Friday, May 30, 2008
Potbelly II
Upon a second pic review, there is now enough evidence to stamp Potbelly at least a stage 1-2 'bag. At first I was prepared to give a nottadouche pass, he really just seemed like the luckiest dishwasher ever.
But then Potbelly II revealed what many in the comments thread suspected -- the Tri-Vag Facial Landing Strip configuration.
But in spite of stage 1-2 'bagdom, he's still earned props. For she is a bottle of delight wrapped in hott bubble wrap.
She is Joy Bunny.
And Joy Bunny is my new Kylie Minogue hott obsession. That ass is a trampoline upon with Lilliputians would find hours of relaxed entertainment. I would flay piglets by firelight just for the chance to convince her dentist to give me a root canal with the unwashed scraper from her last cleaning.
And for that, Potbelly, even with the Tri-Pubes and stupid-ass 'beater, has earned my respect. Now if only he'd fall off a cliff.
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That wifebeater says it all. Props to him for being bling deficient, however.
# posted by 
: 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
speaking of piglets....
if Potbelly had a cleanly shaven face, donned a headband and ridiculously big sunglasses, and put on a woman's bathing suit, he'd look exactly like the brunette in this picture.
oink.
if Potbelly had a cleanly shaven face, donned a headband and ridiculously big sunglasses, and put on a woman's bathing suit, he'd look exactly like the brunette in this picture.
oink.
# posted by : 11:41 AM
: 11:41 AM
goddammit! i hate this guy. he's got that dead look in his eyes.
she is pure sweat-up-the-sheets delightful. and that is one of the sexiest bikinis i have ever seen. that is unless it's painted on, then props to the airbrush artist.
rehab. so easy a....
fuck it.
she is pure sweat-up-the-sheets delightful. and that is one of the sexiest bikinis i have ever seen. that is unless it's painted on, then props to the airbrush artist.
rehab. so easy a....
fuck it.
L-R: ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! THE PIRATE WENCH!, Mr. Beater is one spaghettio stain away from busting outta his blouse Hulk style, Lacey is growing on me. Her ass is an 7.5... in that suit it moves up another click and a half.
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- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
with this pix, DB1 just dropped a wet, sour, turd into my friday happiness cocktail.
Please, please, please tell me de-roided Chyna bleeth on the left is his sister and she brought him along to Vegas for Joy Bunny's bachelorette?
something this hott, hott, hott canNOT be married to a broke-ass douche-schlub like him...
Please, please, please tell me de-roided Chyna bleeth on the left is his sister and she brought him along to Vegas for Joy Bunny's bachelorette?
something this hott, hott, hott canNOT be married to a broke-ass douche-schlub like him...
That is a fine ass. And thankfully, she loves showing it off.
Potbelly is at least a stage 2 douche. It looks like a few tattoos are being hidden under that Hanes wifebeater. Or maybe those are shadows. I don't know. My eyes keep returning to that ass.
Now, did someone say that there is another girl in that picture? Where?
Potbelly is at least a stage 2 douche. It looks like a few tattoos are being hidden under that Hanes wifebeater. Or maybe those are shadows. I don't know. My eyes keep returning to that ass.
Now, did someone say that there is another girl in that picture? Where?
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
Maybe this douche is just poor white trash (PWT) from the middle of Alabama!~
I ain't never seen no ass look like that before!
I ain't never seen no ass look like that before!
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
even at the end of the day, i'll bet her bikini bottoms still smell like a fresh spring flower.
and by 'fresh spring flower', i mean 'Darksock's breath'.
and by 'fresh spring flower', i mean 'Darksock's breath'.
# posted by : 11:59 AM
: 11:59 AM
blonde gorgeousness has a WEDDING RING on. Did this bag actually get her to marry him???
# posted by : 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
10 to 1 says this neo'bag is wearing Jorts. Look at the first pic. Anyone who wears jean shorts to the Hard Rock pool has matured way past stage 2.
# posted by : 12:06 PM
: 12:06 PM
striped bleeths' bikini bottoms probably smell like a week-old grouper baking in the hot sun at the bottom of a dumpster.
still, i would gladly gargle with her discharge, just to have Joy Bunny kick me in the nuts wearing platform boots while reciting the national anthem of Swaziland
still, i would gladly gargle with her discharge, just to have Joy Bunny kick me in the nuts wearing platform boots while reciting the national anthem of Swaziland
Ok, fuck my post on potbelly's first pic. Fuck this guy. Hard.
I can only pray that the fat zebra on the left took the first picture of her slobydouche boyfriend and her married megahottie best friend, and they got some other poor soul to take a group shot of the three of them. That is the only way this can be real.
BTW, if a girl knows her ass is that hot (and judging by her two poses on this site, she does)there is no way she's settling for that pig.
I can only pray that the fat zebra on the left took the first picture of her slobydouche boyfriend and her married megahottie best friend, and they got some other poor soul to take a group shot of the three of them. That is the only way this can be real.
BTW, if a girl knows her ass is that hot (and judging by her two poses on this site, she does)there is no way she's settling for that pig.
# posted by : 12:15 PM
: 12:15 PM
Two pics, and two "here is my ass poses"
She is either really proud of that ass (as she should be) or has some hideous 2'x 2' hairy mole on her stomach.
She is either really proud of that ass (as she should be) or has some hideous 2'x 2' hairy mole on her stomach.
Her ass is nice- but only nice. However, I would love to hire her to gnaw down all of the trees in my backyard. Choppers like those will go through a 40' English Oak in no time.
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
I love how stripey hott is showing off her flat-chest. You need to have it to flaunt it, darling.
Blue Bikini is uber-hott and knows she is so hott that all she needs to do is stand there, unlike bleethette to the left, who feels the need to pose, 'bag-style.
