Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Stained checkerboard 'do

Cellulite thighs and buttocks

Star Spangled Boobies!

--Major Douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:02 AM

Douche has it backwards
You're supposed to lick the toad
Not toad lick the hott!

--Major Douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 AM

press-on ink party,
bird tat -- he likes to swallow!
stars, stripes forever.

# posted by

George S : 7:05 AM

Babes in bikinis
megatatt doofus douchebag
lust licks bleethy chick

# posted by

Steve Zodiac : 7:07 AM

Hotts stand idly by
While punk douche licks hott's hip innk
New stripper gets hazed

-- Major Douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:09 AM

pitiful emo,
come close, the hip is lovely.
donkey punch to face.

# posted by

George S : 7:10 AM

Rocker hott gets licked,
By cheeseball "Billy Joe" douche
Good Charlotte sucks balls

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:10 AM

strap the douchebag down
Play checkers on head with hotts
King me star boobies

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Lickety Split? No.
Thick stripper does about-face;
now, Lickety Shit.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:12 AM

Bag has a craving
For some ink and cottage cheese
What's with the tongue stud?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Wow, flavored tattoos!
But beware, young checkered bag,
Of scratch-and-sniff vag...

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:13 AM

Popular fixture
At Rehab pool's "Ladies" room:
The Human Bidet

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:15 AM

We can only hope
The tat "artist" laced blue ink
With sweet cyanide

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:15 AM

Cool garage party!
Strippers and Blink One Eight Two
Plus, dude has gimp thumb?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:15 AM

Chad's new Ninja skill:
Guide a BB through tatt maze
On a stripper's flank.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:16 AM

Bag tries to look punk
But his favorite band is KISS
Likes to "Lick it up"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:18 AM

Fish Slap clouds my thoughts
Anon’s know not what they do
DB1 – Vengeful.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:18 AM

Whoa!… It’s misery,
Shame and scandal for tatt licks
Can’t marry sister!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:19 AM

"Wow, your tatts are cool!"
"Black really brings out your eyes."
"Can I lick your back?"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

Bleeth drops her bottoms
But the joke's on punk scrote bag
Now he's got Hep C!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

His haircut's perfect
to use for ball-peen checkers;
Everybody wins.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:21 AM

argyle headed douche
says,"tattoos are breakfast of champs!"
watch fat content, though...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:21 AM

Like Greenwood, there ain't
No doubt I love this land, God
Bless the U.S.A.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

True hott's by the door
She's wearing a grand old flag
O' say can you see?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

Stink bug crawls down ear
Feasting on checkerboard hair
'Bag licks her stink bug.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:23 AM

Black and green game board
I would play chess on his head
Use bishop to stab

White moves knight, takes queen
Now what? Pawn to bishop 3?
No, hammer pounds douche.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:23 AM

oh say can you see???
tattoos don't make you cool, douche.
worst hair ever, yes?

# posted by

Matt Vella : 7:23 AM

Both darksock and white
Come up with hammer board game
Great minds think alike.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:24 AM

Mmmm, cellu-licious!
Sparrow wants to fly away
From checkerhead douche.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:24 AM

two hotts in background
discuss third world poverty,
and waxing techniques

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:25 AM

What does photog know?
Cropped out binkini hotts' heads
Faces like donkeys?

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:25 AM

I salute the flag
I believe my seed would find
Respite on her chest.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:25 AM

Ignoring the douche
I feel quite patriotic
Proud of USA!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:25 AM

Bleeth grants dying wish
Lets douche tongue her cellulite
Ear growth malignant

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

do you suppose that
Betsy Ross had this in mind
when sewing first flag?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:27 AM

Babes in bikinis
Wear stars and strings forever
Checkerhead must leave!

# posted by

The Dude : 7:27 AM

Tag on suit bottom
Reads 'extra flabby for skanks'
Punk douche says OK!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:28 AM

Dress Campbell-head punk...
Background hotts reluctantly
Await his taste test.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:29 AM

Artichoke tattoo
On shoulder must represent
The death of punk rock.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:29 AM

Multiple star tatts
Don't make you desirable
Just much more scrot-esque

# posted by

Sinfonian : 7:29 AM

She is a tigress
Orders checker-head douche-slave,
"Give Kitty a bath!"

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:30 AM

Bikini models
Belong in commercials, not
On tip of douche tongue

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:30 AM

This hott disturbs me
It's not just the cellulite
But shape like Weeble

# posted by

Sinfonian : 7:32 AM

Blonde reaches for mace
Bouncer said to use when 'bags
Become rabid dogs.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:32 AM

bikini car wash
came to screetching halt, when douche
tried improper tip

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:32 AM

Patriotism
Saluting bikini flag
While cockpunching 'bag

# posted by

Sinfonian : 7:33 AM

i fear for friday
if our leader, DB1
starts us out like this!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:35 AM

Plaid-boy loses mind.
Khan needed to rescue her.
Ceti eel* moves in...

