Tuesday, July 29, 2008
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To prove his hunting prowess, Ken showed two Pool Hotts where Ubiquitous Red Cup likes to nest, and Kimmy plucked two for the road.
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Phoenix sure is great this time of year.
And when I say great, I mean incredibly douchey.
And when I say great, I mean incredibly douchey.
# posted by 
: 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM 
if-then math scenario:
if finger = penis, then answer is 'yes', subtract the scrote, divide labias, multiply boobies, and less teeth.
if finger = penis, then answer is 'yes', subtract the scrote, divide labias, multiply boobies, and less teeth.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Martin was ashamed that he couldn’t shake his paraphilic infantilism tendencies around Rachel and Donna, so he wrapped his diaper around his head.
Fearing the dreaded panty line faux pas, Lucy inserted a pack of Virginia Slims to stem her fecal incontinence.
After compulsively finishing the entire box of breakfast rolls, Stacy and Molly began to purge into their red cups.
Oscar nearly swallowed his dental damns when Monica and Misty informed him that they'd be tossing their own salad after lunch.
the cabinetry and angle of the windows leads me to believe that ken is a level 2 boatbag.
mmm...what i would give to be keelhauled around those cig-smuggling hind quarters...
-haberdouchery
mmm...what i would give to be keelhauled around those cig-smuggling hind quarters...
-haberdouchery
# posted by : 11:23 AM
: 11:23 AM
"Do you like to taste yourself too, Kimmy?" asked Kara. The hoverbag makes his move.
Rejected pic from page 71 of Hot Chicks With Douchebags.
Rejected pic from page 71 of Hot Chicks With Douchebags.
# posted by : 11:49 AM
: 11:49 AM
Iron Chef Choadimoto, here explaining the complexities of plastic to Bambi and Kimmy, freshmen at the Microvave Cooking Academy.
Bambi and Kimmy weren't sure they wanted to go to Enland, when told they were winners of Hustler's "Rode Scholars of The Big Ten" contest.
At the National Builder Show post party, hostesses explain the difference between tongue and groove construction, and analingus.
Ken Pellini, DDS (Doctor of Dental Scrotitude) claims that he can fix cavities with nothing but his tongue and some Southern Comfort. Bambi and Kimmy tell them where it hurts.
# posted by : 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
When they finally forund Bin Laden's secret cave hideout, they found this pix taped to the wall above his straw bed, so he could remind himself every night when he laid down why it was exactly he wanted to kill all the infadels.
I got nothin'...
Stereo Coppertone® "Don't be a Paleface!" ad? With Mandana as the dog?
Like I said I got nothin'...
Stereo Coppertone® "Don't be a Paleface!" ad? With Mandana as the dog?
Like I said I got nothin'...
Marcos was thrilled to show off the twin blonde pygmies he rescued while boating off the coast of Bolivia.
Parliament Hottadelic and her pink bikini hott friend are duly unimpressed by Daniel-san's Jebus tat.
Hey DB1,
Are you back in LA? We just got rocked by medium sized earthquake. My building was swinging like a rhesus monkey in the trees.
Hope all is well and that this won't delay any postings.
Peace out.
Are you back in LA? We just got rocked by medium sized earthquake. My building was swinging like a rhesus monkey in the trees.
Hope all is well and that this won't delay any postings.
Peace out.
And with two crisp snaps, Bambi and Kimmy popped their dental dams in place as Paco started the Sybian.
Did you know I was Daniel in the Movie "The Karate Kid'?
Too bad I didn't pump up on the Roids then...
Too bad I didn't pump up on the Roids then...
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
"Hope all is well and that this won't delay any postings"
Your heart is in the right place, Crucial; that was awesome.
I don't know what 5.4 means on the Richtor scale; hopefully it's not like a Cat 5 Hurricane.
Your heart is in the right place, Crucial; that was awesome.
I don't know what 5.4 means on the Richtor scale; hopefully it's not like a Cat 5 Hurricane.
@Darksock 1:25pm
5.4 is enough to make you jump out of your seat and stumble for cover, but after living in the LA area for 31 years you get used to this shit.
Nothing like a Cat 5 for sure.
Carry on good sir.
5.4 is enough to make you jump out of your seat and stumble for cover, but after living in the LA area for 31 years you get used to this shit.
Nothing like a Cat 5 for sure.
