this guy actually gives hope to us all. No major douche tendancies and pulling some fantastic tale- sorry DB1
 

I would nail me feet to the asphalt for the chance to get hit by the truck that picked up her garbage,
Then I would nail his flat feet to the asphalt and run him over.
 

Your wish is my command DB1
Hes a douche no doubt, no normal guy would be looking anywhere but at her tits when she was looking away, WTF! Is he looking at?
Turdacious
 

Is that a curve-ball hand-gesture I see, or is he prematurely searching for a G-spot?

How about the fact that he's posted on the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags?
 

I would eat her bum like a turkey sandwich.
 

Damndest link DB1 ever put in a pic. That's classic.


But as far as the hott goes, is that the Porn star Aurora Snow?
 

Chin pubes, wife-beater, ridiculously low-hanging pants, general whitetrashiness -- I think these in combination are enough.
 

He's a douche bag for the simple fact that he has her by the pool and not somewhere to rub barbeque sauce all over her body and then gently rub it off with a french baguette.....you're a douche bag for being somewhere that there is a camera and you're with her and wearing clothes....


idiot, she's probably easy too....like most
 

I'll bypass the "notadouche" debate all together:

I present that they aren't actually together. She's passing by this intoxicated schlub on her way to the bar, taking the time to turn around and put a face with the tight pooper of hers.

A side note: I'd love to pound her starfish.
 

Ok -- this guy is a real douchebag -- who the hell wears jeans and a wife beater to a pool party that is swarming with hotts in bikinis?

He either:

1. is a vagrant who walked off the street to crash the party;
2. does not own a pair of shorts; or
3. is so douche that he thinks its cool to ware jeans to a pool party.
 

I mean, normally I'm a tits man. But her ass is hypnotizing me...

Dirty, dirty girl.
 

time to play "Neptune, King of the Sea"?!????

jesus h. christ DB1. that episode creeped me the hell out as well. the actor that played the old guy was also the boss on 'WKRP in Cincinnati'. one of the greatest tv shows ever.

butt, there's more important issues at hand. mainly, her fantastic ass. she looks expensive though. eh, so what. as far as our Slingblade friend here, i'm not so sure DB1. the low-riding jeans, wife-beater, hair gel, and goatee are not enough to call this guy a douchebag in my book. however, he IS with her in the picture, and that's enough.

douchebag it is.
 

Nota... but he is guilty of a carb heavy diet and an ill fitting beater.

Tammy Sue is plenty nice... but I must state that her ass isn't anywhere near the top ten. Cowgirl stage right looks like she's got a little more lift.

- Douchey Smurf
 

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a) he's at Rehab
b) he's wearing jorts.

'nuff said
 

Bra!!'s retarded little brother got invited to the pool party, and Sweet Stacey here gave him that brief moment of attention he'll be talking about for the next 10 years.
 

Xenu saw her ass and wept. One of the tears became that guy, just so it could get near her.
 

douchebag.

he's with blondie, but looking at brunette's ass.

not that there's anything wrong with that...
 

Either he's illustrating that there's more to having game than sporting a faux hawk, or she's just PTP.
 

@DB1...i gotta go take a shower and order up some of that hypno-therapy after watching 30 seconds of that clip...just disgusting, especially with that fuckin laughtrack...and bootie is solid, laced like a pair of shell-toe ADIDAS.
 

It looks like he's trying to be a douche (the reasons have been listed numerous times now), but he's not quite able to get it right.

He might be even worse then an actual douche, he's a poser douche.
 

This pic is a little too ambiguous. We need a better pic of if he is, in fact, looking at brunettes bum and if there's a red cup in his other hand. Greasy hair, chin stubble, and JEANS AT THE FUCKING POOL; this man is pushing the boundaries of douchdom. She'd have a nice ass if her face didn't look like Ms. Lohan. I think he might just be on shock after walking into the sun for the first time.
 

DB1, you have to do more to placate us ass men. I tip my hat to you, good sir. No 'bag here, though. Painful but true.

@ douchetorious b.a.g.: definitely not, and i feel horrible for having that knowledge at my fingertips.
 

