I call douchebag on the grounds that anyone mixing hand gestures and stupid faces in a picture is trying way too hard to be something..

what that something is, in this case, is a douche.

One or the other would be considered quasi-acceptable as incidental douchery or unwitting baggishness, but mixing them together is a crime against humanity.

level 2 at most tho..

btw, he has a third leg growing from his ass. I think we may have spotted a new species of bag here..

-captain abag
 

Valerie Bertinelli hott (pre-Olde Country Buffet) is a sight to behold and Ex-Bag is a douche on general principals.

Call me, LHAOIV. xoxoxo
 

Yes the brunette is hott--too bad she is not with a bigger douche.

WingDouche and PrincipalDouche are at the Historical Society--and that is why they are wearing Arrow Shirts, to represent that arrows were historically a principal weapon in early Colonial America.

(If I remember correctly from my book report on The Last of the Scrotehicans...)

Having given the necessary what you young people call, "props"; they could have maybe tucked the shirts in and shaved for the occasion.
 

Ha, that's Roadrunner's. Not really a club so much as a family-friendly restaurant that serves a pretty good macaroni n cheese.
 

@Capt. -

The "3rd leg" is definitely the background buddy's leg and might be for foreground douche to grind on. Notice how the knee is most likely right in his (ahem) "wheelhouse."

Left brunette hott is very cute, though I hope that's a light blue camera and not a pack of cigarettes. We don't need any more hotts mangling their looks with tobacco products.
 

slow day today
 

Definitely a douche! I really don't understand the nottadouche on this one...
 

Notadouche caught in a 'bag moment.

And let's keep ex-gf's from deciding who scrotes and who don't. 'Bag hunting is an objective science, and needs not be injected with the ulterior motives of the woman scorned.
 

LHAOIV, are you the pink hott? If so, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
 

oh,and there's a douche verdict to be handed down? I was captivated by pink. Dude gets pre-stage 1 with douche tendencies. And yeah, I got that from the DSM IV
 

Submitting pics, etc......

>>3. A pic of an ex-boyfriend whom you explain in graphic detail screwed over either you, your sister or your sorority friend, followed by begging me to run it on the site to get back at him. Yet the pic only features a closeup, and he's smiling and looks like a cast member from Boy Meets World.<<

LHAOIV didn't exactly violate this to a 'T,' and he is only a stage-1 at best/worst because of the gestures and posing. However, it really should be much douchier to be posted, and there's no way to know these hotts are with these guys unless LHAOIV is actually one of the hotts pictured here.

She should elaborate and send more pics of herself for further study. And by "further study," I mean that I might soon need to refill the ink cartridge in my printer.
 

I'm flying with a notadouche on this one as well.

Although the hand gesture may be enough to mock the crab in the front, I don't believe it enough to classify for douche status.

Notice that his shirt isn't even unbuttoned (or raised) exposing juiced up roidal treachery.

Even his patsy in the back doesn't look like he uses every product Axe sells.

I think we have a case of a jealous ex, crying out for love. A love that needs to be filled with a jack and coke, and a swift slap to the ass.
 

I agree with Anonymous. The hand gestures alone are perilously close to bag qualification. Add in that smirk you have yourself a stage 1 douche.

I further agree with... well, everyone that the pink wearing brunette is adorable. However, I'd like to put a message out there to cute girls the world over. Girls, please... for the love of Christ... stop wearing clam diggers and capri pants. They're awful.
 

I'm going to also give this guy a notadouche pass. He's simply just trying to be cool and fell short.

Something tells me it's not his first time.

As for LHAOIV, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned in Vegas. I kind of hope your the taller hot on the right. I have no love for a girl in Jean Shorts. Give me a girl in short shorts and understated sexy shoes anyday.
 

You niggas mad these niggas get more pussy then you , yu probably stuck in your moms crib mastabating hating ass nigass
 

*ignoring niggabaitin' anonymous asshole*

That collar is popped, I call douche.
 

First of all, mr. anon 555: I ain't no nigga. Second of all, I don't "mastabate" I masturbate. And I'm damn good at it. I surely don't do any of that at my mammy's house or my basement. I do that at the adult arcade where you're manning the glory hole, nigga.
 

Anon 555 at the glory hole
 

I have to go with not a douche. It looks more as though he is mocking douchebaggery. The gang signs alone are not enough. There is no douche fashion, no douche haircut, no man jewelry aside from a small neck chain, and the girl on the right is far from being a hott. If he is in fact a douchebag, he is not very good at it.
 

