Those sunglasses are larger than the sun she's trying to block out.

FIRST!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

That thing on the right needs a plinko-style enima. The one in the middle needs one a la tongue de BMT.
 

L.O.L.
 

She's fantastic. I would go to Africa and fight in a civil war, sell myself into the slave trade and get anally probed just to smuggle enough blood diamonds to get her another little piece of belly jewelry.

As far as guy on the right, that's one of the worst peanut allergy reactions i've ever seen.
 

That poor blind girl just twisted her ankle and now these two summer campers from Special People are helping her back to the nurse.
She's not blind?
 

Guy on our right looks like a 'roided up version of the Baltimore Orioles' Brian Roberts. Oh B-Rob, you used to be so nice...
 

can we lose the big honkin' sunglasses already. When will this fad die?

This picture feels like there is some sort of optical illusion happening or something. It seems like the chick is augmented to look uber skinny, I guess because of how lopsided the photo is with douche.
 

Awww yeah! I'd like to grab her ass like a bowling ball.

Are Evil Jake and Bulky the White holding hands? Sure looks like it. I suppose they are going to take their struggle for good over evil to the bedroom after they get rid of Rainbow Betty.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Holy shit! Look at the tits on the babe on the right.

Henri Toulouse-Laudouche
 

Is this the first father and son bag sighting of the summer?

I would use her sungalsses as a windshield shade. Whilst she and I played backseat bingo.

IFYM
 

I swear the D'bag on the right is the lovechild of Sean Astin and Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. I just notice that one of my friends, that happens to be gay, has that same wristband. I'm sensing that this scrote handles other's bats and balls in his off-time.
 

Somewherrrrre overrrrr the rainbowwwww.....is where I'd like to be hovering, but Platehead the White looks about to punch her in the stomach.

And a shitload of congratulations go to DB1 for having G4 notice both the wonderful work he has done here and the ensuing editorial hilarity of he and all of the regular posters. Without you all, I probably wouldn't be laughing these days. Thank you! (wipes away a tear)
 

Smallest bikini bottom ever. Outstanding.

Bag on the left appears to be wearing the short-shorts he stole from a Hooters waitress.

Bag on the right needs a 56B cup.
 

Those two dudes play for the home team I think. And by "home" i mean "homo". Dude on the right looks like he's gonna blow, in more ways than one.

snoop: more like a 56EE.

How can your nipples point downward if you're male and 26?
(looks at pic)
Oh. That's how.
 

My God, Turtle from Entourage got on some good cycles.

WTF is that He-Man style bracelet he is wearing?
 

@Wheeze the douche... Man I second that... not the laughing part... or the crying part... but the part about the G4 exposure... it was awesome to see Bra's XXX size melon on the 'small screen'. And as an aside... Olivia Munn is 100% a hott... and lastly I feel like a 14 year old for keystroking that.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Oooh, this is so many kinds of wrong.

Does anyone else get the feeling the guy on the right used to be a very fat little boy?

I love rainbow bikinis.
 

Big congratulations to DB1!!!! You are a unique site with entertaining comments. The only downside of gaining popularity is more of these douchebags may see themselves and ask for their picture to be pulled down.

Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni
 

Guy on the left: Shrunken Mario Lopez

Guy on the right: Danny Bonadouchey

Girl: The creamy middle of my hopes and dreams, the pink velveteen bunny of all that is good and just.

Classic hott with vintage douchery.
 

That's Jenna Jameson at Rehab. I saw her that day. What I wouldn't do to her. It'd be most furious 5 seconds of her life!
 

@Anon 2:11... Uhhhhh Jenna isn't looking that young these days.

@Idahohottpotato.... I think you hit the proverbial fat nail on its oversized, massive head.
 

Right on. Loving the video clip on G4. One of the pics I submitted made the cut! Keep rockin' it out, DB 1!!
 

@ They Call Me Douchey Smurf Yo!

It wasn't "these days". It was about three years ago.
 

@Anon 2:23... My bad then... because "these" days chick looks used up... literally.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Is that Cookie Puss in disguise? With a bandana, tiffanys necklace and a special friend... Oh and a hott in a rainbow delight..
 

@ douchey smurf... no problem. she's stretched out these days, for sure. It was actually two years ago. here's a link to the Rehab video. Talk about some douchebaggery. This'll make you puke. Good for a laugh though. And some bangin-ass hot chicks. check it out....

http://vegas.napkinnights.com/mov/view_movie.php?id=4
 

this chick is cute and in a paris hilto was 400 pounds and named hanoi universe i would be way more into it...as it stands she is what you eat for dinner because you don't feel like going shopping so close to govt check day...that processed crap you have bypassed everry day there is something better...these bags in a similar way these bags could scrote way more...i get the feeling they are bags by nature not nurture
 

Is that Sean Astin ad Mario Lopez?
 

another 5 foot 2 muscle boy.
 

@ my sun named tzu.... that was way over my head, apparently. Still trying to figure it out, though. Maybe I'm a douchebag??
 

Ha ha - that G4 video kicks ass.

These 'bags suck.
 

@Douchey Smurf, 12:37 - I think I almost went into Sally Field mode with the "I like this site; I really really like it" stuff. But I think we all do! And this little nugget I ran across tonight makes me appreciate DB1's mission that much more:

http://www.badboybrands.com/brand_bad_boy.php

"Bad Boy
Bad Boy is the original “In your face,” sports and lifestyle brand. We hail from California and now encompass much of the world with our attitude driven products. We’re in, at, or on the beaches, the mountains, the streets and the ring. Wherever we go, Bad Boy is the badge worn by hardcore competitors, enthusiasts and that dude in the corner surrounded by hot women."

This sounds exactly like the lifestyle exhibited by douchebags and is thus deserving of the mocking it gets here.
 

The bags are major bags, but the hott is the bleethiest I've seen in a while. Her welding goggles act as brain deformation units that remove thought from any who gaze upon them. you get stupider just by looking at it.
 

The AOTS plug is why i'm fucken laughing my ass off right now! I have a few pics that I'm gonna submit...haha!!
 

didn't read the other 35 comments... I hate to sit up for douches but that photo is air brushed as hell. WHO has a 4 inch straight line cut in their bicep... I mean don't modify a pic to get in on the website... we want to see TRUE DOUCHES.
 

I must be getting soft in my old age, but this picture does not outrage me.

Sure, they may be douches - but I don't feel like stomping their heads in like I usually do.
 

@Wheeze 8:42.... I'll check it. Thanks.
 

always nice to see the DB1 get his propers!
 

grossery bag, more like
 

i have never seen a more muscular man with a more cheesy grin. im not even mad at him. hes just so joyous
 

The sequel will be called "Two 'Bags in Paris." Probably'll sell a million copies.
 

Man, Tom Arnold got buff.
 

The roid freak on the right looks like Joe E Ross from Car 54.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xNLxGe9jQ

I wonder if they're related...

Ooo! Ooo!