Thursday, May 29, 2008
Melvin
That strange impulse you're feeling is called "sexual attraction," Melvin. Now try not to spill anything.
On an unrelated note to Melvin (whom I loved as Scooter in the late 90s straight to DVD classic The Muppets Douche Out), we now have definitive proof that fans of HCwDB are of the highest social class and refined tastes.
If you don't believe me, go right now to the HCwDB Book Pre-Order page on Amazon and scroll down to check out what "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought," and you'll see what I mean.
Remember to always use a pearl spoon, kids. And by pearl spoon, I mean boobs.
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Black Lumpfish Caviar?
Hand Made Mini Russian Blini?
what in the hell is going on here?
Hand Made Mini Russian Blini?
what in the hell is going on here?
# posted by 
: 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM 
hey DB1, are you stocking up on all these fancy foods for the Vegas release party?
let's go to REHAB with our pockets full of caviar!
let's go to REHAB with our pockets full of caviar!
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
Don't forget the quail eggs and Pro Football Prospectus to go with your caviar and after dinner port.
# posted by : 10:45 AM
: 10:45 AM
what's the date on the party again? This may be my one reason to travel this summer...
# posted by : 10:48 AM
: 10:48 AM
There are definitely two asses in this photo.
One skirt clad and lick-able... the other douche-bag and kickable.
- Douchey Smurf
One skirt clad and lick-able... the other douche-bag and kickable.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 10:51 AM
: 10:51 AM
yeah here in cleveland we call it a pearl spork.
that's funny it's caviar i remember amazon use to list a bunch of weird twisted shit at the bottom of that page but i guess with the recent influx of people who feel sorry for dog the demographic here has changed a little.
that's funny it's caviar i remember amazon use to list a bunch of weird twisted shit at the bottom of that page but i guess with the recent influx of people who feel sorry for dog the demographic here has changed a little.
by the way, 'the dirty' has made a habit of ripping off this site, but now he's gone too far. he's taken XENU.
shameless motherfucker.
shameless motherfucker.
all I know is I want to make a Norwiegan Smoked Salmon and Meatball Sundae all over Tia Carrera stripper......
melvin needs to shave his other brow
melvin needs to shave his other brow
they had an article here in my desert wasteland about some chick who was being harassed at school after being on the dirty...they interviewed that guy and he is a lock to be on WeakCopycatWebpagesWithDoucheBags...
Its one thing to be an asshole, its quite another to do it while standing on the shoulders of geniuses *nods to our fine leader, db1* fuck the dirty.
Its one thing to be an asshole, its quite another to do it while standing on the shoulders of geniuses *nods to our fine leader, db1* fuck the dirty.
# posted by : 11:24 AM
: 11:24 AM
@bcs
I followed the link.
That site can't hold a candle to HCwDB. Boring comments. No creativity.
DB1, you need to watermark your pics. Those shameless hucksters need to find their own material.
May Xenu smite them with his mighty titanium teeth.
I followed the link.
That site can't hold a candle to HCwDB. Boring comments. No creativity.
DB1, you need to watermark your pics. Those shameless hucksters need to find their own material.
May Xenu smite them with his mighty titanium teeth.
To all the people hating on the skirt... you may eat your words if you saw her up off her knees... just sayin'.
- D.S.
- D.S.
# posted by : 11:32 AM
: 11:32 AM
happily, this is the first time i have ever heard of thedirty.com. so i visited it. for about 2 minutes. the site itself is a visual nightmare, and the content isn't much better. i won't be going back.
the dirty's owner is obviously a reader here. he's bitten many of DB1's ideas. i wonder if he's reading my post right now?
hey taintface, be original. your site is weak and i fart in your general direction.
the dirty's owner is obviously a reader here. he's bitten many of DB1's ideas. i wonder if he's reading my post right now?
hey taintface, be original. your site is weak and i fart in your general direction.
# posted by : 11:33 AM
: 11:33 AM
I can't believe I'm writing this letter. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, so I wanted to let everyone know all about it.
When she came up to me and asked me for $20 for a blow job, I thought she wanted to do my hair...
When she came up to me and asked me for $20 for a blow job, I thought she wanted to do my hair...
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
Fresh from attempting a prostate cancer "Self Screen", Melvin reacts with surprise at the unusual bounty.
@bcs
I'm not crushed,Hes still the legend of legends in my book AKA " my twisted fucked up mind" long live Xenu.
By the way, I like turtles too, but how do you get the shell off without killing them, I'm running out of turtles.
Turdacious
I'm not crushed,Hes still the legend of legends in my book AKA " my twisted fucked up mind" long live Xenu.