Subtlety speaks volumes... at least in my world.
Blue Bikini is uber-hott and knows she is so hott that all she needs to do is stand there, unlike bleethette to the left, who feels the need to pose, 'bag-style.
Subtlety speaks volumes... at least in my world.
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
She's posing with her back to the camera because she has a TITTY-DO. that's when her STOMACH STICKS OUT FURTHER THAN HER TITTY DO.
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
I can only hope that Vegas showgirl Joy Bunny had this uncomfortable encounter with Joey and Carmen Lospinoso on vacation from Piscataway NJ.
There's not enough spicy brown mustard to go onto her ass, the proverbial turkey sandwich I would eat up like a starved pilgrim.
Is stripe wench a wench? Very disturbing when examined as I gulp this Molly Pitcher from my URC.
Blue hu-ahh is a box of free cohibas and a open bar. A dainty hand clutching a UCC.
He is a steaming pile of yak turds. His head should boiled and lanced. I fucking hate this guy.
Blue hu-ahh is a box of free cohibas and a open bar. A dainty hand clutching a UCC.
He is a steaming pile of yak turds. His head should boiled and lanced. I fucking hate this guy.
# posted by : 12:39 PM
: 12:39 PM
DB1, put down the Night Train and fire up another picture please. the natives are getting restless.
# posted by : 1:07 PM
: 1:07 PM
Could those be Jorts.
I've noticed a disturbing increase in the amount of jean shorts being worn in NYC. They are rocked by both guido and emo douche alike.
Potbelly could be rocking jorts, which would push him up a notch.
I think the German guy in the one piece striped singlet is more of a douche than PB.
I've noticed a disturbing increase in the amount of jean shorts being worn in NYC. They are rocked by both guido and emo douche alike.
Potbelly could be rocking jorts, which would push him up a notch.
I think the German guy in the one piece striped singlet is more of a douche than PB.
# posted by : 1:08 PM
: 1:08 PM
This blonde's ass reminds me of the zebra blonde from a Where's Waldouche like a year ago or so. Remember her?? Of course you do.
I wish I had his Souvenir Sport Bottle. I would add it to my collection of Souvenir Sport Bottles.
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
He got in by saying he was Mike Lowell's brother.
But he's a shitstain or 2 away from being brothers with the skinny scroad from the Memorial Day BBQ.
But he's a shitstain or 2 away from being brothers with the skinny scroad from the Memorial Day BBQ.
I just like the fact that this Joy Bunny knows she has small tits so she gives us her ass twice.
# posted by : 5:31 PM
: 5:31 PM
yeah, and an ass like that makes up for lack of tits. Oh, wait.... I know how he got into the picture. He's the janitor at Spy on Vegas. He worked his ass off all night back at the office scrubbing the toilets with Pirate Wench's toothbrush. Had to bring it back to her so she could scrub the bidussy out of her mouth
# posted by : 5:42 PM
: 5:42 PM
On the one hand, if Potbelly can score Joy Bunny, we should all be able to score a Joy Bunny. So he gives us hope. I mean, dude could do a Phyllis Diller impersonation that'd make you wet your pants. He could be funny, women say that's important. That's what they tell us, anyhow. But on the other hand, he's wearing jorts and a beater to the pool. In his defense, though, as a fellow fat kid who wore a t-shirt to the pool, I can kind of identify.
I might grow to hate myself, but I'm sticking with not a douche on this one.
I might grow to hate myself, but I'm sticking with not a douche on this one.
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
Lots of free time for Vinnie during American Chopper hiatus.
Is Joy Bunny hiding the rarely used Ubiquitous CLEAR Cup?
Is Joy Bunny hiding the rarely used Ubiquitous CLEAR Cup?
# posted by : 10:52 PM
: 10:52 PM
Jorts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know why i got so excited over that word.
I think I just like how it rolls off the tounge.
Like I want blonde hot to roll off my tounge.
Or Brunette girl......
I think I am loosing it!
I dont know why i got so excited over that word.
I think I just like how it rolls off the tounge.
Like I want blonde hot to roll off my tounge.
Or Brunette girl......
I think I am loosing it!
# posted by : 11:50 PM
: 11:50 PM
as Discovery channel cameras catch it live "Big Paul"...."Yo Vinnie....get your slimey sicilian ass back to working on da bikes...Besides only you know how to really build da shit"
Join us for our next episode of American Chopper
Join us for our next episode of American Chopper
# posted by : 12:42 AM
: 12:42 AM
She has an honourable international visa on account of:
-perky bum
-tidy digits
She's going places.As opposed to pirate slag who's about to be shared around with wife beaters gene-scent.
-perky bum
-tidy digits
She's going places.As opposed to pirate slag who's about to be shared around with wife beaters gene-scent.
# posted by : 6:32 AM
: 6:32 AM
Yeah, Pot qualifies for Douche by virtue of this picture. However, I still contend only Stage 1.
Blue Bikini Blonde. Yeah. High-test Hott. Forsooth, I would pierce a testicle without benefit of painkillers for the chance to have my arms tied behind my back and go bobbing for used toiletries in her garbage.
Blue Bikini Blonde. Yeah. High-test Hott. Forsooth, I would pierce a testicle without benefit of painkillers for the chance to have my arms tied behind my back and go bobbing for used toiletries in her garbage.
# posted by : 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
I know who he is! A bunch of my girlfriends and I got a daybed at Relax the same day (Memorial Day). At one point this douchebag came and sat on OUR daybed to talk to his other douchebag friends. When we asked him to move, he said "when he was ready." Shouldn't of done that since one of my girlfriends that I was with is being featured on Rehab the Movie. Soon enough security came to remove him and stand by our daybed. Glad to see he got a picture in with some females before he was escorted out.
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