She is yummy. I would like to be her giant turquoise pendant.

He is (still) a sour-pussed douche. What can I say? Meim a hatuh i ges coz i like da hot girlz and use punxation insted of run-on sentencez that goz on fer dayz, yo.
 

first reaction after seeing the pic? "www.russianbrides.com"
 

Years of tanning have left his fingers stiff and rigid, and thus impaired his ability to write coherant sentences with proper grammar, spelling and yes, even spacing words apart.

I'm not jealous of a piece of crap like you, Chia. You look like the offspring of a carrot and a gorilla. No one wants to be like you, the only purpose you serve is to be mocked for putting so much effort into being the speckling specimen of douchedom that you are.

Just because you can sell your bullshit to impressionable high schoolers outside the movie theater doesn't mean you get hot girls. It means you're a pervert.

Dehydrate yourself in a tanning bed and fry your brain too. That way I won't have to read or see any more of your nonsense.
 

Can we change this douche's name to 'The Epitome'? Because that is what he is.
The epitome of this site. A vapid, clueless douchebag.
Yet somehow (roofies?) has a hot girl within spitting distance of him.
 

Somewhere, the superintendent of Scottsdale Unified High School Districts is kvelling with pride...
 

His mastery of the English language is mind-boggling.
 

and if he ever gets a flat on his porsche, he can use her spare tire as a replacement.

maybe his keyboard doesn't have punctuation keys? or spell check. or a third grade education.

(note- chick in Chia pic #1 is apparently married, and so I doubt he "gitz" girls like that)
 

Under everything; his orange skin, his underdeveloped muscle, straight down to the marrow of his skinny bones, Mikey knew he shouldn’t touch Ingrid in such a way. But he couldn’t quite shake the question he’s been asking himself ever since his encounter with the priest a few months back… “Maybe she’ll finally be the one who changes my mind about boys.”
 

In a few years, he can be on the page: 'men who look like old lesbians' Hell, he could be there now, not that he's old, he's not, he just looks like a lesbian
With a long, straight stick up his ass. Dude, you are, against all odds, with a hot chick who seems to be into you. As mysterious as this is , should you not be, um, smiling?
Asshole!, get over yourself
 

I see his future and it looks like Tony and Pierre from Tuesday's "Caption This Pic".
 

See, Chia, first of all I know how to button my shirt. That's a very important skill you might want to figure out how to do later on.

Did you learn language from Jar Jar Binks and Edward James Olmos in Bladerunner? The Cityspeak is coming through loud and clear.
 

This guy sucks so bad. He deserves to be in the hall of shame, and mocked for all of eternity.

He is a disgrace to human kind. I hope Xenu spits boiling Axe and wood screws into Chia's face.
 

As far as I can see dude is batting .500
The chick in this pic is pretty cute and kinda naughty looking. The chick in the original pic isn't hot at all.

Chia up that receding hairline, put the booze down and step your game up clown.

Oh yeah, and learn how spell....tard.
 

Man, that hurt my fuckin' head. At least I can sleep well in knowing that sooner or later technology will accelerate out of the reach of this butthurt douche
 

It appears his shift, comma, period, spacebar, and enter keys are all broken on his computer - too bad.

His underbite is reminscent of bill bob thornton in slingblade.
 

Dear Tai-Chia,

I hope this letter finds you doing well. I know you didn't ask for it, but I feel the need to give you some advice.

Now, I have no idea how old you are, but I'll go ahead and assume you are around 19. Which honestly, explains the tone of your post. I remember being 19 and thinking how stupid older people were. And then we go ahead and rip you a new asshole regarding your style and pimpin' ways with all of your hot girls. You deserve to be pissed off. You really do.

But know this: We're right. You'll look back on these pictures years from now and think "What in the fuck was a doing?" You'll be embarrassed, and feel remorse for the decisions you are currently making.

If you were smart, you'd change for the better. But you're not. You're 19 and think no one rocks harder than you.

So best of luck son. Remember to wear a condom and never drive drunk. I wish you the best, but keep in mind that if you don't change your attitude some, the chances are pretty good that you'll be taking my order at White Castle 8 years from now.

Godspeed Tai-Chia,
pfah
 

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Were it not for the photo evidence, I would remain unconvinced that Chia had opposable thumbs.

But because both photos so far only show him in a seated position, I'm standing firm in my belief that he's a quadraped.

An orange, greasy-haired quadraped.

From Staten.

And she's his far more highly-evolved cousin. She is lovely.
 

this guy looks like what would happen if ben affleck's mom was fucked with the ugly stick and she gave birth in a wind tunnel. cool hair bro, the frosted tips aren't generic, greasy, corny, played out, or goofy looking at all. i thought guys tried to hide grey hair, this asshat is trying to look that. as for the girl who fucked him... one question? does the curtain match the carpet? did his blow out and gel his frosty pubes?
 

@ pfah...better go ahead and place that WC order now.
Hey, Chia, I'd like six sliders. Well, seven counting the one beside you.
 

