Do your ramblings have anything to do with MEAD DAY!?!?!? http://www.beertown.org/events/meadday/
 

Douche, please remove Molly's Hatchet from your arm and place it in your skull.

Thank you.
 

The hott has that attitude about her...it is because doucheboy here used her razor this morning to shave all of his bodily man-hair and glue it to his gigantic mandana. He's really bald when he takes that off.
 

I was feeling pretty good for a Monday...until I saw this unholy coupling.
Mandanna and the $4 flea market glasses plus the bad ink from his favorite album cover. The cat dragging his ass across the face pubes is a nice touch also....
 

I thought mead was already fermented? Otherwise, non-fermented mead would be called "honey"
 

Is that a hottspital bracelet she's wearing?
 

what did the Zoroastrians say about Filipino Trannies?





this looks like the set of a bad gay prono...
....not that i would know what one looks like....


*ahem*
 

@ Jean Claude

I think you're on to something there. Let me make a quick call to Pfah.






All in good fun brother. Heh heh.
 

Is that a shadow, or does this super-douche have a strip of chest pubes growing betwixt his chesticles?

-revved up like a douche
 

You know, I've always toyed with the thought of plucking up one of these mandanna-wearing manwhores and dropping him in the middle of Compton ... right after gluing that *&(*@#!@ thing to his forehead.

Skippy McSwallows here is a perfect candidate for trying to extend a hand of friendship to the Bloods. Maybe he can talk to them in their own language with all the cool handsigns he's been practicing in the mirror.

Or maybe - just maybe (if there is a Santa Claus, after all) - they'd shoot his balls off one by one, piece by tiny agonizing peace, to keep him from reproducing and perpetuating this scrotal atrocity for future generations.

About then is usually when I'm distracted about something shiny and forget what I was ... er ... what was I saying?
 

You see facial pubes; I see a boot target.

He looks like a piece of Masogo Nigiri, except topped off with Yak pubes instead of fish eggs.
 

I giggled when I saw Priest Vinny's peck pubes, which leads me to believe that he had surgeons removed his heart and replace it with Bea Arthur's vagina.
 

Looks like a white dude dressed as a mexican who is dating an asian chick who wants to be a white chick.

They have come full circle. Or something.
 

I guess this guy is "wearing Axe" in more ways than one.
 

Do tattoo parlors ever give refunds?

Because let's just say that I don't think The Louvre would be interested in that artwork...

I guess at least you can tell what it is supposed to be...
 

Oh, dog - the chest pubes! Why do you have to be so observant, luke and joey? I would have happily strolled through life, imagining that, although together they are wrong on many levels, the couple at least had equally hairless chests. *shudder*
 

Wow I thought Olivia Munn would have better taste in guys.
 

Dumb ass ink.

Let me guess.

He's a firefighter?

He has "some Indian blood" in his family?

He's a professional Tomahawk thrower?

He's really into barbarian fantasy?

His nickname is "The Hatchet", because if a bitch pisses him off he'll drop the axe on her ass?

- D.S.
 

They are both equally disgusting as far as I'm concerned. Priest Vinny has bigger tits than the girl he's with.

The ink on his arm, it's an axe because Vinnie will chop you down if you mess with the mandana.
 

That looks like the feared white thumbnail that split a thousand sphincters...
 

Look closely; the tat's a guerilla marketing campaign. It says "Axe me about Valtrex".
 

Holy Hell

Chest Pubes

How do you shave everything else on your body and forget the patch right below your dumb ass noggin.

He needs the huge mandana to cover up the "FAG" in permanent marker his ambiguously gay muscled ass clown buddies at the all inclusive Cancun resort tattooed on his forehead after too much Cabo Wabo.

Mandana should equate to immediate sterilization.

- Scrotal Recall
 

This guy seems to be trying to impersonate the Metaphysical Hooligan
 

I'm confused. Is the guy in the background about to measure Xenu's cock?

If so, Douchetoevsky must be right about the porno set. And I feel bad for the blue mandana's rectum about now.

And by "feel bad" I mean he deserves every thrust.
 

hello slutty brunette
 

I dated a Zoroastrian in college. I swear. It's a dying religion since both parents have to be Zoroastrians for their kids to be. They pretty much know all of each other because it's such a small community. It was interesting.

That has nothing to do with this picture. I just like sharing. And I'm possibly kind of douchey.
 

Shouldn't this guy be in the studio working on the new Godsmack album? I was wondering what happened to them, now I know. They're douching it up.
 

Run of the mill bag, run of the mill bleeth. Nothing original here.
 

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Notice how they are being totally ignored by everybody around except for the douchenozzle that took this photo.

Buckaroo
 

Is this a sign of Douches adapting to their natural environment? douche evolution? I may be a bit premature here, but I think we're witnessing the first "Chesticular Soul Patch"
 

incoprehensibly in
 

I think my new quick hack Photoshop™ Avatar touch up says it all.
 

Can't really see the girl but I heard a thousand song about guys tougher than him wearing blue and getting killed...
 

Is it just me or does this girl have a serious case of enormo man hands?