Tomorrow shall be better! The spirited canine 'baghunter in my photo got a reprieve from the vet's needle earlier this afternoon, so I know he has one last douche crushing mission in him.

We'll read about it soon, I'm sure. A great weekend to all!
 

nothing says douche like a camo 10 degree tilt chicago bears cap!

Da Bears!
 

D-bagus
 

She is all that is right in the world. Mmmm. He is a douchebag.

Her boobs. Mmmm. I now sport wood.
 

i would like to thank douchebag 1 for bringing me into this world (heard you talking with the rif in detroit)that i have been fond of for a long long time. dont really know where else to post this for the entire community of bag haters to see. thanks again brother bag haters for hating douches just as much as me. now lets see some douche.
 

Wow. Any avid reader of this site knows that I'm a huge fan of the Donkster. I'm not sure exactly how to quantify "huge fan", but who cares? This solo effort by the Donk proves that he can continue to rise among the ranks of the all-time greats in douchehistory.
 

@scrotebob --

agreed! donkster rules!
 

She's perfect. Slim, sleek, curvy, cuter than a bunny made of kittens, and that snaggletooth will keep her self-esteem in check and make her accessible to, well, obviously just about anybody.
 

very considerate of him to make sure the label was pointing directly at the camera
 

Re. Donk -

It's less macho than you think. He has a soft spot for the climax of Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
 

@ baron vg -

And what you can't see is that the donkster's drinking from a Little Mermaid sippy cup. He's a huge fan!
 

@ anybody...

Same guy from July 22nd @ 10:18 AM??

No wonder he looked hanged from a yardarm...this must be the BEFORE the 750ml of Grey Goose snozzled shot.

OMG that is a lovely hott. I hope that satin sash make the dress come off all at once. Mmmm.
 

just when i think the man is beating me down too much to look up from my blackberry or email, there comes a vision of perfect hair, teeth, and chestus, a big bottle of goose and the macho man's glasses and I can take a deep breath, sigh, and say...

yup, that is a douche.

and he makes me laugh.

thanks db1 and the crew for another week of humorous rage and Tai Chia for taking one's self way more seriously than even the worst dbags.
 

@joey -

Not the same, though they may be brothers:

Goose Runner vs. SF bowtie guy

Unless bowtie guy got hold of some Grecian Formula, he's the older brother.
 

The Donk is back. But without his hottie (and his shirt).

Why not have his hottie without her shirt instead.

Donk Rule!

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Is this Bruce Campbell's little brother?
 

to all my fellow baghunters/huntresses...

another great week. many laughs, some drama(thanks to the illiterate Chia) and a whole lotta mockin!

tonite i shall raise some shots (Maker's, Knob Creek) to you all.

cheers my friends!

you all make life a little better!
 

Mitchapalooza is going with the Kayne'd aviators with the young brunette trim. Me thinks she was a former fattie with a helluva personality and is eager to please. Strong jawline and scrawny arms indicate Suzie is doing that cardio and eating her Romaine. Good girl, nicer tetas.
 

This girl is incredibly hot and I would gladly eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

This is true beauty. Who needs all that fake hollywood shit we are spoon fed continuously.
 

Yeah, you know...jesus..what a waste of time these people have proven themselves to be..I really want to believe the reason im not getting laid is not because of morons like him; But I don't have a more logical explanation.
 

Oh, that guy with the horrible tribal tattoo reminds me of the badboy from nsync; That's really not original, either. Whatever happened to making our personalities different instead of trying to fit in with the crowd and get identical tattoos? What a ridiculous armpiece...I could think of a much better way to spend two or three grand and 20+ hours of time. Seriously, that same money could have paid for school books all year in college and then some. I really wish some people would just grow up.
 

Seems as if a great wind has gathered up and caused his windshields to be negative effect.

Enjoy the vodka through the ass mouth, ass mouth!

And by ass mouth I mean the the carnage that is your pie hole
 

To Choadley Van der Douche III...

Choadley rocked the striped shirt (douche!) and paid the hott to pose.
In every club you'll find these bags, where axe and goose is sold.

BTW...What kind of expression is that Choadley? Looks to me like Lemmiwinks just bit down.
 

Friday Goose is notadouche. He looks like he's completely fukcing hammered, and put on his GF's sun glasses as a goofy stunt for the camera. He shows no other signs of scrote - I give him a pass.

Now, Donkey Douche - he just blows great donkey dicks. Ultramegadouche. I need to bathe my retinas in battery acid to clear that roided tated up piece of crap out of my mind.
 

I do honestly believe that he has 2 assholes One in the rear and one is his mouth. . . . oh wait he is an asshole, that makes 3
 

Sorry new to this choad squat site, made the last 2 anon comments, hope the fact that I hate this chum scrummer isnt a reflection an the fact that I hate this grey goose guzzling chump
 

wow that made no sense, in the way that this butt lip doesnt make sense with a hott of her altitude

and by altitude I mean the way I would kick him out of the door of a plane at high altitude

and hold onto her like an alpaca llama tries to keep its fur

and ny fur i mean her fur
 

She is snuggly cute, but he's just a drunken dork. Pass.
 

grab the bottle, quick... & smack him across the brow!
 

