Is there such a thing as an almost douche? Because, and I might be wrong, but this guy isn't pissing me off at all. He buttons his shirt and all we have is some dude with dumb sunglasses.

He's trying, though, so perhaps douche is attained by the pursuit of douche, not the douche itself.
 

He doesn't button his shirt, he waxes his chest, wear chick blig around his neck, has 'baggy facial hair and a smug look.

Dude, he's a douche of high quality!?
 

When you wear, without irony, a gold nugget on a gold motherfucking chain you are a lost soul.

Roll on McNugget... Roll on.

- Douchey Smurf

PS

LeVinca is very cute indeed. I have a Russian nesting Doll for her right cheer.
 

French'bag says "Relaxement, breaux."
 

Look, this isn't easy for me, man. I mean, I want to hate this guy. It's just, he doesn't even mildly annoy me. I mean, maybe, maybe he's a douchebag. Maybe. I'm gonna see more proof, though.

I disagree on the high quality, though. This is stage one at most. Just a European couple with matching shirts.
 

I shed PETA tears when I think of the poor Small-Clawed Sea Otter that was scalped to provide Flabio with his drool mop.

She seems nice enough to me. Next door cute. Nice enough that I would train Peasants in the Southern Carpathian Mountains to fashion Gamsbart pillows made from a captured Chamois. I would then feverishly rub those pillows on my crotch while listening to Nirvana’s “Moist Vagina” as I fantasized about her toenail clippings strewn about her bathroom floor.



‘Cuz I’m refined like that.
 

douche mos def...he has long fingernails wrapped around his mojito
 

She is stunning, absolutely gorgeous
He, is a pretentious piece Slime
open shirted and greased out hair for your WEDDING photos?, c'mon, even a slimeball greasbag douche knows better than this
 

She's alright...this dude though has a Don Johnson complex.
 

The hours spent to maintain the chin Strap and soul patch? The money dropped on a gold chain with CZ studs? Waxen chest shown off by a partially buttoned shirt? Fingernails that haven’t been trimmed since 1974?
 

Okay, I didn't notice the long fingernails. That's unforgivable. Douche it is.

See we talk about these things, we can come together and reach a consensus. And this is how we learn.
 

Niggas still hatin on dudes who get more pussy then u, im tellin yall got hate in your veins, u need to get more pussy and stop hating on dudes who got more game then u. Dont playahate haters be buggin ,
 

She reminds me of when Beaufort T Justice yelled, "When I get home, I'ma kick yo momma in the mouth!"
 

Jeezus anon, there aren't any niggas here.
 

one old-school dbag move that gets overlooked alot because of the shiny and greasy baubles and gestures that out-muscle it for attention is the cocky look over the shades...but top-notch scrote move all the way.
 

Anonymous please do us all the favor and speak ENGLISH when you come here and not in Ebonics (You guys really need to stop acting Black). Second we don't hate you. If we hated you we couldn't enjoy ourselves mocking your ill-attempts at looking tough when you guys are the biggest pussies alive. We love laughing at you everyday as it makes us thank the good ol' lord we aren't like you. So no, we don't hate the game...we love it cause it's hysterical!
 

anon 10:35:

get back in the glory hole! who let you out?

Manny the Tranny wants her twig puffed
 

Nadja appears to have a lazy eye, and...wait, what am i, auditioning anchorpersons, here?

I would so hit it...
 

Ah, I love this photo. It's what this site is all about.

The dichotomy of douche and hott here is perfect. She reeks of class and refinement, and he just reeks. I mean, you KNOW this guy just smells like crappy sweet/spicy cologne mixed with sweat.

If only she was showing more boobage...
 

Flabio = mildly annoying.

The douche-like tendencies (i.e., down specs glance) could push him over the edge though. And the 4 buttoned down silk shirt is disturbing.

As the hott looks, I may be compelled to sniff her crotch. I just want to be told to eff off in her native tongue or in her broken English. Now THAT does it for me.
 

In his free time, Fabio likes to stand in front of industrial sized fans just to see if anyone is paying attention to his hair.

Someone please explain to me when the shit-stain on the chin became a popular look on people. Hitler had something similar but on his upper lip, now because that lump of hair has migrated south it's cool? I'll tell you what's not cool...imitating Hitler.
 

@Anon... Oh pleeze wigga. Understand that you are simply a confused young, white male. Drop the brotha speak and find your own identity soul train.

- Douchey Smurf
 

For a second, I thought it was the second-coming of Scott Baio. You go, Chachi-Douche.
 

What is it with some white kids? You can spin a Wu Tang Clan track without having to get into proverbial 'blackface' with your adoption of the caricature of what you perceive a black man to be. You are a genetic dead end.

- Douchey Smurf
 

orel douchhiser i was a the glory hole all day get my dick sucked by your mom, get off my dyck bitch ass nigga stop hating on a nigga cuz he got game
 

Hey, Flabio. Zoolander called. He wants his look back.

She is lovely. He is poo. Greasy poo.
 

Anon 11:03am

Orel's mom just got done spitting your two inch weiner to the curb because it tasted like the stale beige paint from your house in the suburbs.