I love when scrotes try and justify themselves and "stick it" to the hecklers by making themselves look even dumber.

The worst part is, after submitting this letter, he feels really good about himself.
 

He needs a writing lesson from HJBBAD. Damn, his grammar and spelling would actually improve. Not sure if HJBBAD will have time for such tutoring, given his busy schedule of BB&D'ing. And making millions.
 

@country o.g.... good point. i am getting rather hungry.
 

Miss Jane Hathaway bag
 

"this guy looks like what would happen if ben affleck's mom was fucked with the ugly stick and she gave birth in a wind tunnel."


that launched coffee all over my monitor.

well-done. [applause]
 

Methinks Chia is about 16... that said can we pin him with the virtues of douche or is he simply a dork?
 

use isw elcome. does use no tehd ifference btween ur car anda porcupine? Teh porcupyne hasd teh pricks on teh outside.
 

I think my head just exploded....
 

@ragnar.....i heard that joke told before, but not with the gas and wincing that accompanied reading your version.
 

this kid is sucha fucking loser and is sitting next to me to show me the comments that people left about him.. he is honestly staten islands number one loser especially because he thinks hes hot.
 

@pfah

One minor correction to your missive: He won't be working at WC--he'll be the guy begging outside of the WC.

Mmmm...Crave Case.
 

After reading pfah's letter @9:53, I've discovered the problem. It's the hotts. We enable them. We encourage their behavior by questioning their reasons. If ignored them, they wouldn't be with the bags. They would realize their bleethy ways. What's scary is that I love this site. It is battling for the noblest cause: taking down the douche. Now, I fear, it is encouraging the douche. The douche would not douche if it weren't for the hott. The douche does not douche just to douche. They douche BECAUSE the hott wants them to douche. Rescue of the hott may not be the answer...
 

He appears melancholy in this pic because he pincushioned his hair and read for the part of "Wilson" in Castaway, but failed.
 

this is janine aka mikes secret admire and im in love with him hes the hottest kid on staten island i was joking with these last comments dunt be madd ppl bc hes with me and not you and no im no tthe girl in the picture i am in love with him hes staten islands local celebrity aka the hottest kid on staten island now be quiet all u hataaassss
 

evidently, no one in Staten Island has a decent command of the English language.

realistically though, it's probably Mike himself typing as if he's a girl to try and give himself more street cred.

no worries Mike. we all know you rule the island.



oh hey, your Dad called and would like his shirt back.
 

It wuz teh best of timez, it wuz the wurst of timezzzzzz....
 

Mikey's mom mistakenly called me just now while trying to reach Pfa.

She wants her panties back.
 

mike?

there's something you should know.






i am your Father.
 

This hott, she is delectable. Which makes me want to punch Chia in the head even more than I did before.

But I'd be afraid to get orange on me.
 

Also, db1, I happen to believe Chia is HOS material all the way. Give the people what they want!
 

@janine --



There is help.


Call 1-800-AXE-KILLS

or visit www.stopfuckingthatdouche.com

Someone is waiting to help you change your life and leave the hell you're in.

Please, make that move now.
 

His ramblin' textatribe sounds eerily similar to the taunting letters from the Zodiac Killer.
 

Sadly, Anonymous @ 10:25 couldn't possibly be The Legend himself because the grammar, spelling, et al in that post is far superior to his original postings. *shudder*

My brain hurts. Why, Chia? Why? Was there a turning point in your sad little life where you thought to yourself "Mikey, smart people are fools. It's cool to be dumb"? Sorry, you probably couldn't read that. I meant "miky smrt ppl r fuls its kool 2 b dum". I'm sad for you, my little Chia Pet, and wish I could help. Not sad enough to, you know, actually touch you or anything. Just sad enough to pity your poo smell.
 

pulci you got abused in farrell. you were popular for all the wrong reasons. when people were laughing they were laughing at you. you were so pathetic that you made up stories how you made out with girls when you clearly didnt. now you're a promoter for clubs and out of high school but you're still the loser you always were. even if you do get girls now you're still a douchebag.
 

Further proof that any ol douche,can pick up chicks in a strip club.Mikey,she likes you not for who you are or how small your dick is.She likes you for the money.A lesson you have not learned in life quite yet.
 

This is amazing.

I believe that we could model Chia's "blowout" using the latest in CAD and analysis software and use it as a protective coating for the Space Shuttle!

I'm on the phone with NASA as I type...
 

The movies they went to see:

"A Midsummer Night's Cream"
"Willy Wanker and the Fudgepacking Factory"
"Swallow Hal"
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
"Rear and Pleasant Danger"
"Mighty Joe Hung"
"Meat Joe Black"
"Lord of the Cock Rings"
"E-3: The Extra Testicle"
"Edward Penishands"

With all that movie watching, how did he find the time to go tanning?
 

"Lord of the Cock Rings"

Darksock, didn't you direct that one?
 

