I see a 5'4'' David Wright and an two over-inflated exercise balls but I fail to see the hot chick.
 

Does he really have rhinestones on his pants???????
 

dude this chick is smoking...maybe a bit on the tropicana beauty pageant tip...but i would provide night maintenance to her entire aprtment complex at minimum wage just to fish her tampon wrappers out of the trash....this guy is the goon in every 80s movie that waylays the hero character from the improbable chain of events that ultimately rwult in him getting the girl the job and and the respect of the kids on bikes that obsessively watch from the house on the other end of the cul de sac...but she is all sweet apple cheeked boobular goodness
 

I mean, I'd bang her. I'd just have a hard time not looking at her baby carrot fingers.
 

Looks like he tried to wipe some of the doucheness off on his pants, sorry dude ure too far gone, it won't come off even with an acid bath, but why don't you try anyways and get back to us.....Ure right , those look like oompa loompa fingers.
Turdacious
 

Her heads just flat enough to set my beer can on.
Turdacious
 

Does this motherfucker have an eyebrow stud?!! Even without the oversized tat and the bedazzled jeans this guy goes near the top of the douche food chain cause of that damn eyebrow stud!

-UDAPE
 

Hi, I'm Skippy. I've never had my hands on a lady creature before.
 

They're little people right?
 

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"baby carrot fingers"

fucking hilarious!!!
 

Silly douchebag, rhinestones are for bleeths.
 

Their dwelling reeks of new development in some suburb in the sunbelt. Minimal decorative flair, with the centerpiece being the entertainment center which consists of:

1. Vizio LCD TV
2. Surround soundsystem
3. a "gaming" console
4. DVD player

Oh, and there is also a bong on the coffee table and liquor bottles displayed prominently somewhere in this mess.

In 5 years this chick will be 28 and her neck will have that flap like a turkey. If she pushes out a kid she'll be even more of a mess.

Right now I'd bang her, but I wouldn't be staying for breakfast.
 

I think his Be-Dazzler went Maximum Overdrive and got his eyebrow. And oh yeah......boobs. Big Boobies.
 

He is small in stature but giant-sized in his choadness. The smug, self satisfied grin on his ugly puss is just plain evil. The brow peircing cements his place as a Grade-A douche.

And by cements, I mean his feet in a bucket of quick-dry being tossed into the nearest ocean.

She is boobalicious. I'd like to lick soft-serve ice cream off them.
 

He is small in stature but giant-sized in his choadness. The smug, self satisfied grin on his ugly puss is just plain evil. The brow peircing cements his place as a Grade-A douche.

And by cements, I mean his feet in a bucket of quick-dry being tossed into the nearest ocean.

She is boobalicious. I'd like to lick soft-serve ice cream off them.
 

is that the guy who played jim carey in the mask????

Smoookin'
 

I think this guy is really Robbie Rotten from Lazytown. The Hott is a symphony of funbags and smiles. Perhaps I could be Sportacus coming to the rescue.
 

Not only do his jeans have glitter, but I think his too small t-shirt does as well. Maybe he fished it out of her dirty laundry because "It makes my pecs look HUGE and doesn't hide my awesome tat!"

This is a choad who clearly has no problems with self-promoting his 'baggery. The multiple studs (himself not being one except in his own mind) evoke "douchebag" all on their own, but he had to go overboard with the bullshit tribal tat and general DB attitude.

I'd call this guy not just a 'bag, but a charter member of the Bad Boy Club and No Fear sportswear's biggest whore.

Oh please, Wonder Woman, repel this useless waste of existence with your bracelets!
 

Awesome Lazytown reference, Abdouchah the Butcher said...!
 

Can we give Spielberg/Lucas an honorary douchie for their utterly cliche' "indiana jones and the temple of stargate"?
 

Look at those tatties!!! she is so hot hell perfection!!!
He really need to take that eyebrow stud out.
 

I am an urban dweller and did time in affordable college housing, and this reeks of it with the lack decor, white walls, beige carpets, coverings on the couch...and the give away: the latch and chain lock.

I smell a good old fashion college date-rape about to down-with rhinestones.
 

This picture has inspired me to break open that vintage 5 liter box of Franzia Cabernet I've been aging in my post-modern, but modest, S&M chamber. I will now drink the whole box. Yes, the whole box. Things will get rowdy up in this mug. But I will not remember this choad when I wake up Monday morning. In petrified chicken, teriyaki and rice spittle. And that, fellow 'bag hunters is what life is all about.
 

