Are they like catching rays on a sidewalk with soda machines as headrests?


Good week DB1 be safe and AXE free on your travels.
 

I assume all the contents of #3 are empty.....? (I know - stupid question.)

I'm busy with that repetitive part of #4. Fuck the 'bags.
 

There once was a turd, who wore a black shirt
He shivered when his partner hit pay dirt
No worries if not gloved
Dirty Sanchez, they loved
Anal good times ahead for Ernie and Bert.
 

If the goose bumps on Henry’s neck weren’t the first sign, the tingle in his toes signaled the complete and total end of his heterosexuality; all in a single brush of Damien’s shoulder upon the nape of his neck.
 

WTF is the deal with roids now days. seems like everyone is doing them. small dicked bastards.
 

I'd say nothing was quite the same once this photographic evidence surfaced at the Abernathy family pool side reunion showing Colvin's wristdana adorned fist about to thrust his throbbing gristle into Melvin’s protein receptacle.

Yes, I threw out the Throbbing Gristle reference...
 

rockin' the wristdana!

hott looks scrumptious!
 

buy B4-4 limited edition greatest hits (to date!) DVD - check
 

It's probably no coincidence that the two musclescrotes are on sitting on the same towel.

Dolph Lundgren choad loves Jason, king of Michigan State douchebags.

Bleethed hott's pants are undone, in preperation for my "H."
 

I think it's time we gave the wristdana its due. There are a handful of signs of douchebaggery that, on their own, qualify you instantly for 'bag status. Do not pass Go; do not collect $200. Often overshadowed, The wristdana is one of them.
Hey buddy, do us a favor. Remove the wristdana and tie it around your neck. Nice and tight. No, tighter. That's it...
 

Poor hott, you can see by the slighty crooked smile that she was so ambushed by gay 'bags.
"Hey, can we get a picture for Gramma?"

Is right bulk massaging foot?

ill dooshay
 

well, at least the douche to our right had enough money to finish his arm tattoo.

nice hat on the choad in the middle. even better are his white capri pants.

$100 says her vagina tastes like Red Bull & cheap vodka.





maybe that last one was over-the-top.
 

nah, it tastes like crabs..
 

Did anyone else realize that these two douchasaurs are wearing the EXACT same outfit of white knee- length pirate pantaloons, black tank-tops, and dime-store sunglasses?

I'm going to go heave up the squirrel innards I ate for breakfast.
 

what's up with people rocking the Ed Hardy-ish caps. That's sooooo 2004.

The next new trend is wearing fitted MLB caps at least an inch too big for one's noggin. Leave the stickers and tags on for good measure.
 

her vagina tastes like an egg sandwich left out in the rain for 4 days?
 

it's been a helluva week here on the threads!

we got tom waits, andrew eldritch, the angry samoans, adam ant, social d, and now throbbing gristle.....

now THAT's a show i'd pay good money to see, if only to just stick these choads heads' in the PA bass bins until they explode like ripe melons dropped off a 5 story tower....
 

I'll play along.


Her vagina tastes like a moldy crabcake sandwich that's been sitting in the sun for a day.
 

hey douchetoevsky, any chance you live on the East Coast?
 

the only reason i ask is that the Throbbing Gristle were mentioned on a local radio station yesterday.
 

indeed i do.

philadelphia.

does my sunshine-y attitude give it away?
 

Buenos Douches mi amigos.

Donde es la gayo casa de banos?

tu eres definitivamente alguen mierda.

tenga un dia agradable

tu manwhoros

adios douche bagos
 

I think i got that right with a little help from Spanish dictionary.
 

her vagina tastes like the inside sole of my Birkenstocks after a Dave Matthews concert.
 

so it's true then....

it's not always sunny in Philadelphia.


heh.
 

I bet her box tastes like a spicy crispy chicken sandwich at jack in the box.

Left in the bag with two monster tacos frozen in my college dorm fridge for a semester.
 

I'd still defrost it and chow down though. I'm not picky.
 

They sell t-shirts here that read:

'Philadelphia: Because hell is full"

and:

'Our crack whores can beat up your crack whores'.


True story.
 

her vagina tastes like Bigfoot's dick.
 