* - http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Ceti_eel

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:35 AM

Douche fellates more than
Hips - As swallow tatt suggests
He completes the job.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:36 AM

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# posted by

Nouveau Douche : 7:37 AM

Thank you Boatbutter
Now breakfast is all over
My stupid keyboard!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:37 AM

Star boobies: good
Hott douche ratio: OK
Tatted up chaod: bad

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:38 AM

checkerboard-head 'bag.
assaults the hott with grease tongue.
she won't say "king me".

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:38 AM

Blood blister on ear
Leads to douche aneurysm
Damn this crazy glue.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:39 AM

Thank you Crucial Head!
I'm glad Star Trek 2 reference
Did not go unseen.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:39 AM

thats her hip silly douche
not cunnilingus, move please
I think it's my turn

# posted by

Nouveau Douche : 7:39 AM

Stars are aplenty,
Boobie stars leave me drooling;
Arm stars make me sick.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:41 AM

Are you my mummy?
Hotts in background not eager
For their turn is next.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:43 AM

Checkerboard D - Bag
My Bishop takes your Hot Thigh
Star Boob Wins CheckMate

# posted by

devo523 : 7:46 AM

What IS that tattoo?

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 7:48 AM

What a clever bag!
He can tattoo suckle hip
With a tongue needle.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:49 AM

Go, K.D. Lang, go!
Is this the back photo
from "All You Can Eat"?

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:49 AM

Licking toads is fun
But not when the toads lick back
Amphibian germs

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:51 AM

Weekend Afleck is
The King of Choadfest '08;
Run Wonderwoman!

Hipster Dufus

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:53 AM

This lesbian scene
Was one of the porno greats
Until Choad crawled in.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:53 AM

harlequin head guy
demonstrates ancient method
tattoos with tongue stud

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

Time for Kaluah
So first I lick the salt
Next stop: Pepperspray

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

IT LICKS THE TATTOO!
IT LICKS THE TATTOO OR IT
GETS A WORSE HAIRCUT!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

Late for haiku, damn!
But just in time for revulsion.
No mercy from DB1

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:57 AM

Good Charlotte's in town
Why do hotts surround those dicks?
Girls like cars, money.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 AM

Cyndi Lauper called,
"Hair squares are so '83."
Let me lick the hotts.

# posted by

Wheezer : 7:59 AM

Is douche offspring of
Danzig and Vanilla Ice
during acid trip?

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:00 AM

Good Charlotte's in town,
Choads choads choads choads choads choads choads,
Choads choads, choads choads choads.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

The Green Flag Flys Thigh
Dale Earnhardt is a Goner
Let The Shame Begin

# posted by

RadicalWerewolf : 8:01 AM

Black bikini "hott"
Lets ass-flab escape from suit
Barf escapes my mouth

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:01 AM

how to salute flag
first fondle the upper stars
stab stripes with flesh wand

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:01 AM

nice one massengill
hot coffee rockets through nose
saense of smell now gone!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:02 AM

"stab stripes with flesh wand"

that was beautiful.

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:03 AM

that would be "sense"

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:03 AM

Cannibal tattoo
Attracts, traps another 'bag;
Her Penis Flytrap

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:04 AM

The leech on his ear
Should go for the carotid -
Douche dies much faster.

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:04 AM

Frame this for keeping.
One day junior will ask, 'Mom,
how did you meet dad?'

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:05 AM

Way to go, anon!
You threw down the damned gauntlet -
See what you have done?

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:09 AM

progidy tattman
technique is unorthodox
barfs out new design

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:12 AM

bikini clad gals
line up for new menstrual pad
use tongue for tampon

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:15 AM

Bra!! scoffs at licker:
"Star tatts should have just 5 points,
ya dumb fuckin' douche!"

# posted by

Wheezer : 8:16 AM

pink bikini hott
reaches for her concealed shiv
jugular sprays blood!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:19 AM

Star boobs are crooked,
Everything wrong with this pic...
Except pink velour

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:20 AM

Yo, it ain't easy
Takin' care of code brown for
The Pussy-Scat Dolls

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:22 AM

Tattoo Hott's ice cold.
Wannabe Rancid-fan bag
Gets his tongue frostbit.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:40 AM

Got it in a bit late:

Poison ivy tat
Does absolutely nothing
To douche with herpes

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:42 AM

Scratch N lick Tattoo
Patriotic Boobie laughs
She poisoned her tatt..