Quit cutting and pasting your diatribes and wasting our time.
 

Oh, and while you wipe the drool from your mouth trying to respond, I'll tell you what your parents never could:

"You're not normal like the other kids."
 

It'll be great when school starts back. Anon can go get his ass handed to him by the very thing he attempts to mirror and parrot.

The irony.

- D.S.
 

D.S.:

Spot on as always.
 

DB1, please post another picture of Tai Chia. (And make it quick.) Then he can have his own comment board all to himself.

His jealous, nonsensical, ethnicity-induced rants are starting to distract from the other postings which I so enjoy. And the lack of proper English and punctuation gives me a damn headache.
 

Maybe he's not a Wigga....maybe it was his MOMMA that manned the Glory Hole, and he doan know who his pappy is, doesn't really matter though, stupid people do not know that they are stupid. By definition.
 

@ Crucial Headmaster... thanks brudda.

- D.S.
 

I lie in an area that is chock full of these little wannabe's, they drive around in 25,000-30,000$ cars that thier 'rents bought for them, with thier2000$ stereos blasting out the ghetto rap, actin' like they are brothers... they would, however, not set foot in the neighborhood my kid grew up in with his mom, day or night. 'cause dey be chickshits spoiled brats
 

My Angst is affecting my typing, hate it when that happens
 

Mostly, I've found that lil pricks who talk the most about scoring bitches, score the least. Good lookin people don't have to advertise it. People who score, don't have to talk about it, they're too busy scoring
 

'Ol Bag:

I myself grew up in the ghetto and these pricks have know idea what's going on. I've seen more shit go down than most anyone, next to my 'Nam serving dad, Xenu rest his soul.
 

I actually thought Anonymous was Mr. Whitefolks and his Rolls got sidelined by high gas prices.

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On a related note--

Back to the mail order hott: As we learned in the Third Anglo-Maratha War, the Mail Order Hott gets more selective as the principal comodity of her homeland increases in value.

IN this case, I would argue that since oil is currently trading at $124.43-per-barrel crude, Nadja has held out for this curious Fabio-cum-Maynard G. Krebs Hipster Douche.

Should an alternative source like biofuel become available, she may dump him and we all might have a chance.

Sadly, by then, her English skills will have improved to the level where all she will do is yak to her bitchy American friends on her cell phone all day.
 

His chin looks like my 2 year old's room, after he reached into his mustard pack and went Poocasso on the wall.

She makes me want to crack a litre of Patron, put on my wife's panties, and watch a Shirley Temple Maraton.
 

not to pile on anon @10:35 & 11:03...
"game" as you call it is just that to you guys; a game. you speak of getting all this "pussy", which by the way is a great way to refer to the women you get, but that is all. is that what life is to you guys? you're more of a man because you can trick some woman with self esteem issues into bed with you?

now i will admit that i am oversimplifying things here. but still, it saddens me to no end to see what you douchebags have done to lower men's standings in the eyes of women. granted, i'm sure some women deserve what they get for choosing to fall for your bullshit. but i am also sure that there are young women who are out there, a little bit lost, and you come along with your "game". and next thing you know, they wondered what happenned.

a douchebag is what happenned. some jackass who doesn't give two shits about their next conquest, after all, it's just another notch on the bedpost.

so don't feel pity for those of us that you accuse of needing to "get more pussy". many of us have great relationships with wonderful women.

oh wait. i used the "r" word. sorry, i'm sure i lost you there.


carry on.





or go play in traffic.
 

Damn you russian brides and your lazy eyes! But i'm willing to look past that dear Nadja, if you only dump this eurobag, mojito drinking, 'no they're not prescription' sunglasses wearing, lard putting in the hair having, I haven't cut my fingernails since the third grade...

...where I kept getting my ass kicked by girls, douche.
 

This Anon-11:03 fuck-stick needs to pull up his Dickies pants, tuck in his AI Philly retro jersey. Remove the less then 10 carat flea market bling. Remove the $8 grill from your pyoria infested mouth that you bought from that guy at the park. Straighten your Yankees knock off hat that the truck stop wouldnt sell because it was so low quality. Put out the nasty smelling Black & Mild and take your dumb white ass back to the trailer park before one of your numerus DAD's gets home. Dumb ass.
 

They are share holders in Banana Boat self tanner.


www.peglegstarfish.com
 

he makes my eyes bleed

she makes my balls swell
 

Is that a long fingernail on his pinky or a pinky ring? Either way is douchey.

Choad the Douchesprocket
 

Hey look it's "ol blew eyes.

Now if only one could blow left and blow right at the same time, I'd be cool with that.

Kurt woulda showed you how to do it.
 

Reminds me of Tim Robbins in High Fidelity.

The kind of zen-douche that lives upstairs and stays up late listening for your girlfriend to slam the door in your face after a night of heavy drinking and arguing about "your life goals". Then he bones her.

F* you zen-douche, I know exactly where you can put your incense and tofu.

Oh and she is SMOKING HOT.

-Scrotal Recall
 

That's Billy Ray and Miley isn't it?