@pfah
dude, you keep eatin' at the Castle, and, in 8 more years you might not be around to eat at all
Bleccchh!, the only Burger I know that comes out smellin' the same as it went in, and, not helpful for the hangover next day
(shivers running down my spine)
 

I'm ashamed to say it, I feel I should announce that I was born and raised in Staten Island. I got out. Thank god, I got out. It is possible to be from there and still get an education and use the English language correctly. Extremely rare, but possible.

That said, I feel that the immutable stench may be lurking within me, and sooner or later I will revert to an Island bleeth. In fact, I feel the rising urge to bleach my hair and get nail extensions. I may not have much time left....
 

that guy is a huge douchebag
 

Enjoy the blowout Chia.

It's heading for the hills and never coming back.
 

ANON 9:15

"His mastery of the English language is mind-boggling."

NO MY FRIEND. Its "MIND BOTTLING"
 

Which came first, the 'club promoter', or the douche?
Are they interchangeable?

I stole that bit from Seinfield. It's gold, I tellya.
 

"though he would remain as morality teacher".......howl my ass off!!!!
 

Whoa. Somewhere HJBB&D is feeling a disturbance in the force...as if millions of synapses tried to fire, and were silenced forever.

@ Pfah:

I'm flattered, but no; I actually directed "Hairy Squatter and the Chamber of Secretions".
 

If it's Douchebag Poetry day today then here's my submission:

I am gaseous
In my asseous; like Clay
That is Cassius.
 

he should have been from 'statin' island...as in acne-statin.....
 

Let me put it this way: No matter how hard your so-called "homey" Pete tried to convince you, trying to look like a cross between Sonic the Hedgehog and the rubber poop monster from Dogma isn't a good strategy. In the long run, the pity handjob you might get out of it won't have been worth it.
 

So what, the kid let his coach touch him. He probably said, "kid you'll be in some European Basketball League somewhere if you let me..." Because young Michael is toiling in some Juco b-ball squad in Jersey he came with it.
 

"this is him speaking"-"use are all haters"

Um, the Zodiac killer meets TuPac? Guess what dude....startling revelation....YOU ARE NOT BLACK! Um, yer kinda orangy. And the bling/wifebeater/open collar shirt with the one button buttoned does not make you an OG Gangsta. Dear God make it stop! The entire young generation thinks they're OG's. Thanks MTV you suck.

Cutie with the turquiose brooch, I know this is your cousin and you feel bad for him but it's ok. Just sneakily erase all of the Rap/Hip Hop from his Ipod and all may return to normal soon.

I blame the Rap.
 

"no wu realize i get hot girls and you dont"

ya mean like the one in the first pix that's standing outside the bathroom wearing an engagement ring?

i'm sure you rocked her world, you mentally handicapped shitstain.
 

Ya damn kids and your music
 

this guy sucks so bad, every one hates you bro go die please
 

Cheezeeporn is dead, long live Colonel Steve Zodiac. Will return with mirth and amusement after my hand heals up.

Oh, and ChiaDouche here - is pure scrote. He has all the charm of the Arthur Kill combined with all the intellect god granted a fencepost. A really dense fencepost. Like a Black Locust felled by an Axe wielding douche.
 

welcome to the fold, Steve Zodiac!
 

use are all haters...

Mikey, apparently you strayed to close to the train tracks and after being struck by a diesel engine, it spun you widely out of control into a puddle of chemical waste that makes Love Canal look like an Olympic swimming pool.

If I were to send you a telegram it would read:

Dear Scrote: (stop)

I feel sorry for the high school hotts you thrust yourself upon. (stop)

Please, please, please. (stop)
 

HAHA YE STHS IS MIKE PULCI SPEAKING YES USE ARE ALL FUKING HATERS AND LOOSERS ALL U GUYS THAT TALK SHYT AOUT ME U CUD HAVE FUN LL U WANT I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN NAY OF USE GET MORE GIRLS THAN ANY OF USE WILL IN UR LIFE....YOSE THAT LEFT FARRELL TTHAT DIDNT LIEK ME I DUNT CARE UR ALL LOSERS BC USE HAVE NO FRNDS INTO COLLEGE AND I HAVE MILLINS NOW IM GLAD FARRELL WAS AN EXPERINCE AND NOW I MOVED ON BETTER THAN ANY KID IN FARRELL I LOVE MY LIFEE......HAHA USE ALL SUCK AND HAE FUN BC HALF THE KIDS THAT AUSED ME ARE ON M DICK NOW BC THERE LOOSER AND GET NOO GIRLS HAHA PEAE OUT HATASSS
 

MIKEYPULC is his screenname
MIKE PULCI WAS BY FAR THE BIGGEST LOSER IN FARREL. SUDDENLY TOWARDS THE END OF HIGHSCHOOL HE DISCOVERED THE GUIDO HAIR THAT WAS A DEAD STYLE. NOW HE THINKS HE GETS GIRLS WHEN HE PROMOTES FOR CLUBS. GETTIN GIRLS IS ONE THING, TAKING PICTURE WITH A RANDOM GIRL IS ANOTHER. MIKEY PULCI DO US ALL A FAVOR AND BE YOURSELF. YOUR A SICK LOSER BRO. U WERE SUCH A FAGGY LOSER IN FARRELL AND NOW YOU THINK ITS COOL? PATHETIC!. THIS SITE WAS SENT TO ME ON FACEBOOK. YOUR REP IS DONE BRO HAHAHA THIS SITE IS TOO FUNNY..


