instead of tightening them. but there is big evil here. note the head bump, which has triggered a sympathetic douchelip display in the chiquita. this is indicative of a huge buildup of choadons, which have in turn distorted her mugons.

I WANT TO SUCK THE SWEAT OFF THE ONE ON THE RIGHT>

Oh, cool, my shift pinkies are working again.

--VS
 

Ouch. I think DB1's been saving this one for a special occasion.
 

imagine what his belly looked like before the Prep H application....

.... forty!
 

the age he'll regret getting that tattoo... 30!

Milfish blonde though, the choads got some taste.