Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Haiku

Three Cheers for Scroteface,
Pom Poms shake like firm grapefruits,
Buck Rogers Belt sucks.

Silver-clad pigtails
Defeating doucheosity?
Sadly, not this time

- sinfonian

Scroteface! Scroteface! He's
Our Man! If he can't do it,
Someother douchebag can!

-- ronald mcdouchenald

Think they're related
Certain they haven’t dated
Want boobs inflated.

- vacuum cleaner bagg

no alibi here
car show hotts cheer on
ford festiva fan

-- let it bleeth

I love two blond hots
But Douchbag in the middle.
I DO NOT, DO NOT.

~BJL

Fire shirt on douchebag
What could save the shiny hotts?
My hope is real flames

- frozen orange douche

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:01 AM

Comments:

A future so bleak
Bleached Hotts still with gay douchebags
Please kill me right now

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:03 AM

Silver-clad pigtails
Defeating doucheosity?
Sadly, not this time

# posted by

Sinfonian : 7:05 AM

Scroteface! Scroteface! He's
Our Man! If he can't do it,
Someother douchebag can!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:06 AM

ouch my eyeballs hurt
red/yellow color spectrum
combined with douchebag

# posted by

bcs : 7:06 AM

A global crisis
An Imminent Disaster
We've run out of bleach

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:10 AM

homo euro disco vid?
please remove scrote from
twin silver bikinis hotts

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:11 AM

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# posted by

bcs : 7:11 AM

Two Hotts form one beard
Come out of closet it's fine
Femmedouche fools no one

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Friday douche sandwhich
With biggest boob in the middle
Nothing to live for

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Think they're related
Certain they haven’t dated
Want boobs inflated.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:13 AM

swede bikini team
forced to do promos with scrote
where is interpol?

# posted by

bcs : 7:13 AM

Tin foil cheer girls
Shirt looks like it's on fire
If only it were

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:14 AM

I like it when hotts
Are wrapped in aluminum
Keeps them warm and moist

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:16 AM

silver bikinis
red orange and yellow weenie
time for martini

# posted by

bcs : 7:17 AM

Chain on douche's pants
Let's hope he's chained to the floor
Like an unloved pet

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:18 AM

price is right rejects
pose with douchebag for paychecks
he prefers gay sex

# posted by

bcs : 7:18 AM

Terminator eyes
Hiding behind sunglasses
He's the T-zero

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:19 AM

strippers with pom poms
Just-Not Timberlake's first time
says, "Three hundred bucks????"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

New Cyberdyne model
Douchebag Choad Terminator
Ready to slay hotts

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

deal or no deal girls
fired for groping howie
forced to pose with douche

# posted by

bcs : 7:19 AM

Twin tinsel ta-tas
Matthew McConaughey 'bag
this heaven or hell?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

no alibi here
car show hotts cheer on
ford festiva fan

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:21 AM

Burning Christmas tree
Pom-hotts with Hawaiian douche
trippy pink backdrop

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

Guitar pick on chain?
Musicians get girls, but not
Rock Band players, ass.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:22 AM

lennon's lovechild
with swedish girls gone wild
the poo is piled

# posted by

bcs : 7:22 AM

Napalm-style shirt
Cover him with gas jelly
While girls cheer the flames

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:24 AM

Three girls strike poses
Two seduce with lusty stares
He feels for back hair

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

The long ponytails
Can act nicely as handles
During backdoor rides

Haiku too risque?
Friday before long weekend:
I don't give a shit

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:26 AM

"Let's go Spartans, Go!"
Cheerleaders, Douchebags unite
The Wide World of Douche

# posted by

bcs : 7:27 AM

arena football
paycheck quite small placekicker
cheer squad work craft show

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:27 AM

Hip-hip hooray hotts
Were hired for the X-Games
My wang aches for them.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:27 AM

Bikini tinsel
Low-rent girls fuel fantasies
Cube masturbation

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:27 AM

Mr. White, your right
3 day weekend has arrived
time to start drinking

# posted by

bcs : 7:28 AM

Pom-pom girls cheer me
For under-the-desk pole vault
I've got the distance

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:29 AM

blondes with bad dye jobs
on mars with studded belt douche
pray for meteor

# posted by

bcs : 7:32 AM

when mars attacks us
it will not be missiles
it will be with douche

# posted by

bcs : 7:33 AM

Hotts can't save this douche
Homo shirt, fruity necklace
Pom-poms make me horny

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

BEHOLD! Burning bush!
(Not the one in the background;
In their silver shorts).

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:35 AM

sunglasses indoors
silver-bikini young whores
my anger it soars

# posted by

bcs : 7:36 AM

en fuegobag douche,
and Waffle House waitresses.
Daisycutter time...

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:37 AM

I love two blond hots
But Douchbag in the middle.
I DO NOT, DO NOT.

