Monday, July 28, 2008
On the Choad
The San Francisco reading/signing was great, thanks to all who showed up, mocked some 'bags, and enjoyed a tasty HoHo.
The "On the Choad" pic featured here wasn't taken at the signing, but felt apropos anyway.
I love this city, in spite of the occasional hippiebag, beatnikbag and, of course, the residue of the dot-com trustafarians from 2000.
Your humble narrator is off to NYC in a few days, as the book continues to spread our gospel through the lands of Grieco and Bleeth.
Speaking of HoHos and Night Train, reader Joey Buttadoucheo snapped this pic of the signing table. And proving that great minds think alike, here's a pic from the L.A. Signing that a reader named "Boz" snapped. Love it, nice work Boz. Now shave that mullet and get back on the football field.
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I think that chick just finished of a hitch ball hence the metallic flake on her pouty swollen lips
# posted by 
: 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Where's PETA when you need them? Someone needs to throw red paint all over that scrote in the white.
Men should NOT be making the kissy face. It looks lame enough when women do it, men doing that is just plain weird.
Men should NOT be making the kissy face. It looks lame enough when women do it, men doing that is just plain weird.
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM 
Lack of cleavage on the open shirt leads me to believe that white hat choad has brought his gender bending brother along for a night on the town to distract everyone from his baggery. Note the sly way the neck brace covers his/her adams apple. Tempt me indeed lucifer. I would eat blondie's sweet apple pie any day.
He is a gas filled balloon made from dried animal bladders. The post-op brunette thought it would be a good idea to leave the house without wiping RuPaul’s semen off his lips. The blonde is cute, and most likely a girl… which I like.
The look on the blonde’s face says “I would love you to conduct a search through my navel by candlelight using only a feather and a wooden spoon.”
Of course, I would burn what chametz I found in her navel along with the requisite 10 morsels of bread to atone for the sinful acts I would later perpetrate on her glorious bosoms.
The look on the blonde’s face says “I would love you to conduct a search through my navel by candlelight using only a feather and a wooden spoon.”
Of course, I would burn what chametz I found in her navel along with the requisite 10 morsels of bread to atone for the sinful acts I would later perpetrate on her glorious bosoms.
I see a Gaybag, a Faghag, and 2008's must-have douche accessory, the Filipino Tranny.
The world is indeed their oyster and the future for them is filled with limitless possiblities and recurring outbreaks of sores..
The world is indeed their oyster and the future for them is filled with limitless possiblities and recurring outbreaks of sores..
A picture of a San Francisco Douchenik--complete with "ironic" Maynard G. Krebs chinpubes, a turtleneck and playing bongo drums--would have been more relevant to the commentary.
Just sayin'....
Just sayin'....
I don't get out of my mother's basement much--but I think he would look a lot like THIS only his shirt would be predistressed instead of real distressed and it would be ASSliction®.
The Great White Sucker Fish. This cat is the human version of that one fish in the tank that keeps sucking in the other fish's poo to see if it's something edible but he just won't accept the first taste of poo.
Suck the poo in, spit the poo out, suck the poo in, spit the poo out and on and on and on.
What a "Suckah"
Suck the poo in, spit the poo out, suck the poo in, spit the poo out and on and on and on.
What a "Suckah"
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
I know exactly what's going on here. Trout Lips Brunette is a porn star, although "star" is a slight misnomer since she only has a couple of DVDs under her belt. The blonde, Kimmy, is the bright-eyed ingenue, straight off the bus from Kansas City. Kimmy doesn't know it yet, but Trout has her eye on her for a girl-on-girl-with-surprise feature. Oh, Kimmy. Get away from Trout and her meth dealer. Go back to Kansas City. Then come to me. I will gently cleanse the city dirt and excess make up from your face, before you ride me like a jackhammer whilst I scream, "Welcome to Bahstin!"
I would love to hear the wet thud of an aluminum baseball bat across that kid's mug.
It's Monday... I'm kind of irritable.
- Douchey Smurf
It's Monday... I'm kind of irritable.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 1:26 PM
: 1:26 PM
@ DB1
Thanks for the picture credit! I was back in "the City" this morning, taking in the magnificent olfactory sensations, such as pigeon poop, homeless guy urine, and Starbucks Tazo® Green Tea Frappuccino® Blended Crème. Oh, and there was a guy with turrets syndrome who had pasted a commuter rail ticket to his nose in a vain attempt to mock "the system."
If it weren't for my many years of studying the writings of Jack Kerouac, I probably would not have understood the turrets guy's esoteric reference to Gary Snyder and the San Francisco Renaissance.
Thanks for the picture credit! I was back in "the City" this morning, taking in the magnificent olfactory sensations, such as pigeon poop, homeless guy urine, and Starbucks Tazo® Green Tea Frappuccino® Blended Crème. Oh, and there was a guy with turrets syndrome who had pasted a commuter rail ticket to his nose in a vain attempt to mock "the system."
If it weren't for my many years of studying the writings of Jack Kerouac, I probably would not have understood the turrets guy's esoteric reference to Gary Snyder and the San Francisco Renaissance.
Neither a kennedy nor a Bush, but a Choad, and a credit to the name. The ears fitting under the cap? That's genetic...
# posted by : 2:30 PM
: 2:30 PM
Tap-dancing Muhammad, what is up with the androgenous kissy-face on all these douches? Doesn't make me laugh, just makes me want to assault someone until both my fists get calloused.
I wonder if it's possible ... to stuff the rest of his lemon-puckering melon into those manhole-sized nostrils of his.
I wonder if it's possible ... to stuff the rest of his lemon-puckering melon into those manhole-sized nostrils of his.
# posted by : 2:53 PM
: 2:53 PM
Nice signing pics. The alcohol is particularly intriguing.
Night Train, Wild Irish Rose...cool.
But where's the Mad Dog 20/20 or the Cisco?
Night Train, Wild Irish Rose...cool.
But where's the Mad Dog 20/20 or the Cisco?
# posted by : 6:31 PM
: 6:31 PM
Hey DB1!
Hope you got the pix I sent you :-D
My friends at work were green with envy!
Thanks again for signing my book!
Hope you got the pix I sent you :-D
My friends at work were green with envy!
Thanks again for signing my book!
# posted by : 9:35 PM
: 9:35 PM
Nurse Blondie McHott accompanied the first two successful labia-to-lip graft transplant patients out for their first night back in public.
Due to a clerical error, Mikey's transplant was a yak's anus.
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Due to a clerical error, Mikey's transplant was a yak's anus.
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