Peppy LePaw with a young, attractive, and zeppelin chested Helen Hunt...
 

Cock-a-doodle Douche!! With a side-o-ways scissors and an extra helping of bottle blonde stripper.

- D.S.
 

Her I will save and comfort in a manner befitting her.
He I would enjoy beating with rusted garden tools and then set on fire while my nieces threw gasoline filled water ballons at him.
What a pud
 

I made a little bead bracelet with my name on it like that in Indian Guides when I was 7. I don't wear it anymore.

Them's some lovely boobies.
Suddenly I need a glass of milk.
 

Here's the first problem with this dou.....

GOOD F***ING LORD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BOOBIES!!!!

Not only am I throwing myself off the cliff, I will also make sure an official ACME anvil lands on my head to finish the job.

Beep beep yer ass.
 

jesustittyfuckingchrist!!!!
 

well, I for one see two very large reasons for staying alive.
 

its been almost a year since i started frequenting this site, and i don't think i can take much more of this stupid sideways peace sign pose with open-mouthed douche face combination. I want to grab that red fucking necktie and tie it to his mothers wheelchair and push her off a fucking cliff, so that just before this twat plummets head first into a chasm of jagged rocks, he can watch his mother suffer the same fate...a justifiable end for someone who created such a piece of human filth.
 

@ bcs
nice visual, well done

C'mon here guys, perhaps you are missing the multiple cancer/cause bracelets Johnny B Douche is rocking.
If a douche wax philanthropic does he wane in bagness?

Obviously Kelly is a breast cancer survivor who had a mastecomy and elected for the bust enhancing replacements.

Here's to PAW! He's a real humanitarian.
 

@douche bigalow...in other words, everything that Hellen Hunt is not, nor ever has been.

dad's nads
 

Boobs.
I'm coming back from the dead just to suckle them nippers.
 

Gawd damn, the trip Ds. Wars have been started, fought, won, and lost over less. And yes, I will insert my Trojan Horse reference riiiight, here.

$100 8-ball
 

I will jump....but thankfully my fall will be broken her soft chest pillows . . . or at least by this d-bags face.
 

Hey!, hes got the same do as cameron diaz in something about mary...
mmmmmmm booobies.
Turdacious
 

This is what it would look like if Dane Cook was a doucheba... oh wait... he is.

I'm getting a Nicole Richie vibe from this chick, minus the annoying voice, overinflated sense of self-importance, and anorexia.

I love big tits. I do.

I'd britskie those jugs until I ran out of oxygen. I would.
 

What does a guy have to do to get a cleavage shot of those bad boys?

If I don't see her bare tits, I think I will die.
 

I used to wear a tie just like that as a seventh grader at St. Anthony Catholic School. Seeing this doucheface give the sideways peace sign makes me wish Sister Mary Catherine were around to give him a good crack in the knuckles with her wooden ruler.

As for hott, I would have loved to sneak her into the coat closet at lunchtime back then for the most exciting 2 minutes of her day...

Who am I kidding? The most exciting 30 seconds of her day.
 

@old bag eyes....just show up at her place of work.
 

Each one of those fabulous orbs of quivering deliciousness is as big as her head.

They are so ridiculously out of proportion that they are just...

...perfect.
 

Eh, thats no douche, I call FLAMER on this one.
 

This site is depressing at time. Very depressing. You know why there are douchbags? Because she likes them.
 

@ bcs

What angers me is that it's not even a peace sign. For it to be a peace sign, his palm would be facing the camera.

What he's doing here is "flipping the bird" - sideways - to every Brit who views that pic.

... or he's showing us he can count to two.
 

What silk tie?
 

Is death too good for a pile of used turd wrappings such as him?
For some reason I wish to remove his fingers with some sort of rusted shears and jam them in his ears. I do not care for this douche.
 

BOOBIES...Boobies...boobies! The rooster disappears behind those 10 pound village-feeders.

The cheap silk in a half-windsor, the cheap live strong band and knock-off other charity braclet, the mouth-breathing sweaty d-bag with his tongue half out...

All disappears behind those amazing gravity defying titties. The chubby hott with two big ol' hams in her bra make all things right in the world. All we need is her, equally endowed roommate (girl) and a long slow pillow fight till peace on earth.
 

BCS, you stated a popular position most eloquently. I would just like to add that those are some fantastic fake boobs.

~Douchesquire
 

Crikey !
 

Almost quitting time.
Going to head on boob and pop open a nice cold booby or two.
Life's a boob.
 

She needs to remove the airbags from her car. They're redundant.
 

WHY?WHY?WHY? For the love of Fuck, WHY? Jesus! How the fuck does this happen? The human race is really doomed!
On a side note, those breasts could comfort me anytime, not just in my darker moments. And for this breastalicious-yet-highly-bleethed hott, I would enjoy soiling whatever redeeming qualities that she has left....or her face for that matter.

