Friday, May 30, 2008

 

Swedish Fish



Froggy writes in with a Swedish 'bag tag:

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hey DB1,

its froggy, your french supplier of DB. I love the site and want to contribute again.

I'm in sweden right now and i'm about to leave to go back to France, and i had trouble to find some swedish DB since they seem to have a different doucheness in this blond loving girl country. But hope you like them!

bonne continuation, salut!

-- froggy
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I can smell the eurodouche aftershave right through the screen. What happened to you, Sweden?

Oh, that's right. The Grieco Virus went global.
Comments:
Tranny alert!

:0
 
They party hard in Sweeden. Seriously. Look at 'em rockin' out to Ace of Base.
 
Waitaminnit! They ARE Ace of Base!



Damn.



Sweedish chicks don't age well.
 
Is mustard gas legal in Sweden? Because if it is, there's a nice solution to the problem right at the top of the photo.
 
Tranny or not, i'm digging that blond in front. I'd let her put some of her swedish sauce on my meat balls.

Not sure who is more annoying, Zack Morris douche or the guy with a giant pressed ham for a head in front.

Froggy, is that you in the back with the cliche french strip shirt? Where is your beret and cigarette?
 
blue shirt: Våldtäktsman

pink shirt: Fjolla

green dress: Kuksugare

white shirt: Bånge


and that's all i have to say about that.
 
I wonder how fast those satin shirts would go up with a carefully applied lit match?

We have a new leader for SideBoob Of The Year.
 
Is that a Reverse DeathTongue? Where the infection travels via her tongue?
 
How ironic, I'm thinking of installing a blue spot light to illuminate the exposed air ducts in my office too.

An by install, I mean deposit a load in white shirt Hott's ear canal.
 
Is this actually a viral promo for the new CBS drama "Swingtown?"
 
I just realized why the swedebag in the back looked familiar.
 
is that Tetra Pak full of her luscious breast milk or an exotic imported brew from Mr. White?
 
Real Blonde, phony Tits
Oh, to be a fat Swede Whale
I'd do more than point!
 
That is crazy side boob.
Is there anything else going on this picture? If there is I have not seen it yet. I've just been concentrating on the side boob, and by concentrating I of course mean snake handling.
 
Powder Blue up front must have left his viking helmet with the doorman... Blondie looks like she just caught a whiff of Surströmming. Peace Signs looks like he's a big Hasselhauf fan and I'll give Lady in White a pass... same with Cabin Boy in the background.

- Douchey Smurf
 
what are they drinkin', juiceboxes?
 
lmao @ pfah's fuckin pic!!! You guys have made me cry today more times than a sappy chick-flick during a pms fit. Except in a good way, because if you haven't guessed, it's from laughter!
 
Does the free health care in Sweden cover the breast "augmentation" we see here?

And how about the Douchebotomy that was given to the DB in back?
 
Am I getting a hint of Euro-kitchen here? The area behind Green Sonja looks almost counter-like. And is that a pantry in the background. Has some hooker retrofitted a flat with IKEA disco lights?
 
@The Bag Queen - yeah, I like that pic as well. Too bad we can't tell if the eyebrow is shaved, but it doesn't look to be.

White shirt hott looks like she lost a bet, and now she has a tongue full of oil.....or at least full of douche. Either way, that just sounds WRONG.
 
@Pfah

If your info. is true then we share same occupation and position. And just for the record what we do is in itself rather 'Douchey'... but hey... it has its perks.

- D.S.
 
Baby, I love you from the neck down. Only.
 
That Side boob does not compare to Bluedress in Smearkat at all. No way. I already gave her the award. And by "award" I mean...
 
@ D.S.

Short of Club Promoter, Ive got the Douchiest job in the land: Pro Actor.
 
green dress is alluring, but her facial expression reminds me of 11th grade when i got my 86 thunderbird and me and sally jones went down to ol rock creek and i parked at the edge and nonchalantly pulled out my pecker
 
Seems like the deuchie version of where's Waldo. Can you spot him amongst the other deuches.....Hint he's wearin' the striped shirt trying to blend in.
 
These people are real party animals. They must be taking shots of Parmalat boxed milk.
 
To bcs: Hey man, we've all been there, we've all seen that face. Too bad that side boob wasn't present when I saw that face....
 
@ Pfah: 100% correct, broheim! Det är exakt vad vi skulle stämpla dom som :-) The Grieco virus has indeed fucking permeated this once pristine land, I fear that the two recent Swedebag postings will be far from the last.. Mourn us, mourn us well fellow baghunters
 
Headband boy looks a little cock-eyed! I wish she'd use her Gene Simmons tongue to make nice, soft, swirly circles on my taint...
 
@anonymous 4:00 p.m.

If they're lucky, they're drinking their milf (oops, I meant milk) from the tap.
 
So Hunter S. Thompson, the lead singer of Loverboy, and some Cro Magnon in a blue shirt who looks like maybe he ought to be wearing a helmet, they went to a basement. Well, not really Hunter S. Thompson and the lead singer of Loverboy, but people who look vaguely like them, if you close your eyes and bash yourself in the forehead with a pipe wrench. And they're Swedish. Anyhow so they're in this basement, and they've got this blonde in a green dress that might be mildly retarded or like, an android, and this chick in the white shirt and Loverboy was totally jazzed because they all thought they were going to score. Instead the evening turned out to be sad and regrettable, but yanno, they had hope, man. They had hope.
 
@bag'n'tag.....thank you my friend. i wish you Swedes well in your battle against all that is douchey. godspeed.
 
Green shirt hott was smiling, but just before the pic was taken she caught a wiff of douche boy's fart.
 
Green shirt is smokin'. I'll bet she's at least 6'6" and all legs.
 
@Clementine... at the end of the day as long as the rents paid and the pantry is stocked up with SPAM® I guess we are all cool... but the sting of using your talents to make the 'man' richer is a bit of a soul suck.

- Douchey Smurf
 
...not concerning your gig... talking of mine.

- Douchey Smurf
 
Chick in green is the Swedish Peggy Bundy.
 
Although the Grieco virus has indeed jumped the pond, closer inspection of DB in back reveals stage 3 DHD.
(david hasselhoff disease). The poor hott in white is certainly doomed, what with close pyhsical contact, and the final nail in the coffin, her ill-advised tounge poking.

Hott in green requires an immediate breast inspection/palpitation to ensure that no DHD microbes have landed on their lusciousness.
I selflessly volunteer.
No, really, it`s ok, it`s why i`m here.
 
Heavy, heavy douchebag quotient from across tha pond here! My, my.

Sweet sideboob, though. And the lady in the rear gets crowned Baguette due to that tongue thing. It is sad that I cannot even fantasize about the pleasure potential of that tongue because it is now encrusted in scrote fungus.
 
Dude those 2 are brother and sister. I knew weird shit went down over there.
 
So THIS is what an AIDS rave looks like.
 
Some of the best sideboob I've seen on this site.
 
Douchebagery is a global disease, a slow growing epidemic, it is time to step up against it and call it what it is...Douchebagery!!!
 
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