"Hey Lucas." "Take a fuckin' pic of me and fuckin' Candice." "Awesome." "Hey Candice... now take a picture of me and fuckin' Lucas." "Awesome" "I love you Lucas. Are you ready to go home honey?" "Hey Candice, I think Lucas is getting tired. I think we're gonna skip the club and just go home and cuddle up with a Red Cup of merlot." "Thanks for having us over."

FIN
 

"Finally got the Beadazzler, Bra!"
 

agreed, DB1. that movie was aggressively stupid. aliens? seriously?
 

@ anon. 8:19 - thanks for noticing! robbie is one of the best characters on TV, kid's show or not.

on second thought, BOOBIES!
 

ummm...I think you guys missed something huge at the end of the The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The aliens treasured knowledge, not gold or jewels or priceless works of art.

Knowledge. Heh heh. Why, I have a wry smile on my face thinking about those aliens and the way in which they treasure knowledge. That was probably the most satisfactory ending to a cartoon--I mean "motion picture" I have seen in a long time. Knowledge. Heh heh.
 

i wanna fight this man. im confident they r midgets. and all their furniture is miniture to make them look normal size. i wanna have him sit on my open palm so i can tickle him and watch him giggle. then read him him a story about jiminy cricket until he falls asleep on my shoulder
 

Speaking of which, I really want to see The Incredible Hulk. I hear Lou Ferrigno has another camero in it.

I wonder why I thought of that...hmm....
 

er, cameo. Lou Ferrigno has a cameo. Paging Dr. Freud.
 

Apologies to the B52s.

Wanna be the life of the party
Wanna be the site to be seen,
Let's meet and have a baby now!
Wanna be the queen of stupidity
Wanna be the worthy of derision
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!

Hey, I'm Dorkus
a Cancer from New Jersey
I like getting stupid tattoos and exploring my girlfriend's pussy.

Hello, I'm Dreama, I'm a Bleeth.
And I like doing coke and hanging with douchebags.

Wanna be the first and the only
Wanna be the biggest guy on earth
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!

Hi, my name is Bra,
and I'm a Douchebag.
I love Dr Pepper and hot chicks.

Hey, I'm Boobalicious and I am a Hottie.
I love to swallow and doing it doggie style.

Hey, my name is Fishslap and I'm a
Scrote from Santa Monica, L-A and I like
To find the G-spot.

Wanna be the center of attention
Wanna be the pointy haired boss man
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be the daughter of Yasmin Bleeth.
Wanna be the son of Joey Porsche
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be mother-fucker
Drunken shit bag end
Wanna be a leech and a vampire
 

It's gotta suck for a girl to get dolled up for a night out, only to say when he finally walks out of the bathroom, "Oh, you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt?"
 

It's gotta suck for a girl to get dolled up for a night out, only to say when he finally walks out of the bathroom, "Oh, you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt?"
 

It's Vanilla Ass.

Nice call on Lazytown, Abdouchah the Butcher; he does look like Robby Rotten.

I keep trying to get my wife to wear that pink wig...so wrong...
 

Is it just my monitor, or does it look like the bag's dog pissed on his shirt sleeve?

I like the rack on the hott. Right now it has the right proportion to the rest of her body. From the looks of those Boss Hogg fingers though, I think the rest of her is quickly going to catch up and through the proportions out of whack.

I can't figure out whether I think the tattoo / burn on her foot is hot or disgusting.
 

He's giving me a look like I'm just. too. late. And he knows it, that dick.
 

CHOADWAD AND HOT HOT,HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BOBBLEHEAD,WITH THE AUTOMATIC DOUCHE TRIBAL ON HIS ARM,ARE ALL THESE SCROTES BORN WITH THESE SYMBOLS?SHES HOT BUT LOOKS LIKE A MONEYGRUB,THUMBS DOWN ON THE GOOD PIC QUESTION
 

The rest of soon to be portly chics fingers must have been shredded in that paper shredder by the front door! Seriously nobody has one of those by their front door unless its protection from steve-o douches mini pecker?
 

The rest of soon to be portly chics fingers must have been shredded in that paper shredder by the front door! Seriously nobody has one of those by their front door unless its protection from steve-o douches mini pecker?
 

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