what is that.
 

Comments threads are finally working, have at this tool-

- management
 

John John be X tripping foolio style... I haven't seen a jaw that clenched since my high school principle caught me fucking his daughter... on his desk. Pinky is cute... and the young gray mare has nice hindquarters... but not exactly hottest of the hotts... just sayin'. But damn cute nonetheless.

- They Call me "Douchey Smurf" Yo
 

Wowee zowee! We have a real winner here. And by winner I mean malodorous scrotemonkey. This is another one that defines douche, one that might appear next to 'douchebag' in the dictionary. Vacant drunken gaze, Jesus AND dogtag bling, wanky hand gesture while holding a glass - its all here.

Ms. Hott next to said glass is a fine piece of work. I would vigorously verb her noun within an inch of its sultry life.
 

"Mom Jeans"!

By the way, no ubiquitous red cup?
 

Yep, Mom Jeans® "It's the High Waist That Makes'em Sextacular!®"

- D to the S
 

thats the worst display of lady pants i have ever seen. someone put a towel around her and walk her to a bedroom so she can change.
 

look at those meaty thighs on Mom Jeans! Damn!

finally, hcwdb is functioning. made for a crappy day at work being broken all day.
 

I thought denim shorts died in the 80s.

I was wrong.
 

brad pitt sure has let himself go, huh?
 

What does that dumb tatto say? "Yom Kippur"?

L'chaim.
 

Wrong website. No hotts here.
 

Egad, what a site. He's like Federdouche on steroids.
 

Does that tat say "Hoisin Sauce"?
 

Does that tat say "Hoisin Sauce"?
 

"Rumor has it Athlete's Foot can spread to other areas."

Yes, it can eventually spread to the brain cell and force a douchebag to think of itself as a Vanilla Ice lookalike. He grabs the nearest "babes" in an attempt to make other scrotes think "all da wimmen want me."
 

I thought this was HOT CHICKS with douchebags. Bag? Yes! Hot chicks? Fuck no. Looks like the sunday night B team from the local titty bar.

But don't get me wrong.
 

cups must be filled with urine at this party.. Nice John Mayer tribute tatt...
 

Has the wiggerish Vanilla Ice reared his head again.....Underneath that garish Yankees cap should be a good ol high top fade
 

Shirtless shitbaggery at its finest!

Sterling silver "Jesus piece": Check!

Unofficial Korean Made Yankees Fitted Cap: Check!


No shirt: Check!

Gym shorts: Check!



YOU SIR ARE OFFICALLY A DOUCHEBAG!

YOU ALSO QUALIFY AS A BRA! with the gym shorts
 

Jorts? You're shitting me, right? Jorts! I have to go catch lightning in a bottle now. And, by a bottle, I mean my eyes.

IFYM
 

Joey thought he was ballin when he stepped up into the club with nothin but a pair of gym shorts and flip flops....but he had to leave when temperatures dipped below 50 degrees and his Ford Probe had no heat
 

Dude, pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see your crabgrass.

As near as I can make out, his tatt says "Born Homeless".

And nice pinky extension, choad. The time invested at Mr. Percy's Finishing School For Young Boys did you good.
 

The common white trash dingbat. This species can be found wherever malt liquor and Jolly Rancher flavored cigarillos are sold. While indeed splendid in full plumage, the common white trash dingbat is a household pest, very difficult to get rid of once an infestation takes hold. However a selection of books and art magazines is usually enough to keep them at bay.
 

Cannibals would kill for drumsticks that meaty. The only lubricant them bitches would go good with is BBQ sauce.
 

This scrote really makes me want to teleport right to where he is right now so I can stuff his rubber face with sunflower seeds.

Combined with the unmissable red siren on his head and matching pants, reminds me of the 'ultra-douche' phenomenon. Not forgetting the footwear and 'tag'. He also had to get Ms Grey Hott to bend down to fit to his height. Or short.

Douche on John!
 

Should be open season with no permit needed on this pile scrote.
I think the tat says "Born Stupid".
Lockup called and said they want there inmate flip flops back tool.
 

We all know there's only one scrotestop who plays for the Yankees.

I think his tattoo says "Poop Chute". Maybe this tool is related to "Chug Life". I think this guy should be up for the weekly. He's got all the bases covered. Except the hotts. Shit. Never mind.
 

where do flip-flops rank on the bagolutionary scale?


extremely fucking low.
 

@ CHOADZILLA -- This mope isn't worthy to tongue-polish Bra!'s star tats.

Only things standing between Hugh and a weekly walk-off are Gray and Mom Jeans. Pity.
 

Birdlegs with doucheletes foot.
Hotts are marginal at best but they look like the kinda girls you can talk into doin stuff most girls wouldn't
Turdacious
 

I like the chubby legs on the gray dress hottie niiiiiceee...
 

Put.A.Shirt.On.

Watch out, honey! You're going to get John John's pit-stank on your hair.
 

The one on the left has a nice, thick, small little thick little tight little thick tight little ass, doesn't she?

That is n allstar douche bag and a ridiculous tattoo.
 

The pose Chunk Hottness is striking is what I imagine girls on Mr. White's tarp taking when he's actually talked them into whizzing on him; that pensive squat and embarrassed grin. But in reality I simply hope she's spooling out a 5 quart Taco Bell fart all over this Vanilla Ass wannabe tool.

Señor Squash, I am SURE denim shorts died in the 80's; I even verified it on Wikipedia. Mom Jeans® must be photoshopped in from an 80's music video. Along with Vanilla Ice here.

Damn, we've gotten a lot of mileage out of that duplicate denim shorts comment months back. It's our own little meme.
 

Pinkie out, thong sandals? I guess the two chicks are supposed to mask the fembot trapped inside.
 

mom shorts with brass buttons no less.....that and someone in the back left who just realized they shit themselves in white pants
 

I didn't know shorts were suppose to come to the bottom of your tits...
 

@ anon 9:49

Only when you're 80...
 

I forgive her for the shorts, apparently that's a cool style now. Thanks but no. Gray is super cute. I totally think she qualifies as a hott. Maybe I'm just used to thicker thighs living in Hawaii with big Polynesian people. Slippers don't bother me (or "thongs" as you crazy mainlanders call them) its the fact that they're that mesh, fake grass mat shit that irks me. How anyone wears those is amazing to me. He looks like he's three sheets to the wind and the girls are trying to stay away from his alcohol/ax stank. I'd say this was taken here but the bag's shorts aren't low enough.
 

Since when did flip flops and swim trunks get you into a club?
Born Free. The tatt says Born Free. He needs a reminder that he was born free from all decency. But a shirt on, your crazy rib is scaring me.
 

Does being a Yankee fan make you a douchebag, or is it the other way around?
 

The hotts aren't. They aren't even really hardcore bleeths either. They're just stupid fat biatches. the one on the left looks like she is farting in his general direction, which may be why she is smiling. The one o nthe right looks like she has leg deformities - her knees go in different and odd directions.

Scrote boy is a very genteel form of shithead. Note the pinky extension. Class act that guy.