He's not that big of a douche compared to some of the other swamp scum that has appeared on this site. However, he is doing the leaaaaaaaaaan back motion, his eyes are closed for some reason, and he's making the smug look of self satisfaction while making some strange unknown hand gesture as a way to draw attention to himself instead of the hotts in the picture.

This picture is proof of what many before me have dubbed stage 1 douchedom. A guy who enjoys a night on the town and doesn't appear to be obnoxious at first, but throw some alcohol and hotts in his face and he does what so many douches before him do. Next he'll be taking HGH, getting tribal tatts, and the sandwich face seen in this picture will develop into a full blown "kissy-face."
 

I would like for pink hott to sit on my face so I could guess her weight. The other other three douches can go wear snowshoes and dribble a basketball throught a mine field.

Buckaroo
 

@fragile 4:55

"too bad she is not with a bigger douche"

Classic!!

Are you saying he needs a douche-over?
 

not a douche, no bling, no ubiquitous red cup, the jeans aren't that ridiculous, the only flaw is the hand gesture. He still has potential to becoming a stage 1, but still can make the choice to stay not a douche
 

Not a total db, but certainly on his way to super-stardom.

Please note the hand-gesture, a variant of the "Rocker" and the "Spocker". His assumption that all chicks are into his style of Buttplay pushes him into a flegdling bagger.
 

Come now, have you people lost your good sense? of course he's a douche!

He has obviously modeled himself after his idol Dane "Giant Heaping Douchebag" Cook. He has studied his mannerisims, identical fashion sense, same dumb-ass smirk, and general over-grown 35year old frat douche demeanor. He likely even regurgitates Cook-isms (or 'jokes' as he calls them) so the bleeths will think he's 'funny and cool'.

Fuck him and his Podunk Lance Bass Wingman for enabling him and not smacking him upside the head and yelling 'Dude! Stop being a douche!"


and oh yeah, Pinky's well on her way with the fake cans, white belt and hair extenions...
 

Ah, the old "St. Louis style" shocker. Double deuce at that.

Yep, he's a douche.
 

I'm with peter bagdonovich...just look at the collar.
 

What we have here is a jealous ex-girlfriend.
She didn't mind the alledged douche,
as long as she was with him.
She is not in this pic, she's hatin on Pinky.

And, I would love to play stinky pinky, with Pinky.
 

Dork, for sure, but only Stage 1 Douche at the most.
 

Brunette Pinkshirt Sucklethigh on the left has clouded your judgment on this one. This guy is just an idiot trying to hard in this pic. Granted Almost all douches are just idiots trying to hard, this guy is far from over the top. Can't see his hair too well but doesnt look like a complete cactus head... tan doesnt look like 100% bottle... shirt is not excessively unbuttoned... i dont see and bling... jeans arent out of control ripped. Next thing you know HCWDB is going to turn into an Ex hating site. DB1, I think you just opened your inbox to a new world of pain.
 

I can't give a pass on this one - hand gestures, facial contortion, pre-ripped/defaced jeans. Not an advanced case here, I'd say stage one on the way to two fast. Why? Because clearly this DB has the Spririt of the Scrote. He is TRYING to be a douche, but has yet to perfect the look. And we all know you cannot underestimate someone's ability to change if their heart/spirit is in it.

But I will also agree that incrimination by ex-girlfriends and the like is not an ideal source and should have such careful consideration given as we are doing here.
 

Is that a huge third leg dangling out of the crotch of those Levi's?

Because I need one of those, if you know what I mean. I got something to stuff into it.



That's right,
$240 worth o' pudding.

Oh, yeah.
 

Excuse me, Miss LHAOIV, I am assuming you are the one in the pink on the left, based on my "reasoning" skills... But could you do the world a favor and sit on my face? Its for the starving children in Africa.
 

Fratbag at the very worst DB1.
 

@ scrotesquatch...you better go back to "reasoning" 101.
If that were her in the pink, she would have mentioned it.
She's not as hot as Pinky, so she didn't.

bucket of balls
 

Nottadouche, but so terribly, terribly close.
His giant denim penis IS distracting, though.
 

Douche all the way. Striped "Gaslamp" shirt (super popular in San Diego's Gaslamp quarter..douche haven) is a dead giveaway.
 

Perhaps ony a douche by night. I see no real commitment to the douche side of the force, just a few drinks sucked down and a pose.

A true douche is a douche by day and night, with multiple douche modifications.

not a douche, but don't invite him to the party. The chick is on the low-end of hot, but hot nonetheless.
 

I don't think he's a DB. This sounds like a woman scorned. How many pictures does she have of him NOT looking like a douche. Plenty, methinks...