I love lamp.
 

Cinemax After Dark's new series:
Leather Dykes Love Trannys.
 

Juan Carlos' hat never really fit quite right after he had his hairline tattooed back in.
 

Daddy Yankee outdouches the uberdouche by forgoing the pectoral oil rubdown, and instead covering his JACKET in oil. Dave Chapelle via African satellite in the background.

Honey Bunches of Scrotes
 

Carlos got very angry when the Fanta girls said he couldn't be in their newest commercial.
 

He was amazed at the realism. They even had bar skanks in the Matrix.
 

Yo Vanilla, kick it one time boyeeeeee
 

The moment the words “let me whoop this out” were uttered, Antoine understood what Sheena REALLY meant by “ménage a trios.”
 

Spike Lee in the back surveys yet another New York Knick’s debacle.
 

Erving snapped his head out of Lidia’s mangina and looked around bewildered when the DJ accidently punched the volume to max.
 

On the commercial set for Xenu’s Chinese fingerlock lampshades.
 

(Good one, on the Fanta commercial...)
 

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The long-lost descendant of Yul Brenner looked at his harem, wishing for Julie Andrews, and took it out on Jasmine: "You are a very difficult woman. When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, Et cetera!"
 

Hmmm... her cleavite has more shine than my jacket...good thing I got a brain tattooed on my head so I can think of something to do about this...
 

Say baby...Is yo dick bigga than mine?
 

here's a caption for ya, "Deport Pedro"
 

Pedro learned the hard way not to put the iron next to the hair dryer early in the morning.
 

The new latin dance workout video craze has hit rock bottom.
 

In spite of repeated applications of Armor-All, Pedro simply could not get his jacket to out-sheen Nina's left tit.
 

Isn't that Janet Jackson?
 

Pedro struck his best gangsta pose, hoping that no one would notice that his jacket was made out of a Hefty Steel-Sak.
 

The club came to a screeching halt when a drunk Griselda unfurled her post-op meat-cicle and began urinating on the floor.
 

Francisco was appalled when Mirasol displayed the results of 'her' back alley circumcision.
 

After his reincarnation, Jack Benny had difficulty adjusting.
 

Pedro was very self-conscious about his eight nipples.
 

Realizing Lolita was getting more attention than he, Juan couldn't decide whether to punch the bitch or to just further tilt his hat.
 

With the club and the dance floor packed to capacity, Rosa and Maria were trapped in a cloud of Axe, unable to escape it's stanky grip.
 

Does this jacket REALLY look as fake as I think it does?
 

@ BVG -

Jack Benny....that was awesome. I retract my two tepid posts.
 

Pedro shuffled nervously, a slave to his armpit fetish.
 

"I got this scar on my head falling off the giraffe at Neverland Ranch, whatchoo got?"
 

Jack Benny hopes for a wardrobe malfunction of EPIC proportions.
 

Imran looks on with approval at his potential co-stars in the new musical production of "The Douchebag and I."
 

Hesvaldo, the choreographer, is the unsuspecting victim of the "Dance of the Seven Sabers" as Jovita begins to unsheath her concealed weapon, while Letti & Mimi line up to follow suit
 

As we return to "Adventures inside the genie lamp", we see that Shaazam has become a leather daddy douche with his harem of dirty hotts...


Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

the smell of wet tar permeated the club as Jorge arrived after waking up in the gutter
 

Romero looks on with envy as he realizes he could never support a strapless gown
the way Rosa can
 

Intrigued by the minor celebrity, Juanita agreed to jiggle her jugs in Gary Coleman's face as long as he kept repeating "wachoo talkin' about willis?"
 

"Superman" is pensive prior to displaying his "headliner" at Club Habana
 

Bish you betta recognize
 

Carlos was bitter that Rosa didn't give so much as a thank you for his donated scalp patch that made her breast augmentation possible.
 

Hey baby how about me and you hit up the dollar menu...
 

The mass stand-up wake for last week's drive-by shooting victims at Club Mayan was a testament to the
legacy of Angel Pantoja Medina.
 

"Ju should be careful, girl; jours may fall off too"
 

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Lamp
 

Jesus was prepped for his "dance with the triangular monster" in his full length black latex body condom.....

...."you got a date with Jesus, baby!"
 

"How could you, Leticia? You know that is my favorite dress"
 

Ho best have my cash,fore I put my foot up that muthafuckin ass!!!!!
 

Next weeks episode of "I know U didant wear that"

The shiny jacket.That is SO 2002.That went out with videos that have the fish lens.
 

Bich, whachoo mean "That's my jacket?"
 

No No NO, Latin Steve-O! -THAT is a stunt you Really don't want to try. Just Stick with Adriana and Mercedez to your left. Your anus will thank you.
 

Fuck him, he supports McCain
total douch ass hat
 

@ darksock 1:22

I was waiting for it, and I should have expected that you would come through for me. Ruthless, utterly ruthless.
 

Is it live.....or Photoshop?







(DUH.)
 

"Breasts, you say? Huhm! Can I get some? I mean, onto my chest as well. For my own."

--VS
 

@ Elastic Snap Hole

ROFLMAO!!!!
 

Alphonse wondered what had smacked him in the head, knocking his hat askew.

Then he saw the pillow-like mounds responsible, and began to drool.....
 

I just had a run-dmc flashback
 

"Sorry, Officer, but could you assist me in retrieving my comb?

Sure lady, but I' d feel a perfect ass... er, tits."

Gotta go now, LA beckons. ass to be doing so."

Pretty lame, but really, it works.
 

"I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi


So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

-- Gerardo-bag, "Rico Suave"
 

"Psh! I taught her that"
 

Even the special dress Carmelita wore was not enough to interest the Latino Rob Halford. Except the fabric. That was fabulous.
 

Bitch, you bump me again, and make my hat fall off, you dead.
 

I know I didnt just feel manmeat!!! Tell me, I didnt feel manmeat!!!
 

You take a dump?! Smells like you just took a dump!
 

I know the feeling Pedro,

I get mesmerized too when I stumble across the Latin Channel.

I just stop and stare.

Of course with out a stupid side tilt Yankee hat though.
 

On the set of the new hit Disney flick

G.E.D Musical
 

"G.E.D. Musical"

heh heh heh that was sweet
 

Reggaeton star Daddy Yankee kicks it in his B-boy stance while admiring Latin Bleeths in his video "Gasolina (the Douche Daddy remix)"
 

I like bosoms.
 

This is the look Jorge (pronounced whore-gay) gives you just before he infects you with herpes...