that's a smirnoff bottle is the 'bags left, DB1. Though I know with the beauties near the bottom you may not have noticed.
 

Sweet down-the-shirt shot. Both Hotts are quite nice. Too bad we missed the bulk of brunette's cleavage.

Capt. Sensibag ain't got a clue. I empty my nostril in his general direction. After the hotties move.
 

Sweet down-the-shirt shot. Both Hotts are quite nice. Too bad we missed the bulk of brunette's cleavage.

Capt. Sensibag ain't got a clue. I empty my nostril in his general direction. After the hotties move.
 

Sweet down-the-shirt shot. Both Hotts are quite nice. Too bad we missed the bulk of brunette's cleavage.

Capt. Sensibag ain't got a clue. I empty my nostril in his general direction. After the hotties move.
 

Sorry for the multi-post. Not sure what happened there........
 

Once again, bravo photographer.

You moron.
 

Blondie's a sweetie. And by sweetie I mean she looks warm and soft in all the right places.

It's nice that he wears his daddy's acid washed jeans from 1985.
 

I was in County for a short while some time ago, where I observed a guy who looks just like this get his stool pushed in by two rednecks named Hot Rod and Seaweed. His hair was purple at the time; it was right before the Steelers won the Superbowl last... ahh Memories... He just wouldn't stop giggling- Your friend, Uncle Tone
 

that's a beach front hotel room comforter if i've ever seen one.

which leads me to believe this was a spring break picture. which leads me to believe that these girls had no idea what kind of evening they were in for. which leads me to believe that this guy went to bed alone that night, got up the next morning, hung his polo shirt, with wire hanger, on the fire sprinkler, broke the seal, and thereby flooded his room and ruined his vacation while these two lovelies sunned themselves on the beach and laughed about how this douchebag passed out drunk on his floor mumbling something about popping his collar and "running with the goose".

i mean, it's just a theory.

and i'm sorry for the run-on sentence.
 

is that one of those ridiculous sea shell necklaces hes wearing. wat a fag
 

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oh, and anthony labaglia? your Steelers needed the help of the referees to win their 5th Super Bowl ring.
 

I bet eyeshit's best friend has a tee shirt that says, "WAS TOO".

Bout time we got some hotts worth looking at around here again. Only had to find a 4 year old pic. I could take those two and go into business.

your mom's k-y
 

I'm longing for the "after" shot where the lovely brunette stretched out her legs and jabbed this choad in the pubic zirconia with one of those stilettos. It was hopefully the only time she touched him there, but I have my doubts.

And I'm upset at not seeing more of her flotation devices, though they look very nice like the blonde hott's.
 

Wow. Love it.
 

I...

ummmmm...



boobs
 

I love hooters.
 

Photo was obviously taken just before Anne Heche convinced the new brunette in town that they should ditch the choad and go back to her place for the night.

Mmmmmm... hot lesbians....
 

I bet Jeff Spicoli went home with Mr.Hand ....and I dont mean the teacher

Pooka shells are gay
 

You never were not gonna get your sunglasses punched through the bridge of your nose by me.
 

Blondie Mams, you can be my girlfriend.
 

Hey, focus on me,
Ew, girls, let them be.
Vodka over here,
I'll shotgun this beer.
I like to watch guys pee.

$2 whore
 

Dude looks the type to be into perv anime and kidnapper vans and further looks the part of somebody that wants to take pics in the presence of HOTTS to be like "See, I like GURLZ dammit!"

I wanna play "Three's Company" with these honeys...We could re-inact the episode where Me (as Jack Tripper), Janet and Crissy are mattress testin' so loud Mr. Furley records it and sells the shit to earn money to pay off an extortionist that took a pic of vodka-grasping-kidnapper-van-douche and Furley corn-holing each other...

Bill O'Douchie "The No CHOAD Zone"
 

The hotts are hot for sure, but at the same time they give of the air of bitch.

Pooka Choker is probably still running the landscape crew. I think I saw him picking up the weed eater guys at my complex last week.

- D.S.
 

Just your basic tosser who finally hit it big time one night (he thought) in his life and went crashing down the next day when he wakes up, realizes his wallet is gone and has some rude sharpie drawings and wacky sayings all over his drab, white, body.
 

@ Abdouchah

Captian Sensible refrence a winner!
Even better in triplicate....


BTW these girls are so hot you'd have to wear an asbestos condom to have sex with them
 

What kind of photographer cuts out half of the available cleavage? These two are like a chocolate/vanilla swirl ice cream cone of yummy mammage. And by ice cream cone I mean pearl necklace.
 