- el doucharchi

"i am filth, hear me roar."
 

my first comment here

testing..

this guy sooks
 

Live Strong and Race for the Cure of Douchebags!

Holy crapboobs! Is this in 3D?
 

April Chesty? She's got stripper written all over her.
 

@"The Chairman," 12:45 - I also see the Nicole Richie look but appreciate that this hott has none of those other qualities (as far as we know).

I also love her inflatables.

@Anon, 12:49 - ".....to give him a good crack in the knuckles with her wooden ruler."

By "knuckles," I hope you mean "teeth." And by "wooden ruler," I hope you mean "sledgehammer."
 

If this ass face was anywhere in my vicinity I would severely kick his scrotum face in with my steel toe boot. The only thing that could save him: if said boot misses and bounces off that set of trampolines.
 

I wish that I could see the rest of her to be sure,but, I'm willing to give her the benefit and say that her bottom half is at least above average, making her an 8.4, just on the top half alone. Him, I would pick off with just the tip of my Semi's bumper, sparing her, from his disgusting groping, and we would go to the nearest motel six, where she could thank me properly, and then I could have a stroke and die with a smile on my face
'Ol Bagnanimous
 

Hey Douche... follow this fun step-by-step method for getting more attention:

Step 1
Shove those scissor fingers waaaaay up your ass

Step 2
Remove and use both fingers to poke your eyes out. Reach all the way into back of sockets.

Step 3
Now smile for the camera.
 

I've got nothing new to add. But I will.

Damn, those are some big titties.
 

wow he is hotttt!
 

it seems that Blondie McGee has a lot of fans here...

For those looking to see more of those boobies, it's very easy. she was a Playmate. just google Heather Renee Smith and voilaa! bare breast-esses galore!!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

as for Dalmation Hair McDouche, i'm betting that he was just some tool at a party that she was paid to be at and, like most douchebags on this site, he asked for a photo-op with some hottie he doesn't even know.

carry on....
 

Fellow HCwDB posters, I have a question:

Is the inherent hotness of a Hot Chick with a Douchebag decreased if said Hot Chick is sporting an obviously fake rack? Or is size a bigger factor than believability? For me, Robotits definitely change my judgement, but I'm curious to know what other posters think.
 

I would roll in fiberglass on a hot summer's day followed by a quick dip in a tub of cat urine just to lurk under the window of the house owned by a guy who is vaguely acquainted with the person who sealed the carton that her mama's underwear was packed in.

The previous stupid run-on sentence is my way of saying

BOOBIES

And he is slime mold.
 

yum
 

@ bananaphone 6:13

I have to say I'm only interested in what they look like since all I can do is look anyway. Whether they're real or fake is not an issue for me.
 

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;
When we're together I feel fine.
Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
You make me feel that the whole world is mine.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...
Why? Because you're

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly...
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly of mine!
 

Sacramento's finest, although that's not really saying much. I must say, I missed seeing her in the two years I lived in Sac Town (two years in Sacramento = decade elsewhere). As for him, I got nothing to say.
 

PLEASE tell me that this is just some random douche at a bachelor party and the sweet, sexy, seducing me with her tits...I-I mean eyes HOTT is the stripper at said bachelor party...



PLEASE further tell me that this fine specimen of sexiness with all the titty anyone would need for a lifetime (ok, make that a few months...or years if she ain't a total high maintenance type)is completely doing her job as a good stripper chick and pretending she's down with taking a picture with Best Buy stereo section worker douche...

If these things are untrue and she's with this pud, a dark cloud looms over society at large...Death whispers from shore to shore and that whisper speaks "DOUCHE" as the breeze stinks of Bud Light with Lime, AXE body spray and the slight linger of the heavenly scent of heaving booby-sweat and perfume...

DAMN....that's some titties!!!!
 

Well, this one is a sad one. Here we have a top notch hott. In fact, a hott so hot, she has a publishing trail - here she is in a green bunny outfit: http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/heather_renee_smith_5090072

So, while she is a lovely morsel, she is walking a not very good line and I would rank her as a level 2 bleeth.

He's a classic douchebag - handjive, open mouth, tie outside the collar, blah blah bra. He's a piker. A third rater. A douchebag. The douche is strong with him, but I don't think he has the mental fortitude to completely live inside his douchetude. She does have a mighty fine rack, though. When she's 70, she'll be a fat wreck.
 

That, my friends, is what we call "the gravy boat".
 

In 1998, Hugh Hefner decided to stop issuing those pink, hand held pickaxes to Playmates. A douchebag thought twice before getting his choad squeezings all over Victoria Silvstedt, I tell you what.

I hope you're pleased with yourself, Mr. Hefner.
 

oh my dear god, those are three hugetastic boobies
 

this honey needs a hard buttfuckin, with a finish of ATM. afterwards a nice jerk off on them huge tits.
 

http://www.debaasjes.nl/index.php/forums/viewthread/333/
 

the girl on the right has fake tits
 

Here is The Paw without his valet red tie.....

Gag.