so many thing are wrong here dont even know where to start.
 

Is this the Grinch who stole Doucheness?
 

What a loser. My brain can't even process anything further.
 

Ummmm. I don't get it. How many knots of his "tie" are in his colon right now?
 

Wow. What a Jinx!
 

I was going to go out tonight, but this picture ruined all my momentum.
 

What the hell is that white thing in the Bleeth's mouth? It seems to be a leash of some sort. Does this mean she claims ownership over the protozoan in the mandana?

I know it's been said that the Grieco virus migrates from douche to Hott, but I think this might be a case of Bleeth to scrote infection.
 

@scare-a-douche

i believe that the white thing in her mouth is scrawnyhawk's tapeworm. at least she's doing the helpful thing by biting it's head off.

and on another note, i believe his chest tatt says "remember".

as in; remember to put on a shirt next time i leave the house.

obviously, it didn't work.
 

Taylor Negron Had Sex With A Sea Urchin.

We'll have that story and our sky-copter accu-weather forecast right after this commercial break.
 

I sometimes think I am impared when it comes to meeting the opposite sex and keeping in style etc,,,. I no longer worry about that after seeing this picture. (HAHAHA)

She's hot ill give her that. But WTF lol I guess if being a freak in the circus pays the rent then by all means u got it all worked out
 

That thing in her mouth is the fringe from his AIDS quilt.
 

@johnny scrotten.....it's much appreciated that you actually took the time to figure out what his tattoo says. i tried to, but vomited because of the proximity of the tattoo to his nipplrd903 487 809h jklnwm h wrty..


sorry.

just puked again.
 

also, hats off to the anon2:54 post that went something like this:

"Is this the Grinch who stole Doucheness?"

i found that to be comic genius. nice work 'baghunter. now, get a name and join the party.
 

Holy Heroin dark circles batman.

Put on a shirt as the nipple is disgusting and it has been highlighted with the doucheness of piercing.

Hoover Dam, when will the horrible fad of tattoos and piercings go away? I have little kids.
 

@pfah

ya just gotta block out the offending bits with a pen or something.

otherwise, well, you know...
 

@johnny scrotten:

I penned out the bits like you said. Sort of looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. Or bloody urine.

Either way, better than Tila Tequila and the biker from Mad Max.
 

what

a

goodlooking

fellow
 

i dunno, when guys go incredibly over the top like this the inner rage is non-existent. it's more like a feeling of respect that they have the balls to actually go out in public like this. then again by the giant neon dollar sign in the background, he's not exactly at Winn-Dixie. Let's see him dress like this and go to Walmart, and I'll give him mad propz.
 

Now here is a bona-fide first-class douchebag. The mohawk was over in 1982. The nipple piercing is still acceptable only on Fire Island. The mandana. The armpit stubble. Blondie biting on a roll of toilet paper.

The horror.... the horror.....
 

I could never have a conversation with this chode. Probably not with the doucheskank, either.
 

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
 

hey, is that your little brother, he's a good lookin' kid...
 

Mike Damone told Rat to play "side one of Led Zeppelin IV," but Rat went ahead and played "Physical Graffiti" instead. After that and the abortion, Damone's life went down the tubes.

This is the result. "Isn't this great?" He apparently hasn't left the mall behind, either.
 

That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
 

Her eyes are SO wired. Note the dayglo dollar signs and other "psychedelia". Folks, this bleeth is TRIPPING HER ASS OFF. Look at his pupils. Look at her pupils. They both are in the same flash. Her pupils are HUGE, and you can see a tinge of greenish brown round the edges, so it's clearly true. She's completely tripped out wasted.

My guess? Crank and X. She's "in love" and she wants to party and fuck, but she'll never orgasm.

I have no idea what the word is on his shaven chest, but my guess is it's his name so he knows who he is when he wakes up in the morning.

Not like he's going to get any sleep with robo bleeth chattering and giggling all night long...
 

If this isn't a contender in the Weekly I don't know what is. So much wrong in so small a space.
 

ATTENTION DB1... Kudos on the G4/Attack of the Show mention... I noticed that the 'SmearCat' got a lot of facetime... as did 'Bra'. They must have snapped on the site earlier today or yesterday late... anywho good stuff.

BTW Kevin is not a douche... however Olivia Munn is definately a HOTT.

Bag on.

- Douchey "my name is" Smurf Ya'll
 

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Come on guys, he doesn't seem like a douchebag.

Hey pfah, you drunk yet?
 

In regards to Mohican Mc Jaundice... enjoy your Hott my man... count down has begun.

- D. Smurf
 

bmt is sooo wrong.

This guy is a significant douche. Just run a list:

1. Spikey retarded haircut covered in grease?
2. Shaved chest?
3. Shaved pits?
4. Mandana?
5. Tie worn without collared shirt?
6. dopey tattoo?
7. incomprehensible piercing?
8. Bleeth in tow who is orbiting Uranus?

