Geez--the hot chicks just disappear THE NANOSECOND you say, "I do," n'est-ce pas?
 

A very appropriate gift for one leaving the game; good form, sir.

Even the trees are throwing gang signs. Sweet.
 

How did you know I was in a cubicle in Atlanta? Do you have ESPN or something?

I guess I should go back to Borders and buy it even though I read it there...I mean, that wasn't exactly The Brothers Karamazov and the prose flowed I daresay quicker than the mocha latte' down my gullet...

The cashier was looking at me kind of funny towards the end.

Looking at his tribal tattoo, I thought it was because he was a douchebag--but now I realize maybe I pushed the "liberal browsing policy"-envelope a little far.

I will try to find the one I dog-eared if it is still there.
 

I am a proud owner of the HCwDB book. I enjoy explaining it to everyone, especially hotts.
 

p.s. - I actually met Grieco in an LA bar. He was a nice guy, but he did have orange skin and spiky hair. and he waited patiently for someone to call out his name and say how great he was on some lame TV show.
 

Ha ha ha...Brian - I gave the book as a wedding gift to a buddy of mine who got married last month. Yes, there was another gift with it (the wife wouldn't have been too impressed with just the book). But dammit, I forgot to get a photo. Good job man.

Oh, and the Donkster rules!
 

Hey! How did DB1 know I haven't bought the book yet?
 

@bag 'lanta

I think the Department of Doucheland Security is monitoring the SKU codes and telling him who bought the book.
 

@'bag lanta

DB1's got your number lately with the missed Haiku reference and now this.
 

@ crucial head -

It sure seems that way! Might have to break out the Night Train tonight.
 

Have there been any wedding themed HCwD pictures yet? I'm curious how the guidos tie the knot.

Do they blast Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" and participate in a circle jerk followed by fake tanning at their weddings?
 

I have the book, and take it with me everywhere I go, spreading the gospel of douchebaggery to all I encounter. It is fun, humorous, and if I could afford it, i'd leave one on every VIP table at every club in every city across the world.

There's nothing like seeing a hat tilting 'bag pick up the book, then try to slyly un-tilt said hat when he realizes the douchyness of his ways.

Good times....and we see you...all of you.
 

My office is the size of a cubicle.
 

I also enjoy the book, but I think the wife does more because she was previously unfamiliar with this site. She would always remark on how I shouldn't be making fun of people. Now she understands my 'bag hunting ways. She even rifled off a few bag species (with shocking accuracy) while we were at dinner last night.

One comedic trend: many of the 'bags enshrined in the book are Vegas 'bags. The two pricks at Douche Mecca were former co-workers, circa 2006. Enshrined forever.

Funnier even is the pic of a rival club site founder (a hott) who probably didn't give the nod to their photo rights. Haha, who got the last laugh...you're still in the book you Bleeth!


Great writing throughout. I especially enjoyed the Historical Douches chapter and Douche Mecca-- didn't expect those. Thumbs up Jay, nice work!

Surely you're working on a screenplay.

-Orel D. (formerly known as Celeb Douche)
 

You can't really steal books like you do mp3s. It's much harder. I had to photocopy the whole thing and return it to the store.
 

and yes, I concur. It'd make a fine bukkake gift.
 

@city of brotherly scrote -

Guido? Wedding? Think Sixteen Candles, even if "bohunk" isn't quite "right".....

"I can look but I can't touch!"

"Try four."
 

What, there wasn't even one hott bridesmaid you could've gotten to pose with you?
 

And I also have the book, so DB1 isn't looking my way any longer.

I must say the humor throughout came at a fitting time. It arrived on a Friday afternoon, one day after I received a distressing call from a friend (and former roommate) who has two 'bagbashing dogs.....one of whom seems soon bound for the great doggie meadow in the sky. That mighty 'baghunter is pictured in my avatar. I can only wonder whether or not his first afterlife assignment will be cleaning any remaining choads from purgatory, or whether he gets to chill out with a hott rubbing his belly and ears.

He'll probably volunteer for both.
 