At first appearance it looks like a shadow is cast over his face, but towards the center of his forehead you can see the shadow is lifted and there is a radiant point of light. The only plausible explanation is that he has the Mark o' the Bag. This taken together with the hair grease, wife beater, the ridiculously low pants and although I can't see it, I guarantee you he's got a grill, all add up to uber douche...
 

JORTS!@%!$@
 

DB-1

new to posting but not to the site.
this guy is a douche for sure.

1. wife beater
1.a. bear belly but still rocking the wife beater
2. jeans or quite possibly jorts (jean shorts)
2.a. also got the gangsta sag
3. facial douche goatee
4. gel in the hair at the pool.
5. rehab.
 

This is another example of the douchebag's first cousin, the dirtbag. Not as greasy or smarmy, a little more BO and extremely low IQ. Usually found near trailer parks and convenience stores.

Regardless, what in the hell is he doing with the superhero known in the DB world as Asstastica?
 

Notta. Living in Vegas doesn't make you a douche. It is a magnet for douche but not all there is douche.

That said, after a world class weekly, this is a let down. Thia site's standards should be much higher than your basic run of the mill Rehab photo or other Vegas std hole promo which this appears to be.

However, I applaud recording this hott's culo (or 'gool' as we say in the boogie down) for posterity.
 

The gentleman in this photo deserves to be flayed with a rusty fish knife. She, conversely needs to be licked in an up-down, repetitive motion by none other than me.
That ass looks like a 40-ounce porterhouse with the bernaise to be provided by me.
 

his body kinda resembles mine since i got married, although i would never wear something like that in public.

ok im not that pudgy, but i sort of smile inside when the chubby guys get the hot chicks.

nottadouche pass.
 

oh and that different strokes episode was sexy as hell.
 

@pug, fyi, saying this picture is a let down might start rumors that you prefer the cock
 

notta

He is....

A. the coke man
B. poolboy
C. 2nd bestboy on porn shoot
D. the guy I will roshambo non-stop to Reno, just for being close enough to smell that lovely, unlaced piece of ass.

IFYM
 

@bcs....i've been meaning to ask you.....what the hell happened to your nose?
 

Not even close.

But being jealous is okay.
 

well, no spikes, no bling
no Tatts, no gesture, no douche
I would spank that ass!
 

Fuck'n a. That is 100% USDA Prime hott.
 

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Whole Lotta Notta
Busboy maybe or just there cleaning up the vomit left by legions of scrotes.
lawdy lawdy dat one hella fine bum cake

Talk about mud flaps my girls got 'em
 

I would take the blonde's ass and the burnette's ass and make an ass sandwhich with me being the meat.
 

The accusation of douchebaggery does not stand. The extreme imbalance between hott and doofus makes it tempting to level charges against him. Certainly the jorts be saggin' and the chin pubes be sprouting, but the total package just doesn't move beyond doofus, with some elements of redneckery. It certainly shouldn't get him burnt with a steak for engaging in douchecraft. Let this particular douchehunt end!

~The Rev. Dr. Baggs
 

If she's that Hott and hanging on him instead of me, the only reasonable explanation is...

DOUCHE!
 

Nada douche; just an EveryMan that just tossed some yogurt in his BVD's from Buttresse Buttresse Golly's touch.
 

Not sure because it's hard to tell but it looks like his eyebrows are plucked....Total Douchness if it's true.
 

Who let Scroteblade into the pool party? I can't tell if he's actually looking at a boob, an ass, or he's still searching for some of those french fried potaters he loves so much. Wipe the dribble off your chin and head back to Doucheville....
 

What a friggin' douche! He's at Rehab for one, and if he's with this betty and not hitting it in his hotel room he has to be gay, too. I think in my next life I want to come back as her bikini bottom. I'll look forward to the days that she lays by the pool, all hot and sweaty, and I get to creep my way into the holiest of holies! Isn't that porn star Carmen Luvana?
 

I'd say this guy is a schlub. Not really a douche. I'm sure he would pull his pants or shorts up if they would fit over his spare tire. Fat fuck.

I wish I was a blue lace up bikini bottom.
 

