L-R: Douchebag/Geek, Cute, Cute, Cute.... Gonna give Tattoo a "Not-A" pass. Considering he's only Four and a half feet tall he's got enough problems.... like scanning the top shelves at the grocery store... you know that dude gets tired of eating that low rent bottom shelf shit.

- Douchey Smurf
 

If the 'Scarce Green Cup' ever rears its ugly head will the blog implode?

- D.S.
 

Baldouche's pit hair has migrated to his pecs.
 

middle brunette has something very wrong with her nose. Methinks its some sort of infection from one too many rusty trombones.
run, run away.
 

Still free from scrutiny? The Douchefree Blue Cup.
 

The RAYC makes an appearance and today marks the start of Douchebag Season in coastal New Jersey....

Looks like its going to be one of those, board up the windows and doors, tuck the wifey into bed and drink myself into oblivion nights.
 

Ahh the yellow cup, looks like Mr. White needs to add two more to his collection
 

Like the mythical unicorn, I suppose. Or a rainbow colored turd, don't know which is more appropriate.

These guys are mildly annoying, but after this week's submissions, this is a drop in the pan.

I give these guys a pass, except if they're waxing their chests (in which case I call shennanigans and vote to toss them in the 'gator pit).
 

ahh yes, tho you are on the wrong coast DB1. These fine specimens of "lake-douche" resided in central california. The Ed Hardy, orange flesh, and indoor sunglasses make many an apearence here as well.
As feared, Douche as gone nation wide. We not only have douche bags, we have whole buckets of douche!
-The Last Douche Hero
 

Baldo has Kanji tats, so at least there is something ubiquitous about this pic.
 

I'll give the bald guy a pass, since the chest tats are the only thing wrong with him. But the guy on the left? Helpless, hopeless choad.

Are those dog tags?
 

Hotts are ok.
After this week I'll give these two a pass. Go and douche no more.
Tatts still suck unless your some Maori tribesmen.
 

It looks like sunglasses guy is giving Baldy a handjob. Maybe that's why Baldy has a big smile.
 

I, for one, morn the absence of the red cup. Yellow just isn't cutting it. What's next, a lime green cup? Oh, the horror!

Pink stripe in the back looks like her bikini bottom is sliding off.
 

I think the yellow cup is refreshing.
 

Stop groping the hott, young Gay Bag is getting jealous...

I fear a killing under deck is imminent in this photo.
 

the yellow of the cups pierces my soul. nothing else in this photo is of any interest.
 

Thanks photographer! 5 people in the pic, and you manage to get 40% of them topless and blocking everything else out. Outstanding. Just know this shutterbag, I will find you one day, and pluck both of your bag loving eyeballs out with a rusty muffler clamp. Then throw said eyeballs in a vat of grapes, so a hairy foot knuckled, 280 lb, Italian woman may stomp them into pulp.

IFYM
 

I have seen the yellow cup only twice: Once at my cousin Jenny's high school graduation party (for fresh lemonade -- it was a dry open house), and last year on the beach at Grand Haven with a all-blond family sharing a two-liter of Sprite. Therefore, the yellow cup signifies innocence, festiveness, and wholesome behavior.

But I gotta warn you all about something I saw last week. I was walking my dog early Sunday and saw something shining in the gutter (no, unfortunately it wasn't Fish Slap's greasy forehead reflecting the rays of the morning sun as he lay passed out in a puddle of his own sick).

It was an ORANGE CUP. Just like URC, but. bright. orange.

BRIGHT orange, like a traffic cone.

Orange Like a California tangerine.

Orange Like Joey Porsche's garbanzo-sized balls.

I was horrified. It was a mutant strain of cup. ON MY STREET.

I didn't care if anyone saw me. I stepped off the sidewalk and stomped the shit out of it until there was just a pile of fragments left. It couldn't be reused. It couldn't reproduce itself.

The next day it was gone.

And since then I've been carrying a broken tree limb and a plastic bag of dog poo for protection.

Everything has changed.
 

$20 bucks the clown on the left is named Brad.

Fuck you Brad.
 

Nice hotties, bags not the scrotiest.

Quick question, what's douchier: Jesus bling or dog tags? Hah, it was a trick question, since I have just this morning witnessed a a joey baggadonuts sporting a cross on a dog tag! Civilization is doomed.
 

Pearl necklace.

That is all.
 

I think this pic is douche free. Frecklenose Hott I dig. I dig her, I say.
 

This is a vintage picture.

Observe here the young, androgenous David Bowie; photographed with the original and already-aging Charlie's Angels, during a break from fucking his pet monkey. With a yellow cup.
 

Baldy and girl in the middle look like brother and sister. Other two girls are cute, I'm giving them all a pass. Just a bunch of suburban kids having a day at the beach.
 

Like a few others have already said, the douchefection in this photo is light (relatively speaking, of course). Dopey tats aside, the absence of hand gestures, sneers, excessive bling and cocked ballcaps makes these guys Douche-Lite, at least in this momentary snapshot in time.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

It's good to see "O-face" from Office Space is still able to pull quality ass. Go show her your, uh, shocking disappointment...
 

The blonde is not cute... she looks old. And why does bone-rack douche look like he just got interrupted giving a hand job??