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:50 AM

Bachelorette party
This douchebag is the stripper ?
Let the diddling start

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:54 AM

That's not a tattoo
On the stripper hott's right hip
It's bag-dragon breath

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:59 AM

I could land a plane
without a pilot's license
between starry tits

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:07 AM

Trees fall in the woods
Ocean waves crash on the beach
Nice tattoos, pussy.

# posted by

notadouche : 9:28 AM

Wannabe rock douche
What the fuck is on his ear?
Gives tatts with tongue-stud

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 9:33 AM

@ me, eight-oh-four -
"Jugular," not "carotid"!
What was I thinking?

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:38 AM

Stars and Stripes brunette
should be fondled by non-douche =
The Patriot Act

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:41 AM

Pull on Pinky's strings
Unleash those earthly delights
My puptent is raised.

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:42 AM

Draws tatt with tongue quill -
Could be a useful talent.
He should choke on ink.

# posted by

Wheezer : 9:49 AM

If tattoos were brains
Then they would both be retards
With damn big foreheads.

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:57 AM

She is misshapen.
Headless Hotts are delicious.
I salute the flag.

# posted by

squaw douche : 10:10 AM

Joke's on checker head.
There's a tuck-back down below.
That's a man, baby.

# posted by

squaw douche : 10:14 AM

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# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 10:28 AM

The schnozberries taste
like bleeth sleeps in litterbox
with these three pussies

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 10:31 AM

ass play is risky
practice at home with strippers
move on to gay bars

-haberdouchery

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:55 AM

American Pie.
Patriotic duty
to lick butt.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:05 AM

Split tit star field,
thigh high stripes yield
flag desecration.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:16 AM

patriotic hott
has outstanding field for flag
I'd hoist on my pole

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:10 PM

hotts gather to watch
as tongue bath moves to her year
she never wipes ass

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:13 PM

uhm... that would be "rear"

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:14 PM

Japanese haiku
no match for
American hide-poo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:17 PM

I don't know, creature - "year" would be better karmic retribution for the douche. I'll consider that a serendipitous slip on your part, and well done.

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:18 PM

Hotts stumbled into...
Hannibal's tatt removal.
Little did they know.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:20 PM

Tongue assault on tatt-butt,
Seven spurs of left arm
requires head check.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:21 PM

Election year tactics
raise erection fears.
Hotts lose heads.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:25 PM

Head-butting and
tongue-lashing,
dangling participles.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:39 PM

Green checkered flag
means one thing:
He came before he went.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:04 PM

shaved archie haircut
licks stage 4 bleeth cellulose
biohazard mess

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:09 PM

@ whoop-di-douche

great themes, but, your format needs work....

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/haiku

... it's HAIKU mutha fucker!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:10 PM

uh... that was a turret like outburst... just me being pedantic... the role of Sinfonian is now played by the creatch

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:17 PM

failed punk at music
now roadie for fall out boy
gets sloppy seconds.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:19 PM

Stag beetle on ear
whispers, she has
bug up her ass.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:46 PM

To creature, thirteen
syllables works.
Thanks anyway.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:51 PM

To creature:

Stag beetle on ear
whispers to tongue, she has bug
up her ass. Frog-flick.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:18 PM

To creature:

American Pie.
Patriotic duty to
lick butt, pit cherry.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:27 PM

To creature:

Green-checkered flag means
one thing, comes before going.
Fast track, wrong direction.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:50 PM

To creature:

Japanese haiku
no match for American
hide-poo, stud-tongue guru.

May I please be excused from any more revisions, now????
Thank you.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:54 PM

Just for you, one more, creature:

Election year tac-
tics raise new erection fears:
Boobs sag, hotts lose heads.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:03 PM

I hate this fucker
I hate this motherfucker
I hate this fucker

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 3:20 PM

very nice work whoop-d-d...

carry on!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:34 PM

uh, excuse my mf, btw... need a drink!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:34 PM

TGIF, creatch'
I need a break. Must go now.
Long Island ice tea calls me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:50 PM

Poor choice, tattooed hott -
Punk choad will leave douche disease.
Run away, chaste hotties.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:17 PM

Mystical douchebag:
Who'dve known that Shriner's tats
Have an audience

Oh say can you see?
Stars, by the gleam of cleavite
What proudly they hold

Too many knots here
And not near enough Boy Scouts
Busy untying

--VS

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 PM

For creature:

Split tit star field Hott
and thigh high stripes on douchebag;
flag desecration.
\

Frankly, I like the short version better.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:48 PM

Ralston Purina
Checkerboard Square on hair means
just one thing: DOG CHOW!

GRRRROWWWLLL!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:55 PM

whoop di douche form fine
well have you done young jedi
fight douche now you will

challenge new this is
haiku to write like yoda
whiskey much I drink

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:44 PM

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