Geez dude. No kissing, no pictures. Act like you've been there before.
 

Lisa's dorm room bedspread is heinous.
 

i can't tell who has the better waxed eyebrows????
 

This is just prior to some heinous sexual activity she wouldn't do with this guy if she wasn't being paid. Seriously.
 

Birds of a feather flock together...
 

Flo-boy and Not Above Average both have yellow wristbands, that's heinous. What gives?

Is he pulling the Crotch-Grab? The bleeth here displays a fine sphincter probe appendage utensil.
 

I hope this poochie has to go, his planet needs him.
 

I'll turn bottle blondie into a tripod & give her just what she is asking for.... him, meh, he can watch & then clean up
 

whoa are Bill and Ted on TV now or something?
 

Is this the legendary Donkster's younger brother??
 

The only thing missing from this pic, is a small scruffy mongrel licking his balls.

If this is a dorm room, its the Freshman "Hall" at Trailer Park State. Me thinks the dark roots, bedspread, and plastic walls with vinyl connecting strips are a dead giveaway.......
 

"She Was Born for Amateur Porn"

I did the hard part... I came up with the song's title... now you do the easy part and write the lyrics/music.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Jeremy is such a scamp... all he's missing is a slingshot hanging out of his back pocket and his favorite catcher's mitt. Seriously the hat makes you look like a grade schooler bitch.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Mary shows Raheed which finger he should forcibly insert into his anus for his 10DHT fashion faux pas.
 

Raheem looks like a reject from the Joey Porsche clique
 

I'm imagining his last trip to the barber......

Barber: "How would you like it cut?"

Flo-boy: "Have you ever heard of Moe from the Three Stooges?"
 

Wait a moment...allow me to go "glass half-full"...Could it be she is registering not an attitude indicative of bleethiness, but rather the unhappiness at being seen in the same universe with such a DB? I ask because I see no other signs of a Greico infection in the photo. I'm prepared to discuss the matter with her while she drinks a cup of coffee at the local Starbucks. And by "drinks a cup of coffee" I mean performs mouth to mouth on my trouser snake, and by "at the local Starbucks" I mean anywhere she chooses.
 

Lemme see, a yellowbellied sapsucker meets an indigo bunting and give us the bird.

That is sap in that yellow cup she's after....isn't it?????
 

first off guys...the bed spread clearly screams "days inn at hollywood and western"...trust me, I was there last week.
Second this douche make me want to dropkick emmanuelle lewis off of observation deck at the sears tower.
the voluptous booby clouds on the bleeth make me want to h.a.l.o. jump from a creaking c-130 just to retrieve the locket in her beautiful valley.
 

He looks like Peter Sellers in "The Party"
 

Flo-boy and RAYC...livin' strong!

As for bird-flingin' Blondie, time to lay over my knee, 'cause papa is giving you a spanking to teach you some respect.
 

Please—Lisa's not in college. That's a Motel 6 bedspread if I've ever seen one (and luckily, I haven't).
 

I think she's telling the cameraperson to go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut, but I can't be sure. Grieco virus is that way, it seems, very hard to pin down, but when in action quite noticeable.

And by that I mean, I can't quite pin down who Flo-boy is. Is he a Chihuahua, or is he a Saluki???

Oh, SHE's the Saluki, now I understand. BAD DOGS, get off the bed, NOW!!!
 

Ubiquitous cups come in yellow ?

I need to get me some of them for my next Beer Pong tournament.

Choad the Douche Sprocket
 

Quick Poll:

Which child will be more of a burden on society?

A) The demon seed of these two Rhodes Scholars

B) The one the bleeth conceives by sitting bare assed on that motel bedspread
 

"Then Heather unceremoniously dunked her finger bearing Paco's fecal sample into the cup to see if the STD home testing kit solution changed color".
 

When Tiger Woods asks M. Night Shamalan to take his wife out when Tiger's out of town, it's not a date. It's just good company. It's definately not a date.
 

Two Questions:

1. Would it be a new level of douchitude if Flo-boy matches his wrist accessories to this week's most trendy ubiquitous cup color?