@ chowda

Soplando en un cigarrillo de Winston, bebiendo cuarenta onzas de cerveza, el cabrito Scrote, y yo le dejaremos saber.
 

Oh, I love the vagina thread...

K. Let me get into character...

Her vagina tastes like sour milk strained through a zombie's scrotum.
 

Good god, those un-buttoned Daisy Dukes do it for me every day and twice on Sundays.

Her belly is like a landing strip for my tongue.

Her companions have me contemplating homicide... or maybe suicide...
 

Theses two scrotes are on there way to the dance off (Tango Division) at the Greasy Hole. Hence the matching outfits (manpri's) and excessorizing of the entire ensamble....fabulous.

I believe her inner sanctum has the definate smell of a Detroit dumpster on a July day comingling with the taste of a bag of 8 day old Krystals left under HJBB&D mattress.
 

Douchebags have matching outfits. Twinbags or gay? Maybe both?

She makes my pee pee all tingly. I don't care what she tastes like, at least her boobs look real.
 

@ joey buttadoucheo....si.
 

This photo reminds me of the time I was at a Jack Johnson show... It was at an outdoor venue and it had rained earlier in the day. I managed to snag a spot on a manhole cover to keep from soaking my shorts. We were surrounded by your typical Jack Johnson fans (teen scrotes who will turn out OK, but right now they're somewhat douchey - but I digress) Anywho... One of the little douches starts horning in on my manhole cover like the douche on the right is to the douche on the left's towel. I tried to give him subtle hints that he was invading my personal space, but in typical douche fashion he just didn't get it. I then turned and said, "Bra, there's a reason it's called a MANhole cover and not a MENhole cover." Even I wasn't sure what that meant, but he seemed to get it and he went back to sitting on the wet grass.
 

her vagina tastes like Darksock's forearm.
 

Her vagina tastes like the rope i used to climb in gym class.
 

Oh, and her vagina tastes of stale cigarettes, Keystone Light, and stale onion ring belches.
 

Her vagina tastes like a homeless man's boxers.
 

@ mc 900 foot

It means, get your scrotey-ass out of my circle of iron, or I'll certainly iron your ass.

LMAFO. Great one. :)
 

her vagina tastes like a week-old cigar stuck in the ass of a bulldog.
 

When I view this young strumpet all I can think of her not so cleanness as reminding me of:
a dozen dirty ashtray's mixed with thrice rented bowling shoes that have vomit stains on them. And a 2 week old grilled cheese.
 

her vagina tastes like the bottom of a dumpster in an alley behind a resturant in chinatown that's been baking in 100 degree heat for a week.
 

Wow, DB1 is making me look bad. All I've done today is basically stare at boobies. I didn't do any laundry, cleaning, bill paying, or anything else like that. I did also contemplate where I'd be most likely to score with 2 chicks at the same time. I've decided that Mexico is the answer to that.
 

Her womanhood taste like the bathroom used by Zenu after a week long burrito and PBR binge.
 

Dear god. I bet they tattooed each others names in rainbow colors across the cracks of each others' asses.

How is it that these get worse and worse? When I saw the Earwig, I thought to myself, "Surely, this is the bottom. The end. The sum of all fears manifest in the flesh. It can not possibly get worse than this". And then DB1 pulls this out of thin air.

Matching. F*cking. Outfits. I don't know whether to be amazed or depressed. It's straight to the liquor cabinet for me, just as soon as I get home, I'm afraid. I give up.
 

& Scrotebob
you should consider either St. Marteen on the Dutch side of the island or Jacksonville Beach on any Friday night...weather being good ofcourse
 

Oh, and if you guys don't see this bleeth as the buttahface to end all buttahfaces, then I suspect you're all cruising the Bea Arthur pr0n sites with Pfah.

I'd put a bag over her head, but I'm afraid it would commit suicide and spontaneously combust before it made it to her chin.
 

waitagoddamnminute.......

there are Bea Arthur porn sites?!????
 

Aw how cute they are wearing matching beaters and white shorts.

Clearly that hot likes having all her holes filled at once.
 

@ pfah

yep, just go to www.google.com, click on preferences, and click the "Douche my search results" radio button, and try again.