AS A STUDENT WITH MIKE PULCI AT FARRELL MIKE WAS THE BIGEST HERB U WILL EVER MEET.

YOU CAN FIND HIM WORKING AT TRENDS IN STATEN ISLAND MALL! GO IN TO GET A LAUGH AND ABUSE HIM!
 

FAG KID
 

Wowsers there's some keyboard problems in New Jersey. Missing punctuation keys, crazy sensitive spacebars and caplock set to on as a manufacturer's default.

This is all very, very mind-bottling.

I fear the future.
 

Jeez, this is getting nasty/personal and fast! I'm ashamed to live near New Jersey/New York. Is it a law that every computer in that area have a stuck CAPS LOCK key?

Why do all these idiot guidos/douchebags claim to be millionaires? I could look the way they do for about 20 dollars but that would mean compromising what little integrity I do have.
 

Wow... poor Ch-ch-ch-chia. Gaybashing is inappropriate and horrid, and I hate to see it. But, I don't think Chia is gay. Yes, he has very womanly hands, but gay guys also have fashion sense. And, fag hags don't pull away from their gay boys like the hott in the first pic is doing. Lastly, I think it is sweet that Chia helped little sis sneak into the club. 14 is definitely old enough to get your party on.
 

HAHAHAH YYA HAHA LIKE I SAID ABUSE ME ALL U WANT DO WATEVER U WANT UR PROB THE UGLIEST KID ON THSI ISLAND BRO AND A LOO0SER WHO GETS NO GIRLSS...........ASK ALL THE POEPLE I WORK WITH...I OWN HALF A CLUB USE ARE ALL LOO0SERS COOL ABOT FARRELL IM IN COLLEGE GETTING MORE GIRLS THAN ANY OF USE AND U DUNT BELEIEVE HALF OF FARRELL CALLS ME TO ASK WHERE THE PARTY AT IF THEY CUD CUM BC I WOKR THE DOOR I LET PEOPLE IN OUT AND IF URA LO0SER DUNT COME HELL YEA I WORK AT TRENDS ASK MY EMPLOYEES HOW MNAY GIRLS I GET AND THEYLL ABYUSE YOU


LETS SEE THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS PIC UP IS EVEN A BIGGER LOOSER BC THEY FEEN ME AND SECOND OF ALL THEY HAVE NO LIFE AND THIRD OF ALL I DUNT SEE ANY OTHER KID THATS COMMENTING ON HERE THATS ACTUALY WITH A GIRL

IM ON HERE TWICE AND WITH GIRLS GO CHWCK MY MSPACE AND FACEBOOK EMEAIL ALL HOT GIRLS AND ASKED OF I HU WITH THEM I PROB DID SOOO EERYONE STOP JOKING ME PEACE
 

HAHAHAH YYA HAHA LIKE I SAID ABUSE ME ALL U WANT DO WATEVER U WANT UR PROB THE UGLIEST KID ON THSI ISLAND BRO AND A LOO0SER WHO GETS NO GIRLSS...........ASK ALL THE POEPLE I WORK WITH...I OWN HALF A CLUB USE ARE ALL LOO0SERS COOL ABOT FARRELL IM IN COLLEGE GETTING MORE GIRLS THAN ANY OF USE AND U DUNT BELEIEVE HALF OF FARRELL CALLS ME TO ASK WHERE THE PARTY AT IF THEY CUD CUM BC I WOKR THE DOOR I LET PEOPLE IN OUT AND IF URA LO0SER DUNT COME HELL YEA I WORK AT TRENDS ASK MY EMPLOYEES HOW MNAY GIRLS I GET AND THEYLL ABYUSE YOU


LETS SEE THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS PIC UP IS EVEN A BIGGER LOOSER BC THEY FEEN ME AND SECOND OF ALL THEY HAVE NO LIFE AND THIRD OF ALL I DUNT SEE ANY OTHER KID THATS COMMENTING ON HERE THATS ACTUALY WITH A GIRL

IM ON HERE TWICE AND WITH GIRLS GO CHWCK MY MSPACE AND FACEBOOK EMEAIL ALL HOT GIRLS AND ASKED OF I HU WITH THEM I PROB DID SOOO EERYONE STOP JOKING ME PEACE
 

