Tuesday, August 26, 2008
The Gas 'Bag
Stupid hat. 'Bag Hand Gestures #23 and #104. Wrist bling. Yes, he's scrote. But annoying? Or just goofy?
Gas 'Bags are stage 1-2 tweeners. Clearly douche. But unthreatening.
Somehow you kinda like the Gas 'Bag. He's a clown. He amuses you. As such, Gas 'Bags are lesser douche. Annoying, but minor.
They may not be standard hotts, but I would still take the spicy Paprika Twins and twirl them in my personalized human cotton candy machine before break-dancing down a chocolate rainbow and slip sliding into marshmallow pies of candy corn delight. Then I'd read them W.H. Auden by candlelight with Mazzy Star playing until dawn. And then we'd perform tri-coitus in sixteen languages.
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...luckily in this blog I get to say: brilliantly entertaining prose as usual DB1!!!
...luckily in this blog I get to say: brilliantly entertaining prose as usual DB1!!!
# posted by 
: 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
Duck, Duck, DOUCHE!!!
That one never gets old.
SECOND!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That one never gets old.
SECOND!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
# posted by : 11:54 AM
: 11:54 AM 
Both. Annoying and goofy as fuck.
Hey Todd. Rick says he needs some more ice on the beer at bar 3, stop bothering the patrons and get back to work.
Hello blue dress.
- Douchey Smurf
Hey Todd. Rick says he needs some more ice on the beer at bar 3, stop bothering the patrons and get back to work.
Hello blue dress.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
Morris moved in with his double shearers for an emergency double mastectomy and then realized he’d been beat to the task.
Milton misunderstood twins Tina and Lena when they asked him if they knew The Dyer’s Hand.
(thanks W.H. Auden)
(thanks W.H. Auden)
>They may not be standard hotts
Hmm. What's nonstandard about them? They aren't blonde?
Look jaw-droppingly gorgeous to me.
Hmm. What's nonstandard about them? They aren't blonde?
Look jaw-droppingly gorgeous to me.
# posted by : 12:42 PM
: 12:42 PM
She's resting her hand on his shoulder in a rather sympethetic way. It almost says, "Don't be to hard on Doug. He rides the short bus."
After the photo was snapped Doug turned to Karen and Lucy and slurred in his retarded voice, "Hey Kawun and Woocy, can I go to zoo now? Cans I get cotton candy at zoo. Feed duck?"
- Douchey Smurf
After the photo was snapped Doug turned to Karen and Lucy and slurred in his retarded voice, "Hey Kawun and Woocy, can I go to zoo now? Cans I get cotton candy at zoo. Feed duck?"
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
The redemption of the picture definitely lies with the hott on the left. She can sense that this picture is probably going to end up on hcwdb, but is too polite to say anything.
# posted by : 1:04 PM
: 1:04 PM
Douggie Fresh a.k.a. the Dougster here slightly amuses me. It's as though he read somewhere that the path to "Moksha" lies in the mimicking of telerappers, who like televangelists also demand your money and your bitches.
I would trade my soul to Marie Laveau so she'd transform me into a cockroach, where i'd scuttle up and down Bourbon Street, get swatted at , nearly stepped on, and bottles thrown at me. After wading through Lake Bile, I'd end up at the Cafe Du Monde just for the possibility to sniff the powdered sugar from the beignets that fell from the table of the Paprika twins, who were long gone to recover from their night of debauchery.
I would trade my soul to Marie Laveau so she'd transform me into a cockroach, where i'd scuttle up and down Bourbon Street, get swatted at , nearly stepped on, and bottles thrown at me. After wading through Lake Bile, I'd end up at the Cafe Du Monde just for the possibility to sniff the powdered sugar from the beignets that fell from the table of the Paprika twins, who were long gone to recover from their night of debauchery.
Yeah, these are marriage material hotts.
Completely non-bleethed, they just happen to be in the same picture with this douche.
Completely non-bleethed, they just happen to be in the same picture with this douche.
# posted by : 1:28 PM
: 1:28 PM
Douche is douche. Annoying, minor, full-blown, et al. Do not even think that one is a proverbial lesser evil than the other.
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
This character is a a proto-douche. The bleeth-virus has yet to complete it's final iteration and currently repeals his victims rather than attracts.
Just look at poor blue dress, if she leans any further away she fall over.
Just look at poor blue dress, if she leans any further away she fall over.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
This one really gets to me. It's bad enough when I see inmates on "Lockdown" throwing faggoty hand gestures, but seeing this bag do it really makes me angry. All the bags like to show how many d's they've sipped at once, but it especially bothers me when this guy does it.
Blue dress gets to me also, but in a much different way. I especially like how she thrusts her pelvis at the camera.
Blue dress gets to me also, but in a much different way. I especially like how she thrusts her pelvis at the camera.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
Wow!
Kind of surprising for hcwdb! -Unlike a lot of the girls here, the Paprika Twins are actually kind-of, maybe, ... ~Cute~ (-?!?). -Dare I say, almost ... ... Adorable?!!
