your trickery had me wondering why blogger broke- I thought the last pic might have been a dear old friend:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/queen-bee-and-power-chord.html

I wouldn't mind pulling a rabbit out of those...
 

I accidentally watched 4 minutes of his show the other night. Now he shows up here. Please stop it. But leave her. Good god.
 

and for his next trick he will make his face vanish
 

Jesus Bling goes with any shirtless look. It is just so versatile.
 

To bad he wasn't standing at the end of a pier... if someone would have pushed his ass into the drink he'd have went straight to the bottom wearing all that Christ blingo.

No shirt and vest = ultimate scrote move.

- Douchey Smurf
 

What an Attention Whore.

Both of them, I mean.

Her chest looks like Pfah and his twin brother french-kissing under Liberace's curtains.

His hat is perfect for a game of Ice Pick Chess.
 

He can't be that good of a magician...

He has yet to make himself disappear.
 

rictus smile, fear-eyed,
hott with hatted, one-eyed scrote,
your chest and butt equate
 

With any luck his career will disappear soon.
 

Why can't someone just hit him with a car? Or a van, I'm not too particular, as long as it's travelling at a fast rate and weighs over 2000 lbs. Shit, we could just put him in front of Plinky's mom while she runs down the Dorito aisle at the Piggly-Wiggly.
 

Unfortnately Crisssss Angel is not human, and his douchery will be with us long after our children's children are gone, just accept it...

Her on the other hand, I would suck the saline out of those Fun-yons just to endure the hours of shitting blood and vomiting battery acid...

~ifionlyhadadouche
 

I couldnt even care about chris being in the picture my eyes went straight to one place those big beautiful t*tties!!!! :-) Those things def. put a smile on my face!
 

Somewhere Orel Douchehiser and Jean Claude Van Douche just spontaneously combusted after seeing the purple cleave.
 

Great Ceasar's ghost...Look at the cleavage.
 

You know that card trick where he makes your card float up from the middle of the deck?

I bet I could do that. Except instead of a card, I'd use my phallus, and instead of a deck of cards I'd use those two earthly delights.

Abra Cadabra bitch.
 

He copped that hat from a Chicago cop, then stomped on it.
 

Who the hell is Criss Angel and why don't I see him in this picture? Mmm. Melons.
 

Well, at least he buttons up the vest, give him credit for that.

HolyMaryMotherOfMammaries

Something really devilish must have happened back in the sacristy on Sunday morning, if she's wearing Bishop's purple with a shit-eating grin, he's got two crosses and a pentagram, and like I said, the Chicago cop's twisted beanie.
 

Her globes o' glory are so big her belt is directly below them.

Is it possible they reach her navel when unsheathed?
 

ya know, those INFLAT-O-BOOBS(tm) are so big that she could Reverse Toss Your Salad at the same time you're giving her a Reverse Pearl Necklace. Now that's some bling she could really use!
 

My loathing for that assspeck shit-toad is directly proportional to the utter magnificence of her udders. In other words:

"Nice rack, babe!"
 

Geezus Christos!!! Her dress doth over-floweth. I agree with an earlier comment, I made the mistake of watching this bag's tv show. That's a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.
I lost my train of thought, mmmm, melons.
 

Gosh.. They are huge!
 

@ Darksock

Ice Pick Chess....incredible.
 

I can smell this piece of shit's body odor just by looking from this picture. He probably thinks showering is only for Christmas and Easter, the only two days he might even consider getting his dick-washing self in a church.

The bitch looks like a human pig and I don't even want to know how fat and ugly she'll be in 10 years.

Ugly ass motherfuckers

She somehow got the night off from Taco Bell and he lives with his mom and will end up being the nightly recipient of semen at mexican donkey shows.
 

@whoop di douche

Nice pickup of the pentacle hidden among the Jesus bling! Does that make him part Christian and part Pagan? Or 2/3 Christian, since the cross to pentacle ratio is 2:1? I s'pose it doesn't matter since he is 100% greasy scrote.