Carry on good sir.
after shaving his head and properly wrapping the cuts and nicks in an ace bandage, Bret Michaels was ready to start shooting rock of love 4: the STD free edition
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
Kimmy and Bambi struggled to understand what type of plant species sat on an indoor shelf, and never grew or changed appearance...
Kimmy-"Paco is really a loser, don't tell him, but let's subliminally sneek it in the picture"
Bambi-"Did your mom really tell you she blew Steven Hawking and got pregnant?" "By the way, I think your L's backwards..."
Bambi-"Did your mom really tell you she blew Steven Hawking and got pregnant?" "By the way, I think your L's backwards..."
there is a fine line between sexy-fingertip-nibble and sharades for 'Arnold Scrote makes me ill'
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
Ken the mandana wearing douchebag, sporting a pair of fake Dolce Gabbana sunglasses, hoverbags two bikini hotts.
Kimmy bends playfully at the waist, waiting for my answer to her query, "is there less friction when my cooch is shaved?"
Yes Kimmy, oh God yes.
Kimmy bends playfully at the waist, waiting for my answer to her query, "is there less friction when my cooch is shaved?"
Yes Kimmy, oh God yes.
Ken wanted to show everyone that his cross matches his DG glasses, but had to hide his lobotomy scar for the photo op.
Kimmy displays her patented "Doublefisted URC fingerbite" and her dangly bling just begs to be tugged on as well as the knot in her dental floss. Her older sister notwithstanding can carry my smokes anytime as long as she gets rid of chodaboy here.
Kimmy displays her patented "Doublefisted URC fingerbite" and her dangly bling just begs to be tugged on as well as the knot in her dental floss. Her older sister notwithstanding can carry my smokes anytime as long as she gets rid of chodaboy here.
Earthquakes are fun; free 5-second surreality with no comedown. My work shook nicely, 5mi east of downtown, 20 miles from epi. Friends 120mi away in San Diego felt it too.
WORD
WORD
# posted by : 5:15 PM
: 5:15 PM
At least someone is trying to save the world's youth - UK Teacher Bans Fake Orange Tans:
http://www.parentdish.com/2008/07/28/fake-tans-banned-at-school/?icid=200100397x1206685692x1200344781
http://www.parentdish.com/2008/07/28/fake-tans-banned-at-school/?icid=200100397x1206685692x1200344781
Kimmy and Bambi show how wide they have to open to felate widdle Kenny.
Kimmy's ass is smoking but
I'd like to punch a hole in the bottom of Bambi's red cup with my dick and tell her to try the chowdah.
Kimmy's ass is smoking but
I'd like to punch a hole in the bottom of Bambi's red cup with my dick and tell her to try the chowdah.
# posted by : 5:52 PM
: 5:52 PM
"I swear, Mandi, when I put his penis in my mouth it was like this big... right, that big... & hooked at the end too!"
# posted by : 10:55 PM
: 10:55 PM
"so then he holds the red cup up to your pooper, like this & says, "squeeze out a chocolate rod baby" & then he eats it! ...like, barf out!"
# posted by : 10:59 PM
: 10:59 PM
The "I'm a MEAN mofo!" stare..
When actually he's hiding his 'Mark'. We can see you are douche. Don't try and hide it. But be ashamed, very ashamed.
When actually he's hiding his 'Mark'. We can see you are douche. Don't try and hide it. But be ashamed, very ashamed.
"Recovering from a massive head wound and the effects of a home laser eye surgery treatment, Todd was oblivious of the Hotts in front of him"
# posted by : 4:25 PM
: 4:25 PM
"And thus began the porn I never wanted to see."
Honestly, how bagged and bleethed do you have to be to be so unattractive in a snapshot? That's just impressive.
Honestly, how bagged and bleethed do you have to be to be so unattractive in a snapshot? That's just impressive.
"You can make your deposit right here," said Tiffany. Sadly, Frankie stuffed $22.41 into her mouth...
# posted by : 3:20 PM
: 3:20 PM
It wasn't very nice for Nikki and Kiki to put douchey glasses, a mandana and a stick-on tat on ol' blind Chuck while posing with him for the camera. However, it's probably a good thing he couldn't see where their fingers had just been.
# posted by : 3:56 PM
: 3:56 PM
What a lame site! I am sure all these you losers have that have no game wack off daily to these pics... LAMO!!!!!!!!
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