very nice "bells"
 

lookit them boobs!! great!
 

What the hell is Paulie Walnuts doing there in the back?
 

ok. there is a creepiness about this pic.
she's definately got daddy issues. i'm guessing that she looked up to Belding as a child. perhaps he was the wise and caring father she never had.

i think Belding should totally take that into consideration.



and hit that....
 

I've seen the ghostly figure of the guy in back in other pics submitted to this site. Is he the "Ghost of Douchebags Past?"

Oh yeah, NICE F'N RACK! I would circle the world on a big wheel powered milk carton raft just to get a chance to float by the Long Island beach she tanned those lovely sweater stretchers at last August.
 

DB1, you look like a hott yourself. yes, that was very homo-hetero of me.
 

Mr. Belding you're probably the closest thing to a father this Hottie ever had growing up. In her pre pubescent and later neglected adolescent mind she always thought if I had a daddy he'd be just like you. Now after years of speculation on how it would’ve been to have you as her father she finally meets you and you are the “cool dad” she would’ve loved to have had. After drinking and parting with her and just treating her like a great kid, she wants to reward you…with a blow job...and well you deserve it get some head Mr. Belding and enjoy, after all she's the one that’s fuc^ed up not you.
 

Guess what DB1, there's a Saddle Ranch bar in of all places Scottsdale, AZ. Will wonders never cease?

Mr. Belding needs to get his inner Slater on and Kapowski those bells back to homeroom. And tell that choad licker in the pic that Mr. Shadow would like to see him and his nail polish out in the alley.
 

I'm guessing he dunked his head in a vat of bleach BEFORE he got his bull-tag in the ear. Maybe he painted his nails to get a 'real' farm animal look.

It works you piece of poopoo. Now go dunk your tool in sulfuric acid and die screaming.
 

@ J Scrotten

I totally agree I saw this pic and thought the same.
 

Boobies, yes. Hott, No!
 

Run DMC......Run as far as you can!
 

I've gotta admit, the Saddle Ranch Bar is not all that bad. In fact, I think the mechanical bull is exactly what saves it- it can make a real hard-ass douche look pretty silly, which is always comforting.

In fact, Saddle Ranch is where I developed my L.A. theory- I defy you, at any point in the night while on Sunset Strip, to turn around 180 degrees, and NOT see a pair of fake titties. Seriously, I did this test with my friends 30 times last time I was there, and it never failed.
 

His shirt says RUN DMC. Her name just happens to be Douchey McChica. RUN DMC, RUN.

As for Belding - he's chesthair-baggin' it. Good for him - I'd use my old-age Q-list celebrity to bump up against DMC's boobs.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Belding's doing a lot better than that principal from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" that's for sure.

As for the metrosexual punk on the right...just give up now. Do us all a favor and give up. Now.
 

She reminds me of hatchet face from Crybaby. I'm not convinced her breaststs could provide my offspring, with silicon nutrients.
 

As the she-bling suggests...there is only death if you follow those boobies. And I, for one, would welcome it.
 

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good for the old dog if he gets to rub up against those silicone mounds......

everyone else in this pix should have their third eye bashed in with a croquet mallet...

you know, for enlightenment purposes....
 

MmmmmmMmMmmm... skull and boobies!
 

I get vastly different readings from each one of her eyes. Do this with me now. Cover her left eye with a finger leaving the rest exposed. She is saying " Hey there stud. Come nestle your face in my mammory mounds"

Now, cover her right eye in the same fashion and she is saying " I WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF IF YOU TOUCH MY ASS AGAIN"

Or is it just the 7 cups of coffee I had this morning?
 

This guy needs a shirt that says "Need Daddy?" on the front left side and on the back it says "Got Spank?"

I love a woman with nice bells and a hunched over daddy vibe :-) It brings out the Quasimodo in me, to be..in..her.

DJ
 

mmmmmm...B(. )( .)BIES!!!!!!
 

The Saddle 'Bag Chop House sounds like it would be more like it.
 

Early the next morning after this photo was taken a somewhat haggard, but smiling Mr. Belding emerges from Motel 6. He has a new "cool" T shirt, piercings, tatts, and a new attitude. A few minutes later Bleach-spike Douche and Silicone Bells Bleeth depart-Mission Accomplished!
 

This chick does nothing for me. I've seen pictures of the Mr. Belding partying it up on the dance floor all over the internet. Due knows how to get down with the young ladies. The douche on the right thinks RUN D.M.C. means Run (after) doing my cock.
 

I quote Adrian Zmed from Bachelor Party;

"Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo! "
 

let a playa play
 

RUN DMC could possibly get a pass if he'd slick back the rooster comb.

Just an observation, the old guys noggin is as big as both of her tits, and both of their heads all squashed together.

- D.S.
 

Due to the whole skull and crossbones thing and her weirded out eyes, I believe those may be Hells Bells.
 

Oh, to be a happy little Skully, nestled cozily in Silicon Valley
 

Is that Andre Aggasi?
 

Wait a minute: The hot waitress at Saddle 'Bagz actually said, "I don't care that much about looks; I just like a guy with a good personality"?