By the way, I like turtles too, but how do you get the shell off without killing them, I'm running out of turtles.
Turdacious
# posted by : 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
@douchetoevsky......i know it doesn't look like it but, that was a lot harder to make than you'd think.
2 large pizzas, 4 matzo balls, 9 beers, 5 tablespoons of laxatives, and VIOLA!, my new avatar.
and i haven't even mentioned the countless hours of sphincter muscle control lessons i had to take.
2 large pizzas, 4 matzo balls, 9 beers, 5 tablespoons of laxatives, and VIOLA!, my new avatar.
and i haven't even mentioned the countless hours of sphincter muscle control lessons i had to take.
# posted by : 11:49 AM
: 11:49 AM
Aaaaah qual eggs and caviar....that takes me back to my youth. Thank God ive graduated to something more refined like eating crushed diamonds and terradactal eggs
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
@turdacious i wasnt crushed until i read the comments, found out xenus identity, found his myspace page, and gently weeped as my lord and savior was revealed to be a radio personality and pretty normal dude. i wish the men in black would find me and give me the memory eraser flash thingy
@BCS
Ok, then i just need to not read the comments on that shitty site.
Sorry its too late for you, I feel your pain....UHHH the turtles? I'm only asking cuz i like things naked.
Turdacious
Ok, then i just need to not read the comments on that shitty site.
Sorry its too late for you, I feel your pain....UHHH the turtles? I'm only asking cuz i like things naked.
Turdacious
# posted by : 11:56 AM
: 11:56 AM
oh no doubt
xenu broke up the skirmish at the Palms this weekend with a wet fart and high pitched squeal audible only to burmese gorillas
xenu broke up the skirmish at the Palms this weekend with a wet fart and high pitched squeal audible only to burmese gorillas
Xenu performed his own C-section when he felt ready to come out of his mother's womb.
# posted by : 12:18 PM
: 12:18 PM
if Xenu ever appears in one of your dreams, you'll wake up with the ability to see through clothing and walls.
# posted by : 12:21 PM
: 12:21 PM
Xenus feelings have been compared to something close to when a mother eats her own young.
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
Clay Aiken's brother? Does he also impregnate chicks without the fun part? Probably tasting his own poo on that finger.
Shes a little thick, but has that look like she knows what the fuck is up in the sack. She was sorely disappointed 3 seconds after this pic was taken.
~Douchesquire
Shes a little thick, but has that look like she knows what the fuck is up in the sack. She was sorely disappointed 3 seconds after this pic was taken.
~Douchesquire
# posted by : 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
yeugh.
i like how the book is associated with the group 'orange' on amazon. wouldn't it be glorious irony for a choad to stumble upon it while searching for a fresh bottle of scrote tan cream.
i like how the book is associated with the group 'orange' on amazon. wouldn't it be glorious irony for a choad to stumble upon it while searching for a fresh bottle of scrote tan cream.
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
@pfah 11:49
is that like anal kegels?
hmmmm......anal kegels.....
i think i just found my new punk/barbershop quartet band name....
is that like anal kegels?
hmmmm......anal kegels.....
i think i just found my new punk/barbershop quartet band name....
@johnny scrotten.....yeah man, i guess it would be. kinda like a reverse fart.
i have no idea what that means.
i have no idea what that means.
# posted by : 12:51 PM
: 12:51 PM
xenu used to have a glandular problem and would sweat profusely. his soaking wet clothes would then be rung out into large mossy oak barrels. this short-lived beverage would come to be known as crystal pepsi.
Where's the douche? I see KD Lang and a worn out stripper, but no douche.
your sister's first
your sister's first
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
I wanna be a rock star so bad. Even the lead singer of a band as lame as Hoobastank pulls down hotts.
I challenge you to find the reason for me...to stop from kicking your ass you whiny fuck.
I challenge you to find the reason for me...to stop from kicking your ass you whiny fuck.
# posted by : 4:23 PM
: 4:23 PM
I don't see a douche, but I do see a major league bleeth.
Hey - DB1 - why don't you do a weekly on the Bleethiest of the bleeths? Go through your archive and dig up the nastiest skank and let us elect an Uber Bleeth. She/they can go in the HoS as Bleeth Queen.
Hey - DB1 - why don't you do a weekly on the Bleethiest of the bleeths? Go through your archive and dig up the nastiest skank and let us elect an Uber Bleeth. She/they can go in the HoS as Bleeth Queen.
# posted by : 6:55 PM
: 6:55 PM
Maybe not the biggest douche in the world but I hate this guy. I just want to hurt him.
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