HAHAHAH YYA HAHA LIKE I SAID ABUSE ME ALL U WANT DO WATEVER U WANT UR PROB THE UGLIEST KID ON THSI ISLAND BRO AND A LOO0SER WHO GETS NO GIRLSS...........ASK ALL THE POEPLE I WORK WITH...I OWN HALF A CLUB USE ARE ALL LOO0SERS COOL ABOT FARRELL IM IN COLLEGE GETTING MORE GIRLS THAN ANY OF USE AND U DUNT BELEIEVE HALF OF FARRELL CALLS ME TO ASK WHERE THE PARTY AT IF THEY CUD CUM BC I WOKR THE DOOR I LET PEOPLE IN OUT AND IF URA LO0SER DUNT COME HELL YEA I WORK AT TRENDS ASK MY EMPLOYEES HOW MNAY GIRLS I GET AND THEYLL ABYUSE YOU


LETS SEE THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS PIC UP IS EVEN A BIGGER LOOSER BC THEY FEEN ME AND SECOND OF ALL THEY HAVE NO LIFE AND THIRD OF ALL I DUNT SEE ANY OTHER KID THATS COMMENTING ON HERE THATS ACTUALY WITH A GIRL

IM ON HERE TWICE AND WITH GIRLS GO CHWCK MY MSPACE AND FACEBOOK EMEAIL ALL HOT GIRLS AND ASKED OF I HU WITH THEM I PROB DID SOOO EERYONE STOP JOKING ME PEACE
 

whoever writes on this site is a looo0oser you are abusing him meanwhile he is with a girl and youse arent.....get a life and use are probably are all ugly and distusting
 

loser
 

Dear Chia,

How the hell could you be in college when you can't spell or type a single coherent sentence?

-CoBS
 

"He Just Bangs Bitches" is starting to look pretty good all of a sudden.
 

Hey Mikey,

American english is the language we use in the real world, not your own predictive-text language from your celly, scrote face.

On the other hand, maybe it is translating for you, since you're obviously illiterate (which means you're probably unable to read this...k...jus' a sec...

DOOD, U KNEED 2 LRN HOW 2 RITE INGLISH, BROHEIM. EVRYTYM U POST A THRED, U MAK US LAF HARDUR.
 

Oh, and...

PEACE.
 

this kid makes me want to shove nails through my eyelids while rolling over hot coals naked soaked in gasoline.
yeeeesh
My brain has imploded from trying to decipher his tard speak.
 

DIOFHROF;HEF;JHF;SLAJFHAIOHGHJHSDJJKSDFKJHDFJKHJHSDAJKBBSJHDJAHSJFKLJFLSKDFJSLKFJSLFSL.

PEACE
 

i tried to make it through this thread but pulci popped one too many CAPS in my ass

i agree with pfah's first post, except i support drunk driving, and condoms are only for sailors and queers
 

Query:

Should Tai-Chia be admitted to the Hall of Scrote?

No douche has ever responded like this before and by so doing raised his Scrote Quotient far beyond what would be possible by the pictures.

On the other hand, it would probably inflate his ego and only intensify the Jerz Guido infection raging throughout his body.

What say you, fellow 'baghunters and 'bagmockers?

P.S. I feel most sorry for the women who are defending his scrote lifestyle. Sticking with your friends, good; supporting their douchebag lifestyle, bad.
 

HoS for sure.
or a public tar and feathering, followed by my beating him to death with a pillowcase filled with 6 pound bowling balls.
 

Orangina




rhymes with:

FUCK'n DOUCHE!
 

seriously....(to the so called "females" responding for Chia) sex really is supposed to last more than 5 seconds, porn isn't just fantasy.
 

Hopefully this Russian hott will put some radioactive poison in this d-bags drink.
 

yah u tellls them chia use gots all tha ballz an hott girls an whenn u r in tha fedrel lok up for pokin tha 15 yere oldz u r gonna make sum one a reel gud wife so dont cry wen ur huzbend iz doin u in ur cell at nite cuz bubba wont like that an dont leeve lipstik printz on bubbas dik ether jus B proud to B a hott jale house bitch
 

mmm loser.
 

What can I say?

I don't have to add anything to this thread.

I'll just sit back with my scotch and watch some batshit delusional kid from Staten (and certain Hall of Scrote candidate) implode IN ALL CAPS.

Mikey, you're one barely comprehendable, misspelled joke that writes itself.

Carry on, then.
 

Pfah -

how do I make my picture appear? I got a gmail acct and even a blogger point to upload my image, but it doesn't show up. Warum? Wudd-I-do-wrongrong?
 

OH - nemmind -there it is.
 

But... how do we know that Tai-Chia/Mikey boy is really who he purports to be here? What if the person writing the text as "him" is actually one of the haters from the Island? Or one of his clones from the movie of the same name?

I want proof that this respondent is indeed Tai-Chia. Without his sweet writing skills, I'm just not sure that he is HoS worthy - thus the call for proof. As we say in the auditing biz, "You can't tick mark lips."
 