Vermont is lovely this time of year. I wish them all the best.
 

news flash, all the so called "chicks" on this blog are also douche bags. so perhaps this should be renamed "hot douche bags with douch bags"? good luck with this....you obviously have nothing better to do with your time. LA is really nice you should get off your ass and check it out sometime. Wow you're a total dip shit!
 

shameless shilling... where's Sally Struthers?
 

@assanon 7:11

I will always be fascinated--dare I say enchanted?--by the irony of people who take the time to call someone else a loser because of their blog, while they themselves are...sitting around commenting on a blog. Sorry we distracted you from starting the second Renaissance, anon. Get back to it. Or jamming traffic cones up your ass. Whichever.
 

sorry i just downloaded the book on bit torrent

but seriously it has been with me, read and re-read through every bowel movement since early july.
 

@anonymass 7:11

"LA is really nice"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! HA...man...everyone knows LA smells like pee. And gunshots every night are like tiny faeries singing of death and drug deals gone bad.

Moron...go back to fake richville and melt your plastic face with a soldering iron dipped in battery acid...thanks...have a good day.
 

@bcs...no shit?
 

Dude just got married, and he finds time to email HCWDB.

I guess the honeymoon's over.


$100 says anon @ 7:11 is a fat chick.
 

Mr. White,

You don't get it MAN, Anon @ 7:11 is doing a public service. He is trying to spread the word that we don't need to be chained to our material possessions, and that we're all God's creatures, made in HER image. When we make fun of a fellow human being, we're giving into the MAN's wishes. If we all lived in harmony, there would be no need to laugh at Donk, or Peaches, because we'd love them and we could all come together as one.

That or it's someone who needs to get off their high horse and realize this is just a site to laugh at the world we see. Definitely one or the other.

Shit I spend a weekend in Frisco and suddenly the hippie talk flows from me. Thanks a lot fucking Haight-Ashbury, next time I'll stick to Nob Hill so I can hang with the nouveau riche (and soon to be tres pauvre) douches.
 

@7:11

Don't drink the Hatorade!


By the way, the book is a friggin' masterpiece - whenever I'm lucky enough to have female visitors, they immediately break it open and the laughter begins - in DC, we have many species of Douchebag.

This site is hysterical, keep up the stellar work
 

Um i don't mean to be an ass or anything but as an expert on Japanese culture I feel it is my duty to informe you that you spelled "bukkake" wrong
 

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@Bukkake Ninja,

Thank you kind sir. I don't mean to be a wombat's rectum or anything, but as an expert in the English language, I'd like to inform(e) you that the substance on your cheek is, in fact, my own bukake. I delivered it directly, thanks to my thrice daily testi-kegels.

How you spell bukkake is up to you. More importantly, how you wipe it is up to your blankie.

Good night lil' Ninja. And thanks for playing.
 

best wishes to you and your bride Brian! and keep spreading the word.

i have 2 copies of the book and have bought a few for friends. one of my books has the signature of your drunken leader, DB1. it's on our coffee table right now next the latest CA Photography Annual.

true story.

and like bcs, i too have a read a majority of the book while pooping. in fact all of Chapters 3 & 4 were read during a post pasta dinner movement. i left the bathroom feeling lighter and wiser.

thank you DB1. thank you.

douche on.
 

@bukkake ninja...and i don't mean to be an ass either, but 'inform' doesn't usually end with an 'e'.

unless you're trying to act all fancy and use the King's English.
 

uh...these guys don't need the gang signs. Nice 80's tux shirt, loser...
 

wow .. there are a lot of cranky messages in this comment thread
... or maybe wedding pictures just do that to some people? ... anyway it's a truly fun book DB1 ... and a great gift idea too!!
 

There should probably be a book signing in Atlanta at some point.

All the book stores are stocking it because I have seen it.
 

I got the book too. It rocks! Congratulations on finding unknown photos of douche specimens.

Though I really think it needs a whole chapter on Donkey Douche. And maybe a section on Holy Blue Triangle. And by "section", I mean "I want to do her".

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Since it seems to be a voluntary submission... a buckshot to the head for the guy on the left and a shotgun shell made up of the resulting skull fragments to the right guy's dome