What the hell kinda rehab is this and where do I sign up?
 

I'm an idiot. I'm guessing rehab is the name of the club. I'm a douche.
 

@pfah your being funny i think unless you don't know that's charlie from it's always sunny in philadelphia, the funniest show on television
 

@"Your Dad" If keeping your eyebrows from meeting in the middle... or having a tat... or some other perceived douche quality earns someone an automatic stamp... then we need to pack up and go home because 99.9% of the 'Peanut Gallery' would be guilty. Myself included fo sho. A douche is not made up of one or two characteristics... it is an overall combination of many factors in addition to a smug attitude and hint of axe musk and of course the unwarranted hand gesture.

- Douchey Smurf
 

1) Gordon Jump - Aka Arthur Carlson from WKRP in Cincinatti.

2) Bum.
 

That episode still haunts me.
 

He was able to find a JCPenny jeans clothier in Las Vegas makes him a d-bag!
 

He might have cerebral palsy judging by his right hand in the Predators' Fang Fever position. But he's a douche with cerebral palsy since he's been taken to the Mecca of douche--Rehab.
 

BMT said: "I would eat her bum like a turkey sandwich."

Oh ya...I would gargle her diarrhea.
 

Not a douche. He causes jealousy and gnashing of teeth, but no choad is he.

I would put on a clown wig and cover myself in pancake syrup for the chance to watch her clean her apartment.
 

@bcs.....oh. yeah man, i wish i could say that i was trying to be funny, but i had no idea that wasn't you in your avatar. i should watch more tv. some people call me retarded. i like to say i am 'challenged'. anyway, carry on brother.
 

Notice how his beer belly is way higher than his belt line? He's got them pulled down so you can see his boxers, yo. His 'beater's just too long. Thus I label him: douche.

I want to be reincarnated as blonde's wedgie.

Please find more pics of the brunette's ass.
 

@pfah

I concur with bcs. Watch Always Sunny.
1st and 3rd seasons are at www.hulu.com
 

@massengill....thank you my friend. i'll head there now. my wife is out with girlfriends, and i am home making sweet, sweet love to a bottle of Maker's Mark after a hard day's work.


at lunch today, i hit a few buckets of balls at a local golf course.

i must be getting old. or smart.
 

looks like this lucky bastard simply rolled out of bed with a hangover and into this Hott's arms. PASS.

for those of you wanting to see the girl behind the tan Hott as much as i did: cowgirl ...a perfect stomach.
 

@pfah

maker's mark...well done! have a shot for me! i'm down to jameson right now, ran out of the good stuff...


@crankygypsy

thank you. she is...her belly....
i...gotta go!

i have a charlie's angels beach towel with my name on it...
 

This bag is wearing Levi jeans at a Vegas pool. Either he's a bag or his name is Sling Blade.
 

Definitely a dirtbag, possibly mildly retarded, but nottadouche.
 

shit, i spoke too soon. this guys got it all over his face - look into his douched-up eyes:
Beater Douche

there are other pics immediately before this showing him "sneaking" his way in there. i stand 100% corrected - TOTAL DOUCHE.
 

@Crankygypsy - thanks for the clarification. I also change my vote to total douche.

Also, rump roast is even more delectable in your photo.
 

she just keeps getting better, or I should say her ass keeps getting better. and he is a complete douche, probly to hung over from drinking hpnotiq and alize. to find his bling, ed hardy hat, and oversized douche glasses.
fuck him and..

fuck flish slap

it needed to be thrown in there.
 

More tattoos than a Fantasy Island marathon. Douche.
 

what a turdcutter!!! yeah...he's a douche.
 

OK, now that I've seen new evidence, I'll change my vote from retard to 100% certifiable douchebag.
 

@crankygypsy I'm glad you found those...

I was voting DOUCHE beforehand just because of the jean shorts aka JORTS. There is no fashion WORSE THAN JORTS!

You gotta be a douchebag to wear jorts.

And I don't doubt he has them paired with white sneakers and white socks that are pulled up to mid-calf. Seeing the 2nd picture proves his doucheness even more.