Dear grammatically impaired douchewank,

Iv'e been following this post for some time now, including the first picture. I must say that every time I try to read your comments, my brain begins to hemorrhage. Needless to say, blogging has become quite expensive especially now that you seem to pound your chest (not too hard or you may bruise a rib) more and more often. I am forced now to offer an ultimatum: either you contiue to slither among civilized society, which would result in my death by a massive aneurysm; or you can move back in with your mom, who may not have loved you enough, and cut yourself off from the rest of the world. Otherwise we may have to continue this tiresome dance until one of us dies a bloody death from reading slovenly, incoherent, and outright hilarious dribble; or one of us finally comes to terms with fact that the apex of their existence was reached when they finally discovered the proper function of a penis during their highschool prom, only to have the experience soured by a well trained and honed three second response trigger. Yours, by the by, is the latter (that means the second one). In short, you are an extreme douchebag and show great potential for even more mockery and finger pointing. And while I try hard to believe that you remain human, you certainly try my convictions. A wiser man pointed out that you are still young and may by turned from the path you have taken, it just may be so, but today you are indeed a HUGE (you see the proper use of capital letters here) scrote.

Sincerely concerned,

Anonymous
 

This whole discussion makes me the saddest I've ever been on this site. It's not the bad grammar, hellacious spelling, or the complete lack of sentence structure, it's how personal this has gotten. Remember friends, this is all in fun, we're here to let off some steam and make fun of folks who act like idiots, that's it. It's always a little weird knowing information on someone in a pic, I remember learning who Xenu and Purg Hottie were, and it ruined it.

So can we try to be civil and keep the whole personal attacks out of these? Also, this girl is quite striking, and Pfah, well said sir.
 

@ douche quixote

Somewhere in the back of my mind, I see a gaggle of reporters surrounding Rodney King, and his immortal words still ring in my ears as if it were just happening...

"Can't all Bleeths just throat my dong?" er...can't we all just get along.

Sorry...couldn't help it.
 

Between the original message from Chia and the anon post at 3:19, I just had flashbacks to Flyteeth.

Tools like Chia make my brain hurt.
 

Hahahaha, I love that he thought defending himself was a good idea, just proved further he was a scabby douche. Maybe you should use the money you get from your half a club, I dont know try mugging someone with it, can you use tools yet, and learn how to speak properly.
 

You all remember the end of Raiders of The Lost Ark, when their faces melted?

Thats how I feel after reading the Anonymous throw down battle.
 

Tai Chia gets a 10/10 on spelling and grammer. give his teacher a golden star.
 

douche quixote pleads for peace.

I understand the sentiment. However, what we are seeing is something even MORE depressing: the arrival of a new class in petroleum society. I would argue that it is a transitory class - something like the American Industrial Middle Class of the 1950s and 60s, which arrived in 1946 and vanished in the early 1970s, reeling from the first oil shock and nascent globalism with the exportation of american industrial demands to the third world.

This new class, which I have no name for, yet, is largely illiterate and is fascinated by flashy things of the moment, whether it is TV, computer games, or hot chicks with fine boobies. Due to the gutting of American Education at the behest of "Texpayers" (a group that replaced citizens, starting in 1978 with California's prop 13), expecting these new generations to have anything resembling culture or decorum is absurd. Their parents, at this point either aging hippies or punks or new wave disco ducks, rejected the foundationalist approach to culture under the banner of postmodernism, pluralism, and feminism (the last to were admirable goals, but postmodernism was bullshit from the gitgo) and with it went any hope of expecting cultural basics to be taught - whether it be the simple joys of spelling and proper grammar to the fineries how to use cutlery and chew with your mouth shut.

With the art programs blown to bits and ship wrecked on the remnants of expressionism (abstract or otherwise) and its blinkered notions of alla prima painting, and then buried under the philosophical baggage of conceptualism, learning simple things like perspective and proportion never happened.

With music programs dismantled, but the urge to create music remaining celebrated, no one had to learn an instrument or how to read music, or even the basics of how to compose, and blathering oscenities in octameter over a drum machine and turntable became the obvious option.

Creative writing took a beating, as did other intellectual pursuits as America de-intellectualised what little it had in terms of public intelligensia, and in short order, a complete chowderhead was elected president, a perfect reflection of the cultural retardation of the Society. So, now, we have a website where dullwitted people parade themselves in nonsensical poses of testosterone poisoned idiocy, and are made fun of by a group of people who, rightfully, see that these people are scrote and deserve a dressing down.

Finally one of these illiterate members of this new uneducated class of losers pipes up to defend himself, and we all laugh at his imbecility.

Douche Quixote - it is all so much worse than you think. And to Mikey TaiChia the Douche - go read a book, will ya? The rest of us, ponder this moment.
 

all the other pics are funny ..but this kid is the man..i seen him a club once hes a funny kid and is nice to everyone. Stop judgin this kid. and stop hatin on staten island people. this site is pathetic. i love how one has a bashing site and doesn't think about the lawsuits that may follow. Bashing someone and posting their picture as the main topic of the site is illegal so just a heads up. MIKEY PULCI IS THE MAN haha
 

@steve zodiac --

Well said.

Great essay.

