shieet!
 

What a dick wipe!

Further proof that a stripper will do anything---except have sex with you---for money.
 

i love the index ring...fucking hot
 

how DARE you, DB1?!??

how dare you use the name of the most beautiful woman on earth as the basis for a tongue-in-cheek photo caption/title. i've been a dedicated member of your blog for over 2 years now.....and then THIS?!??

please, i beg of you. please take a moment and change the title. i would appreciate it so very much. and so would Bea. because she's that kind of a woman. *sigh*.....Bea. even typing her name sends 'Business Time' impulses down into my nether regions.

thanks in advance DB1. sorry if i seem snappy, but you'd be the same way if you were protecting the legacy of the most beautiful woman on earth.
 

Curiously, Staten Island also has the U.S.'s largest population of conjoined twins...
 

db1 nails it as usual.

Background: two douches and another (presumed) hot in a bustier.

Oh, and a pink feather boa does not make you look cooler, Artie. Just more ridiculous.

I'd lick John McCain's wrinkled goiter just to have a chance to watch the trash collection from the mall where hott shops.
 

what a boa-bad ass.....look at the hott's vacant stare...she wants to 'turn every which way but douche'

nice douche face ringo
 

Look douche, if you’re going to show off your partner’s preferred form for the reach-around, at least tell him to wipe next time… I can smell your soiled chin from here.
 

i want to tongue that hott in the mouth...and by mouth i mean naughty spot
 

Mmmmm... I betcha her nether regions taste like strawberry Starburst. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

I'm gonna need a moment... brb...
 

Was it Take Your Douchebag to Work Day over at the Hustler Club last night?
 

I think his tattoo depicts Jesus in Little Shop of Horrors. That's kind of original, and would otherwise almost grant him a pass. However, the boa and smug face while standing next to a wax figure is unwholesome and I have to subtract 55 demerits.
 

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Well, I won't be the one to be the "constrictor" of his game.
 

it's getting all hot and steamy in my office after reading lotus' posts! first, she mentions nuzzling francine dee's dirty pillows, now a muff diving reference on boa arthur's implanted hott! need to close my door for a few minutes.....
 

"Boa Arthur" best one in a minute or two me thinks.

Arthur looks like the kid that would get super mad at school so they would escort him to the principal's office so he could wait for his Mom to drop of his meds. You know that kid.

But for all of his "krazy' ass partying and boa wearing ways he's, at the end of the night, a cross tatted Christian.

- Douchey Smurf
 

i come back from lunch to see that the title of this tread has not been changed.




inexcusable.
 

WTF? Has anyone else noticed this and accounts payable 'bag are nearly identical photos?

Man on right, black shirt, giving scissor sign. Both have short greasy hair, both have chin stubble beards. Neither smiles. Both arch their left eyebrow.

woman on right. Both have darkish hair, both have huge gazongas, both are dressed in "suggestive attire". Both are high level bleeths.

Both shots are in a club. Both shots are in a crowd.

I'm wondering if they're being coached - if there's some douche-photographer who goes around setting this up -


"OK - you buddy - stand on my right - yo, baby - only my left - OK get close. OK - broheim - flash a scissor, NO SMILING bro. But baby - crack a grin for the camera -act like this is fun. Tilt your head back Bro. OK - like that - HOLD IT!

(snap)

thanks! As you were."
 

@pfah-

I believe DB1's refrencing the love of your life in this posts' title was actually meant to be complimentary because judging by the pix, this hotts' massive rack is remarkably similar to Bea's...





either way, boobies....
 

Bea's got a legacy to preserve, what with Getty kicking the bucket...Golden Girls are dropping like flies. And by flies I mean Bea's boobs.
 

Yes students this is a present-day demonstration of douche act #4817a: posing with cocktail waitress and/or douche act #4817b posing with adult entertainer.

It's like the guys who think they have game chatting up the womens in the service industry. Ummm, they talk to you for sales, dispheets!
 

i am the wind beneath Bea's boobies.
 

and by 'wind', i mean 'typhoon'.





no offense, Bea. love you.
 

This picture epitomizes a very disturbing trend that is occurring in the world of douchedom: guys who think they are funny by wearing girly clothing, girly sunglasses, crocs, etc. There's being a metro and then there's being a moron like this guy who thinks he's hilarious because he has a pink boa around his neck.

That stupid look on his face isn't helping either. Why do all these douches have to wear beaters? It's really troubling.

You suck Boa Arthur.
 

No. One canNOT look "tough" with a boa, unless it is a constrictor.....and not a constrictor tattoo. Ask "Dog" about that. The 'beater doesn't help.

Oh yeah, and it's a pink boa. Quit stealing from Jesse "The Body" Ventura's old WWE locker, you choadbag!



Is that cleavite?
 

Definitely the sexiest girl I've ever seen on the site.
 

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@steve zodiac-

Have you noticed that all the pics on this site are identical? Hot Chick and Douchebag. And sickening.
 

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I never thought men's neckwear could get gayer than the scarf. I stand corrected. And by "stand corrected," I mean, "perched on the rooftop ledge of a twenty-story building, knees together, legs bent."
 

I think he'd look much better with a wire garrote around his neck and turning a cooler shade of dead.

But that's just me.
 

I learned my sick slick dance moves from TECHNO VIKING DANCE PARTY. Chucky Norris aint got nut'n on dis, Boyzz.
 

I'm more disgusted at the girl in this picture for posing with this lame excuse of a human. At least she had the choice. She decided to pose in the picture while she was free to offer him psycho-therapy, or even suggesting to remove that hideous, neon faggot looking scarf. But no, she neglected all other choices and posed.

She should die. He should take her death as a cue for how fucking retarded he looks.
 

He's obviously pointing at her breasts saying to himself "that's mine camera guy, that's all mine...and to the people who view this picture, you can't get this because I got this tonight. If I didn't, my finger WOULD NOT be pointing in THIS picture"
 

3 big tits
2 are busting out of that bustier