I'd like to give him a flying kick to the face just for wearing those fucking glasses!
 

This girl is delicious! She must be a direct descendant of Eve. A young soothing river of womanhood that you could float endlessly on as long as her bosom gently rises within your reach.

Kissy Wissy Douche Face here, Damn you to HELL you vile creature spawn from David Arquette's wank tissues carelessly discarded in his separate bedroom.

You could at least take even a tiny sip from that big 'ol bottle of Goose shit before you start acting like a complete asshole.

Oh that's right it's not an act. Hand the bottle to Hottness, she's gonna need it.
 

I really don't think this guy is a douche. The hott is incredible and he's making a stupid face, but I don't really think this guy is overly obnoxious. Yeah, holding the bottle of Grey Goose in the air is pretty lame, but he's wearing a shirt that probably was on the clearance rack at K-Mart, he's not showing off any strange tattoos, he's not buff or anything like that, he's just a tool with aviators who is pulling some ridiculous tail.

Congrats Friday Goose, you have been spared by me today.
 

@ von gloo 5:12

"cuter than a bunny made of kittens"

Pure gold man! I'll have to use that. ( with a douchy pick-up line spin)
 

Regrettable picture, perhaps, but nottadouche.

If I had to guess, this pic is from the summer get-together of the marketing department of some big pharma company in suburban NJ. It's not "he just bangs bitches and drinks" - it's "he just aligns with corporate strategic objectives and then goes home to help the eight year old daughter with math homework".

I don't begrudge this guy a transient episode of Grey Goose and kissyface, he's probably tolerable to a fault the other 364 days of a year.

She is beautiful and shows not an ounce of pretense.
 

I'm also going on record as "nottadouche" here.

He's wearing her sunglasses.

The Goose is for effect.

So is the douche face.

These two have witnessed a ton of douchosity to know how it's played and are just having some fun at the expense of the herd of choad just outside the shot.

And she is delightful.
 

So what. take the glasses and Goose away and slap that pout off his face and he's still 100% punchable.

- Douchey Smurf
 

She is lovely.

That's all I have today.
 

re: donkey-douche's tribal tat:

Oh

Fuck
 

The Donk sucks more everytime I see him. He looks like those grass dog things from Lady in the Water took a dump down his right side.

Fucking right I made a Lady in the Water reference.
 

This picture makes no sense. The guy owns the Dallas Mavericks for crying out loud and he can't afford a better shirt? I like him better when he's arguing with referees.

She is quite possibly the yummiest hott that I have no chance of ever having that I've seen all day.

-Dirk Nodouchezki
 

way to level-up, Donk.
 

senor squash is right: I call shenanigans. This looks posed to me. The pout is all off and he isn't holding the goose right. Look how far up his shirt is buttoned, and no hint at a 'roided up physique or orange skin tone underneath. Nope, this is a fake.

One can not fake that lovely neckline of hers, though. Grrrr. Like Veronica from Archie always won out over Betty, I do loves me a brunette with a pretty smile. I'd like to drip butter down it and nibble on it ever so gently, like on one of those little miniature corn thingies you get in your chinese food. If you're so lucky.
 

There is no douche, only Zuul.
 

Blu-blockers are definitely making a comeback. He will wake up tomorrow hung over, broke (from spending $700 for a $30 bottle of Grey Goose), and alone. So much for the whole concept of 'bottle service' and 'VIP' tables at ego-stroking clubs.

Snow White left with one of the bouncers.
 

forgive my naivete, but is this guy a true douche?

let's re-examine:
the hair and shirt are pretty unoffensive, more dorky than douchey...no bling...no hand gestures...no UBC...the glasses are dumb but i get the feeling he's only wearing them for the photo... and that douchespression he's making looks a bit forced, like he's aping a douche that he may have seen somewhere rather than having true unabashed douchiness flow from within...

i have a suspicion that this photo was taken with the sole intention of getting on this site.

crazy? perhaps... but just the other day a hott fan of HCwDB proposed to dress me up in a wristdanna and hair gel and pose for a photo with her just to get up on the site. i was appalled and disillusioned, like james brolin in "capricorn one". if i hadn't already had carnal relations with said hott i would've probably agreed to her manipulative scheme, but luckily for me i have had sexual relations with that woman and so little head was removed from the equation and i was able to stay strong, dear friends. but it made me realize we must remain vigilant against these imposter infiltrators.

We must maintain our Purity Of Essence, Mandrake. We must protect the integrity of our Precious Bodily Fluids!

-haberdouchery

also, boobies!

also, i want to punch donkey douche in the face.
 

agent cody banks on the job


KS
 

My god, she's wonderful. Sweetie, PLEEEEEASE talk to me. I haven't lusted over a Hott like you on here in WEEKS so......talk to me. Obviously I think you're special so let's go with that. Who knows.

We could even have sex on your choads unconscious body, yes?

Talk to me sweetie,
Hew
 

What is it with night clubs and vodka? Go to any night club: they'll have something like 39 different brands of vodka but exactly one of Scotch...and blended Scotch at that.
 

i think that's club duvet in NYC.

i would know.
 

And probably Johnny Walker, not Chivas Royal Salute.

Heathens.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchbag
 

amazing. absolutely amazing