Okay I'm feelin the douchousity

but I'm not feelin tha hott...
 

Is that He Don't Need No Bitch In His Life in the back?
 

Since when is the Landlady from "Kung Fu Hustle" a Hot Chick?

Lookit the pressed hams on the right...mmmmm, ham....
 

The Lead Douche from Maroon 5, his Filipino Tranny girlfriend and his sister.

Just like Jersey, there's nothing to see here.
 

I wonder if Odd Job's daughter here, could snap Vinniebag's neck with a black derby at 20 paces...
 

Asian Nott looks like a sex doll.

The other four boobs are unimpressive. If Mr. "Elegantly Wasted" put a bit more pressure whilst shaving that pea sized head of his, he may bleed out and save us all the trouble of seeing his offspring on this site in 15 years.

You know sunburned blowout in the rear is flashing DB hand gesture No.?...just knowing it is there is enough...

~Douchesquire
 

I agree that they aren't especially hot, but I haven't exactly been paying much attention to their faces.
 

honey glazed spiral cut honeybaked ham is best. put that in the picture... there's our hott.
 

So now two day shift strippers are called hotts? Oh, boys, they'll be needing their money up front.

$100 8-ball
 

If the posted picture was submitted to support the bagologist's claim, mission half accomplished.

I see 'bag. I don't see anything hott. I see an Asian tranny and a crooked-tittied girl, but nothing hott.
 

i see 3 ugly girls, 1 faceless girl, and 1 douchebag who's trying to show us his armpit.


next.
 

lol darksock i thought i was the only one that saw that movie.

it's funny how high the standards get around here sometimes. i'd throw both these girls the proverbial sausage any day of the week.
 

Maybe they should rename it
Most Scrotey Uberdoucherie by the looks of this mess.
 

Once upon a time in Jersey, Yo!
I damn near had to wreck a ho.
 

I knocked on the door, who is it?
It's pumpy douche come to pay a little visit to ya.
 

Montclair State is New Jersey’s second-largest and fastest-growing of greico virus university.

We offer all the advantages of a scrote university — a wide range of excellent undergraduate and post-douche programs, a nauseating faculty and tatted student body — combined with the Robert Grahm sophistication of a small college.

MSU provides more than 250 majors, minors and concentrations — including the nation’s only doctorate in bleethology, the state’s only doctorate in poopatology and a unique interdisciplinary doctorate in douchebling management - while remaining greasy and axefordable.

Our five schools and colleges prepare students to lead sad, thoughtless and Ed Hardy filled lives while destroying society and eventually the world.

Montclair State University is accredited by the Commission on Higher Douchefication of the Middle Hotts Association of Colleges and Schools, as well as many specialized toolbag organizations
 

Is that nip slip?
I'm trying not to look too hard.
and by hard I mean long.
by long I mean... nevermind.
 

Turd boys shirt should just say "Waste". With his melon tilted just so it appears he has the Canker Twins side shavings going on that scrotom attached to his neck.
 

just testing my new orange glow.
sweet.
 

One solid thump on the 4head and "Elegantly Wasted" would hit his back.

Asian not has a nice fake set.

Suzi Two Tone might want to get a professional to chunk her hair next go around.

the true choad in this photo is Subway Larry. Looks like he's riding the tube and hanging on for balance... and when I say riding the tube I mean getting 'Elegantly Waisted."

- Douchey Smurf
 

I live and work in Newark, Delaware, home of the University of Delaware, which is the official repository for every Joey Bag and Jersey Girl that can't get into Princeton or Rutgers. Needless to say, the HCwDB factor runs quite high here in my little town, which is why I enjoy so very much the outlet this site provides. Thank you all!

Anyway, I always wondered what happens to the douchebags that are too dumb to get into U of D. Mystery solved!
 

i matricualted at montclair when it was still a small little college of doucehosity. there were many many hotts to choose from, even for those of us hiding amongst the throngs of doucheanity.
 

I see London, I see France,
I see the top of polka-dot's areola.
 

I live 10 miles from that dump of lower education. In Jerzey it might as well be considered Ground Zero for all things Douche. However for the Hotts it is quite the opposite. Home to aspiring Bleeths and Jerzey Trash girls of all flavors, the Muffin Top is the usual sight de jour with nary a supple mammiferous mound of mammalia to be seen. Stay away at all costs. All who enter are lost.
 

Stinky scank -- not hots here -move on.
 

Asian Nott looks like Special Ed from Crank Yankers. YAAAAAAYYYYYY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs-p2ijQqo8&feature=related
 

Zoom in

bottom right corner


Definite Nip slip
 

Poor Ling, coming to America, trying to live out her dreams of getting a CS degree, only to be Bleethed by the first douche that she saw.

I drink my PBR for you, Ling.
 

is it racist to assume the hott on the left will "love you long time" amd may in fact have a penis where its not supposed to??
 

Which male in the photo is the douchebag? The sort of gay looking one in the front or the ugly one in the back?
 

Which male in the photo is the douchebag? The sort of gay looking one in the front or the ugly one in the back?
 

I know NJ a little too well. These jersey bleeths are sadly typical - suburbanshees from Kearny or Elizabeth. Or Linden. They make me ill. The Asianbleeth is bleethier than the pseudoblonde bleeth. But they both exude that grim retardation that radiates from that area. Ugh.

Oh -and he's a scrote. Not even a very good one. In fact he;s such a lousy little scrote, he;s an insult to the notion of the Douchebag. compare this weeny to Bra. Or DNA Dan. Doesn't hold a candle.
 

look at the tits on that one.
 

I'm from New Jersey and I've been all over the country and New Jersey women really aren't the most attractive I've seen. Ironically, it might go to Utah, but there aren't too many douches there.

NJ definitely has the most douches/scrotes per capita, hands down. The worst part is some, even at note-worthy jobs in the city, still look douches, even at work.

I love NJ though.

Cheezeeporn - Those two have Kearny written all over them. Nice town drop!
 

Damn, those are some UGLY people!!!

Ugh!
 

The broad on the right looks like a poor man's Lindsay Lohan and the creep in the back looks like he is gonna pull a chain that leads to a trap door which is full of fags with terrible haircuts.