+ @DB1: +1 for Mazzy Star reference! -Exxxxcellent! And (@amber/lotus) if you don't try the slide bit + borrowed "Huggy"'s guitar, you could successfully serenade the Paprika Twins into Liquid bliss with 'Fade Into You' pretty easily: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/mazzy-star/11414.html
@anonymous, 2:12: Well Done!!! -Franks and Beans, indeed!
Kind of surprising for hcwdb! -Unlike a lot of the girls here, the Paprika Twins are actually kind-of, maybe, ... ~Cute~ (-?!?). -Dare I say, almost ... ... Adorable?!!
+ @DB1: +1 for Mazzy Star reference! -Exxxxcellent! And (@amber/lotus) if you don't try the slide bit + borrowed "Huggy"'s guitar, you could successfully serenade the Paprika Twins into Liquid bliss with 'Fade Into You' pretty easily: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/mazzy-star/11414.html
@anonymous, 2:12: Well Done!!! -Franks and Beans, indeed!
# posted by : 2:53 PM
: 2:53 PM
Nonstandard, my ass; those two are the most luscious things to appear on this site in weeks.
# posted by : 3:09 PM
: 3:09 PM
Paco - using the fingers on your left hand - show us how many feet of kielbasa you've got shoved up your ass...
the thing i love the most about these twins is that they are freakin' classy and hott....unlike some the baguettes on here....excuse me. i need to take care of something. now.
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
I'll second the motion that these are not "standard hotts." The one in blue is so lip-bitingly gorgeous that I could go blind happily knowing that her Pepsodent smile is the last thing I'll ever see.
I dunno bvg, Big Blue's shoulders hint of the linebacker: Bowling for Buttwipe Douche here does mask some key curvature. Nonetheless, I would concur that Brown delivers.
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 6:17 PM
: 6:17 PM
Hmmm...tri-coitus in sixteen languages?
"Sixteen tongues, and wha' do ya' get, another hole wider and deeper and wet,
Saint Peter won't you blow me cuz' I won't grow,
Unless you wang on the "company store."
"Sixteen tongues, and wha' do ya' get, another hole wider and deeper and wet,
Saint Peter won't you blow me cuz' I won't grow,
Unless you wang on the "company store."
# posted by : 6:31 PM
: 6:31 PM
"Devil with the Blue Dress On"
Angel with the blue dress off.
And darling little chocolate cocker spaniel there,
Time to get off, my paws are getting spastic...
Angel with the blue dress off.
And darling little chocolate cocker spaniel there,
Time to get off, my paws are getting spastic...
# posted by : 6:35 PM
: 6:35 PM
blue dress is as hott as fish slap is douche.
girl on left is perennial runner up, although i would still let her watch.
our pal on the right...well, look. we can never - ever - forgive the hand gesture. not amusing.
dear douche,
you are not gangsta. you don't even KNOW a gangsta. you know a roid dealer, perhaps.
the end. love,
mv
girl on left is perennial runner up, although i would still let her watch.
our pal on the right...well, look. we can never - ever - forgive the hand gesture. not amusing.
dear douche,
you are not gangsta. you don't even KNOW a gangsta. you know a roid dealer, perhaps.
the end. love,
mv
I am willing to amend the harshness on the blue hott, because of her beguiling smile, but certainly this 'tardmongrel is douche. That the Blue Nymph sports him like some trophy is... disturbing. And, yes, he is Wes'side like I am teabagging the sepiatoned lovelies. But, certainly, yes, he is lout, not villain. Sairious, tho', don't blue she have the manhands?
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 9:44 PM
: 9:44 PM
Having bitten a few critters in my day, it dawns on my mutt-face that this is no gesture of the paw, but a three-fingered human who now has a "claw." I am forced to consider that Good Hotts, like good dogs, having become impatient with the antics of such a douchebag, nipped and tore at his fingers till they got the bone they wanted and buried it somewhere. In "universal doggish" we call that a "boner."
In Great Danish dialect, which I arf, we call that a "Danish pastry" because we lick it a lot before we chew on it and bury it.
In Great Danish dialect, which I arf, we call that a "Danish pastry" because we lick it a lot before we chew on it and bury it.
# posted by : 9:58 PM
: 9:58 PM
No wonder Matt Lineart lost his starting position. Parties too much, and put on a few pounds.
# posted by : 3:44 AM
: 3:44 AM
At the risk of piling on a bit here, I do have to concur that bronzed Blue Hott raised my body temperature even higher than most of the hotts I've seen on here.
I just have to keep trying to convince myself that she's not with Eminem's estranged uncle.
- Oucheday Agbay
I just have to keep trying to convince myself that she's not with Eminem's estranged uncle.
- Oucheday Agbay
# posted by : 4:41 AM
: 4:41 AM
Little Blue Dress Hott is the smiling example of why men do stupid things.
Hey Puffy Gas 'Bag, are there any more douches in the room with you? What, there's three over there and four over there?
You fat little bastard, you should count as two douche bags.
I now crown you "Double Douche"
Hey Puffy Gas 'Bag, are there any more douches in the room with you? What, there's three over there and four over there?
You fat little bastard, you should count as two douche bags.
I now crown you "Double Douche"
# posted by : 5:16 AM
: 5:16 AM
very much a tool. would get pissed when you would "borrow" a cig from one of the sweet nectars. Either way...you know you would see one for coffee and a nooner the next day....tool
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