~BJL

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:38 AM

It's the Wrigleys Twins
Touting classic gum flavor:
He's the Juicy Fruit.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:38 AM

"Go team go!" they shout
As douchebag gropes their Pom-poms
Wish it was Marshall

# posted by

bcs : 7:38 AM

it's the bag sandwich
inverted, with stinky meat
no thanks, i'm vegan

# posted by

bcs : 7:40 AM

the douche is on fire.
grease and axe are flamable.
let the greico burn.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:40 AM

David Lynch nightmare:
"Twin Peaks 2 - Fire Douche with me".
Let's lynch David Lynch.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:41 AM

IBS foreground
gaseous fiery mars backround
my crotch is warming

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:42 AM

Obliques on left hott
Give me a B.O.N.E!
I'm spent from 'cheering'

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:43 AM

Douche on Mercury?
There goes the Solar System.
Plunge into the sun.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:43 AM

Nice Twin Peaks reference
Who did kill Laura Palmer?
Yeah, it was OJ

# posted by

bcs : 7:44 AM

Nice baked potatos
Wrapped up in tin foil reeeal good;
Butter on mine, please.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:44 AM

in what ring of hell
exists art deco bar with
air hockey table?

seriously,look
above right cheerleader's pom-pom
air hockey paddle

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:45 AM

Ummm, gotta go now
and flog on my dolphin cock
with Plymouth Fury

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:46 AM

wow what a flamer
what's red and orange and yellow?
This douche, on fire

# posted by

bcs : 7:46 AM

Two bleeths and a bag,
Sounds like Ryan Sechrest show,
Pass me the remote

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:46 AM

ra-ra sis-boom ba!
who's a bigger douche than bra?
zoot suit pants that's who!

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:47 AM

Douche is on fire!
Someone grab the fire hose!
Screw it, let him die.

# posted by

butch cassidy and the douched out kids : 7:48 AM

xenu's favorite drink?
lumber. irrelevant to this douche.
but still cracks me up.

# posted by

bcs : 7:48 AM

I hear the Trammps sing:
"It's a douchebag inferno,
Burn that mother down".

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:50 AM

Xenu's epic post
Truncated to One Hundred
By shitty blogger

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:51 AM

we don't need water
we let the dumb douchebag burn
burn dumb douchebag, burn

# posted by

bcs : 7:52 AM

the douche the douche
the douche is on fire get gas
make sure motherfucker burns

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:56 AM

damn you BCS!

well played, my friend....

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:57 AM

xenu surfs cable
without use of cable guide
also, his ribs touch

# posted by

bcs : 7:57 AM

look closely, i spy
a garroting happening
on right side of pic

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:00 AM

My shirt is on fire
Help me please
Burn muthafucka burn, coked hoes

your sister's 1st

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:01 AM

Is this a new show?
"Guess Who's Juggies you're rubbing?"
Black shirt for the win...

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:02 AM

xenu choked blogger
silly website can't contain
master's dark essence

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:04 AM

Fire shirt on douchebag
What could save the shiny hotts?
My hope is real flames

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:05 AM

when you're paid to pose
it may be time to re-think
wayward career path

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:05 AM

xenu started joke
that left the whole world dying
then he raped bee gees

# posted by

bcs : 8:06 AM

in satan's gameroom
you have no quarters, also
there are no winners

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:07 AM

Fiery Lava Rave
In Xenu's big left nostril;
They are his boogers.

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:08 AM

Xenu shits TP
And wipes his butthole with turds
Here we go again....

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:09 AM

Kirsten Dunst theme night
"Bring It On 4: Strip Club Years"
Watch it on Lifetime

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:11 AM

it's Xenu haiku
poetry for exalted
lord of the douchebags

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:12 AM

Girls must wear metal
Because Xenu's spooge is at
Four hundred degrees

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:12 AM

Hotts cheer silently
Gimme a D; "D", B; "B"
Douche smiles proudly

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 8:13 AM

xenu born again
in thread with generic douche
xenu fucks comets

# posted by

bcs : 8:14 AM

Horshack's still a scrote
No matter if he scores hotts
He's a pipefarter

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:15 AM

Bedheaded Xenu
With two skanky cheerleaders,
hosts, "Heimlichs or ho's"

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:16 AM

The End of the World
When scrotes corrupt the hots
Please God! STRIKE ME DOWN!

~BJL

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:16 AM

xenu is reason
why hillary is still here
just to fuck with us

# posted by

bcs : 8:16 AM

GayVN awards
He must've won best actor
For his gangbang scene

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:17 AM

xenu and jesus
fight at the mgm grand
live on pay per view

# posted by

bcs : 8:18 AM

haiku pic is weak
need better material
like xenu's taint skin

# posted by

bcs : 8:19 AM

One time some dude said:
"Hey Xenu, you is a bitch!"
Got his balls melted.

# posted by

bcs : 8:21 AM

Hot blonde one.
Hot blonde two.
The choade in the middle.
He smells like poo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:21 AM

xenu got pregnant
just because he was hungry
delicious fetus

# posted by

bcs : 8:23 AM

Xenu rolls out new car,
The Xenu Zephyr XP,
It runs on smegma

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:26 AM

Indoor sunglasses
Heidi Klum's little sister
Hellfire breaking free

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 8:26 AM

Mister Heat Miser?
"Year Without Santa" porno?
Damn Rule 34!

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 8:35 AM

Damien grows up.
Summons succubi cheersluts
They're "Pleased to meet you."

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 8:41 AM

Life on Red Planet
Girl on left likes douchebag Tad
Girl on right thinks not

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:45 AM

that n'sync douchebag in
dresden memorial shirt
with space cheerleaders

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:04 AM

Amateur porn stars
The money shot on its way
Need before pic first

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:14 PM

Luau in progress,
Lance Bass's boy toy escaped
Martian hots are safe

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:17 PM

Live sex show down town
Douchebag sneaks in through back door
Tard gets photo op

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:31 PM

the hotts are quite nice.
the christmas tree is on fire!
what is going on?!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:02 PM

Cheerleaders in Hell
With perky boobies and poms
Fifty cal to scrote.

Air hockey in club
Choking stripper on the couch
Flaming Christmas tree.

That is a cyborg
Red eyes behind the lenses
Still a turd hammer.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:24 PM

Story hear it told!
Lovelies be friends, what was I?
Strip club DJ yakked

(actually is me)

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:18 AM

i thought lance bass was gay...

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:47 PM

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