Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday Haiku

Russian Mob plots sting,
Sue Ellen Smith's an heiress,
Snag jewelry and boobs.

Classified advert:
Bono bag seeks kinky pair
For infiltration.

-- holbrooks douchestershire sauce

Shirley, where's Laverne?
Squiggy, you let yourself go
Son of Fonzie: douuuuuuche

-- i drink your doucheshake

that "70's Show" cast
out of make up & on drugs
sure look different

-- creature

He still hasn't found
No help from Benny and Joon
What he's looking for

-- jean claude van douche

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:00 AM

Comments:

Classified advert:
Bono bag seeks kinky pair
For infiltration.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:11 AM

Sweet Midwest Hott knows
The city is full of choades.
There's no place like home.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Paco and Vlad preen
"Say hi to my little friend"
Sweater hott looks scared

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Hand gesture and lips
That are kissy deserve slaps.
Hott should not be here.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:13 AM

Pinky points angrily -
Why does Bono wannabe
Smell like rotten anchovy?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 AM

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# posted by

I drink your doucheshake : 7:17 AM

Invading Douchebag
Crashes douche/hott co-mingling.
Hero or villian?

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:19 AM

Shirley, where's Laverne?
Squiggy, you let yourself go
Son of Fonzie: douuuuuuche

# posted by

I drink your doucheshake : 7:19 AM

Cross Peaches with Donk
Add Hott and aging Bono
Force to reckon with

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:21 AM

that "70's Show" cast
out of make up & on drugs
sure look different

# posted by

creature : 7:21 AM

Drunken songwriter
Sings loudly "I Love El Gay"!;
No, Randy Newman!!!

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:22 AM

Shooter McGavin
bagging it up with Bono.
Make good your escape

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:22 AM

Bono is Sonny
not rock star from Ireland
ski into a tree

# posted by

creature : 7:23 AM

Canseco cousin,
Danny Bonna-douche prick,
and Claire-sweater-meat.

All greased up and no
one to care. Casino floor
must be mopped--three times.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 AM

Hand gestures are cool!
Mix with kissy lips and you
Will achieve Bleethdom

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:25 AM

He still hasn't found
No help from Benny and Joon
What he's looking for

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:26 AM

sitcom reunion
child actors have hit hard times
"Partridge Family"

# posted by

creature : 7:27 AM

Back stage at "Dookies"
Bonaducci relapses
Chico not the man

# posted by

creature : 7:31 AM

Hark, there behind them:
Low and orange with nipples,
Plinky's Mom's titties.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:32 AM

Just another night
Shane MacGowen has new look
Dentures can't fix douche

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:32 AM

League of Superdouche
Cute Girl, StubbleChoad, The Jaw
Inept web shooter

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:33 AM

washed up at age twelve
child actors left to perform
skits in the basement

# posted by

creature : 7:35 AM

That 70's Show Assmunch
The Shocker will show you the way
Flight Attendant rub my taint

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

No boobies in sight
might as well end my short life
douchebags dominate

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM

Rock on pink horses
And quarter the limp white guy
Then just keep running.

# posted by

ian : 7:41 AM

Carrie wants to watch
this drunk & unwholesome pair
share some bung lovin'

# posted by

creature : 7:43 AM

I'm going to be a grammar douche and point out to you - your second line, it should be "a heiress" not "an heiress".

"All real men wear pink"
Pleas douchetastic stonejaw choad.
Open shirt disagrees.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

Sue Ellen feigns smile
but secretly thinks, "Bono,
We Are The World Sucks"

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:45 AM

Must lift CC's quote
Two big douchebags, not the hott
Quote of the week boyeee!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:46 AM

Dogtags for service
In Armed Fellatio Force
Goggles means prepared.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:48 AM

My chin so chiseled
I flex my pecks, she wants me
Check out my Blue Steel

# posted by

Coco : 7:49 AM

Sue Ellen's thinking,
Is it Bono's breath? Or did
Paco pass refrieds

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:51 AM

Prison vadge on face
He served 'hard' time in Ful-Cum
His knees must be sore.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:51 AM

Buffalo Wild Wings
Ivan is playing "A" game
Hott wishes she dead

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:52 AM

Ivan Rodriguez
Left his bat in Bono's butt
That is one foul ball.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:53 AM

Nurse Ratched can cure
the inmates douchebagness but,
she's really a man.

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:54 AM

Somewhere a Jetta
Got its front windshield stolen
We have found culprit.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:55 AM

Stained glass in the back
Are they attending douche mass?
Where is the lightening?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:56 AM

spazz not aware of
common exception to rule
with a silent "h"

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:56 AM

Sixtie's tribute band,
Peter, Paco, and Mary,
Sing "Blown In The Wind"

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:58 AM

Bono and Hector
Elizondo and douchebag
Both are stool-pushers

# posted by

Anthony LaBaglia : 8:00 AM

Ivan's hand signal:
One in pink, one in the stink
Bono just has stink.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:00 AM

I always knew Bono and Edge had a love child.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:01 AM

Haiku, schmaiku. I
can't understand the intention
of douchebaggery.

# posted by

Mike : 8:02 AM

"A Beautiful Day,"
not with these tools around her-
Smiling while puking.

# posted by

Anthony LaBaglia : 8:02 AM

Let me go you douche,
Your halitosis kills birds,
Please go brush your tooth.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:02 AM

"In A Little While,"
Both these homos should be dead-
Or else gay-married.

# posted by

Anthony LaBaglia : 8:03 AM

See kids this is what,
Steel Reserve will do to you,
Drink Night Train instead.

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:04 AM

Girl traveled through time
From the 50s to present
Caught my meth dealer

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:07 AM

Should be "caught BY meth dealer." My meth dealer is way classier than this guy.

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:07 AM

Something in common:
Terri-Sue like to suck dong,
So do the douches.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:07 AM

Head band holds her weave
But I'd still hit that just like
Manny Ramirez.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:12 AM

Make sure to return
Your safety glasses after
Each fisting session.

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:16 AM

Russian Mob you say?
Then these men are upstanding
Model citizens.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:16 AM

Zoltan and Luis
Celebrate their gay marriage
With Vermont maiden

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:29 AM

thank god it's friday
drink till douchebags disappear,
and she looks pretty...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:33 AM

Ass clown open shirt
Omnisexual douchebags
Planetwide virus

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:34 AM

mr. sunglasses
just sold used Monte Carlo
to young newlyweds

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:34 AM

i hear mouth-breathers
use four times more chapstick than
regular people

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:36 AM

Zoltan sees the world
Through his rose colored glasses
A thorn in my side

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:37 AM

Betty Ford Clinic
Valedictorian is
Bee Gee's Barry Gibb

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:40 AM

Two week front page drought
It's okay, I am working
From my home today.

This means alcohol
Shall start flowing earlier
Round of shots to y'all!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:41 AM

Spider-Douche at right -
Bono's and Corey Feldman's
Offspring in center.....

Denise Richards wants
To know why she fell so fast
After Charlie Sheen.

# posted by

Wheezer : 3:48 PM

where's the hot chick?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:59 PM

Isn't that Danny Bonadouchey?

# posted by

badVlad : 4:33 PM

Rodriguez shocker
Makes Bono sing much higher
With or without Douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:34 AM

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