What about this thought? I've been thinking about it a lot lately.

Members of Generation Douche® are fully aware of the hopelessness of their situation and its compromised aspirations. They know too many people who've wound up with a series of jobs in lieu of a career. No one stays married and kids just happen. "Loyalty" and "Permanence" are foreign concepts. Out of this cynical morass, they've chose to cope by adopting identities with overcompensated self-importance and inflated self-worth. They live for the club life because it's the one place that offers some measure of what they perceive to be "value" because it offers an immediate reward for the effort. And there is no context of past or future with them; instead, like all the technology that surrounds them, there's just the knife's edge of the present waiting to be supplanted by the next and faster version.

God, I'm becoming an apologist.

Time for lunch.
 

@ Steve Zodiac

Condense, condense, condense.

However, very well-researched and zen-like in it's more exculpatory passages in the 5th and 6th chapters.

Brilliant.
 

mike cut ur hair bro..u look like a fag
 

@anon 9:28 --

*shakes head*







Never mind.
 

@oldbagnanimous 9:29am:

Yep I see a definite resemblance to KD Lang already.
 

Well, now that names have been named and placed within a geographic and educational context:

http://blog.silive.com/advanceupdate/2007/07/suspect_screamed_for_accomplic_1.html

Army of Douche-ness
 

ha ha, that is greatness
 

as far as personal attacks go, the most personal have been from ppl who know him personally, not regulars. Thus, we are mere witnesses to a battle that I'm certain has raged elsewhere for a while.

Army of Douche-ness
 

@ anon. 9:28:

You stated..
"MIKEY PULCI IS THE MAN haha"

You can say that again.I am refering to the chuckle at the end of said statement.

from one anon. to another.
 

señor squash wrote:

Members of Generation Douche® are fully aware of the hopelessness of their situation and its compromised aspirations.
(snipola)

I agree with your observations. I was just pointing out how these dopes didn't stand much of a chance from the start. Sure - LOTS of people can work their way out of the Horror (fuck - I did) but I grew up when going to a state university (Rutgers) only cost $530 a semester. Now it's (literally) 10x as much. Adjusted for inflation from 1977, $530 is only $1910.

So, EVEN IF they wanted to get an education, they're going $50k in debt for a BA, and after the deindustrialisation process, the jobs with decent pay aren't there for them.

They've been blindsided by the culture, and this kind of acting out only makes sense, because everyone has to define themselves in some way in order to assemble a mating ritual.

It really is a complete disaster.

Which is why mocking these toadstools is actually A POSITIVE ACT. Sometimes you have to be the avatar of someone else's bad karma, i.e., sometimes it's your job to go and slap some sense into people.

And that's what this site does.
 

hahah the best part about this conversation is that he is with a girl and all you that writing are not with a girl don't you get the first part of the website "hot chicks"...you can't be abusing a kid thats with a hot girl because you all arent
 

i put a live frog in my ass last night.
 

@anon 11:54 am.

not necessarily...but it would have taken a second to consider the circumstances before posting to figure that out, which I doubt you're capable of.

Army of Douche-ness
 

@anon 11:54AM, et. al.

I have but one question for all of the douche apologists; how is it that you KNOW that noone who comments on this site is "with a girl"? This is a common defense, but I see it as moot since you cannot really know. I think it would behoove you to think awhile before posting your missive. If you can go beyond the aforementioned "intelligence that God granted a fencepost" (brilliant btw) and submit an even minimally articulate argument, then your opinion might actually merit some amount of consideration.
Look, I am not trying to cut you down here, I'm just asking you to try to meet the regulars on something approaching, or at least aspiring to their level before mounting your defense of those pictured here. It might...might make for something a bit less nasty, yet still entertaining.

Then again, WTF do I know, since I am apparently not with a hot chick?

Carry on
 

referring anon 11:54

WAIT HES WITH A GIRL RITE NOW?? THAT PICTURE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??? I AM NOT IN THAT PICTUR SO I BETTER GET IN THAT PICTUR SO I CAN BE WITH A HOT GIRL RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF ON THIS WEB
 

@ Chitty Chitty.

thanks for backing me up.

Also, I'm at the office right now trying to get HJBB&D kinda wealth, you think boobies are conducive to a work environment?

No, they aren't, so I focus on work when it's time to work and boobies when it's time for focus, so I guess my real problem is that I'm not some multi-tasking wizard like Chia over here maintaing the hotts, his college education, and brushing off the haters...
 

it needs to be repeated (and I'm sorry I'm too lazy to cut and paste)

Ben Affleck, ugly stick, birthed from uterus in wind tunnel

SO ACCURATE.

and what do they sell at trends? they have one at the Beverly Center? I want to see a Trends like I want to visit a zoo in another city.
 

too many animals at the zoo...you ever noticed that?