I'd wear her hat as an Easter Bonnet and when the Priest said to me, "Uh, that's not appropriate headwear for Easter Sunday." I'd say, "Don't you have a 4th grader to diddle like Gordon Jump did in that episode of Different Strokes?"
 

facial hair straight from the 80's
 

She's flashing a wedding ring the new evidence photo. Is it possible these two are married??!!??!!
 

goddamnit db1, no reason's necessary. this is america, and this is your intellectual property. sometimes you just have to cry "douche". i do it all the time without proper supporting evidence and documentation. reasonable doubt is for OJ jurors.
 

ok, dude is semi-neanderthal, end of story. Bag.
 

Man.... That was close!!!

Was just on my way to giving this choad a NAD pass, until gypsy presented the secondary evidence!!!

Nice find Gypsy!!! :)

Oh, and Ms. Curvy Bottom here certainly knows what her best ASSet is! She seems to be always posing ass out... Not that there's anything wrong with that!
 

Pay to Pose.

He's a schlub, not a douche.

Dont hate the man just cause he's close to a hott.

Fuck Fish Slap.

~Douchesquire
 

Douche? Nah.... the beater, beer belly and ass slung pants indicate a schlub, but not even a Level 1 scrote. He needs a mandana and some tats to enter into the contractual obligations of Douche territory.

The Hott.... WOW! The unfortunate circumstance for her though is that the chance she's a "professional" girl are peaking the meter at 90%.
 

Look at his poised hand. He DOES look like he's about to give a douchie hand sign.
 

This guy is def. a DOUCHE! Not only did he carefully pick out a sweet pair of jorts and iron his finest unstained white rag, he also made sure that he got his tight number 2 fade with cinder block chops. I am however concerned that he may have left his crap gold chain at home.
 

i was originally giving him a pass.
i realize the qualifiers aren't all there, but as magnum d.b. stated, he obviously couldn't find them. i would say schlub if there was one "accidental" photo of him on the beach or sidewalk, but this is a pretty specific environment. and this guy put this outfit on and is posing with that endouched face. this is a douche without his costume.
COVERT DOUCHE!!!
 

1. Hair gel.
2. Chin pubes.
3. Wife beater.
4. Saggy pants.
5. Staring past his own hott at another girl's ass.

Okay, so he may not be a full-on douchebag, but he's definitely an asshole.
 

He's Vinnie from American Chopper and he is trying to duck from the camera so his wife does not find out what the bike rally in Vegas was really about.
 

Sorry guys, not a douche. Clearly an asshole, but not a douche. He almost gives me hope, cause if this fat slob can get that ass, anything is possible.
 

I also vote nottadouche. We have to have a little mercy or we'll all be labeled douchebags in the end.

1) Hair product is not a crime. He's not a cactus. He doesn't have a Jersey-style grease dome. He's just got a short haircut. He put some gel in because he was going out in public.

2) Facial hair is not a crime. He's got a fairly run-of-the-mill goatee. Big deal. Here's a good rule of thumb I use when judging chin pubes: the amount of time necessary to create the facial manscape directly correlates to the douche level. For example, highly manicured, super thin chin straps are a time consuming project, but Dog's manscape is even more intricate and detailed, thus more douchey. This dude's goatee probably took no time at all.

3) No recycled pop-culture fashion disaster. DB1 often refers ambiguously to the media spectacle that provides the douche with a fashion model to replicate. However, this gentleman has no brand-name clothing, no mandana, no bling. He's got jeans - a timeless classic. He's got a wife beater - also a timeless (albeit redneck) classic. Looking like a little bit of a redneck doesn't even qualify as a stage 1.

4) No fitness obsession. While not being a defining characteristic, an overbearing zeal for physical fitness is generally a douche trait. I don't mean going for a jog in the park everyday; I mean heavy lifting, scary 'roid muscles, and a fake tan at the gym after a long power-lifting session. This guy lacks muscles and a tan (fake or real). Look in the mirror gentlemen, and you will see that many of us share his pallor and his potbelly.

He's just not a douche. In fact, he's probably closer to being one of us. He just happens to be in Vegas. And before you knock Vegas, ask yourself: where is DB1 celebrating the book release?

That is all.
 

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