This guy was born to wield a leaf blower.

@ Abdouchah -

Well I'll be Damned; a Captain Sensible reference. I wonder how the old sott's doing?
 

January 8, 2004

* Levi Strauss & Co. shuts its last U.S. jeans sewing plant in San Antonio, Texas, ending all U.S. manufacturing as it shifts to a contract production model. The closure ends a "Made in the U.S.A." tradition dating back to the 1870s. [62]
* The Queen Mary 2 is christened by Queen Elizabeth II.[63]
* An RTÉ Prime Time investigation accuses the Garda Síochána, the Republic of Ireland's police force, of violent abuse of people arrested. Irish Minister of State Dick Roche accuses Gardaí of "torture" of one student beaten up in a Dublin police station, while a former judge accuses police of committing perjury in his courts. The Gardaí deny all allegations. [64]

* The United States withdraws a group of 400 weapons inspectors from Iraq after finding nothing of substance. 1400 inspectors remain. [65] [66]
* Occupation of Iraq: Nine United States soldiers are reported killed after a Black Hawk helicopter makes an emergency landing near the central Iraqi town of Falluja. [67]
* The Carnegie Endowment for International Peace publishes a report accusing the United States of "systematically misrepresenting" the threat posed by "Iraq's weapons of mass destruction". [68] [69] [70]
* The New Jersey legislature passes a bill creating a domestic partnership status for same-sex couples, with many of the same legal rights as marriage. It becomes the fifth U.S. state to offer such a status to same-sex couples. [71]
* A sunburned douchebag manages to get two spring break hotties back to his hotel room. Unfortunately, radiation from sun-poisoning has rendered him impotent, and hotties go home unsatisfied. [72]
 

for Abdouchah (and anyone else who'd like to sing along):

Douche Boy Bleeth Girl


Can you tell what's on my mind

She's with him it's driving me wild

I'd like to hit him on the head until he's dead

The sight of blood is such a high

Ooooohhhh

He gives me head



We made it on a Ballroom Blitz

I took his arms and kissed his lips

He looked at me with such a smile my face turned orange

We booked a room into the Ritz

Ooooohhhh

He gives me head



Douche boy bleeth girl

I'm gonna take you 'round the world

Douche boy I'm gonna make you penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooooohhhh

Douche boy Bleeth girl



I know I'm only just fifteen

I like to kick you 'til you scream

And even if I had a kick or two in the head with him

You know it's just a dream

Ooooohhhh

He gives me head



Douche boy Bleeth girl

I'm gonna take you 'round the world

Douche boy I'm gonna make you penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooooohhhh

Douche boy Bleeth girl



The other day what a suprise

I saw him with some other guys

Got leave his shirt off with a grease around his neck

I wann punch him in both eyes

Ooooohhhh

He gives me head



And if and when I make it though

Beat his brains black and blue

And when the world trusts you to forget all that

You know I'll still remember you

Ooooohhhh

You gave me head



Douche boy Bleeth girl

I'm gonna take you 'round the world

Douche boy I'm gonna make you penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooooohhhh

Douche boy Bleeth girl
 

I think I saw an HBO documentary with this guy.
He's 45, does ecstasy with his kids and goes to their parties.
This isn't a photo, it's a still shot from that documentary.

He's an "Uncle Cool". The guy that acts 20 years younger than he is just to appear cool to his nieces and nephews.
Still goes to clubs and parties, has an earring, wears pooks shells, says dude a lot and ALWAYS available to pick up the kids from the mall/party/bowling alley/etc.

Uncle Cool goes home alone does some blow and cries himself to sleep.
 

Hmm, these two look like cougars to me. High quality cougars, yes, but not innocent young things being polluted by an aspiring oldbag.
 

Blonde: "Get out my room, Chad!"

Chad: "Woo hoooooo!"

Blonde: "Gawd! I hate my brother."
 

The blonde babezzz ziz amazzzing!
 

I would totally love to date a guy like him! how do i find one??
 

Blonde? Check.
Brunette? Check
Double Cleavage Goodness? Check
Doggy Style Position-Ready? Check
Strong Bi-Sexual 3 Way Potential? Check

Damn, this shot's got it all - Including a sunburned dickweed sporting his Myrtle Beach Spring Break finest.
 

The hotts are hot in this one. The douchebag has a high scrote factor, but he seems to be in a "mellow" state of unterdouche. He's a dick who wants to be a douche when he grows up. I'd cheerfully bang either of the hotts... They seem playful and amusing, I detect a fairly low bleeth factor.