Viola!
 

You go to school, you work hard, you try and make the right choices. Much to my dismay, apparently, life is nothing more than one long MTV Spring Break scene.

"What are we gonna do about the MTV?"
 

Woops, I made a huge mistake in my Spanish translation.

I guess in effect I said:

Hello douche bags

Where is the gay bath house?

You look like pieces of shit.

Have a nice day.

You manwhores

Bye douche bags.

Wow, I was really off with my translation. I hope I didn't offend anyone.

Mi grande testiculo bolso condolencia a todos.
 

Batou - how can you tell it's a buttaface? The cum shield covers most of it.

Buttaface or not, me likes the belly and unbuttoned shorts.
 

Lacy out for the day with her good friends Keith and Kevin. They're that gay couple that live two floors above her. They hang out a lot... usually the guys invite her up for mojitos and "So You Think You Can Dance" marathons.

Kevin's expressing that he and Keith have been together for 2 whole years. A record for the both of them.

- Douchey Smurf
 

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I would dry hump her kneecaps while fellating her nostrils.


Then after her uncle’s pet llama was satisfied, I would move on to this brunette and do things unprintable on this hallowed site.
 

Have a great weekend all. And by great, I mean inebriated.

After pulling a little more off the top of my trusted Maker’s, I’m heading out of town for the weekend (thank god my wife’s sober). See you all back here at church Monday morning for much more hi-jinks and verbal smack downs.
 

@anon 2:08

Because her face cracked the glass on my computer monitor. "Gee, that's odd" I told myself. When I moved the window, the cracks followed like mice to a douchie pied piper. It's uncanny. Some things ski goggles can't hide.

Yes her tummy looks nummy. It'd have to be a (very) dark room before I'd nibble those riblets, I'm afraid.

@pfah: Sorry to get your hopes up. It was really just a few topless shots The Superficial ran. Then again, it may have been Estelle Getty - I wasn't sure because Buttah-Bleethe here's image was burned into my retinas.
 

why do gays always get so much flack for douchebaggery?

we fags hate them just as much as you do , oK? yes , there are gay douches , but we cant stand them either.
 

Buffmeister on the right is sharing the same outfit--and for that matter, a towel--with his friend.

How come he ain't Scissah Representin'?
 

This is the cover of "Male Douching Quarterly" - they copied it and photo-chopped the hott into the picture. Notice how she has no shadow, like a vampire with no reflection :-)

DJ
 

Who knew Mary Tyler Moore pedal pushers were official Scissor Mafia garb?
 

@Crucial Head - I prefered Cabaret Voltaire to Throbbing Gristle for my industrial needs, but I digress.

To get back on point - boobies.
 

DB1, I lol'ed for real at point #4. And some of the comments here brought tears. Myself, I have nothing.

Godflesh here, but Justin Broadrick may never have gotten into industrial without Throbbing Gristle. ;)
 

her vagina taste like feta cheese grillin' on my manifold following a drive across the Mohave desert
 

"Bra, we're both wearing the same thing!"

"Fuck! We can't be sittin' on the same towel dressed da same or people will know..."

"I got it...I'll put on dis hat and you wrap my douche-rag around your wrist."

"But Bra, I paid 35 bucks for this fake rolex! Why do you get to show off your watch???"

"Braaaaaa....cuz you gots the mad ink!"


As for her vagina, Chet said it best... Her vagina tastes like "a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray".
 

her vagina tastes like the inside bottom of a used baby coffin
 

As if the matching outfits (especially the Florida granny pants) and towel sharing weren't enough to "out" these choads, then Wrist "Dan" A. Hatless' left arm flame tat should be the clincher.

And by "clincher," I mean the spooning "man"euver they tried later that evening while again sharing a towel after a long, hot shower they enjoyed after a Richard Simmons workout.





Did someone say "run-on"?
 

@ bcs 12:52 -

i love you
 

Her vagina smells like aged cheese nestled between a homeless man's ass.
 

Her vagina...dammit boobs...
 

Why don't these roid tards ever work out their legs? Looks like a couple a fucking matchsticks.
 

The one guy that porks the other guy gets the girl... that's like the manliest thing since ancient Greece!...