Yep, he's a douche. And she's a bleeth.
 

It's official, "punk" is now just a catch phrase, it's cultural significance diminished by years of corporate barbarism. Such a righteous movement had no chance, it's well built fortress could not withstand the constant proding by ad agencies looking for the weak spot so that they could virally dismember it into a money making niche among suburban kids looking for rebellion, but from a safe distance. Tonto here, is the manifestation.

God, I love the Hott. I'd wear a bathrobe made of razorblades just to get the chance to meet her 11th grade math teacher and ask him if she could solve proofs.
 

@cheezeeporn

I guess my powers of sarcasm are toast: this douche needs an Abner Louima treamtment.
 

Let me get this right. Did this guy actually Shave. His. Arm. Pit?
Is this some post-societal collapse equivalent of Pointing. To. His. Abs? I can't look anymore. Help us, Jesus.
 

Been a long time reader, just wanted to say congrats on being featured on AOTS blog watch.
 

holy shit. righteous.

Attack of the Show Blogwatch
 

Is this Travis Barker's older brother Harold? This guy looks like he's pushing 40 and he's out running around with no shirt on. I don't care if he is at a club, put a fucking shirt on will ya'. Nobody wants to see your bad tattoo and gay nipple ring. From the neck down he looks like a 12 year old.

Do us all a favor and find a sturdy tree branch and take your "punk" dog collar and leash combo and wrap it around it a few times and jump.
 

This butt stain is just so wrong. I cannot begin to describe the hate and how much I would enjoy seeing him explode after a group on ex-punks use cricket bats on his head.
 

@Claus Von - 9:38

You


Nailed


it.

- Douchey Smurf

PS

Again congrats on the Attack of the Show feature... I fucking hope Bra, Smearcat, Canker Twins and the others just happened to be watching T.V. while they were afixing their ankledanas and applying Axe® in preparation for a night on the suburb.
 

Seriously...this picture makes me want to do violence.
 

Is this anal probe wearing a dog collar???

Lemme just grab this here shotgun.... Ol "yellow" here seems to have a lead deficiency.

I'll put him out of our misery!!!
 

@bmt....i am still drunk my friend. and it's 9:10 in the morning.

@bcs.....nice find buddy! holy shit, we're all famous.
 

Saw the coverage of HCwDB. How depressing. I mean, a part of the pleasure of this site are the Hotts, obviously, but the Douchebags are kind of the real determinant of quality. Example - imagine the boobacious love of my life in Smearkat. But instead of being pared up with the walking jock itch that is Smearkat, she was Potbelly or Melvin. Sure - they're douches - but not at the level of Smearkat, and so even when we were asked to vote on the Boobacious booby booby MHMHmnummynummynumness of a given hott, the douche became the critical factor, as well as her booby yumminess.

I'm just afraid that a bunch of douchebags-wh-don't-know-their-douchebags will arrive demanding more pussy pictures, and not really work on the socially valuable project of deriding, mocking, and otherwise villifying douchebags for being the worthless scrotal disorders they are.
 

Will there ever be something uglier?
 

It doesn't take the ghost of Jimmy the Greek to predict this asshat is a shoo-in for HCWDB of the Week.
 

That Hott would be none other than Myspace Vixen :

http://www.myspace.com/djheavygrinder

At least I'm 90% sure of that in spite of the tie in the mouth pose.
 

Fred will be pissed when he finds out that Dino left the yard after dark- Bad Dino - Bad
 

Ew. How revolting is that. He might have been remotely attractive at one time... before he became a heroine addict and got old. That guy's fucking revolting, there's just no two ways about it. Girl, go find a real man. That dog's had it's days, and really should be put down, or at least be put in intensive care. And by intensive care I mean an all-gay jailhouse, with no clothes and a jar of sandy vaseline.
 

I thought only hookers got the above the tit tattoo? Oh, and nice fucking dog collar. Looks like the same one my Doberman has. Woof.
 

@BCS

Thanks for the link, I was gonna try and find it on my own on tv, but I really didnt want to sit through 8 hours of rerun ninja warriors.

Its funny that those "ad execs" to be in high school ended up on the ATOS piece, serves those future Broskis right.

Also, all i remember about Demone was his pink socks as he blasted on Jennifer Jason Leigh after 20 secs.
 

I went to school with this kid. He was a junior in my freshman Physical Science class. I know he's been hanging around the scene, but to see him here is a blessing. I call douche.
 

Pardoon my tipos.. I toook 1 gglance at duche and yakked soo harrd on my keyyboard thatt puke splaashed in my eyess. Cannnt see a tthing. Dontwant to loook anymoree..
 

Gollum Douche.
 

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/ec/Gollum-chav2.jpg
 

Only one thing that makes me earl more than a roidster and thats a prepubescent physique on a grown man.
 

The 80's called they want their douchebag back!