2. Does anyone want to help me get that wrist band around his neck?

-Scrotal Recall
 

she's a whore!






true story
 

Find the tranny bag in this picture.
 

@chowda

My first reaction too ... Makes you wonder if Eric Estrada Jr. knows Blondie is sporting a J-bar?
 

scrotebob - you're right. this guy could easily be the donkey douche's little brother.
 

Ponch looks like he has arms poking out of that alphabet shirt...except smaller. Plus you can never trust an illegal with only seven fingers and one ear. As for Hottie Handsign...I would sniff a mountain of borax if she'd let my porksword play peek-a-boo with her buttkrack!!
 

@ Tea Bag,

I hope your avitar pic dude is wearing prison blues. Shit that's funny/scary!
 

Yeah on the eyebrows! I think he goes to the "eyebrow guru to the stars" Anastasia!!!!
 

YUC - Ybiquitous Uellow Cup

Motel 6 comforter and by Motel 6 comfort-her, I mean...

DJ
 

lol 'eyebrow guru'... "Many were the nites I spent in front of my mirror in my home country, practicing the eyebrow raise as I was taught, just so, as to provoke the love feelings; and daydreaming of the day that I might sit next to just such a blonde temptress and be thwarted in my attempt to rub my arm against her breast."

--VS
 

I knew people stopped buying his self help horseshit, but when did Anthony Robbins end up in a double wide with a hosebag?
 

High maintainance bitch.

Low I.Q. choadwank.
 

What is she doing with her middle finger; I've never seen that before. Like...ever. Not on MySpace, not on Flickr..and certainly not on HCwDB. It's almost as if she's giving the camera the middle finger to connote rebelliousness.

Seriously sweety, how much did they charge you for that class in originality at the Learning Annex?
 

wait, that's joey porsche's girlfriend. is this a new updated joey porsche...? do tell
 

1: Cut a hole in a cup
2: Put your junk in that cup
3: Make her drink from the cup
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a cup... my dick in a cup babe
It's my dick in a cup, my dick in a cup girl
 

I am pretty sure that is joey Porsche's pool boy who is usually doing the kissy face.
 

lol yes this is one of joey porsche's guido sack of shit friends...and that girl is a skeezy prostitute and has most likely had sex with all of those greasy persian bastards
 

She has small hands and that bothers me.
 

So this is what he looks like without the "blow-out"?

And are we sure that this is Joey Porche's blond hott? She seems to look different every single time.
 

How many hubcaps did this puto have to steal to buy that shirt and hat?

He's obviously over at her place since there is no room in his house or garage since there are 12 families living in there and pissing in coffee cans.

The loose ass skank is running from probation officers and blowing men for rocks.

Summers Eve!
Summers Eve!
Massengil!
Massengil!
Bitch you gotta kill that FUNKY smell!
 

Are Armani Exchange shirts really "baller"?

I remember growing up,people wearing "Gucci" t-shirts that looked like they were from the swap n shop.

A great poet named Ice-T said it best in "high rollers":

>>Cruisin' in their 500 Benz Sedan
With their systems peaked out rockin' Pusher Man
Yes,their fashion's high and hard to beat
They buy their GUCCI from GUCCI'S not the swap meet
Eat very well,much clientele
And whatever you need,they probably sell

High Rollers (x2)
 

Given the close proximity she would allow herself to be with this paragon of illegitimacy, do you think she is probably flashing her IQ?

Bickaroo
 

Pardon the typo.

Buckaroo
 

here's a question...how old is this guy? he's either 25 or 45. i can't tell
 

When Pedro tells her to "shay 'ello to my lil' fren' " he's really not kidding. It's TINY and she's pissed. His hand is covering up his sock-packed groinal area from another pummeling by her righteous fists of anger.
 

This HO is way too old to be in college and is juts pissed that someone took her picture while sitting next to this single-celled organism. Or maybe this is a revenge photo designed to enfuriate her ex-boyfriend-douchebag by saying 'fuck you, I'm gonna bang THIS douchebag, then'