Army of Douche-ness
 

this is mike...you peeple hav no lives. u cnt get ne girls sou hate on me. losers..catch meat lamour, trends dna and other clubs and see that i get soo many girls. i will beat up anyone who crosses my path. because i am a g and u cant be like me
peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mike pulci- STATEN ISLANDS CELEBRITY
 

hahahahahaha

you will beat up anyone who crsosses your path? What if Mr. T crosses your path? huh? huh?

blanket statements will be the end of you Chia...I'm not even gonna worry about the rest of the garbadge you just mentioned.

Army of Douche-ness
 

HAWWww "beat up"..."anyone who gets in my path"
 

For the last time, what DB1 is doing here is not illegal. He is taking pictures off of public websites (i.e. Facebook, Myspace, etc) and posting them as parody. If those people didn't want pictures of themselves floating around the Internet they would either make private profiles or not join social networking sites. Unless an image is trademarked or copyrighted, DB1 can post whatever he wants.

Besides, no one here except for the outsiders who wanted to get their say about this douche uses the person's real name so there is no harassment involved.

Stop the whining about this being illegal. It's not and you're an idiot if you think that. Besides, this scrote deserves a little ridicule for looking like that.
 

fuck, I mis-spelled garbage...that ends my case of an intelligent smackdown...or maybe it's the fake post from him to begin with...

Army of Douche-ness
 

Mr T might be before his time...

What if Miley Cyrus crosses your path? Huh? Huh?
 

"I can kick everyone in this room's ass!" remember that scene in Can't Hardly Wait...hahahahaha. I cant get enough of that...

maybe i wasa the only one who was 17 when that came out.

Army of Douche-ness
 

As a hott I can testify, no Tai-Chia, no hott will sleep with you. Unless by sleep you mean, pass out from lack of oxygen after laughing at your douchespression. Buahaha!
 

@ steve zodiac --

You'd be a helluva lot of fun to sit down with over a couple of drinks and map out the looming apocalypse! And I mean that in a good way. Really. I plan to continue this dialogue with you as time and sobriety permits.

@Mikey, once again --

Who's "Meat Lamour"? Sounds like a drag queen from Chicago.

And tell me why the hell would I degrade myself to suffer lowlifes like you and your fellow mutants at what are essentially Chuck E. Cheese's for dimwitted, STD-ridden twentydullards?

And don't tell me they're not like that, weasel. The Ball Crawl at DNA is just... different. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

@ hunter

Can Joey have your contact information, please?

:)
 

he meant "me at lamour." it's a club he emcees at in staten island.
 

...beat up.......seriously, beat up?

Are you still 12?

Just understand this, people who are truly gifted at what they do, feel no need to shove it in anyone's face. This is called humility. It is one of the highest traits a person can aspire to. It is a sign of transcendence from the type of infantile lashing out to which you are so quick to degenerate.

Do not confuse this with the comments on this site, as you will not understand until you gain more of the type of life experience that will help form what is commonly called an intellect.

And I apologize for any $10 words that might have slipped in there.
 

I have one question for Tai-Chia...

What is gonna happen about 5 years from now when you're still promoting clubs and all the high school girls that pretend to like you just so you can sneak them in become old enough to actually drink legally?

Because you know that all you really are is a crutch, and when they don't need you anymore they're gonna forget all about you...

But hey, you're a STATEN ISLAND CELEBRITY. You'll be alright, celebrities always end up alright. Britney did...
 

@ anon 4:13

no...i'm certain he meant MEAT LAMOUR.

intentionally or not.
 

"Staten Island Celebrity".

Isn't that an oxymoron?
 

spoken like a true genius chia..
 

I just punched a koala bear in the spleen. The last time I saw this shitstain, he was wearing a helmet and licking the window in his short little green bus on the way to a finger-painting seminar. Please swallow a knife.
 

Hey, Mikey! Let's see you do a calculus problem *and* get a girl! Ha ha.
 

It's great that he gets hot girls, don't get me wrong. The problem is, when that finally stops paying the bills, he's not going have anything to fall back on, poor guy!

Hmm... Maybe he could join "He Just Bangs Bitches..." in a joint venture - perhaps launch a publishing house with an eye for up and coming young poets?
 

I finally got to seeing The Dark Night a few nights ago, and after seeing this "thing" in this particular picture, I was reminded of the Joker's"Why so Serious!?" scene. I think you should crack a smile Mikey, and stop being so damned serious. Between being a STATEN ISLAND CELEBRITY and having such a "serious" expression on your face, I wouldn't mind taking out a knife and applying one to your face manually. I'm sure the orange skin would cover the scars.

And I know "guidos" usually go tanning excessively and also juice up to enhance the egos they don't naturally have, but if you're going to do one, do the other. Girls like big juicy carrot men. Mikey just looks like a thin, puny carrot that can only be of use for anally raping himself.
 

His collar isn't popped because he doesn't want the upper rim to impair the spikes nailed in the back of his head.
 

Is this what happens when one lives under power lines for too long?
 

mike pulci is yes stil a loser he is back at trends now with an engraved head.....looks like a moron....and yes he still is makeing now money and getting fucked on the moeny he insists people owe him.