And holy Mary mother of God, those dirty pillows are going to 'splode! I can only pray there there will significant collateral damage to the douchetastic dick tard.
 

Now it all makes sense......I always felt weird wathing Chris Angel. He is an AngelDoucheShitBag.
 

He seems more of a Fag than a Douche.
 

when she's 60, her boobs will sag below her belly button.

Who am I kidding? Fuck no - they're entirely made of plastic. They probably stand at attention when she's flat on her back, which is where she earns her living.

And the bag? I wave my magic wand and POOF, he is gone.
 

Holy humongous funbags Batman. Why is it that Johnny Asshat always seems to show up with a chick who is clearly a pro.
It just seems that the degree of douchetrocity is directly proportional to the overtly "pro" appearance of the bleeth/hott. Perhaps there is even an intriguing equation that can be devised to correlate such an abhorrent incindent.
 

if he could make the rest of her dress disappear, I would be a fan of that... yes sir
 

@crucial head

Your clairvoyance is astounding! Thank Xenu they just installed ceiling sprinklers at the motel here.

I do enjoy a woman with a head on her cleavage, I hate shoulders. And like Wil E. Coyote I'm a big fan of huge boulders.

And right below his Jesus bling is, yup, you guessed it,'X marks the spot'. For my next trick I'm going to make this magician disappear.
 

how much "Jesus Bling" does a D- list celebrity/magician need?
 

I SPY PARTIAL NIPPLE!!!

Thats about the only thing that kept me from barfing. Also, its not a pentagram, is a fucking bling anarchy sign. EVEN WORSE. I'm seeing far too much side boob on mr. angel as well. Put it away please, thanks. The bling is enough to blind me. Really? You like Jesus that much? Maybe you should bring Kiki here to church with you then and get those dirty pillows blessed.
 

Actually, this is a tremendous magic act wherein David Copperfield is impersonating David Blaine impersonating Criss Angel.

You all got duped. For real.
 

Well Dawg my Cats!
-It ain't 'The Boobie Sun God',
But it sure looks like her twin sister 'Midnite'!!!

So sad how homegrown, earth-tillin', red-blooded cowgirls never have floaties that big.

-And when you Do see 'em; -like on 'Midnite' here, the joy is always tempered by, "Damn! -It's a pro. ... oh, well."
 

Hers is a smile of a woman inwardly knowing-- but hoping otherwise-- that no matter how pearly white the teeth, or how perky the eyetwinkle, nor how contrived the eyebrow arch; will anyone ever notice how white, perky or contrived any of these is because of that great-mother-of- mammaries-holy-globes-of-plenty set of burgeoning chichibangas.

--VS
 

@ vin douchal

How long do you think it has been she last saw her feet?

Great commentary.

Buckaroo
 

Who's the real magician here? I bet she can make his miniscule penis disappear in her cleavage. Hell, her treasure chest could probably conceal Long Dong Silver's awesome instrument of pleasure.

Abracadabra-douche
 

get a load of those tittays!!!!

Let me grab my sock
 

that guy is a complete loser. he walks around vegas like he is the man, while everyone laughs at him. the only thing worse than him is the occasional dirty girl or two who he gets drunk then gets with him

PATHETIC
 

Piss Angel makes me want to kill. I can't help it. Even though I'm a peace loving guy, the sight of this Vegas dung pile makes me want to attack him with a chain saw. You watch, in a couple years, he'll be doing gay porn.
 

The truly amazing magic trick here is that he was able to keep his eyes off of her titties long enough to have a picture taken.
 

Bon Jovi, the acid years.

Nice Sideshow Boob.
 

Vin Douchal - the last time she saw her feet? Hmmm, I'd say it was last night, when she had her ankles up past her earlobes while she was getting double-penetrated by a pair of dwarfs. She reckoned they had bigger dicks than this dick she's posing with.
 

That girl is insanely beautiful. How Criss Angel even gets to stand next to vegas' boobalicious hot girls like her is beyond me.
 

Bring me this man head and the world will be a better palce