How long till "Nikki" is on this page, if she hasn't been already?
 

Mr. Belding is a pimp. If you have some time check him out singing with Tony Romo and Metal Skool on youtube. The singer says something to the effect of " Me and Mr. Belding were just doing blow in the back!"
 

Wow. . . that thing's just about to pop out. Also, that dude is old and fat. And his shirt is unbuttoned.

Nice.
 

I'd take that back to the principal's office.
And by principal's office I mean BOOBS.
 

mmmm....booby thigh lick. I can completely ignore girly cheese-ball factor for the mountains of madness.
 

I am sorry, what hairdo?
 

Yeah, I think Johnny Scrotten hit the nail on the head. Belding might like to party and all, but I think the last couple years he's been cleaning up and taxing the hotts who grew up with the show. He's been all over the place, especially Pure. Forget royalties from SBTB reruns, I too would love to dip my stinger between those saline globes. With that half drunk stare, I think Belding was thinking the same and actually pulled one off. The ubiquitous striped shirt needs to go, Mr. B! 2002 called and is recalling that cliched ish. And DJ Shit, I think that's what his name is...or I'm missing a consonant somewhere...: dude you've got to quit with the black nail polish. Your mixes are alright, but this douche act needs to stop. Check into a good psychotherapist and eventually you'll stop hating yourself. Don't have insurance Mr. DJ? Drop $17.95 and read The 12 steps of De-Douchification. You've already been on this site a few times, it's a warning sign and a cry for help.
 

she is bleethed out beyond any hope of recovery. the look in her eyes is eerily reminiscent of the rabid monkey from wolfgang peterson's 1995 bio-thriller "outbreak".

-haberdouchery

and of course, boobies!
 

Paul Sorvino lurking...
 

Belding looks like the pre trimspa twin of Bill O'Reilly.
 

Belding looks like the pre trimspa twin of Bill O'Reilly.
 

Saddle Bags...err Saddle Ranch is Douchey. Never wanted to set foot in that place...

There are many quasi-douche meccas on Sunset though. One comes to mind-- SKY BAR. wretch...gag.

But I will confide in the bag community that I've caught myself missing Teh Standard and even Barney's Beanery. (sigh)
 

Just because you have giant milkbags does not make you hot...ok maybe it does, but still...i'm wondering if she looked straight at me if one of those eyes might lazily stray off to the left a bit...kinda sexy actually...

...and yes this was taken at the 'Bada Bing'. I would not mess with the lurker back there.
 

I believe it was Jim Carey who said in Dumb and Dumber "Look at the fun bags on that hosehound!", but the shit-eating grin ain't doing it for me.
 

Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) used to come into my favorite karaoke bar in N. Hollywood on a regular basis. He was a really nice guy, and would jokingly flirt with the ladies....or was it a joke? ;) In his defense, women would ASK to take pictures with him whenever he came in the bar!
 

Isn't that Andrea aka Miss Howard Stern?
 

two things...

1st. @ Poop Douchey Douche, good call on the eyes. although i think one of them (most likely the right one) is glass. not that there's anything wrong with that.

2nd. her mighty bosom seems to have snapped one of the bones in her skull and crossbone necklace.



that is all. draw your own conclusions.
 

Where is this other worldly establishment located? It must be another dimension or parallel universe. I refuse to believe that Hoots McFunbags would be able to find both Mr. Belding and the bastard love child of Colin Farrel and Carson Daly in the same club on this planet. Please tell me I am wrong, or that this is LA, in which case let's hope the earthquake got em.






oooh....too soon?
 

i was about to submit this pic myself actually, but her lazy eye freaked me out a bit.
 

"My readers are the most articulate, hilarious people, and I can't believe how funny they are." ... Yes, DB1, yes we are ... and thanks for noticing!!
 

As I gaze dreamily at the friendly gal with her lovely sacks of fat pressed against Mr. Belding, I wonder why they don't make pillows that look like that?
 

You know Mr. Belding is CRAVING a brumski right here.

And is that Pretty Fly For A Scrote Guy lurking back there? http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7033-721076.jpg
 

here dad, I bought for you on craigslist...
 

Damn, i would have bet money Belding would have been bending Lisa Turtle.

Side note: Grey hair on a guy can look distinguished. Grey chest hair unfurling out of a shirt with iced-tea streaks? Not so much.
 

@Anon, 3:25 p.m. -

I don't think that's PFfaSG in the back - I see no chin pubes.



However, up front is poor John Stamos exhibiting the dangers of losing Rebecca Romijn: frosty fauxhawk, facial jewelry, black nail polish, and who knows what else going all-out douche attempting to land another hott.

Or did Andre Agassi get a hair transplant?
 

Am I the only one that's going to comment on the pic of DB1???

If that's really you, jesus you have some explaining to do.

Slicked up hair made into a mini faux-hawk, a shirt halfway unbottoned (with some ridiculous design on the front), and a half retarded hand gesture / point????

Really?

Very disappointed...
 

Ah Mr. Belding, you fabulous heap of let-me-be-your-grandaddy-now-I'll-just-get-those-lights...

Has anyone met him in his..erm, later years?

He's um, entertaining.