dirka dirka dirka
 

The Belgian Tom Wolfe
See his Eurotrash Kung Fu
Wild and crazy guy

Skeeter
 

Nice platform shoes douche
He can kick above his head:
Five and a half feet

Skeeter
 

Have to disagree
That broad looks like she's fifty
Show me the hotties

Skeeter
 

Have to disagree
That broad looks like she's fifty
Show me the hotties

Skeeter
 

Have to disagree
That broad looks like she's fifty
Show me the hotties

Skeeter
 

J.C. hasn't aged well, has he? Looks like if he tried a roundhouse kick he'd break a hip!

And not to get all "Go Fug Yourself" but, white shoes with black shoelaces? What happened, break a lace whilst dressing? No spare white laces so you raided the black pair? Really?

Maybe that's why the missus looks so pissed.

Either that, or the royalty checks aren't comin in like they used to...
 

Have to disagree
That broad looks like she's fifty
Show me the hotties
 

have to disagree
that broad looks fifty
show me the hotties
 

Anonymous certainly wants us to understand his haiku prowess.
 

J-C looks like his head was reattached incorrectly.

Either that or he needs a trip to the chiropractor, stat.
 

sorry. Van Damme rules.


happy holidays everyone
 

look at this douche spectacle

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/barstool_halloween_party/1776/

Cop douche, tweety bird douche, hard gay douche, frat choads, it is unbelievable.

-superbag
 

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Dressed just like Bolo Young
With hooks in the Milf
What happened to Death Touch?
 

Haiku is 5-7-5 folks. Not 5-5-5, not 7-5-7.

Anywho, stop pickin' on the old guy who can't dress.

What's up with that dance routine? Couldn't afford a choreographer for the scene? Did he tell the director "No I can dance, I pull hotties on the club floor every weekend with my super douche moves... here look."

Embarassing.
 

JCVD looks as though he was bead-blasted down to his skull, and then spent the day at ILM getting made up to look like Joe Piscapo with botox.

He looks like the gay son of a Kentucky Colonel.
 

Have to disagree
That broad looks like she's fifty
Show me the hotties
 

I am not going to dis' the Muscles from Bruxelles.
 

I am not going to dis' the Muscles from Bruxelles.
 

You, with bad Haiku
you have not done fifty?
Mama, she knows tricks!

Come over here, you
So very young and zippy
Meet my Roundhouse kicks
 

He looks like shit, but does raise an important area of inquiry for the keeper and patrons of HCwDB. Why does every single JCVD film have that sort of "gay BDSM" training sequence? What does this tell us about douchebagosity in general? How long is the line between douchebagging and teabagging? Is the ultimate purpose of the douche pose to prove that one is SO TOTALLY NOT GAY? Really makes you think, doesn't it?

~Douchey Brewster
 

I had the misfortune of working with him on a movie once. All I can say is that if your career crosses paths with his, it's time to do some serious house cleaning in your life.
 

Yes lyndon,
If house cleaning means emptying the insides of your cranium with a .60 caliber handgun.

Scrote Von Douchemarck
 

I would poop in her pants.
 

Not Jean-Claude Van Douche?
 

have to disagree
that broad looks like shes 50
show me the hotties
 

New Van Damme movie coming out next week in France !
It's called "JCVD" and its seriously going to rule.
Here's the pitch (I try to translate it the best I can) :
Stuck with his money problems, the law battle against his wife for the guard of his son and the fact that even Steven Seagal gets his roles, Jean Claude Van Damme goes back to Belgium, to seek the calm and peace he can't find in the US anymore.

In the trailer, you can see Jean Claude facing videos of himself in his former cocaine-period, wondering what the hell could happen.It's not an action flick, so I think its going to be real fun to see him in a whole new way.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/

http://www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm_gen_cfilm=111414.html

But, despite all the respect I have for him, he still is some kind of douche.
 

The idea of TimeCop going all Don Johnson is appealling to me. Too bad Van Damme's face looks like it's just plain a-peeling off. They could save on make-up by casting him as the Joker in the next Batman film though.
 

rumor has it he is hiv poz now

other pics seem to confirm it too.
 

OH NO! Jean-Claude, Monsier Cheeseball himself! His eyes seem to be migrated inward. Well, at some point everyone's gotta get ugly. Or uglier. I wish I had never seen this.

C@omment dites-vous déja ? Douchebag ?: thanks for sharing that - it looks interesting.

@Douchey Brewster: your words are thought-provoking. i believe you have a point. some walk around thinking in their heads "im not gay - not me - not at all, not gay in the least. this is me, being not gay. la la la-la... oh look - a hot guy... DOH!!!!!!!!!"
Or the posing can also be merely to compensate for not feeling masculine enough, and not connected to gaiety at all. that combined with being an asswipe = douche... ?
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo